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Appeals Court Upholds City’s Decision to Rename Confederate Parks

Forrest statue in Health Sciences Park


Memphis’ 2013 decision to rename three parks in the city was upheld again Wednesday by the Tennessee Court of Appeals in Jackson.

After the Memphis City Council voted in 2013 to rename Forrest Park to Health Sciences Park, Jefferson Davis Park to the Mississippi River Park, and Confederate Park to Memphis Park, the Sons of the Confederate Veterans (SCV) challenged the council’s authority to do so and filed a complaint soon after.

The court dismissed the motion and in 2016 SCV returned to court once more to argue that the council’s decision to rename the parks was invalid. The Shelby County Chancery Court ruled that the city council, along with the mayor does have the power to rename parks within the city.

On Wednesday, the court of appeals backed this decision, maintaining that the Memphis City Charter specifically provided the city council with the authority to pass resolutions and ordinances affecting the administration of parks.

Lee Millar of SCV said the group is considering appealing the decision to the Tennessee Supreme Court.

The Memphis Brigade of SCV posted this response to the court’s decision early Thursday on Facebook:

“We are STILL fighting the good fight to preserve our history in Memphis. It is our duty!

The city continues its efforts to remove our monuments, sculpture and headstones.

We continue our efforts to make Memphis better, preserve our history, and attempt to get the city to focus on the problems and issues that are real and not contrived. Make no mistake. They want these icons cleared out so they can develop the property.”

This comes as the city is pursuing legal options to remove the Nathan Bedford Forrest and Jefferson Davis statues from two Downtown parks.

After the Tennessee Historical Commission denied Memphis’ waiver request earlier this month, the city is slated to appear in Davidson County Chancery Court next month to argue for the removal of the Forrest monument in Health Sciences Park.

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Taxing Times

“The average American family would get a $4,000 raise under the president’s tax cut plan. So how could any member of Congress be against it?”

That was Sarah Huckabee Sanders, speaking about President Trump’s tax “plan” last week. Trump claimed (falsely, amazingly enough) that his plan would be the “largest tax cut in American history.” Not even close, but who’s even counting the lies these days?

As writer Franklin Leonard smartly pointed out: “If I give 10 apples to one person and no apples to nine people, the average person has one apple. Why are nine people mad at me?”

This is a spot-on analogy for Trump’s approach. The real tax breaks under the plans being put forth by the administration and the GOP will go to the wealthy and corporations. The middle class will get squat, and as a bonus, the plan just passed by the Senate cuts $473 billion from Medicare and nearly $1 trillion from Medicaid over the next 10 years. These cuts will affect 125 million Americans.

Some break, eh?

Factcheck.org analyzed the Senate tax plan and released a report that stated in part: “For the highest earners — those in the top 1 percent and top 0.1 percent — nearly all would see lower taxes. Ninety percent of the top 1 percent — those earning about $900,000 and above in 2027 — would get a tax cut, averaging $234,050.”
Conversely, middle-income households ($50,000 to $90,000 incomes) would receive an average tax break of $660, and, according to Politifact.com, “by 2027, more than one of every four middle-income families would pay more in taxes.”

As has been the case in recent weeks, there was pushback from Tennessee Senator Bob Corker, who urged the president to quit negotiating before the final budget process begins. Corker has seldom been a warrior for the middle class, but at least he’s not groveling before Trump. That won’t be the case with the Republicans running to take Corker’s seat in 2018 — Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn and former Congressman Stephen Fincher.

Fincher was in the Flyer offices last week being interviewed by Senior Editor Jackson Baker. He talked a good game: “People want somebody to represent us and not fall into the trap of status quo politics, caring only about the next rung up on the ladder,” Fincher said. “Marsha’s a career politician, a career candidate, used to being on Fox News every night. I’m just a farmer from Frog Jump.”

That sounds good, but then the Frog Jump farmer added: “I intend to support President Trump. I think his policies are 100 percent spot-on.”

Lord help us. I keep wondering when the American public will begin to see this Tea Party/Trump agenda for what it is — a total capitulation to corporatism and oligarchy. It is not “Christian.” It is not “conservative.” It is not “patriotic.” It is a greed-based perversion of our democracy. And Trump’s divisive, childish, self-absorbed antics are dividing us more with each passing day.

I posted a column by satirist Andy Borowitz on Facebook the other day. The title was: “Trump Says He Is Only President in History with Courage to Stand Up to War Widows.” Borowitz “quoted” Trump as saying “You look at guys like Obama and Clinton and the Bushes, when it came to war widows, they all blinked. For years, we weren’t winning at widows.”

I count it as an indication of how far down the Trump rabbit hole we have gone that some people who read this weren’t sure it was satire. “Is this real?” one woman wrote.

Not yet. But when the president of the United States is so mentally fragile that he would attack the pregnant widow of a soldier killed in combat and call her a liar on Twitter, we’re getting close.

One assumes Fincher and Blackburn would approve.

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Paranormal Memphis — The Endless Halloween

Pig ribs ceremonially dusted with sacred herbs crackle over pit fires. Reality’s thin veil is pushed aside with the help of magical craft-brewed medicine from local potion-makers. Thousands of merry-makers, dressed in motley, scary, funny, clever, (and sexy) garb, cavort and caper to modern melodies built on the hymns of their forefathers.

It must be Halloween in Memphis.    

The city has an easy, natural magic and its share of heartache and disaster. Mix it together, and that’s a Memphis Halloween. We eat and drink and dance and party to savor the moment, before the real traditional holiday seasons begin. But if you look a little deeper into the shadows, beyond Halloween’s traditional pagan revelry, Memphis has a witches’ brew of paranormal and supernatural activity.   

