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Beyond the Arc Sports

Beyond the Arc Podcast, #40: Negative Nellies

This week on the show, Kevin and Phil talk about:

  • A rundown of the Grizzlies’ Monday night win over the Portland Trail Blazers and Zach Randolph’s big game
  • Why the Grizzlies’ offense is struggling right now–does the “small ball” starting unit have anything to do with it?
  • Why is the Grizzlies’ defense not as good this year?
  • Do the players respond well to Dave Joerger?
  • How are the Grizzlies above .500 with Matt Barnes as the best wing player on the team on both ends of the floor? How did we get here?
  • Can the Grizzlies take care of the Thunder Wednesday night if Durant doesn’t play? Can they score 95 points?

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Film/TV Film/TV/Etc. Blog

Sherlock: The Abominable Bride

Sherlock: The Abominable Bride (2016; dir. Douglas MacKinnon)—Sherlock co-creators Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat have a problem: they’ve outsmarted themselves, and they don’t know what to do or where to turn next. What else could explain the fact that three of the four Sherlock episodes since 2012’s splendid “The Reichenbach Fall,” including “The Abominable Bride,” either directly or indirectly address the fiendishly complicated rooftop standoff that ended with the apparent deaths of Sherlock Holmes (Benedict Cumberbatch) and his arch-nemesis James Moriarty (Andrew Scott)? In “The Empty Hearse,” 2014’s Series Three premiere, Gatiss and Moffat did an honorable job providing a winking, plausible-enough explanation for Sherlock’s survival. But Moriarty’s demise and subsequent resurrection at the end of “His Last Vow” has apparently left the two showrunners as troubled as it has left Sherlock himself.

That’s not a good thing. But before it stumbles into a flashback/flash-forward-heavy mind palace walk that’s both too obvious and too clever in retrospect, “The Abominable Bride”—which topped the box office in China last weekend—is a funny, energetic and creepy account of the Victorian-era Holmes’ most perplexing case. And one of the most pleasurable elements of this return to the character’s imaginary roots is Cumberbatch’s restrained re-re-imagining of the Holmes persona. He exchanges his modern-day Sherlock’s high-functioning sociopathic hostility for a less confrontational yet equally supercilious set of manners and witticisms. This new-old Sherlock plays a fine, well-tuned violin, sucks at his pipe with lip-smacking self-satisfaction, and glides through prickly encounters with Dr. Watson (Martin Freeman) and Scotland Yard’s Inspector Lestrade (Rupert Graves) on a magic carpet of pragmatic, faux-prissy erudition.

In late 19th century England, Freeman’s Watson is less of a victim of Holmes’ whims and more of a collaborator. He’s also earned a measure of fame by publishing stories about his adventures with Holmes in the penny dreadfuls. Some provocative, confusing Don Quixote-esque mix-ups ensue when Watson presses Holmes about his relationship status and Holmes deflects inquiries with philosophical pontifications plagiarized from Watson’s stories. Who’s writing whom here, anyway? Larger and more menacing destabilization appears quickly enough, and soon Holmes and Watson find themselves on opposite sides of the old “ghost/not a ghost” debate when they are asked to solve the mystery of an undead bride who keeps returning to wreak havoc on unsuspecting men.

“The Abominable Bride” is perhaps overloaded with divertissements, including a Diogenes Club encounter starring a Taft-fat Mycroft Holmes (played by Gatiss himself) ringed with puddings and meats, a memorable exchange about the foolishness of the “secret twins” theory, and all kinds of nods and nudges directed at both Sherlock Holmes the myth and Sherlock Holmes the man. Yet by the end, this tenth feature-length Sherlock installment is a pleasurable if failed dramatic experiment that’s obsessed with its central character’s own failures. It’s also an addictive mess that provides many fleeting pleasures before examining the messes that addiction makes of most people’s lives. Here is the final problem with “The Abominable Bride”: as Gatiss and Moffat continue to expand and deepen Sherlock’s psychological profile, Sherlock’s ability to construct an exciting, rewarding mystery that can handle its inter-textual baggage and its own recent history continues to falter.

