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“Counterfeit Madison Meets Nina Simone: A Celebration of Blackness” at the Den

A lot of people told Sharon Udoh (aka Counterfeit Madison) she sounded like Nina Simone, but what that might mean never really registered. “I have a very religious background,” she explains. “I never listened to secular music until late in life, so I had no idea who Nina Simone was.” When she finally figured out who she was, Udoh was 29 years old, had been playing the piano for two decades, and consciously avoided songs written and popularized by Simone, the classically trained, juke-joint-tested author ofTo Be Young, Gifted, and Black,” and “Mississippi Goddam”. She wanted people to hear her voice, not someone else’s. Then something happened.

“What prompted this show was a Nina Simone biopic that caused a lot of controversy,” Udoh says. “Because they cast a fine actress named Zoe Saldana but put blackface on her and gave her a prosthetic nose. I was upset. As a dark-black woman, I’d hope if I were to die and somebody told my story, they would cast a dark-black woman to tell the story. Nina Simone was a person of color who sang about the plight of people of color. So I decided, ‘fuck it, I’m mad enough,’ I was going to do a Nina Simone.”

Sharon Udoh (aka Counterfeit Madison)

Udoh’s first show was in Chicago, backed by a hot quintet. She’s coming to Memphis solo and sees the change as an opportunity to explore Simone’s frequently improvisational performance style.

“I had to pick where I was going to shine through and where she was going to shine through,” Udoh says of her work adapting Simone’s famously difficult material. “In doing that, I found myself even more.”

Friday, July 28th, Evergreen Presbyterian Church presents “Counterfeit Madison Meets Nina Simone: A Celebration of Blackness” at The Den on Marshall in partnership with the Memphis Medical District Collaborative. Saxophonist Marque Boyd opens. A portion of the proceeds go the Memphis’ official Black Lives Matter chapter.

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World Championship Cardboard Boat Races in Heber Springs

This weekend, Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman will go head to head with Iron Man, Scarlet Witch, and Captain America. Sort of. It’s time for the 31st annual World Championship Cardboard Boat Races in Heber Springs, Arkansas, and this year’s theme is DC vs. Marvel.

“A lot of times racers like to dress up to match the theme of their boat,” says Julia Murray, executive director of the Heber Springs Chamber of Commerce. “The Wonder Woman movie came out this summer and Spider-Man, and I think there’s a new Thor coming out. We thought it would be fun and easy for the crews since superheroes are so popular right now.”

The Cardboard Boat Regatta, as it was originally called, launched its first fleet of paper vessels in 1987. The inaugural event was a team-up between the Chamber of Commerce and area media, with the goal of promoting tourism in Northeastern Arkansas. The first competition went over so well, it was brought back and rebranded as the World Championship Cardboard Boat Races.

Cardboard Boat Races

“Anything goes,” Murray says regarding the kinds of cardboard boats one might expect to see competing. “There are no parameters on size or shape. You’ll see basic boxes, big enough for one, and we’ve had boats big enough for 12 people. There are rules, of course. There can’t be any metal, only duct tape and corrugated cardboard.” Nothing potentially harmful to the environment is allowed since sometimes these boats don’t float so good.

“Sometimes, they go down like a rock,” Murray says. “But to qualify for the Titanic Award for the most dramatic sinking you have to make it 50 feet on a 200 yard course, and I’ve never seen any boat not make it at least that far.”

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Six Memphis Characters

Nicole Dorsey and Vaughan Dewar

When you walk into the living room of Nicole Dorsey and Vaughan Dewar’s Midtown home, you’ll find shelves and shelves (and more shelves) of wigs — red ones, blue ones, long ones, spikey ones, curly ones, sleek ones, ones with built-in cat ears, and so on.

But this massive wall of colorful hairdos is not even half of the couple’s unique shared wardrobe.

In all, the two say they have about 100 wigs and 300 costumes: Some they bought, some they had made, some they made themselves, and others that are hand-me-downs.

Dewar says he’s been collecting costumes since his youth, and Dorsey has been making them all her life, she says, recalling all of the Latin convention costume contests she won in grade school. Even back then, she says she went all out. It was just her way of “artistically expressing” herself.

The couple met at a food awareness event about a decade ago, and Dorsey says when they did, it ignited a part of herself that had been dormant for years. Many of their passions overlapped — makeup, books, philosophy, and of course, costuming.

Dewar, who was voted least likely to conform in high school, says he started playing dress-up as young as seven years old, but was terrified and guilt-ridden to do it back then. Now, years later, often going out and about in full drag attire, Dewar has confidently made costuming a part of everyday life.

He’s not alone, though. Dorsey says each morning when she gets dressed for her communications job at Crosstown Arts, she matches that day’s “persona” to the way she feels that particular morning. Usually picking out her wig first, she then tops her look off with an eccentric outfit that fits the theme of the persona, whether that be gothic, zombie, punk, Wonder Woman, or whatever version of herself she feels like portraying that day.

They don’t keep their extensive wardrobe all to themselves either, often hosting parties in their spacious home, which is equipped with a few walk-in costume closets, a stripper pole, and a disco-lit sometimes-dance, sometimes-movie room.

Dewar says the parties are usually filled with their friends exploring and trying on the couple’s hat, wig, and costume collection. “They’re really just props to make everyone more playful,” he says. Dorsey says the parties are social gatherings, but in a way they are also community outreach, as their home has become a safe place where people can come, find fellowship, and be themselves.

“For some reason, our home is that [safe place], and I like that our home is that way,” Dorsey says. “I want everybody to feel like they can totally be themselves when they walk through that door.”

It’s not all fun and games for Dorsey and Dewar, though. The couple also has a shared passion for helping the community. Dewar had been involved in food awareness campaigns for about 10 years before meeting Dorsey, but for now the two focus their attention on prison reform. Additionally, because creativity has been at the core of both their experiences, they feel it is important to support local artists and the theater by donating and attending shows regularly.