“Just on Main Street, you could do a whole ghost show,” says Stephen Guenther, ghost hunter and owner of the local tour company, Historical Haunts of Memphis.  If you’ve mingled with the living on South Main, you’ve mingled with the spirit world there, too, Guenther says, quickly naming three spooky stories from the street. (More on those later.)

“So, is Memphis haunted?” he asks, rhetorically. “Yeah, I think so.”

If you’ve been here long enough, you know about Mary at the Orpheum Theatre or Annie at Rhodes College’s McCoy Theatre. You may have heard about the Lady in the Lake at Overton Park or the haunted jukebox at Earnestine & Hazel’s. Or you may believe Elvis never left Graceland.

For most, these are fun fall yarns, a seasonal delight like a pumpkin spice latte. For others, stories of the unexplained aren’t stored away each year like an inflatable yard pumpkin. They’re out every day, handy and accessible, like a remote control in the living room. 

Meet a few of the locals keeping their fingers on the paranormal pulse of Memphis.

The Witches of South Main

Reverend Emily Guenther blesses a pet and then readies herself to officiate a wedding — typical Memphis church duties. 

Incense smolders somewhere out of sight, scenting the air with notes of sweet and spice. Candles, gemstones, clear jars of herbs, stoppered bottles of oils, amulets, spell kits, skulls, and tarot cards line the shelves along the walls. 

But this isn’t Guenther’s church. It’s her store, The Broom Closet on South Main, home to “readings, metaphysical supplies, and workshops.” Guenther and others who believe as she does take the candles, spell kits, oils, and the rest to church, to worship. Guenther’s church is in the store’s basement, where I’m told other witches await.

Guenther leads me across the store’s perfectly creaky floor and down a set of perfectly creaky steps. As I turn into the space, I remember I’ve been here before. It was a stop on a ghost tour by Stephen Guenther, Emily’s husband. 

The last time I saw it, the space was dark, rigged with high-tech ghost-hunting gear, and a sepia-toned photo of a well-groomed man on a table. That space, I was told then, was the scene of grisly murder long ago, and the man in the photo was the victim, a Memphis cop whose spirit never left. 

But on this visit, the space glows serenely. Soothing art hangs on the wall. An altar, appointed with an animal skin, jewels, candles, herbs, and small bowls of incense, has replaced the stark table and the dead man’s photograph.  I feel a tingle of dread. My wiccan “education” comes from Wikipedia University. I was after spooky stories for a Halloween story, but this was religion and I couldn’t respectfully call it “paranormal,” could I? My advantage lay in my vast pool of ignorance and my willingness to show it.   

“Are y’all witches?” I ask.

“I’m a witch,” Emily Guenther says plainly, quickly.

Reverend Sarah Osborne nods, adding, “I would claim that term.”

Relieved and buoyed by the responses, I remember what Stephen Guenther told me when we talked about doing this story.

“It’s Halloween,” he said. “People want to know what the witches are doing.”  Sarah Osborne and the Guenthers are leaders of the Fellowship of Avalon, a wiccan Aquarian Tabernacle Church based in Memphis. The church was officially organized last year, when Osborne and the Guenthers became ordained clergy, but the group has been meeting for three years. On a good day, 25 to 30 people will attend church services, mainly held on weekends.

“The important thing to know about what we do is that we celebrate our interconnection with the world, with all living things,” Osborne says. “We celebrate the seasons and the cycles of the year. That’s why our holidays fall on holidays, and on full moons, because we’re honoring our place that falls within nature.”

Paganism is the usual umbrella term for their belief system and their church, Guenther says. But much of the Fellowship of Avalon sounds, well, pretty normal. 

Then, I ask about Halloween. To wiccans, it’s Samhain (and it’s pronounced SAH-win, not SAM-hane, as I did). That’s when things (for the uninitiated, perhaps) take a turn for the paranormal. 

“It is the time of the year that we believe the veil between our world and spirit is at one of its thinnest points,” she explains. “We feel that this is a time when we can more easily communicate with our deceased loved ones.”

So, it’s a good time of year for divination, like mediumship, seances, tarot readings, and rune readings. Rituals honor ancestors, Osborne says, and their connections to them, adding, “Our past influences our future.”

Most people would put those beliefs squarely in the “paranormal” column, I suggest.

“Doing any sort of divination and asking for guidance, trying to communicate with loved ones, or showing them honor, doing magic, it’s essentially just working with energy, which is a very tangible thing,” Guenther explains. “So, it does and could be lumped into the paranormal, but we don’t necessarily see it that way ourselves.” 

Samhain, or Halloween, is one of eight major holidays on the wiccan calendar, Guenther says, but it looms large because wicca is more accepted this time of year. 

“Coming out and saying you’re a witch or saying you’re going to a wiccan circle or a wiccan ritual or something along that line is much more acceptable at this time of year than it will be in March,” Guenther says.  

Osborne agrees. “It’s when we can go out in public wearing the stuff we don’t necessarily wear out in public the rest of the year.” 

Eric C. (left) and Carla Worth, paranormal night owls, are hosts of “Talk Spook” on The OAM Network.

Crosstown’s Fox and Mulder

As most people are settling in for the night around Crosstown Concourse, Carla Worth and Eric C. are just getting started. Call them paranormal night owls.  They cover their ears in large, studio headphones. “C.” rubs red, tired eyes. Worth pops a beer, jokes with the sound engineer, and tries to go over the show notes with C. He says the lone letter is the last name he’s going by these days.

