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Year in Fly 1

Fly on the Wall is such a tiny little column, and so many weird things happen in Memphis, it takes more than one week to run down the best of the worst. Let’s begin.

Listed

Every year, Memphis winds up on a variety of B.S. lists.

This year, Wallethub.com named Memphis as America’s 68th most sinful city, ranked it low on a list of places to celebrate Halloween, but relatively high on a list of places to celebrate Easter.

Tennessee’s most misspelled word, according to Google, is “chaos,” which came as no surprise to Fly on the Wall readers.

Media

There were too many big media stories in 2017 to focus on funny typos.

The Commercial Appeal faced more layoffs and off-site product control. Richard Ransom left Channel 3 for Channel 24.

A controversial FCC ruling made it possible for Sinclair Broadcast to acquire Tribune Media and WREG in the package.

WMC’s longtime consumer advocate, Andy Wise, retired to become a Florida man. Who can forget this classic Wise tweet?

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Grateful Dead Tribute at Minglewood Hall

In June 1970, an article slugged “Memphis Flunks the Acid Test” was published by Tennessee Roc, an alternative newspaper of the day. “Memphis once again cheated itself out of a truly psychedelic experience,” the article stated, describing the crowd’s cool response to sets by Country Joe and the Fish and the Grateful Dead. “It seems like it just can’t happen here,” the author lamented.

Whatever.

Memphis may not have been ready for the “real freaks” of San Francisco, as the article suggested. And the Dead, who caught such a nasty vibe off the Bluff City they steered clear till 1995, certainly weren’t ready for Memphis. But has Memphis ever really been short on freaks? Nearly 50 years after that first show, some of the city’s Deadest players are making more occasions for tribes to congregate, have whatever kind of experience they want, and sing along to tunes like “Sugar Magnolia,” “Friend of the Devil,” and “Truckin.” The latest installment — Christmas with the Dead — is a gathering of Dead-inspired bands including FreeWorld, Highway Hi-Fi, Devil Train, Left Unsung, and DAMFOOL.

“All the bands involved have a penchant for playing improvisational music,” Christmas with the Dead organizer Jamie Davis says. The last time all these players came together, the goal was to play five hours of straight music with no set brakes — musical chairs with people coming in and out, one or two at a time. They played 45 songs over a stretch of six hours and 20 minutes.

Davis anticipates a similarly fluid approach this time around. “But we’re going to break it up a little with an acoustic set,” he says.

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The Muppet Movie at Pink Palace

Less than five minutes into The Muppet Movie, Dom Deluise flashes a knowing grin and delivers a completely filthy joke. Playing a Hollywood agent lost in Kermit the Frog’s swamp, Deluise shows Jim Henson’s famous fly-eating puppet an ad for Worldwide Studios announcing open auditions for frogs wishing to become rich and famous. “If you get your tongue fixed, who knows,” Deluise says. “You could make millions of people happy.”

They say, getting there is half the fun. But when we’re talking about The Muppet Movie, getting there is everything. Jim Henson’s 1999 film functions as an origin story for the beloved puppet troupe, a buddy picture about a frog and a bear seeing America, and a loving satire of all things show-biz. It’s also a never-ending stream of celebrity cameos and groan-inducing one-liners.

In addition to Deluise, the parade of 1970s-era superstars includes Richard Pryor, James Coburn, Madeline Kahn, Telly Savalas, Carol Kane, Paul Williams, Milton Berle, Mel Brooks, Steve Martin, Orson Welles, and a big yellow bird on his way to New York to make it big in public television. The collection of one-liners is even more impressive, and it starts right out of the gate when Muppet critic Statler notes that he and his companion will be attending a “private” screening. “Yeah,” his companion Waldorf answers. “They’re afraid to show it in public.”

Contrary to Waldorf’s opinion The Muppet Movie will be screened in public December 26th-31st on Pink Palace’s big screen. Come for the stars. Stay for the “Wokka, wokka, wokka!”