“We feel we’re more fulfilled and more real when we can be doing good for others in the community,” Dewar says. — Maya Smith

John McIntire

John McIntire

John McIntire could be the Aquarius poster child. The 82-year-old Memphis artist and retired Memphis College of Art sculpture professor embodies his astrological sign’s traits. He is independent, charitable, and strongly creative.

With his wild shock of hair, mustache, and beard and his affinity for wearing Hawaiian shirts (he owns 500), McIntire fits the role of the eccentric artist. When he’s not landing a great buy at an estate sale or happening upon some fabulous street find or lending a helping hand to friends with food, money, or a place to stay, McIntire is in the backyard at his Midtown home (which he bought at a yard sale) carving one of his abstract marble pieces.

McIntire’s work is in Memphis Brooks Museum of Art, Cranbrook College of Art, and many private collections. His sculpture, The Muse, stands across from City Hall. A statue of Jesus he sculpted as a Christmas gift to Elvis from “Memphis Mafia” members resides at Graceland.

McIntire’s lifestyle is a colorful backdrop to his colorful life. In the 1960s, McIntire owned the Bitter Lemon coffee shop. “The Beatnick Inn” — the apartment he lived in at 2166 Madison — was populated by artists and writers. Beat poet Allen Ginsberg woke McIntire one night to do mantras with him on the banks of the Mississippi River.

Today, McIntire’s yard includes four o’clocks, elephant ears, ferns, and paw paw trees. A large bust (that he didn’t make) of Jesus rests on the porch, along with dishes for cats he feeds.

“Right now, I’m feeding eight,” he says. “Four or five I can hug and pick up and kiss ’em. The rest of them, they’ll take my hand off, even though I’ve known them forever.”

McIntire doesn’t have air conditioning; he gave the unit to a neighbor — along with a washer and dryer. He doesn’t cook. “That stove has never cooked anything in the house. It was given to me. It never did work.”

Born in Wellsville, Ohio, McIntire first displayed his creativity at two, when he painted his crib with his excrement. “My sisters and my mother saw that. I was real happy. I was just standing up in the crib.”

One of 10 children, McIntire, whose father owned a dry cleaning business, didn’t dress like the other school children. “I wore some of the wildest clothes to school. Sometimes teachers would send me home.” Teachers took McIntire out of class to paint theater sets and decorations for school events. His parents displayed his work at the cleaners.

McIntire, who has never worn Levis (that was country kids apparel), also wore un-retrieved men’s suits from the cleaners. “People who came to visit the school thought I was a teacher, because I was six feet tall in grade school. I was the captain of the basketball team.”

His uncle got him started with Hawaiian shirts. “They were beautiful, and I’d wear them. Big belts on the side. And I’d paint my shoes bright colors.”

McIntire doesn’t mind being called a “character.” “I didn’t know I was. But everybody says I was. I don’t care. ‘Cause I stand out.” — Michael Donahue

A Weirdo From Memphis

A Weirdo From Memphis

If you were walking down Madison a few months ago, you might have been treated to the sight of a guy dressed only in boxer shorts and a floppy, pink bunny hat being towed behind a car on a skateboard.

Just another day in Midtown, right?

Not exactly. That guy was A Weirdo From Memphis, a hip-hop artist signed to the Unapologetic label. He was shooting a video for his collaboration with MonoNeon, “America’s Perverted Gentlemen (Drawls).”

In the image-conscious rap game, you can be known as tough, rich, or sexy, but not weird. Rappers are expected to be the coolest guys on the block, but A Weirdo From Memphis (AWFM to his fans) doesn’t care what you expect.

AWFM was always a hip-hop fan. He remembers hanging out at Sam Goody, listening to music he couldn’t afford to buy. “I was the only kid playing hide-and-seek with my headphones on.”

After his mother was the victim of a series of violent muggings, she kept her son indoors. While the other kids were out shooting hoops, “I was inside playing video games all the time. I was an early internet kid, because I wasn’t able to go outside and play with normal kids. … My social media was getting on IRC channels, pen-palling with strangers I would never meet, talking about nerdy game stuff,” he says. “Those days are when I recognized that I was strange and different.”

It wasn’t easy being a young weirdo. “I was heavily bullied,” AWFM says. “People would make fun of me for whatever I did — drawing, I would try to freestyle, I would try to play basketball. I stopped trying to publicly pursue my interests. I stopped drawing, stopped trying to learn to skateboard. It reached a pinnacle in 9th grade.”

After a particularly brutal school year, AWFM got fed up. “I started exploring and taking random risks,” he says. “Then I started to develop early Kanye complex. I was going to get it, whatever it takes. Teachers didn’t like me. They have me blocked on Twitter to this day. Students didn’t like me. I think I got Most Likely to Succeed in high school as a joke. I was obsessive. I didn’t care. But it became a good character strength. Not caring lets you explore the limits of how far you can go.”

The University of Memphis gave him a place to reinvent himself. Always obsessive, when he wasn’t studying for his computer science degree, he was practicing his flow. “I wanted to rap, but I was bullied so much in high school that I didn’t have the confidence to listen to the voice in my head.”

Then, he made a pilgrimage to Columbus, Ohio, for a Tyler the Creator concert. “That show changed my life. Just to see a baseball field full of kids crashing into each other and enjoying the music … All the energy, how influential amazing music can be. I just walked away from that show knowing from then on everything was going to be centered around really doing it.”

AWFM hooked up with Unapologetic Records when producer Kid Maestro caught him performing at Crosstown Arts.”We were looking for someone to push the envelope,” says Maestro, who immediately called Unapologetic CEO IMAKEMADBEATS and said, “I think I found the guy.”

His trademark hat is a tribute to Bunny Boy, a character in Harmony Korine’s exploitation classic Gummo. AWFM first donned it when filming a video for his song “Animals,” and it stuck. “It’s about criticizing human nature. We think we’re a different breed, but we exhibit these animal instincts of selfishness. If you just take away cameras or the spotlight, people will do the expected action, which is to put themselves first.”