With some basic mic checks and an informal nod, the “Talk Spook” podcast is up and running. The show is part of The OAM Network, the Memphis-based podcast network. It’s a recent re-brand and re-launch from Worth’s previous show, “901 Paranormal,” which focused specifically on Memphis ghosts. But Worth ran into a supply problem.

“There aren’t any more ghosts in Memphis,” she says. “So, we needed to change the name and come up with something broader.”

“Talk Spook” now covers almost anything spooky, weird, or unsettling. Aliens, Bigfoot, conspiracies, and more get seats at the show’s table. 

Worth and C. bonded over their love of The X-Files, the 1990s television hit that featured FBI Agent Fox Mulder, the paranormal believer, and Agent Dana Scully, the scientific skeptic. It’s clear that for “Talk Spook,” Worth is Mulder and C. is Scully. 

C. studied chemistry and works IT for Columbia University. He likes collecting information, he says, solving problems, and claims to be “the more scientist-y” of the pair.

“I’d like to believe,” C. says, in a sly nod to Mulder’s famous office poster. “All of these collective stories maybe say something bigger about people and humanity and our need to explain some things. Yeah, maybe there is some stuff to it. Spooky stuff is cool. Some of our spooky stuff is real.”

While ghosts and demons peppered Worth’s Catholic upbringing, her true paranormal baptism was more terrifying. Seven years ago, she says, she and her husband, Gil, lived in a haunted house in High Point Terrace. 

“We sound crazy!” Worth exclaims, as she begins to tell one of her many ghost stories. “But we’re not crazy! At all!”

She says whispery voices talked about her on the other side of the shower curtain. Something watched them from mirrors. Scratching and growling sounds filled the bedroom as they tried to sleep. Things broke. Once, Worth says, she was attacked as she sat on her couch. 

“It was bouncing me around to the point where Gil took me to the emergency room,” Worth said. “They thought I was either epileptic or I was having a seizure or a psychotic breakdown. There were a lot of options there.”

She told her doctor about the physical symptoms (not any of the ghost stuff) and was told, “it sounds like you live in one of those Paranormal Activity movies.” “What did they prescribe you for that?” C. asks. “No Ghost-O Bismal?”

“Oh, my god,” Worth says. “You are tired.”

The last straw for the High Point Terrace house was a Barbie “I Can Be Anything” Pet Vet doll. It came with a kitten that would say, “meow, meow, meow” when it “birthed” kittens. One day, while playing with the doll, Worth’s daughter asked, “Mommy, do you hear that?”

Worth says at first she heard nothing …

“Then,” she says, “I hear — not from the toy but from some other voice in the room — ‘ME-yow, ME-yow, ME-yow’ in a gravelly, devilish voice!” Worth says she and her daughter bolted from the house. They moved soon after. 

Worth says she’s had several other paranormal experiences. During a ghost hunt at the U.S. Marine Hospital in the French Fort, she says a recorder she left behind in the basement picked up a typewriter clacking … in a morgue, all by itself. Before the Crosstown Concourse renovations began, Worth says she got an electronic voice phenomena (EVP) telling her group to “GET OUT!”

C. says he likes the storytelling aspect of “Talk Spook.” At a recent Spillit storytelling event, he shared his personal paranormal story about a chupacabra. He declines to elaborate on this evening, however. As for the paranormal in general?

He says, “I like to hear about weird shit.”

Worth’s faith in the reality of the paranormal is ironclad, however, especially given her High Point Terrace experience. She says she called a radio psychic about that experience and was told that her house was indeed haunted, and the psychic added, “They really like it when you take a shower.”

Stephen Guenther knows the spooky side of Memphis.

The Mayor of Spooky Memphis

Nothing about Stephen Guenther outside tells you how ghosty he is on the inside. Well, unless he’s wearing his trademark T-shirt that reads: “Keep Calm and Haunt On.” 

He’s affable, with an easy smile and a friendly voice. In the daylight hours, tourists feel comfortable asking him for directions to a good place to eat. But he thrives in the nighttime hours, when spiritual tourists ask him directions to the other side.  Guenther didn’t plan to own a ghost tour company. He says he was just good at hunting ghosts and then decided to go pro. 

“I’d be talking to someone [about ghost investigations] over beers or whatever, and they’d ask, ‘can I go?'” Guenther recalls. Historical Haunts of Memphis started after he’d heard that question a few times.

The company runs three to six tours every weekend. One tour visits the French Fort, the riverfront, downtown, and Victorian Village. Another, Spirits with Spirits, crawls through the pubs of South Main on Friday nights. His company also does guided ghost investigations at the Woodruff-Fontaine House and Maley Manor, a former funeral home in Covington that’s been converted into a bed and breakfast. 

Guenther’s paranormal wellspring was the spooky stories he heard told around Boy Scout campfires. He sought out books about vampires, werewolves, or ghosts. He loved In Search Of, the 1970s television show hosted by Leonard Nimoy. But he says his grandmother’s death is what plunged him headlong into the unseen world for good. 

“I was kind of leaning over her when she passed,” he says, “and I’m certain that I felt a little wisp of air, her spirit, leaving her body. Ever since then, I wanted to know if we could make contact [with the dead]. Could I tell my son that, hey, we’re good? Dad’s okay. He’s watching over you.”

For Guenther, ghosts are science. He cites the first law of thermodynamics, or the conservation of energy, which says that energy in a closed system cannot be created or destroyed. 