Grade: B

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Sports Tiger Blue

Tigers 82, Nicholls State 46

Exhibition season returned to FedExForum Tuesday night. After spotting Nicholls State a 16-11 lead, Memphis outscored the Colonels 39-5 over a 12-minute stretch to secure the game by halftime. Ironically enough, the 36-point win may represent the low point of the Tigers’ season, if not the entire seven-year era under coach Josh Pastner.

During a week college basketball has emerged from the shadow of its more popular gridiron competition, roughly 7,000 fans chose to spend two hours of their week with the U of M basketball team. Three days after the Tigers fought gallantly against undefeated South Carolina on the road, they played a team that has somehow won four of its 15 games, but would face stiff competition in the opponent Memphis actually hosted in an exhibition game last November (LeMoyne-Owen). (39-5 runs don’t happen against competent Division I basketball teams.)

Larry Kuzniewski

Dedric Lawson

Announced attendance for the game was 10,290, the lowest figure among the Tigers’ 12 home games to date. (Only twice has a crowd larger than 12,000 been announced, one of those with Ole Miss in the building.) The Tigers’ senior leader, Shaq Goodwin, served a one-game suspension for tripping an opposing player (from the Tiger bench) in the loss at South Carolina, proving Goodwin at least knows his team’s schedule well. As for his leadership qualities . . . . 

Freshman Nick Marshall started in place of Goodwin and contributed 12 points and six rebounds in 23 minutes. Four more Tigers reached double figures in the scoring column: Avery Woodson (15 points), Ricky Tarrant Jr. (12), Dedric Lawson (12), and Trahson Burrell (12).

The small crowd’s most vibrant cheers came late in the first half when Sam Craft made his college basketball debut. The junior tailback for the Memphis football team converted a second-half layup and three-pointer in his first official action on the hardwood since his days as a two-sport star at Craigmont High School.

“It’s like a dream come true,” said Craft. “It felt good to be back out there. I was nervous. Every game I play, football or basketball, I’m nervous. But you shake off the jitters and just try and play basketball.”

“This is how teams are really made,” said Marshall, creating a positive spin on the one-sided affair. “It’s not so tight. We actually get to have fun out there. It was nice to see everybody smiling and everybody get [on the floor], especially Sam.” Late in the game, the Tiger lineup featured a scholarship baseball player (Caleb Wallingford) and football player (Craft) matching up against the Colonels. Not the kind of thing you see in a typical January college hoops clash.

Come Saturday, conference play is here for good. No more child’s play. (If you didn’t see any of the Kansas- Oklahoma game Monday night, enjoy the highlights. It doesn’t have to be this way.) The Tigers, now 10-4, travel to Connecticut to face the Huskies. When they return on January 13th, Temple will be on the other bench. Football and baseball players beware.

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News News Blog

Wanted: HOT People!

Do you know someone who’s so attractive that it hurts to look at them? Someone so hot you’re certain they’re contributing to global warming? Or maybe that person is you. Hey, if you’ve got it, flaunt it, right?

We here at the Memphis Flyer are a shallow, shameless bunch, and we’re seeking photos of hot Memphis men and women for the annual beauty pageant that we like to call the Hotties Issue.

Justin Fox Burks

A sampling of last year’s Hotties (posing with adorable animals from the Humane Society of Memphis & Shelby County).

So send us pictures and contact info for all the hot people in your lives. But make good and sure they’re hot before you send ’em. Try to include a few lines of biographical info (if you can … obviously, if you’re a creeping on your hot barista, you may have not more than a name and a Facebook profile link, and that’s okay). 

Think you’re hot stuff? Then nominate yourself! We promise we won’t tell anyone.

Submit everything to bphillips@memphisflyer.com as soon as possible. We’ll narrow submissions to the 14 hottest people, interview them, and ask them to come in for a photo shoot later in the month.

The deadline for submissions is January 21st.

If you have no idea what we’re talking about, check out last year’s Hotties Issue.

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Opinion The BruceV Blog

Andy Holt Challenges Obama to “Come to Rocky Top”

Andy Holt

Rootin’, tootin’, hog-farmin’, muslim hatin’, militia lovin‘ State Rep. Andy Holt has done throwed down the gauntlet to President Obama about the president’s executive orders on gun control. It’s a long, tough-talkin’ diatribe, but the gist is pretty simple: “Come to Tennessee and try to take our guns and see what happens, you big pussy.”