AWFM and Kid Maestro have been busy in the studio on an album they expect to release this fall. “People from high school will creep into Unapologetic shows and be like, ‘What in the world happened to you?'” says AWFM.

“I stopped conforming. I was going to do what I wanted to do.” — Chris McCoy

Rod Norwood

Rod Norwood

If you lived in Memphis in the 1990s and loved guitars, you probably knew Rod Norwood as the co-proprietor (with Hank Sable) of Rod & Hank’s Guitars, a legendary music shop located in downtown Memphis.

Rod looked a little different back then, but two bouts with cancer, a heart attack, and an illness-induced bankruptcy will change a fellow’s attitude toward life. In recent years, Norwood has embraced his inner (and outer) Keith Richards — and, in the process, the real Rod Norwood. His dreadlocks flow onto his shoulders and down his back; his rings, bracelets, earrings, and necklaces accent the elaborate tattoos on his arms and chest. (And yes, that is Keith Richards’ face on his chest.) A carved walking stick completes the look.

You may be cool, my friend, but you ain’t Rod Norwood cool.

Norwood delights in the reactions — good and bad — his appearance provokes. If you don’t like it, well, too damn bad. “I’ve had cancer twice,” he says. “I still have cancer. I got rid of the stomach cancer, but the chemo really fucked me up. I can barely walk, I’ve got neuropathy so bad. It screwed up my heart. Then I had a heart attack. And then, once got I through that, I found out I had prostate cancer. It’s been a struggle for me and [wife] Reda. We took a fall from grace, but we kinda landed on our feet, with the help of friends and the fact that I got on disability.”

Norwood grew up in Cooper-Young, where he still lives. “I never really left,” he says, “except for traveling the world in the guitar business. I’ve seen the neighborhood go from working class to low-rent and now back to where it is now.

“When I was a kid,” he says, “I didn’t hear any racism from my parents, so I couldn’t stand the redneck kind of stuff I heard at school and around town. I didn’t fit in real well with the attitudes in Memphis at the time.”

The 1960s changed things for Norwood. He embraced the hippie ethos. “My wife and I were into vintage stuff. We only wore vintage clothes. We never passed a pawn shop by.” He worked as a meter reader for MLGW for 14 years, but soon found himself making more money buying and selling guitars and jumped into the business full-time in the 1990s.

Nowadays, Norwood’s claim to fame (aside from his stellar look) is his Facebook posts, which are legend among a growing group of fans. He has a hilarious long-running mock feud with Memphis musician Steve Selvidge, and he offers opinions and anecdotes on a variety of topics. He describes his writing as a combination of National Lampoon and Hunter Thompson. “Basically,” he says, “It’s the way I view the world. I’m just trying to make somebody laugh.” Here’s a sample post:

Hey, this really happened the other day. A strikingly attractive couple stopped me on the street to ask about my dreadlocks, they were very sweet, innocent to a fault. The girl asked if she could touch my dreads. “Certainly,” I said, “Touch them, touch them with your hand.” I put heavy emphasis on the word “hand,” saying it with lust, depravity, and an almost despicable, yet desperately sad longing. Longing for what, I can’t say. It queered the deal; they grew frightened and fearful. I flashed a Bogart smile, all teeth — at that point the situation fragmented, the girl began to weep softly, the young man, adopted a fighting stance. Sometimes it just doesn’t pay to be nice to people.

Maybe so, but the truth is you’ll seldom meet a nicer guy than Rod Norwood.

— Bruce VanWyngarden

Odd Wilson

Odd Wilson

Odd is odd, and he’s been called that his whole life. “I’ve always been kind of the oddball,” says Wilson. “I’ve been the introvert, and I stay to myself and stay out of the way. People look at me and they think, ‘He’s a weirdo. There’s something not right with him.’ I guess it’s because I don’t move like everybody else does or do what everybody else does. I stay in my own lane.”

Odd Wilson is his stage name as a musician, but it’s the name he wants to go by.

“People didn’t understand me, especially in the urban community,” Odd says. “Everybody was wearing tight pants or baggy pants. I dressed like a skateboarder and listened to Nirvana in my headphones. A lot of people didn’t understand it. So, I distanced myself from what everybody else had done.”

Advice from his mother back then left Odd to believe that that was just fine, even though he had a hard time fitting in. But Odd just keep on being Odd. Thanks to that, tracks from his upcoming album, Welcome to Oddville, will likely be some of the most original you’ll hear from a Memphis musician this year.

The 30-year-old says he’s been an independent music producer, working with various musicians at Ardent Studios, Young Avenue Sound, and others. But artistic frustration led him to step out and to do his own thing.

That thing is a texture of layered instruments resting on pulsing drum tracks, which Odd says is like “hip-hop fused with [electronic dance music] a little bit.” The track on his website, for example, is called “Slow Burn,” and it’s certainly that.

The pondering, mid-tempo instrumental pulls along methodically under a drum track, almost like a chilled-out R2-D2 at karaoke. But that all breaks apart mid-song to unveil an expansive horn line right out of a 1960s spy show. It has the flavor of Medeski Martin & Wood’s Combustication era.

But Odd says he originally pulled his inspiration from DJ Shadow, who “fused a lot of music together and made his own sound.” Recently, though, Odd’s a fan of Seattle-based, hip-hop/EDM duo Odesza, whose music is certainly made and recorded digitally but is performed live on stage.

“That’s what I want,” Odd says. “That’s what I want to do.”

If you ever see Odd perform, chances are you may not see his face. Instead, you may see only the over-sized, papier-mâché mask of Odd Wilson, the character. “[I made the mask] last year when I was in a real deep depression and had kind of given up on music,” Odd says. “I didn’t want to do it.”

But then he saw Frank, a movie in which Michael Fassbender plays an eccentric band leader who wears a large, papier-mâché mask. To Odd, the movie was less about music and more about dealing with mental illness. He loved the notion and decided to “be the black version of what he’s doing.”