He wonders aloud if the law extended to “the energy that makes us who we are.” Believing that it does and that electricity runs human bodies, his ghost investigations utilize numerous electronic devices to help hunters find spirits in the dark.    

Electromagnetic field meters reveal spikes of electricity — sometimes where nobody (and no body) stands. Thermal cameras show heat and possible ghostly energy “hot spots.”

Guenther also uses electronic devices to communicate with spirits. He’ll ask questions and they can respond by turning lights on and off. White noise machines, called “spirit boxes” in the ghost trade, create electric environments that spirits can speak through, answering more open-ended questions.  Electronic voice recorders are always on during investigations. Guenther says the recordings can pick up EVPs — words or phrases unheard by the investigators during the investigation.

“We were doing a session [at the Mollie Fontaine Lounge] one night and someone was making a joke,” Guenther says. “They said, ‘I want to make a deal with the ghost.’ Right after that, a very clear voice says, ‘I’m still alive.'” “[It was] very clear. That’s what they call a Class-A EVP. If I played it for you, you could hear it and we’d all agree that that’s what it says — this whispered voice.” Guenther’s home base is The Broom Closet, he and Emily’s metaphysical supply shop on South Main, next door to The Book Juggler. He knows all the nearby ghosts on that end of South Main. 

“You can leave here and stop at The Arcade and they’ll tell you ghost stories firsthand,” Guenther says. “You can go down to The Vault, the old Double J building, and they’ll tell you things that have happened there. Then, you go to Earnestine & Hazel’s and you know the stories there. So, it’s not me saying it. You can go to these owners and they’ll tell you.”

The Arcade’s founder, Speros Zepatos, still “shows up,” Guenther says. And The Green Beetle owner wonders if his grandfather is still in the building.  “You can walk from here to North Main and talk to folks in their own buildings and hear their stories,” Guenther says. “Then, you can go to Victorian Village, Hunt Phelan, and tons of other places. But, just on Main, you could do a whole ghost show.”

Complete interviews conducted for this story and a podcast filled with scary Memphis stories will be posted at memphisflyer.com.

Spooky Memphis: The Top Five

5. Rhodes College: Generations of students in McCoy Theatre have seen fleeting images in mirrors and heard unaccountable noises when the building was supposed to be empty. The urban legend says a girl named “Annie” hung herself in the building, a former sorority house, when she didn’t get a bid to Zeta Tau Alpha. Theater students “invite” Annie to the shows to bring good luck.

4. Elvis at Graceland: If Elvis isn’t dead, why do so many report seeing his ghost at Graceland? They do, lots of them. YouTube it. The videos are weird, obscure, and/or plain-old hoaxes.

3. Woodruff-Fontaine House: Some visitors smell perfume or tobacco. Some even see the imprint of Mollie Fontaine sitting on her bed. Just looking at the beautiful Victorian Village gem, you know it’s haunted. 

2. Earnestine & Hazel’s: Bartender Karen Brownlee knows the “ragged but right” South Main dive is haunted. She’s said the piano upstairs will play on its own. Orbs appear in photographs. And the jukebox seems to have a clear mind of its own. 

1. Orpheum Theatre: No doubt the most famous ghost in Memphis is the Orpehum’s “Mary.” The story says the young girl died in an accident in front of the site in 1921, and her spirit never left. Actors and visitors have claimed to see Mary, in her white dress, in the balcony in seat C5. 

A Few Halloween Events …

  • Frightgarten: Railgarten hosts a night of “scary good tunes,” featuring Dead Soldiers, Star & Micey, and more. A blacklight dance party in the ping pong bar and “ghoulish games and tournaments.” Saturday, Oct. 28th. Starts at 4:20 p.m.
  • Spirits With the Spirits: Elmwood Cemetery’s annual “party for eternity. “Food and frivolity. Music and mystery. This is the party to die for.” Friday, Oct. 27th. Tickets at emlwoodcemetery.org
  • Day of the Dead Celebration: Agavos hosts its first Halloween party with contests for Catrinas and costumes, specials, and a DJ until 2 a.m. Saturday, Oct. 28th.
  • Stranger Things Upside Get Down: Rec Room goes ’80s with tunes from BetaMax, and Stranger Things on six huge screens. There’s a costume contest, midnight breakfast buffet, and the seasonal debuts of Wisacre’s Starless. Saturday, Oct. 28th. 
  • Halloween Bash: Young Avenue Deli has a costume contest with “kick ass prizes” plus “free stuff for showing up.” Music by Chinese Connection Dub Embassy. $10 cover. Friday, Oct. 27th. The Deli hosts “Trick or Treat” on Halloween night (Tuesday, Oct. 31st) with music by River City Camaro Club.

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Music Cities Memphis

This week, people will gather in Memphis to talk about music. Sure, that’s hardly news. But this week, Memphis hosts an international conference featuring leading music- and business-savvy minds from as far away as the U.K. and Estonia — and even Tennessee’s other Music City, Nashville — for a symposium on creating strategies to promote music as an engine of growth.

The Music Cities Convention has brought music industry professionals to several cities to discuss how music impacts their identities and economies — and how to help it flourish. This time around, it’s Memphis.

“It’s funny, phones from America can’t call outside the U.S.,” Music Cities Convention (MCC) organizer Shain Shapiro commented when he called me to talk about the conference’s sixth iteration. Shapiro is the managing director of Sound Diplomacy, a London-based development agency that helps clients tweak their music strategy and policy, and the conference organizer for Music Cities.