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The High Point Pub is 70

The High Point Pub is 70! That beloved little bar of 25 seats has been around since 1947. To celebrate, they threw a raucous party on December 9th, and I was there with a motley crew of regulars, a lot of food, and all the keg beer my heart desired. The Pub hasn’t changed since my last visit; it’s still an oasis of beer and camaraderie nestled in the middle of a pristine neighborhood. It is still flanked by a pizza place and a barber shop, just steps from a grocery and a dentist, an inviting place for the folks nearby to escape the monotony of yard work and driving slowly down residential streets (that’s what lovely little neighborhoods like High Point are known for, right?). It’s a place to tie one on with the locals, hear some tales, and smoke some cigars, just the way it has been for 70 years.

High Point Pub is what happens when a group of friends decide to buy their own favorite watering hole. The current ownership group has been in place since the early ’90s and is comprised of six hooligans: David Hill Sr., Curt Carie, Amy Friedman, Jerry Groh, Rick Pryzma, and Gail Karr. They’ve preserved the Pub’s stellar reputation and even amplified it; for a place so small, it’s a wonder they can cram that many people and bottles of beer in there.

The Pub hosts a series of events every year, including a Mardi Gras party the weekend before Fat Tuesday, which includes a small parade of antique motorcycles and riding lawnmowers (anyone who’s anti-riding lawnmower in a parade can go kick rocks). They also have the Pub Triathlon, comprised of shuffleboard, darts, and a mystery event. And during the NFL playoffs, they’ll have their annual chili cook-off. Last year, there were 27 different types of chili. The Flyer‘s own Michael Donahue has even been a judge in the past, and there is a certain freelance writer who would love to be his date if he is invited back to judge this year.

“Has anyone told you about the dead pecker table yet?” This is Amy, another part owner, who has been coming to the Pub since 1988. I made some lame joke about my dating life, but then she motioned to the former location of said dead pecker table, where a group of septuagenarians used to hang out as they waited for their turn at the barber shop next door. The barber would bang on the wall to let them know when he was ready for another of them to come over and get their nose hairs trimmed. Fun fact: There also used to be a secret door in the wall to pass beers from the bar to the barber shop, which is probably why your grandpa ended up with that sweet fade in 1971.

One owner, Jerry, grew up in Milwaukee, where every neighborhood had a bar like the High Point Pub. When he discovered the Pub here in Memphis, he knew he was home. “It’s like Cheers,” he says, which is the best compliment you can give a bar, as any of us with a favorite haunt know. The bar has 57 (or 58, depending on who you ask) beers available, which is quite an assortment for a bar the size of a living room.

A few weeks ago, I was hanging out at Lefty’s on the recommendation of a few friends, and I wrote that the ashes of a deceased regular, Kathy, were in a Miller Lite bottle behind the bar. Imagine my delight when I met Leslie Sexton, a Pub patron and best friend of our departed Kathy. They had been best friends for years, owing to the discovery that they both had webbed feet. A man walks past as Leslie is telling this story. “Don’t believe a word she says.” Even Leanna, Leslie’s partner, is rolling her eyes. Leslie, not one to take this abuse, removes her shoes to reveal her webbed feet. This was a first. If I die tomorrow, I will die at peace, having seen Kathy’s ashes in a beer bottle and her best friend’s webbed feet.

As for everyone else, don’t die without visiting the Pub. It is a gem, full of great people and great stories. It’s made it 70 years; here’s to hoping it makes it many, many more.

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Real Security

I call it “news in a cage” — the fact that the International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons has been awarded this year’s Nobel Peace Prize. In other words, how nice, but it has nothing to do with the real stuff going on across Planet Earth, like North Korea’s recent test of an ICBM that puts the entire U.S. in the range of its nukes or the provocative war games Trump’s America has been playing on the Korean peninsula, or the quietly endless development of the “next generation” of nuclear weapons.

Or the imminent possibility of … uh, nuclear war.