Odd’s newest record, Welcome to Oddville, was slated for a July release but won’t likely be available until August.

“Hey, man, look, when you’re creating music, sometimes you go in directions that you probably didn’t think you were going to go,” Odd says. “Then, you change stuff.”

Watch for the record at Odd’s website, whereoddwilson.com, or follow him on Facebook or Instagram.

— Toby Sells

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Build Up

Madison @ McLean

The Economic Development Growth Engine for Memphis and Shelby County (EDGE) awarded its first residential payment-in-lieu-of-tax (PILOT) incentive last week for a 108-unit multifamily residence to be constructed at Madison and McLean.

EDGE’s residential PILOT program was created earlier this year on a test basis after a push from city and county officials to include multifamily residences in the organization’s incentives. The organization agreed to do 10 projects during the test phase.

The first of 10 recipients is development group Makowsky Ringel Greenberg, LLC, the same group proposing to construct the controversial Overton Gateway near Sam Cooper and East Parkway.

The group applied for an eight-year tax abatement from the Downtown Memphis Commission’s Center City Revenue Finance Corporation last year, but never presented the application to the board. But last week, the company was awarded a 14-year tax abatement to construct the residence named for its location — Madison @ McLean.

Costing about $14 million, the 132,477 square-foot complex will occupy the entire block between McLean and Idlewild to the south of Madison.

The four-story building will be constructed above a 127-space parking garage with additional parking spaces along Madison.

Though rent is estimated to be about $1.50 per square foot, approximately 22 units will be reserved for low or moderate income residents — a requirement of the EDGE program.

Similar to other EDGE PILOT programs, a little over $3 million has to be spent contracting city- and county-certified minority and women business enterprises (MWBE).

EDGE officials say the future site of Madison @ McLean, currently producing $25,000 in taxes, will produce about $90,000 in tax revenue during the PILOT term and about $364,000 post-PILOT.

The group expects residents to be able to move in about nine months after construction begins, which is set to begin late this year or early next.

Proposed apartments at Madison and McLean

Thomas & Betts

Last week, EDGE also awarded a 15-year expansion PILOT to electrical manufacturing group Thomas & Betts for the company to invest in and renovate a new space in East Memphis.

The $20 million project will allow the company to consolidate its research and development operations, as well as the transportation and logistics operations from other parts of the country to the new location.

Planned for the former ServiceMaster headquarters in the Ridgeway loop, the new office will house around 600 employees, with an average base salary of $86,788.

Of those 600 jobs, 523 will be retained and 75 will be newly created positions.

EDGE staff projects that during the PILOT term, the local tax revenue from the company will equal a little under $45 million, with Thomas & Betts receiving a $3.1 million benefit.

As a PILOT recipient, the company is required to spend $2.3 million with certified MWBEs.

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Dunkirk

At this point, Christopher Nolan is a lot like Led Zeppelin. Both the English director of brainy blockbusters and the deans of English classic rock had a talent for big, crowd-pleasing riffs. Nolan dominated the multiplex box office of the aughts and early teens the same way Led Zeppelin dominated album-oriented rock radio in the 1970s. And both Nolan and Zep are taken very seriously by both their fans and themselves.

Nolan and Zeppelin’s technical mastery of their respective forms turned out to be mixed blessings. Jimmy Page had an idiosyncratic style that worked extremely well for him, but as the ’70s gave way to the ’80s, the audience was bombarded by mediocre imitators. Zep was great, but those who came after were not so great, and there were so many of them. Nolan likewise constructed a unique style combining classical technique with modern digital technology. It was great in Inception but not so great when it was regurgitated in The Maze Runner.

Nolan-itis hit the superhero genre especially hard. Somewhere on the backside of the two-hour mark in The Dark Knight Rises, watching a hyper-realistic depiction of a guy dressed like a bat punching out masked terrorists started to get old. But the grimdark wouldn’t die. From Hunger Games to Man of Steel, assaultive mirthlessness was the order of the day. After Nolan hung up the batarang, Warner Brothers wouldn’t make another watchable superhero movie until this year’s Wonder Woman, and even Patty Jenkins’ instant classic lifts the ending from The Dark Knight Rises.

newest feature film, the WWII-era Dunkirk.

Rather than weeping because he had no more worlds to conquer after Interstellar, Nolan decided to go small — only small for Nolan means recreating the Battle of Dunkirk, IMAX-size, with as little CGI as possible. Artistically, it was a good decision. By bringing Dunkirk in at a brisk (for him) 106 minutes, Nolan rediscovers his gift for concision that made his early gems like Memento so pleasing.

Nolan sets up the situation swiftly and nearly wordlessly. It’s May 1940, and Tommy (Fionn Whitehead) is a British soldier retreating from the Nazis in northern France. When his squad is attacked while looting for food and water in the abandoned French port town, he is left as the only survivor. Looking to find a place to relieve himself, he stumbles onto the vast beach where tens of thousands of British troops are waiting for rescue from the German blitzkrieg. For a moment, the assembled might of an army waiting to go home looks imposing, but once the German dive bombers arrive, their true vulnerability is revealed.

In real life, 400,000 British and French soldiers were trapped on the beach until an ad hoc flotilla comprised of practically every seaworthy vessel in the British Isles sailed to the rescue. Nolan’s cast isn’t quite that big, but I don’t envy the extras wranglers who had to find places for everyone to relieve themselves on the French beach. Like Spielberg, Nolan has an almost Soviet talent for visualizing great movements of people. There is no lead actor, per se, in this film. Nolan’s screenplay follows three groups: Tommy and his mysterious comrade Gibson, who repeatedly try and fail to get off the beach; the crew of the Moonstone, a modest pleasure vessel captained by Mr. Dawson (Mark Rylance) who volunteers to ferry soldiers across the channel; and a flight of Spitfires, led by Tom Hardy, whose numbers dwindle as they try to keep the Luftwaffe busy while the evacuation proceeds. The three storylines proceed linearly but at radically different paces until they all come together for a finale above, on, and below the English Channel.