“I’m a nerd,” Shapiro says, so he found himself interested in things like global connections, building codes, noise curfews, and how music makers and cities could strengthen a symbiotic relationship to bring more profit to both parties. “It wasn’t planned,” Shapiro says of the path that led him to be the creator of an altogether different music conference.

MCC gathers organizers, performers, legal authorities, and cultural ambassadors to discuss the roles music plays in the life of a city. Because promoters or songwriters don’t often ponder noise curfews or the economics of entertainment, there’s a need for parties with different perspectives to view the big picture. And that’s where MCC comes in.

Talks will include “Smart Music Cities: Data Driven to Support Artists,” “Every City Needs a Music Strategy,” and “Time for the Cities: Let Music ‘Take You There’,” a panel asking “How can property developers and the creative industries work more cohesively?”

Planners who have re-made their cities as music destinations, from Tallinn, Estonia, to Chengdu, China, will offer their success stories. Memphis’ own talents will also contribute, from singer/promoter Tonya Dyson, who helped develop the Memphis Slim Collaboratory, to Lawrence Matthews (aka Don Lifted), who pioneered genre-breaking performances in non-traditional venues. Deron Hall of the Memphis Arts Engine and Darren Isom of the Memphis Music Initiative will also contribute.

Other speakers include far-flung performers, academics, activists, and attorneys who know how to capitalize on the musical life of a city: Igor Lozada, the head of culture for the city of Guadalajara, Mexico; Australia’s Emily Barker, whose most recent album was recorded at Sam Phillips Recording Service; Justine Avila, executive director of Nashville’s Music City Music Council; and Shawn King, Colorado’s “Music Ambassador” (and drummer and trumpeter for the indie-folk band Devotchka).

The global perspective of the conference has contributed to its success. Its 2015 debut sold out in Brighton, England. Then in October of that same year, Music Cities made landfall in Washington, D.C. It returned to Brighton in 2016, and the most recent convention was held in Berlin, earlier this year. This week’s Memphis Music Cities Convention will mark the conference’s second hosting in the U.S.

When asked what drew MCC to Memphis, Shapiro says that it was important to him to bring attention to cities that aren’t necessarily giant culture centers like New York or L.A., yet are positioned to benefit from the convention’s ideas.

Another factor, he notes, was the persistence of Music Export Memphis (MEM), a local nonprofit responsible for the successful Memphis Picnic concerts held at South By Southwest and Americana Fest.

MEM founder Elizabeth Cawein hopes the international attention will bring more Memphians into the conversation. She says diverse perspectives can help a city juggle the many strategies for bringing music front and center. “It’s difficult to see [just] one next step,” Cawein says. “There are so many things already in motion. So many strategies that work somewhere else might, with a little experimentation, work here.”

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Film Features Film/TV

Tyler Perry’s Boo 2: A Madea Halloween

It is what felt like hour three of the 101-minute Boo 2! A Madea Halloween. Freshly 18-year-old Tiffany (Diamond White), had long ago played her divorced parents Brian (Tyler Perry) and Debrah (Taja V. Simpson) against each other so she could go to a frat party at Lake Derrick, where, years before, 14 teenagers had been mercilessly slaughtered by killers still at large. Brian’s Aunt Madea (also Tyler Perry) knew something bad was going down, so she dragged Aunt Bam (Cassi Davis), Hattie Mae (Patrice Lovely), and Uncle Joe (also Tyler Perry) out into the woods, where they are being menaced by inept parodies of Samara from The Ring, Leatherface, and Jason Voorhees. A few rows in front of me, someone is snoring loudly while the No. 1 movie in the country unspools before him.

Then, a blue light. I turn to see the slender figure of a man dressed in an Air Force flight suit. His long legs are propped up lazily on the theater seat in front of him as he puffs on a long cigar. He glows a pale, television blue and appears slightly translucent, as if …

Tyler Perry is Madea (and Brian and Uncle Joe) in Tyler Perry’s Boo 2! A Madea Halloween

“Force Ghost Will Smith!” I stage whisper.

The apparition grins. “Technically, I’m Captain Steven Hiller …”

“… from Independence Day, who was killed offscreen when Will Smith refused to the sequel. How did Suicide Squad work out for you?”

He blows an ectoplasmic smoke ring. “Haven’t seen it. I assume it was great.”

“Uh, yeah. What are you doing here? You’re not in this movie.”

“I wasn’t in the last one either. And I wasn’t in Star Wars, so why am I a Force ghost?”

“It was a hilarious juxtaposition I came up with to illustrate the fact that no one involved in Independence Day: Resurgence cared.”

“Hilarious?” A ghostly eyebrow rises. “If you say so. I see you’ve put away your notebook. Going somewhere?”

“I’m ready to bolt as soon as this horror show is over! Double Triple Threat Tyler Perry is taking years off my life.”

“Aw naw,” Force Ghost Will Smith says. “You gotta stay for the bloopers. They’re the best part!”

“There are bloopers? On a professionally made film? That’s shown in theaters?”

“They’re the best part!”

In the darkness, the snoring man sleep apneas himself awake.

“I am not sitting through these credits.”

“That’s the beauty of it. They’re before the credits! What do you have against Tyler Perry anyway?”

“What do I have against … He’s awful!” I clutched my pearls in disgust.

“When did you start wearing pearls?”

“It’s poetic license!”

“Don’t front like you’ve seen a Tyler Perry movie before.”

“Front? Why … I’m sure I have.”

“When?”