Winning the Nobel Peace Prize is not like winning an Oscar — accepting an honor for a piece of finished work. The award is about the future. Despite some disastrously bad choices over the years (Henry Kissinger, for God’s sake), the Peace Prize is, or should be, utterly relevant to what’s happening at the cutting edge of global conflict: a recognition of the expansion of human consciousness toward the creation of real peace. Geopolitics, on the other hand, is trapped in the certainties of same old, same old: Might makes right.

And the mainstream news about North Korea is always solely about that country’s small nuclear arsenal and what should be done about it. What the news is never about is the slightly larger nuclear arsenal of its mortal enemy, the United States. That’s taken for granted. And it’s not going away.

What if the global anti-nuclear movement was actually respected by the media and its evolving principles continually worked into the context of its reporting? That would mean the reporting about North Korea wouldn’t simply be limited to us vs. them. A third global party would be hovering over the entire conflict: the global majority of nations that last July voted to declare all nuclear weapons illegal.

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The International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons — ICAN — a coalition of non-government organizations in some 100 countries, led the campaign that resulted, last summer, in the United Nations treaty prohibiting the use, development, and stockpiling of nuclear weapons. It passed 122-1, but the debate was boycotted by the nine nuclear-armed nations (Britain, China, France, India, Israel, North Korea, Pakistan, Russia and the United States), along with Australia, Japan, South Korea, and every member of NATO except the Netherlands, which cast the single no vote.

What the remarkable Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons has accomplished is that it takes control of the nuclear disarmament process away from the nations that possess them. The 1968 Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty called on the nuclear powers to “pursue nuclear disarmament,” apparently at their own leisure. Half a century later, nukes are still the bedrock of their security. They’ve pursued nuclear modernization instead.

But with the 2017 treaty, “the nuclear powers are losing control of the nuclear disarmament agenda,” as Nina Tannenwald wrote in the Washington Post at the time. The rest of the world has grabbed hold of the agenda and — step one — declared nukes illegal. She added: “The treaty promotes changes of attitude, ideas, principles, and discourse — essential precursors to reducing numbers of nuclear weapons. This approach to disarmament starts by changing the meaning of nuclear weapons, forcing leaders and societies to think about and value them differently. It is likely to complicate policy options for U.S. allies under the U.S. nuclear umbrella, who are accountable to their parliaments and civil societies.”

What the treaty challenges is nuclear deterrence: the default justification for the maintenance and development of nuclear arsenals.

Tilman Ruff, an Australian physician and a co-founder of ICAN, wrote in The Guardian after the organization was awarded the Peace Prize: “One hundred twenty-two states have acted. Together with civil society, they have brought global democracy and humanity to nuclear disarmament. They have realised that since Hiroshima and Nagasaki, real security can only be shared, and cannot be achieved by threatening and risking use of these worst weapons of mass destruction.

“For far too long reason has given way to the lie that we are safer spending billions every year to build weapons, which, in order for us to have a future, must never be used,” Ruff wrote. “Nuclear disarmament is the most urgent humanitarian necessity of our time.”

If this is true — and most of the world believes that it is — then Kim Jong-un and North Korea’s nuclear missile program are only a small piece of the threat faced by every human being on the planet. There’s another reckless, unstable leader with his finger on the nuclear button, delivered to the planet a year ago by the flawed U.S. Democracy.

Donald Trump should be the poster boy of nuclear disarmament.

Robert Koehler, syndicated by PeaceVoice, is a Chicago award-winning journalist and editor.

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Warm and Wonderful Drinks for the Holidays

The end-of-the-year holidays are upon us.

This year, for some reason, the mad dash to New Year’s Eve feels like the end of days. Maybe it’s strain caused by the political clime, anxiety about North Korea’s newfound nuclear abilities, or just a general discomfort about the money I’m piddling away as I prepare for Christmas. Whatever it is, I find myself stressing — and drinking — a little more than normal.