Aside from Rylance’s warm humanity and Cillian Murphy as a shivering PTSD case, the characterization is paper thin, but the plotting and editing is as tight as is expected from Nolan. From balletic dogfight sequences shot with IMAX cameras and real airplanes, to the horror inside a capsizing troop ship, the images he conjures are among the best of his career. There are also moments of almost accidental political relevance, such as when a squad of soldiers in a leaky boat has a miniature version of the Brexit debate, only with guns. Nolan’s vision of war is not sweeping, heroic action and sacrifice. It’s fear, foggy goggles, and ratty comms. The victors are the ones who make it home alive.

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Be Like Ivanka

Y’all, Ivanka Trump has inspired me. I’ve been perusing her book, Women Who Work. I can’t say enough about this book. Ivanka? She’s just like you and me, girls. Did you know, she didn’t take time for “self-care” or “massages” during her daddy’s campaign? I had no idea she was making that kind of sacrifice. She’s really inspired me. I especially like how she says grocery shopping isn’t important. I know, right? She’s just like us! So, I’ve made myself a Pinterest board and taken her advice to write a Personal Mission Statement and Pursue My Dream of becoming a Lifestyle Expert.

To start, it’s important to work. Work is important to becoming Personally Fulfilled. You should have a team at work. This team should be able to accept delegation. For example, you should build a team you trust so that you can take time off for Self-Care and Rejuvenation.

But what if you don’t have a job or a team? You should start by applying for a job. I can’t stress enough what a critical step this is in becoming Personally Fulfilled. Ladies, it may seem pushy to apply. Don’t let that stop you! And I know it’s tempting not to create a resume, but don’t let that stop you! I can tell you from where I stand, I’ve heard so many times, “Susan, I cannot believe you applied for that job!” And my answer? Look, I know it seems impossible, but your application deserves to be ignored JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE’S! Don’t let people tell you that applying for a job is “pushy” or “aggressive” or (and I hear this one a lot, girls) “not feminine.” Don’t let that stop you!

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Ivanka Trump

I also find that a sheer pink lip tint is the perfect little pick-me-up when you have the job-hunting blues. La Prairie’s gloss is a little luxury that, at $40, is something every job-hunting gal can charge and worry about next month. Thanks, Visa

Involve your kids in your work. For Ivanka, that meant making her kids listen to her speeches over and over again so she was used to talking in front of an audience. I needed to practice a big presentation I was giving my boss. It was super important. I was asking for a day off so that I could go to the dentist, get the kids registered for school, do the grocery shopping that isn’t important, renew my car tag that expired last March (Oops!), take the baby to get vaccinated (It’s a political statement!), have the plumber over to fix the toilet in our one bathroom that hasn’t flushed since last month, and take a minute to indulge in the little luxury of the first pap smear I’ve had in three years. Here’s the important thing. I didn’t let any of that stress stop me!

I plopped the infant, the toddler, and the five-year-old down on the couch and told them Mommy was making an important presentation. The infant had colic, the toddler had a bad bout of icy diarrhea, and the oldest stuck a carrot up her nose because she wanted to be a snowman. It really wasn’t that much different than making the presentation to my boss! And did it ever help! When my boss told me there was no way he was letting me take a day off, it was nothing compared to swabbing diarrhea off the toddler. I’m pretty sure I can stick that tooth back in its socket and go another month or two!

I find that Chantecaille Nano Gold Energizing Eye Cream ($420 for 1.7 ounces) is a great way to hide those little lines all us gals get between our eyes from squinting because we haven’t been able to get new glasses in six years. Yes, it’s pricey! Don’t let that stop you!

Live your life. Honor your passions. Be true to yourself. Don’t sleep too much. Answer emails at midnight. It’s super important that you live authentically. If you aren’t authentically living yourself to your fullest potential, all the self-care in the world won’t help because your authentic self will be at war with your un-actualized self. Then your selves will initiate a turf war, and you barely have time to pee let alone see a psychiatrist, and then you’ll find yourself fixated on burlap door wreaths on your Self Actualization Pinterest board instead of Positive Self-Indulgence Messages.

If you find you aren’t living your Authentic Actualized Personal True Self, I recommend leaving a note on Smythson’s London notecards ($60 for a box of 10) telling your family you’re off to Bali to find True Peace. Pack your sarongs in Smythson’s Burlington flag-red 24-hour travel bag ($2,395). So what if your second Visa is maxed out? Don’t let that stop you!

Susan Wilson also writes for yeahandanotherthing.com and likethedew.com. She and her husband Chuck have lived here long enough to know that Midtown does not start at Highland.

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Music Music Features

MonoNeon Vision

Dywane Thomas, Jr., has written out his artistic philosophy. This is convenient for writers needing to sum up the enigmatic bass virtuoso using only tidy rows of type. It’s an absurd format to describe an artist that lights out for the sonic territories, tagged with threads and a name of radiant color that cuts through the night: MonoNeon. The best we can do is make every line of his creed our starting point.  Get ready for the MonoNeon Art Manifesto:

Write your own vision and read it daily. “That came from Dada, the manifesto stuff,” says Thomas. But ever since he got his first guitar at four and played it like a bass, Thomas has followed his own vision. From the start, this lefty has avoided left-handed guitars and basses, instead playing conventional right-handed instruments upside down. “When I was younger,” he remembers in typical low-key fashion, “people used to tell me, you know, flip it the other way. You’re playing it wrong. You would sound better playing it right handed or whatever. I just kept on doing it.” Nowadays his upside-down bass of choice is a five-string, or he’ll play his quarter tone bass, which allows him to play pitches between the notes of the conventional scale. His choice of material is visionary too, ranging from quirky, beat driven funk excursions to mimicking in bass tones the voices of people from random videos found online.

MonoNeon: WHERE'S THE CHOCOLATE MILK AT…? from Dywane MonoNeon Thomas Jr. on Vimeo.