“At some point. I watched one on TV. Some of it…. Look, I know he’s producing, writing, directing, and playing three parts at once, but this is awful! Has he ever even met an editor? I’ve seen better-written YouTube cat videos. I think he attempted a Get Out joke, and it made me want to just re-run that review and tell everyone to watch it again.”

“Okay, so. It’s bad. But you gotta respect Tyler Perry. He makes movies on the cheap so he can keep control of them every step of the way. He’s exactly what you say you want.”

“I don’t want this! This is like Mama’s Family for black people.”

“YOU don’t, but lots of people do. When Tyler started, African American audiences were so underserved that they would take anything, as long as it had people who looked like them in it. He proved how wrong Hollywood was, stayed independent, and now he’s worth $600 million. And now, because of Tyler, movies like Moonlight and Get Out get made.”

The snoring has resumed. “If that’s his audience, at least they’re getting some rest.”

“Oh, like you’ve never fallen asleep in a movie before.”

“I may have drifted off during Kingsman 2 …”

The glow is gone. I am once again alone in the theater with Mr. Sleepy Man. THE END flashes on the screen, followed immediately by a raft of snappily edited line flubs, crack-ups, and outtakes. Force Ghost Will Smith was right. The bloopers are the best part.

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Food & Wine Food & Drink

A Deep Dive into Lefty’s Sports Pub

Go fetch that damn ball, you lazy dog.”

The ball rolled across the carpet and came to a stop while Sally, a Schnauzer, watched. Sally’s owner got up and went after the ball himself. His friend said, “Now, why would she go get the ball if she knows you’re going to get it for her?”

Dogs, big and small, are allowed inside at Lefty’s Sports Pub as long as they don’t bite. It’s been two minutes since I walked in the door, and I am all in on any bar where dogs can hang out.

I try to write about bars that haven’t received a lot of attention, but it turns out Lefty’s Sports Pub has been featured on the cover of the Memphis Flyer before, back when it was known as Shirley’s Overtime Inn. The article was prominently displayed in the bar until Shirley sold it and it became Lefty’s, some 10 years ago. It has existed under one name or another for over 50 years, tucked away on Summer in a sea of used appliance stores. Now it is home to Sherry, the greatest bartender in the whole wide world. I told her I would write that, but it is not a lie. She might be the world’s greatest bartender.

Sherry, as it turns out, is the cherry on top of what is the most colorful cast of characters that the bar scene might ever know. I met Elvis, the large stuffed dog who sits propped up at the bar with a handle of tequila. There was Sally, of course, who was too tired to play fetch by the time I got there. There was Kathy, a bar regular who has since passed on, but whose cremated remains fill a Miller Lite bottle behind the bar. Mr. Cecil wasn’t there, but I felt like I knew him by the time I left. The same goes for Hollywood (so named after winning big on a scratch-off) who is recently departed from us after sustaining injuries from being hit by his own van back in September. But Sean, Larry, and the Toms are very much alive, happy to kick it with you at the bar over $2.25 domestics. They don’t serve liquor, but you can bring your own and pay $2.25 for a set-up, same as a beer. They also don’t serve food, but it’s a block away from Elwood’s Shack and you can bring your own takeout.

Sean pointed out that neighborhood beer joints for working folks are dying out, and while I see his point, I don’t think we have anything to worry about as long as Lefty’s is around. This place is what you picture when asked to conjure up an image of a neighborhood dive. NASCAR cutouts adorn the walls. A “No Guns Allowed” sign hangs behind the bar. They even have Ms. Pacman!

There are a couple of pool tables, too, but I can’t imagine any pool game being preferable to sitting at Sherry’s bar and listening to stories. She told me about a police officer who would park across the street and watch them with binoculars, so Sherry brought her binoculars so she could watch him back. Then they’d send a sober bar regular swerving out onto the street, just to watch the police officer take off after him. Bar regulars knew to bring their cars by here for Hollywood to work on. Mr. Cecil arrives every day when Lefty’s opens at noon, after telling his wife he’s going out for ice cream. I think the thing that Sean laments isn’t the loss of a neighborhood bar, but the loss of the sort of genuine people that give a place like this its character.

I can’t tell you everything I learned at Lefty’s that night, like why that cop had it out for Lefty’s or Larry’s nickname for the matriarch of a prominent Memphis family. I’m still not sure why “714” was scrawled in various places in the bar or the unfortunate circumstances that led to the toilet paper being chained to the wall. I don’t want to spoil Tom’s idea for interacting with the dead for you, and I certainly don’t want to divulge everyone’s opinions on Princess Diana. I don’t want to explain the situation with the squirrels in the attic and the untimely demise of a Cabbage Patch doll collection. I’d rather you go find out for yourself. Tell Sherry I said hey, buy them all a round, pour one out for Hollywood and Kathy, and for the love of God, don’t do anything that gets you on the receiving end of Sherry’s double bird-flip.

Lefty’s Sports Pub, 4497 Summer (763-2679)

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News The Fly-By

Fly on the Wall 1495

Signs

The Pony, “America’s Strip Club,” is a welcoming environment for those suffering from celiac disease. Gluten-free lap dances are available upon request.

Kids, study hard. So, when it’s your turn to man the digital street signs of tomorrow, you’ll know how to spell traffic. Memphis AF. Only without the F.

Verbatim

“I’ll just go into every game with the mentality that it’s a road game, if that’s how it’s going to be.” — Chandler Parsons. The injury-prone, $23 million-per-year Grizzlies forward’s feelings were hurt when he was booed.

Neverending Elvis

People magazine confirmed that Elvis’ ex-wife, Priscilla Presley, is still a member of the Church of Scientology. Recent reports in U.K. tabloids claimed Presley had left the religion founded by science-fiction author L. Ron Hubbard and no longer believed she was an immortal space alien in human form.