Below is the full text of Holt’s letter, complete with a lovely molon labe hashtag.

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Intermission Impossible Theater

Mömandpöp Bring a Rocking “Pizza Party” to GPAC

At home with mömandpöp.

Okay, there probably won’t be any actual pizza involved, but I’m betting this song gets played at least once. There may be encores.

mömandpöp isn’t “kid rock.” The band’s “Comeback Special” may be aimed at the shorter short people in our lives — and younger kids really do love it — but the musical variety show quickly transcends. Husband and wife duo Bobby and Virginia Matthews are terrific writers with a knack for improv and a gift for crafting infectious pop ditties so full of love and life they defy easy categorization. If you’re physically able to take your kids (or somebody’s kids!) to see mömandpöp at GPAC Saturday, you really should. If you don’t have access to kids, you’ll  have to go it alone. It’s only 50-minutes. You won’t be sorry. 

The gimmick goes something like this. Once upon a time mömandpöp were rock stars, but they abandoned all that to become plain old mom and pop. Now after many (many, many, many) years off the scene, they’re pulling their British Invasion/folk revival-inspired act out act out of mothballs and retooling it for younger listeners. Think Schoolhouse Rock meets the Partridge Family, but more mod 60’s than groovy 70’s.

Click the video below to listen to one of my favorites. (Okay, my very favorite. But “A Week in the Life” is also pretty spectacular. So is “Take Care.”)

Mömandpöp Bring a Rocking ‘Pizza Party’ to GPAC (2)

So good.

The Matthews family has deep roots in Memphis. Bobby was an art teacher here and played alongside the Grifters’ Tripp Lamkins and Stan Gallimore in a band called Dragoon. Virginia worked with Voices of the South for years, composing original music for the company’s shows and developing original scripts like An Old Forest Fairy Tale. 

For event details and tickets click here. To watch a deeply silly (and wonderful) reenactment of old ladies in tennis shoes saving Overton Park, click below. 

Mömandpöp Bring a Rocking ‘Pizza Party’ to GPAC (3)

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News News Blog

Memphis Officials Predict Minimal Flood Damage

Shelby County Office of Preparedness

Harbor Town along the Wolf River Harbor

Emergency officials in Shelby County predict that fewer than 50 homes and 20 businesses could be affected by flood waters in nearby rivers.

That’s according to Memphis Mayor Jim Strickland who was briefed on the situation with the local leaders Tuesday morning at the Shelby County Office of Preparedness [SCOP] Emergency Operations Center.

The Mississippi River was nearly at 38 feet Tuesday morning. Flood stage is 34 feet. The National Weather Service predicts the river will crest Friday at 40.5 feet. In 2011, the river crested at 48 feet. The record high for the river was set in 1937 at 48.7 feet.

So far, all major roads are open in Shelby County and no major damage has been reported. The SCOP predicts that no significant damage is expected with the river crest of 40.5 feet, though water could spill over into yards and roads in some low-lying areas.

Still, fire and law enforcement agencies will visit neighborhoods Tuesday along the Loosahatchie River near Frayser and Big Creek near Woodstock to warn citizens about the high water threat.

For more information on the flood, visit www.StaySafeShelby.us.

Fire and law enforcement officials will continue round-the-clock visits to homes and businesses in these ZIP codes:

38053 – Woodstock, Millington
38103 – Downtown Memphis
38105 – North Memphis
38106 – South Memphis
38107 – North Memphis
38108 – North Memphis
38109 – Westwood
38116 – Whitehaven
38127 – Frayser, Northaven, Shelby Forest
38128 – Frayser and Raleigh

The SCOP says these are the current high-water threats in the Harbor Town neighborhood:

• Island Place East
• Running River Place
• River Landing
• Harbor Isle Circle
• Marina Cottage Cove

So far, these are the only flood-related closures:

• Second Street between Mud Island Drive and the Stiles Treatment Center
• Island Place East
• Billion Road at Old Cuba-Benjestown Road
• Boat ramps at Greenbelt Park and Shelby Forest