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Have the Southern soul/blues & and funk at the bottom and the experimental/avant-garde at the top … (YOUR SOUND!). “My home base is always gonna be Johnny Taylor, Bobby Womack, Denise LaSalle, you know – funk, Bar Kays,” says Thomas. And you can hear this in most of his work: a payload of funk, heavy as a semi, taking wide left turns. “I want to sound like Mavis Staples and Stockhausen together, or something. Or at least the idea just helps me progress and create stuff.” He recalls teaching himself bass: “I practiced in my grandmother’s living room, to records, WDIA, all the old blues stuff. Eventually I started playing in church. That’s where I really got most of my skill from. Olivet Fellowship Baptist Church on Knight Arnold Road. I played with different types of gospel choirs, like Kevin Davidson and the Voices. Then after that I went to Berklee College of Music.”

Make your life audible daily with the mistakes … the flaws … er’thang. Thomas expresses his life story every time he picks up a bass. His father, Dywane Thomas, Sr., is a heavy bass player in his own right. “He still plays. He used to play with the Bar Kays, Rufus Thomas, Pops Staples. He was really like a studio ace in Memphis in the 90s.” But it wasn’t a simple case of the father teaching the son. “He moved to Europe when I was pretty young, ‘cos he was doing a lot of work over there. So I really taught myself how to play. I’d just listen to him on recordings.”

Understand and accept that some people are going to like what you do and some are going to dislike it. … When you understand and accept that dichotomy … Move on!  Not long ago, Thomas began posting his videos online, with little regard for audience or convention. They found a niche audience, and one fan was especially notable. In December, 2014, his presence was requested at Paisley Park. He jammed with Judith Hill’s band, who Prince was producing, but didn’t even meet His Purpleness at the time. Eventually, on return visits, Prince joined the sessions. “He could jam all night. His rhythm guitar playing is just otherworldly,” Thomas recalls. Prince ultimately recruited Thomas for his own band. “I’m thankful for recording with him, and he released a song under my name and stuff, ‘Ruff Enuff’ on NPG Records. I guess he really liked me to do that.”

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Recalling the time before Prince’s passing in April of 2016, Thomas is understandably wistful. “Paisley was just a different world to be in. The smell just crosses my nose sometimes. Lavender.”

MonoNeon with PRINCE (clips from PRINCESTAGRAM) from Dywane MonoNeon Thomas Jr. on Vimeo.

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Embrace bizarre justapositions (sound, imagery, etc). And: Conceptual art. Minimalism. “I got into microtonal stuff when I got to Berklee. I met a guy named David Fiuczynski. Guitar player. He plays with Jack DeJohnette. Very heavy. I also started getting into John Cage when I got to Berklee. And other avant garde stuff like Iannis Xenakis, Easley Blackwood, Jr., Julián Carillo. Morton Feldman. Milton Babbit. Stockhausen. All that stuff, that I don’t understand, but I love it.”

Polychromatic color schemes. High-visibility clothing. “It was PolyNeon at first, then I changed it. I got bored. It all happened at my grandma’s house. I was reading something about solid color neon stuff. I really like neon light installations. All the avant garde stuff.”

DIY!  “I released two EP’s this year. I’m always just releasing stuff. I don’t necessarily consider it an official thing. It’s just therapeutic to me to just put stuff out. You know. I just try to hype it up as much as I can and then I try to just move on.” Thomas creates his music and videos on his laptop, though occasionally he’ll work with other locals. “There’s a cat named IMAKEMADBEATS. He’s the one that got me into making my own music videos. I bought a camera and everything. And a rapper from his label, A Weirdo from Memphis, he calls himself. He’s on my album too. He doesn’t know it though.” Thomas has been incredibly prolific – he’s self-releasing a new album, A Place Called Fantasy, this Thursday.

Then there are the artists who seek him out. “I’m with a band called Ghost Note. That’s like a side project of Snarky Puppy. With Nate Werth and Robert Searight. We just recorded an album, I think it’s supposed to be released this year in October.”

Childlike. And: Reject the worldly idea of becoming a great musician … JUST LIVE MUSIC! “I don’t even have goals, to be honest. I just like the journey. I don’t have a set plan. That’s really because of the support from my mom and my grandma. I’m thankful for that. I hope that doesn’t change. I’m just a kid. I’m 26 years old, but I’m still a kid.”

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Opinion Viewpoint

The Endless War in Afghanistan

Shortly after the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, I differed with a friend who said I was wrong to support an invasion of Afghanistan to root out al-Qaeda and punish the Taliban. I said the United States had no choice but to make the terrorists and their Afghan hosts pay for what they had done. I insisted I was right. That, amazingly, was almost 16 years ago. I never expected to be right for so long.

Richard Cohen

Afghanistan has become the war without end. The United States cannot win it and cannot afford to lose it. The country consumes American wealth and lives. More than 2,300 American soldiers have died there. Some $828 billion has been spent there. Generals who once commanded there are deep into their retirement, and soldiers who fought there as youths are approaching middle age.

Kipling’s Brits could not control the country; neither could the Russians nor, come to think of it, can the Afghans. Afghanistan is not a country. It’s a chronic disease. The Trump administration, like the several that preceded it — George W. Bush twice and Barack Obama twice — is mulling a new approach. This time, there will be no certain date when American involvement will end — a bit of Obama-era silliness that, in effect, told the Taliban to hold on, be patient, and the Yanks will leave. President Trump has reportedly left decisions on troop levels to Defense Secretary Jim Mattis, a retired Marine general and a man of such reckless courage that he refused to fawn over Trump at a Cabinet meeting. Somewhere a medal awaits.

Mattis, however, is reportedly cool to a plan developed by Erik Prince that would entail turning over a substantial part of the Afghanistan effort to “contracted European professional soldiers” — what you and I call mercenaries. The term has an odious connotation, but there is no avoiding it. Prince is referring to British, French, Spanish, and other Europeans who are experienced soldiers. They would not, as is now the case with Americans, be rotated out of the country after a period of time to the effect that, in a sense, the United States is always starting anew. These contract soldiers would get about $600 a day to command Afghan troops and be embedded with them — much as U.S. Special Operations forces now are. Trouble is, the United States has a limited number of those forces.