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News The Fly-By

Residence Revamp

Students are helping to bring a vacant apartment complex in Frayser back from the brink of dilapidation.

The two-year renovation of the Peachtree Apartments on Steele kicked off in August when art students from nearby Martin Luther King College Preparatory High School collaborated with the UrbanArt Commission (UAC) to install colorful murals on the building’s exterior.

Quincy Jones, project manager at ComCap Partners, one of the groups collaborating on the project, said this first step was important for two reasons: It showed the community that vacant buildings can still be “vibrant and appealing during its time of transformation,” and it got “residents to feel invested in the outcome.”

“We thought it would be a good opportunity for students there, and it was a logical idea to involve them,” he said.

ComCap, along with Neighborhood Preservation, Inc. (NPI), another organization driving the effort, focuses much of their work on rehabilitating the environments near schools to improve housing stock for students and their families and to enhance students’ academic performance.

Murals at Peachtree Apartments

NPI president Steve Barlow said solving the housing insecurity problem is the key to neighborhood revitalization.

“High-quality, well-managed, truly affordable housing options for families are in short supply in Frayser and many Memphis neighborhoods,” Barlow said.

The result is housing insecurity, causing people to move many times a year “from one bad situation to another,” he said, which “hurts neighborhood schools and generally destabilizes the community.”

Inside the six buildings of the Peachtree apartment complex, renovations began by gutting the buildings, to remove mold, lead, and asbestos. But Jones said more funding is needed to complete the nearly $6 million project.

To secure more funding, he anticipates that existing, private funds will be matched with tax credits granted by Tennessee’s housing agency in the spring. Once funding is in place, the project will resume with interior remodeling, including the installation of new fixtures, floors, and walls.

When complete, the apartment complex will offer about 51 two-bedroom and three-bedroom units available for rent at prices comparable to those in other nearby apartments. Although necessary, Barlow said these types of affordable housing projects can be “very, very challenging.”

“Developing affordable rental housing in Memphis — whether it’s new construction or renovation of a blighted vacant building — is virtually impossible from an economics-only perspective,” he said, citing the high tax rate on multi-family real estate in Tennessee. He adds in “transitional” neighborhoods like Frayser, that have relatively low real estate values, it is harder to get funding.

“Returns on investment in affordable housing development in Memphis just can’t compete with returns in other markets,” Barlow said.

The revitalization of the Peachtree Apartments is a part of the larger Frayser Neighborhood Initiative, which, in part, is committed to improving the Dellwood corridor, or the “MLK Success Zone,” where the apartment complex and MLK Prep sit.

Overall, the initiative aims to end blight and advance economic development in the community.

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Food & Wine Food & Drink

Testing out Logan Guleff’s Chef’d line.

Fifteen-year-old Logan Guleff, winner of MasterChef Junior, cookbook author, one of Time magazine’s Most Influential Teens, and a Southern Living Best New Southern Cook, has teamed up with Chef’d to create easy-to-make gourmet meals for the aspiring chef to try at home.

I am that aspiring chef.

Chef’d is a planned meal delivery service, much like Blue Apron, that focuses on recipes designed by over 650 distinguished chefs and food brands throughout the world.

The meals I opted for: Pimiento Mac and Cheese, Jerk Salmon and Charred Pineapple Slaw Burger, and Early Bird (breakfast) Nachos. Others include Sweet and Spicy Chicken and Waffles, Shrimp and Grits, and the Mushroom Monster Burger, featured at the James Beard House and on the Today show.

Chef’d doesn’t require a monthly subscription, and members who have particular diets or restrictions — vegetarian, pescatarian, or gluten-free — can personalize their meals through the website. Members can also search for meals by category; among them: Quick and Easy, New Arrivals, Chef of the Month, and Refreshing Meal Inspirations.

Now that we know a little more about Chef’d, let’s get cookin’. Chef’d sent me all of the ingredients I needed in order to cook the meals (minus olive and vegetable oils and various equipment). The first thing I cooked was the Salmon Burger. The salmon called for a jerk rub, and the coleslaw mix was combined with charred pineapple, Greek yogurt, hot sauce, rice wine vinegar, honey, and celery. A side of sweet potato fries was added to the plate, and voila: a lighter version of a beef burger that mixed sweet and spicy flavors wonderfully. The sweet flavors of the slaw mix really complemented the spicy jerk seasoning on the salmon, and the sweet potato fries with a little bit of salt sprinkled on top only added to the harmonious flavors of the meal. Out of all of the meals I cooked, this one was the one my father and boyfriend preferred — although the sweet potato fries were a little burnt. Oops.

The next meal I prepared was the Early Bird Nachos. This recipe called for a bed of nacho chips topped with melted cheddar cheese, bacon, cilantro, eggs, and refried black beans with sour cream and ranchera sauce to go on the side. There were a few hiccups along the way; I had misplaced the tortilla chips and bacon. Luckily, it was an easy fix. I grabbed chips from the store around the corner and found an extra package of bacon in the freezer. Ironically, we had this plate for dinner. But breakfast is good at any time of day, right?

Third time’s the charm. There were absolutely no problems with the third meal (Pimiento Mac and Cheese). This recipe necessitated five different cheeses (jack/cheddar cheese blend, mozzarella, gruyere, and monterey jack cheeses), garlic powder, paprika, milk, egg, and pimiento peppers mixed in with boiled macaroni noodles and a cornbread topping. This meal was so cheesy, cornbready, and sweet, and it was my personal favorite of all three.