The Shelby County Health Department has issued this list of tips for dealing with flood water:

• Limit contact with flood water due to potentially elevated levels of contaminants, including raw sewage and other hazardous materials.
• Avoid wading, swimming, playing, or boating in floodwaters. It only takes six inches of moving flood water to carry a person away.
• If you do come into contact with flood water, immediately wash your hands with disinfecting soap.
• Early symptoms from exposure to contaminated flood water may include upset stomach, intestinal problems, headache, and other flu-like discomfort. Seek immediate medical attention if you have any of these after contact with flood water.
• Do not allow pets to walk through or drink flood water.

The Tennessee office of the National Federation of Independent Business [NFIB] issued some advice Monday for business owners that could potentially be affected by floodwaters.

Before the disaster:

• Understand the risks.
• Take photographs and videos of your assets.
• Have an emergency response plan.
• Develop a communications plan.
• Backup your business records.
• Create a disaster kit.

After the disaster:

• Use social media as well as your company’s website to keep up with customers, vendors and your employees.
• Document any damage to your business with photos and video.
• Protect your property from further damage, but hold off making permanent repairs until the claims adjuster can come to your business and assess the damage.

For more information about disaster preparedness for business, visit nfib.com/disaster.

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Beyond the Arc Sports

Grizzlies 91, Blazers 78: Same As It Ever Was

Larry Kuzniewski

Some of the faces have changed since this was taken, but the outcome was the same.

Last night’s big (by Griz standards) Grizzlies win over the Portland Trail Blazers happened pretty late, so I didn’t outline a full game-recap-type post to go along with it. Once it was clear that the Blazers weren’t going to break 80 points—and clear that Zach Randolph was going to have a 20/10 game coming off the bench against his former team—you could already see how everyone’s recap was going to go: a throwback game, depended on Grit & Grind to Get It Done In Portland, rumors of Z-Bo’s demise are greatly exaggerated, etc.

All of those things are true. The Grizzlies’ offense was mostly horrible for a large portion of the game, except for a huge scoring outburst in the third quarter that took place when the injured Mike Conley and struggling Marc Gasol were sitting on the bench, and so that left Randolph to pick up the scoring slack, and that’s exactly what he did against Portland’s frontline. Randolph shot 61% from the floor (11 of 18), scored 26 points, grabbed 18 rebounds (12 of which were offensive rebounds), made all four of his free throws after struggling to hit them the last couple of games, and generally had A Zach Randolph Game.

If I’m honest, I wasn’t sure we were going to get many more Zach Randolph Games, where “oh just iso Z-Bo on the block” is actually a valid strategy for winning an entire game, where everything that bounces off the rim ends up in his hands, when he’s licking his fingertips after every rainbow jumper, jab step, and turnaround. It was pretty glorious.

With all of the talk in December about needing to trade Z-Bo for the good of “the future”, I decided to look at the year Randolph is having in historical context. I did a search on Basketball Reference for players age 34 and up for whom the following things are true:

  • Offensive rebound percentage—the estimated percentage of available offensive rebounds a player pulls down while on the floor—of 10% or higher
  • Defensive rebound percentage of 20% or higher
  • Usage rate—the percentage of possessions “used” by a player while he’s on the floor, a good estimate of how much of the offense runs through a player—of 20% or higher
  • Plays 20 or more minutes a game.

The full list is here, but you can see for yourself that it’s a short one, populated by names like David Robinson, Moses Malone, Shaq, and Charles Barkley. (Maybe Hollinger’s MACHINE can explain the Kevin Willis Anomaly.) At any rate, that list should make one thing very clear: there’s not a player you can trade Z-Bo for who would be an incremental improvement to this team. There are no players who do what Randolph does who would be traded for him—they’re guys like DeMarcus Cousins, Dwight Howard, Anthony Davis, and Greg Monroe. At his age, no one is doing what Randolph is doing right now. Which means this: these Z-Bo games are even more special than Grizzlies fans already think they are.