I took the phrase “contracted European professional soldiers” from an op-ed Prince wrote for The Wall Street Journal. It seems the president read it and was intrigued. Good. The plan has its virtues, the most obvious one being that nothing else has worked — and more of the same is going to produce more of the same. The plan also has its difficulties, one of them being its provenance. Prince is the founder of the highly controversial security firm Blackwater, which he has since sold. While he owned it, though, some of its employees opened fire in Baghdad’s Nisour Square, killing 17 civilians and wounding 20.

If Prince remains controversial, he also remains influential. He’s a former Navy SEAL who has entry to the White House and the CIA, and his sister is Betsy DeVos, the education secretary. Like his sister, Prince is rich and indefatigable. He has been peddling his Afghanistan plan for more than a year, and while it is frequently described with the pejorative term “for profit,” it has, as Prince contends, a pedigree. “Contract Europeans” were used by the British East India Company to rule India for more than 100 years.

Prince’s references to colonial rule are admiring. He has even revived the term “viceroy” to describe the person who would direct American policy in Afghanistan. By his count, the United States has had 17 military commanders in the past 15 years — not counting ambassadors, CIA station chiefs, and, of course, the inevitable special representatives, such as Richard Holbrooke, whose genius and energy were wasted by Obama. All that would stop. The viceroy would run things.

The war in Afghanistan is the longest in American history. A loss would allow the country to revert to a terrorist haven. A win would require a commitment in manpower that the United States is not willing to make. In almost 16 years, the fight in Afghanistan has gone from noble cause to onerous obligation. I don’t know if Prince has the answer, but he has come up with one way to sustain the fight at less cost in American lives and treasure. Will it work? I don’t know, but nothing else has.

Richard Cohen writes for the Washington Post Writers Group.

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Food & Wine Food & Drink

Oyster City

It gave me a fine feeling of hometown pride a few months back to order a Wiseacre down at SoBou in New Orleans. Still, I try to drink local wherever I go. There is something about local breweries that act as a barometer for the local vibe.

Where I’d gone was St. George Island, a long, thin barrier island some 28 miles long and barely a mile at its widest, out in Apalachicola Bay. It’s a great, dusty little beach town in a world where dusty beach towns are getting hard to come by. That the place hasn’t yet been ravaged by developers may have something to do with a third of the island being a state park and the gulf side being a nesting ground for the loggerhead sea turtle.

At what looked like a sort of charming garage on the dodgy side of the island called Paddy’s Raw Bar, the beer selection is mostly cheap domestics and a few cheaper ones, but as with most places, the waitstaff will proudly push the local brew, here the aptly named Oyster City Brewing Company from across the bay.

In the spirit of things, I ordered the Apalach IPA and sat reading the sensible hurricane evacuation directions — 1. Grab Beer 2. Run Like Hell. — and hoped this wouldn’t be one of those IPAs with something to prove. I was there for the oysters, and they will sit as well with a Jamaican Red Stripe or a Budweiser as they will Champagne.

The Apalach IPA is well balanced and light, with a good flavor that went well with the briny oysters. There is, though, a definite downside to finding a great local beer three states away: the distribution — or more to the point, lack of it. Oyster City beer is available from Tallahatchie to the legendary Flora-Bama bar — which does include Highway 30A, Memphis’ southernmost suburb.

The Apalach fits well into a busy schedule: parking myself on a beach for a few hours until I managed to drag myself down to the secluded park at the eastern tip of the island to go fishing. Or not. Fishing in a thunderstorm is strongly discouraged by the Florida Parks Department. You’ll be the tallest thing on the beach, made even more so swishing around that six-foot-plus metal-tipped fiberglass shaft. The effect of just a little bit of bad luck at this point, the park ranger told me, is electrifying.

All other options exhausted, I figured I’d just do my job and drove across the causeway into town to visit the Oyster City brewery in person. Their beers tend to be on the light side, but that doesn’t mean watery pilsners: The chalkboard sign out front proclaims a love of “blondes, reds, and browns!” Inside, I found what just might be my favorite taproom, with tables and chairs set in the same room as the vats of brewing beer. The friendly bartender, Jennifer, offered me a Red Snapper IPA — released every year to celebrate the start of red snapper season. It’s made with beets to give it a bright-red zing but lightens things taste-wise. Thankfully, it doesn’t taste like borscht.

That gulf air is hot and salty, so if you find yourself down here, try the Lemon Shark Wheat, a Belgian-style wheat steeped in the lemon grass from a “patch of Florida next door.” Oyster City does make a stout, but they won’t release it until Thanksgiving when the average Memphian has retreated back to the bluff.

None of this is to say that Oyster City can’t get clever with their beer, the Dirty Blonde Ale and Hooter Brown Ale are both available as soap — for those of you who want to step out of the shower smelling like a Florida taproom. Make of that what you will.

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Music Music Blog

Listen Up: Ben Abney

Michael Donahue

Ben Abney

Ben Abney’s first audience was a church congregation in Millington.

“My dad was a Southern Baptist minister, so I was on stage at the church when I was three or four years old,” said Abney, 34. “I had this little three-piece suit with the vest and everything. I had little wingtip shoes.”

His dad, Terry Abney, a songwriter, taught Ben how to play guitar. “(He) had some minor success in the ‘90s. He’s a pretty traditional guy in the vein of Marty Robbins and George Jones. That’s what I grew up on.”

Ben got into Nirvana “and whatever was cool in the ‘90s” when he turned 13.

His dad wasn’t happy about that. “Secular rock and roll was definitely not encouraged in our house.”

That lead to confrontation. “I was in high school and I had my stereo blasting away some ‘Free Ride! Come on take a free ride!’ I thought my dad was going to lose it.”