According to Guleff, Chef’d wanted him to focus on Southern cooking. “They really wanted to showcase where I’m from … I wanted to do shrimp and grits and pimiento mac and cheese — Southern classics that I could put a spin on,” Guleff says.

One of the best things about Chef’d may be how much time it saves. With my busy schedule between work and school, it can be hard to find the time for grocery shopping. Using Chef’d cut out so much time by shipping the ingredients and recipes to my door. Guleff says, “What could be cooler than to have [a] line of food that you can deliver on demand?”

To order Guleff’s and other renowned chefs’ meals, go to Chefd.com.

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Politics Politics Feature

Dogs and Ponies

It is still 2017, which means that candidates for election in 2018 see their task as introducing themselves to the electorate and, when gathered together on the same stage with their declared primary opponents, are still making nice with each other, more or less.

Such was the case this past Friday night at a gubernatorial forum arranged for GOP hopefuls during the annual convention of the Tennessee Federation of Republican Women, a weekend affair held at the University of Memphis Holiday Inn.

There are six declared Republican candidates to date, and they all sat together in a row on stage, ready to be evaluated by several hundred women from Republican clubs across the state. Although a few of them may have appeared together on ad hoc occasions before, this was evidently one of the first times they were all assembled en masse, and the semiotics of the affair were such as to put them all — four women and two men — on an artificially equal footing.

In fact, three of the female candidates — 6th District Congressman (she prefers the term) Diane Black, state Senator Mae Beavers, and state House Speaker Beth Harwell — all wore nearly identical shades of red. The fourth, Kay White, a Johnson City activist, wore a dun-colored outfit, and that shade of difference, no doubt a happenstance, happened to coincide with her status as an outlier of sorts, with nothing like the name recognition or advance ballyhoo of the others.

The two men — former state Commissioner of Economic Development Randy Boyd and Franklin businessman/farmer Bill Lee — both wore standard blue jackets, though Boyd’s belonged to a suit and Lee’s to an informal outfit that included khaki pants and an open-collared shirt.

Jackson Baker

Karl Dean waits turn to speak at a Democratic meeting

Here, too, in a way, medium was message: Boyd, the earliest declared candidate, looked like what he was, a key member of Governor Bill Haslam‘s state government, the deviser of Tennessee Promise, Drive to 55, and numerous other Haslam initiatives. Lee, by contrast, sported a folksier look consistent with his professed persona as a non-politician type, a Cincinnatus ready to put down his plow and come to the aid of the commonwealth.

Interestingly, both men are doing idiosyncratic turns on a venerable Tennessee tradition — the solitary cross-Tennessee trek, whereby a candidate goes from place to place, starting at one end of the state, usually East Tennessee, meeting and greeting all the way, and ends up with a ceremonial final splash in Memphis. That was the literal finale for then-gubernatorial candidate Lamar Alexander in 1978, who walked his way across Tennessee in a plaid shirt and took a tentative dip in the Mississippi River at the very end.

Lee, in fact, had formally arrived in town only the previous day, via tractor (though he is basically a cattle farmer), concluding a “95-Counties-in-95-Days” pilgrimage begun in Mountain City on the North Carolina border. He got here in time for a Thursday night riverboat ride sponsored for the GOP rank-and-file by the Shelby County Republican Party, then met up with some local folks in Millington on Friday at a pizza cafe.

Boyd, who has been in Memphis a multitude of times already, is theoretically still on his way here. A veteran marathoner, he is about mid-way on a run across the state, doing eight miles a day and then holing up in this or that township, making a point of greeting as many local folks as he can before moving on. He went back to his route after Saturday’s forum, though he is liable to be in town a few more times for fund-raisers and such before he technically concludes his trip.

At this stage, the differences between candidates on issues can largely be divined by reading between the lines. On Friday night, all were professed conservatives (as, indeed, all Republicans describe themselves, even the few bona fide moderates in today’s right-tilting GOP), all are four-square for traditional values, all are budget hawks, all want government to create a climate propitious for business.

The most zealous partisans seemed to be Black, who began her political career as a state legislator opposed to TennCare; Beavers, a self-styled “Christian constitutional conservative” with low tolerance for taxes or diversity on social issues, and White, a veteran Tea Partier and former Trump campaign official (who, paradoxically, had kind words for Democratic icons JFK and Harry Truman).

The closest thing to a one-on-one clash was Black’s questioning of optimistic Tennessee employment figures immediately after Boyd had enumerated them, though she did not call him out by name.

The forum was what cynics might call a dog-and-pony show, in that there was more show than substance, though there were ample opportunities for seasoned members of the audience to let their imaginations do some divining. 

The GOP gubernatorial primary will be a hard-fought affair, with several of the candidates able to boast both personal wealth and significant financial support, and the eventual nominee will no doubt win by a plurality, probably a narrow one. In such circumstances, major disagreements are inevitable, and the polite relations of Friday night almost certainly will be just a memory.

• Meanwhile, former Nashville Mayor Karl Dean, one of two declared Democratic candidates for governor (the other is state House minority leader Craig Fitzhugh of Ripley) turned up at a well-attended district meeting of the Shelby County Democratic Party in Collierville, touting three issues in a brief speech: education, jobs, and health care.

Unlike the Republicans, who tended to talk up their opposition to Common Core, Dean emphasized a need to raise teachers’ salaries. And he won tumultuous applause with a promise to pursue Medicaid expansion, something no GOP candidate is likely to entertain.