Larry Kuzniewski

So. What wasn’t glorious? The Grizzlies’ team offense. And no, “hey Z-Bo go make smaller men afraid of you” isn’t actually the Grizzlies offensive scheme (anymore). An example of how bad it got from Peter Edmiston:

Gasol ended up with 7 points on 3-12 shooting and Conley had 9 on 3-13, but for most of the game they’d both made exactly 1 field goal. Conley had been questionable to play with a back injury, and Brevin Knight was quick to point out on the broadcast that it looked like his ankle was bothering him, as well. As for Gasol, I’m not sure what was wrong with him, but… it wasn’t good. Gasol’s been struggling on and off (mostly on) for large portions of the season, outside of a few stretches where he simply takes over games because he has to (as in his triple-double game, the win at New Orleans, the OT win over the Heat). And really, he hasn’t been the same since last year’s All Star Break, when apparently broke something in his brain, and now he’s not the same player, the same constantly-effective offensive weapon.

Larry Kuzniewski

Marc Gasol had one of his worst games of the season last night, and that’s saying something this year.

Gasol’s on the first year of a five-year max deal, of course. And Mike Conley is a free agent after this season but seems destined to re-sign with the Grizzlies for a lot of money. The way they’ve both played this season, you wouldn’t know it. Both of them have got to be better if the team is going to go anywhere, especially after this year.

That’s not to say it’s all their fault, of course. The overall team concept of the Grizzlies this season is muddled, almost beyond recognition. They’re a defense-oriented team that starts a small lineup (and a “power forward” in Jeff Green) that isn’t great defensively. They’re a slow-it-down, play-through-the-post team that tries to play everything through Conley/Gasol high pick-and-roll and a spaced-out small starting unit.

They’re trying to be two things right now: the Core Four Grizzlies dependent on the play of Randolph and Tony Allen, with Conley and Gasol filling in the gaps (which is what they’ve been for years, to great success), and also the New Small Grizzlies building a new core around Conley/Gasol and a new, younger wing rotation (a rotation that doesn’t exist, mind you, because Jordan Adams is hurt and all the other young guys are bigs save the dearly departed Russ Smith).

Games like the one the Grizzlies won last night emphasize that this is a transition year between those two identities, and you have to feel like that’s part of what’s wrong with the Grizzlies’ two best players: they know they’re supposed to be The Guys now, but they don’t know what to do with it. Last night, they played defense and let Z-Bo do the dirty work, but that’s not really a valid way forward anymore.

There were lots of other things that happened last night, but that was what I went to bed thinking about: the Grizzlies’ offense is a disaster, the defense is finally starting to come along, and even now, in January, they still don’t know who they are, how they play, or what their real goals are for this season. I’m not sure when that changes, barring unforeseen roster moves I’m sure they’re taking phone calls about right this second. But for now, right now, in this season where they change every two weeks into something else, they’re still right where we left them: holding opponents under 80 points, barely able to score 80 themselves, reliant on the post for offensive production, deeply flawed, and beautifully violent.

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Politics Politics Beat Blog

Showdown Between Luttrell, County Commission Worsens Over “Altered” Resolution

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Roland (l), Luttrell

The ongoing power struggle between the administration of Shelby County Mayor Mark Luttrell and an apparent majority faction of the County Commission was apparently not subject to any time-outs during the holidays. Indeed, it seems to have intensified over the break — to the point of open warfare.

Two matters in December have pushed the combatants to the brink:

(1) a December 18 hand-delivered letter from Commission chairman Terry Roland to Luttrell threatening the Mayor with “removal procedures” if he persisted in resisting a Commission resolution appointing former Commissioner Julian Bolton as an independent attorney responsible to the Commission; and (2) a bizarre circumstance whereby a Roland resolution seeking a transfer of the county’s budget surplus — a disputed amount running somewhere from $6 million to $20-odd million —from the administration to the Commission’s contingency fund reached the state Comptroller’s office in a form that seemed to call for the transfer of the county’s entire fund balance of some $108 million.

The latter situation is being denounced by allies of Roland as nothing short of forgery committed somewhere in the administration before being transmitted to Nashville. After Sandra Thompson responded to Luttrell that the resolution featuring the larger sum was illegal, Roland sent a letter to Thompson charging that alterations had been made in his resolution, not only in the amount sought in the transfer but in the enabling language of the resolution.