His dad, who referred to the music as “that ‘70s rock and roll stuff,” made him turn it down. “I was a teenager. Nobody’s parents are cool when you’re’ a teenager. I realized later that he was pretty cool because my first concerts were Porter Waggoner and Jerry Reed. That kind of stuff.”

Ben began writing poetry in middle school. “It was probably about being sad about something. That’s still kind of what I write.”

When he turned 15, Ben got into punk rock. “I kind of discovered it through Navy brats who had moved to town.”

They introduced him to Blink 182, the Vandals and NOFX. “I wasn’t a great guitar player at the time, but I could play that. I could play three power chords. I think, for me, it was the energy. I was always pretty energetic and silly and goofy as a teenager, especially.

“A son of a Southern Baptist preacher man, there was a lot of rebellion just in listening to that music. I didn’t have to do anything crazy or against the law, but just listening to that music, for me, was like a small rebellion.”

Ben and a couple of guys “who’d gotten into punk rock,” including Chris Wagner, who went on to play in 7 Dollar Sox, formed a punk rock band, Punks for Christ. “We got a couple of churches that let us play.”

They weren’t really a Christian band, Ben said, but his mom and dad were supportive. “I think they were probably afraid of bearing down too hard on me. They wanted to give me some leeway. They actually drove us to a couple of shows.”

After Punks for Christ, Ben started a band, Bedford Falls. “Still very pop punk stuff.”

He began writing music when he was 16. “I think I was just writing about whatever I knew about in high school. Going to punk rock shows. Wearing Converse All-Stars.”

Ben moved to Memphis when he turned 18 and helped start a new band, Hold Me Yesterday.

He also got his first tattoo – a black star on his back.

He held down two jobs – waiting tables at Spaghetti Warehouse and Hard Rock Cafe, but he couldn’t pay his rent and moved back to live with his parents in Millington.

Joining the Navy was next. “Part of it was I just didn’t know what I was doing. I had kind of flunked out of my first couple of semesters in college.I was back in Millington and I didn’t really have a lot of job prospects. My car had broken down and I didn’t have any money to fix that. I just joined up because that’s kind of what kids that don’t have any money do.

“I finished boot camp. I graduated top of my class. I was in a performance division. I got to play marching snare at one of the White Sox games.”

Ben only was in the Navy for four months. He went home because of medical issues. But he wrote a song about his experience, “Teenage Anarchism.”

He joined a new band, While I Breathe I Hope, but the Navy still was on his mind. “I actually did go back and talk to a recruiter about joining back up. I was pretty well covered up with tattoos at that point. They were like, ‘No, man. You can’t.’ They had changed their policies of how much you can show in the uniform and they wouldn’t take me back. It’s like, ‘Alright. Cool.’ I just started playing music more.”

Ben worked construction jobs and at UPS and Two Chicks and a Broom. He continued to play in bands. After three years in While I Breathe I Hope, he joined another punk rock band, First Wave.

He also played in the Angel Sluts. “Contrary to the name, it was just a bunch of really nice guys. We just had fun. We played music just to hang out with our best friends.”

How did “Angel Sluts” go over with his mom and dad? “Not my parents’ favorite band name.”

They continued to be supportive, Ben said. “I feel like as long as I wasn’t in jail they were like, ‘OK.’”

His first band tour was three-months on the road with First Wave. “While I was on that tour, I met a girl in Los Angeles. I ended up moving out there and getting married.”

He was in an indie rock band, The Chase, in LA, but after moving to Memphis, Ben started a punk rock band, The Drawls.

He got a job as an archeology tech for Pan American Consultants, a private cultural management company. “I started taking all these contract jobs through them for the National Forest Service and Army Corps of Engineers and basically wAS doing archeological survey work.”

He only was home eight days a month. “I was still playing music, but it made it harder to be in a band. So, I started taking an acoustic guitar with me on the road. Being gone and being in a marriage that was not healthy, I started writing songs to get through that stuff.”

Those songs were country. “I don’t know any other way to write that kind of stuff without it coming out as just country-folk-Americana.”

After a few years, Ben and his first wife divorced. He met his future wife, Cat Allen, and they now have a daughter, Lily.



Ben began playing more solo shows – and got a good reaction from the audience. “I do have a lot of tattoos and I’m sort of a former punk rock dude who’s playing acoustic guitar. That seems like kind of a standard these days except I don’t have a gravelly voice. I have a pretty tenor register. It’s a pretty clear voice.”

Even his punk rock friends were supportive. “Everybody that I’ve ever played in bands with were like, ‘Man, you should have been doing this the whole time.’”

Ben doesn’t really consider himself ever being a “punk.” “I played punk rock music, but was I ever really a punk? Did I ever really think that punk rock music was going to become a political revolution? No.”

So, what is Ben Abney’s favorite style of music? “I really like singing gospel. I like the way that it’s written. I like the musical structures, especially Southern gospel. That has a lot of roots in working people. I feel like that’s some of the most emotional music ever written.”

Ben continues to write. “I write a lot of stuff about struggling with faith. And whether or not to believe or not to believe.”

He’s working on several albums. “I already have an album written and I’ve started writing the one after that. And then I already have the concept for the one after that.”

Ben recently completed his first year teaching music at Holy Rosary Catholic School. “I absolutely love it. I also cantor for Mass three days a week.”

And, he said, “I have sort of a middle school choir club. We meet on Tuesdays and then they sing with me on Wednesday mornings.”

So, what do the kids think about Ben’s tattoos? “They don’t, really. The administration and I haven’t gotten any sort of negative feedback.”

But, he said, “I wear long sleeves to work.”

Ben Abney & Familiar Faces will play with Kitty Dearing & the Dagnabbits and Justin Vinson & the Wayward Saints at 8 p.m. July 28 at Canvas, 1737 Madison. Cover: $7 at the door.

"Teenage Anarchism" from Michael Donahue on Vimeo.

Listen Up: Ben Abney