Roland’s letter included copies of both his original resolution, which — given a longstanding dispute between Luttrell and the Commission — omitted any sums whatever, and what Roland called a “blatantly altered” copy that was sent to the Comptroller’s office, which seemed to spell out a request for the transfer of the entire fund balance, which would be an astonishing demand and which, noted Thompson, would leave the county without cash available to support spending in its General Fund and in potential violation of state law.

According to Roland’s letter, “When the altered document was brought to my attention I immediately contacted Harvey Kennedy, CAO, to address the issue and clarify my intentions. Mayor Mark L:uttrell confirmed via as conversation with me that he was aware the document was altered….I would never place Shelby County in [a] position where insufficient resources would be available to provide the cash flow needed for operations.”

Conversations and correspondence have flowed back and forth between Commissioners and the administration meanwhile, with the latter contending that a mere clerical error accounted for the apparent alteration in the resolution and Commissioner Heidi Shafer, a close Roland ally in the struggle, concurring with the chairman that conscious skullduggery of some sort was involved.

Shafer sees a silver lining to the imbroglio, however. She believes that publicity concerning the matter has put the administration so clearly on the defensive that Luttrell will be willing to compromise with Roland on the independent-attorney issue — despite his statement, in a November 19 letter to Roland that he would stand by “a clear, unambiguous opinion from the County Attorney that Resolution #16A [calling for Bolton’s appointment} violates the County Charter.”

Roland and his supporters on the Commission maintain in their stead that the Charter mandates that the Mayor is bound to implement the requirements of the resolution, which Luttrell vetoed but which was sustained in an override vote by the Commission. Shafer notes for the record another point of contention —that County Attorney Ross Dyer has in fact not issued a formal opinion as such that could be subject to litigation or appeal.

In any case, the case of the altered resolution has earned itself a place for “discussion” on the Commission’s committee agenda for Wednesday. That’s one discussion that is bound to make somebody’s ears burn.

And at some point, even should the independent-attorney issue be resolved In compromise, the original point of rupture between the contending branches of government remains — a suspicion on the part of the Commission that the administration is playing fast and loose with the fiscal totals it issues and refusing to submit to regularly scheduled audits.

That issue, as it happens, was apparently at the root of Roland’s wish for the transfer of surplus monies to the Commission’s contingency fund.

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Memphis Gaydar News

FedEx’s Attempt to Throw Out Lawsuit Over Widow’s Pension Benefits Denied

Memphis-based FedEx is being sued by a widow of a long-time employee, after she was denied pension benefits because the two were in a same-sex marriage, and on Monday, U.S. District Court Judge Phyllis Hamilton denied the company’s attempt to have that lawsuit thrown out.

California woman Stacey Schuett, the widow of 26-year FedEx employee Lesly Taboada-Hall, filed the lawsuit against the company last January after it refused to provide her with federally required spousal pension benefits. Taboada-Hall had been the family breadwinner and supported Schuett and their two children, but she passed away in June 2013 after a battle with uterine cancer.

FedEx’s pension plan was designed when the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) was still the law of the land, but DOMA was struck down by the U.S. Supreme Court in United States v. Windsor on June 26, 2013.

The federal court on Monday ruled that “following Windsor … ERISA plans, by definition, must treat couples in same-sex marriages as married for purposes of spousal benefits prescribed under ERISA, such as survivor benefits.”

FedEx scored an 85 out of 100 on the 2015 Human Rights Campaign Corporate Equality Index. It failed to reach 100 due to its lack of transgender healthcare benefits.

“It is shocking to me that a company that pays lip service to diversity and the importance of its employees refuses to recognize our family,” said Schuett in a press release from the National Center for Lesbian Rights. “My wife earned her benefits during her decades of service to the company. No employer should be permitted to ignore our families and refuse to provide the hard-earned benefits of dedicated and skilled employees like Lesly.”

Said NCLR Senior Staff Attorney Amy Whelan: “Companies that claim to support diversity, as FedEx does, should be celebrating the downfall of DOMA, not trying to resurrect it for widows of FedEx employees who are fighting to receive the basic benefits their spouses earned during decades of service to the company.”