One thing I won’t worry about is how to entertain this holiday season. And no, I’m not locking the front door and turning out the lights. Instead, I’m plugging in my trusty slow cooker, and filling it full of booze. I think it’s something Barbara Stanwyck might’ve done in the 1945 romantic comedy Christmas in Connecticut — in which the formidable actress portrays madcap journalist Elizabeth Lane, a single woman who masquerades as a Martha Stewart of the post-WWII era. Lane didn’t know her way around the kitchen, but she knew how to fake it well enough to have a ridiculously fun holiday. Slow cookers didn’t appear on the market until five years after Christmas in Connecticut debuted, but had they existed, Lane would’ve used one to keep her cocktails simmering.

Last week, my co-columnist Richard Murff offhandedly mentioned an Alabaman he knew who filled a coffee urn with a mixture of vodka and Red Hots and tried to pass it off as a holiday quaff — an Elizabeth Lane gaffe if I’ve ever heard one. I’m happy to report that for the rest of us, there are much more sophisticated slow cooker cocktail recipes available. They make entertaining much simpler, too — instead of mixing individual drinks, you can combine the ingredients beforehand and let them meld while you mingle with your party guests.

Last weekend, I got slightly buzzed on Southern Living‘s Orange Spiced Cider. The drink — a combination of apple cider and dark rum, spiced up with cinnamon sticks, cloves, allspice, nutmeg, an orange and ¼ cup brown sugar — takes a little prep work, but it will make your kitchen smell delicious. Boil everything but the rum in a pot on the stove, then strain and discard the solids. An hour or two before your guests arrive, pour the concoction into your slow cooker, add the rum, and let it simmer. Put out a ladle, some cinnamon sticks, and your best coffee mugs.

Over at Delish.com, I found a slow cooker recipe for a familiar party grog: that old favorite called mulled wine. This drink is made directly in the slow cooker — all you need is a bottle of red wine, apple cider, cranberry juice, sugar, cranberries and oranges, plus the usual spices: cinnamon sticks, cloves, and star anise. Cook on high for at least 30 minutes, and serve warm.

Cranberries, oranges, and cinnamon sticks also make a mean Hot Sangria. You’ll need two bottles of Rioja, a cup of brandy, peppercorns, and a few more ingredients to make your cocktails pop. Find the recipe — and some great serving ideas — at the website Inspired By Charm. Pro tip: Serve these drinks in clear glass mugs, if you have them. This is one beautiful drink!

For a lighter take on mulled wine, pour a bottle of Riesling, a few cups of apple cider, and ¼ cup honey into the slow cooker. Tie a knob of fresh ginger, some allspice, and a few cardamom pods into a piece of cheesecloth, and cook everything on low for 3 to 4 hours. Just before serving, stir in ½ cup of Calvados. Serve this Mulled Reisling Punch (the full recipe is available on Better Homes & Gardens‘ website, bgh.com) with a garnish of apple slice and a cinnamon stick.

There are also dozens of spiked hot cocoa recipes online that are suitable for the slow cooker. My favorite is a Baileys Irish Cream Hot Chocolate. You’ll want to start this recipe a few hours before serving. Just put 8 ounces of high-quality semi-sweet chocolate into the slow cooker, along with ½ cup each of unsweetened cocoa powder and sugar. Add a tablespoon of vanilla extract (I recommend Mexican vanilla for extra flavor), 1 cup of heavy cream, and 6 cups of milk. Cover and cook on high for 90 minutes, stirring every half-hour. Once everything has melted, add a cup of Baileys to the mix.

Serve with marshmallows or a dab of whipped cream. Sip, ideally, while you’re watching the family unwrap their presents on Christmas morning, or while you’re curled up on the couch watching a holiday classic — my favorites are Holiday Inn, The Man Who Came to Dinner, and, yes, Christmas in Connecticut. Thanks to the Baileys, and the effects of the slow cooker, this drink will warm you from the inside out, making for a very merry holiday.

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Shop Local Suburbs

This holiday season, we’re encouraging our readers to support local businesses by shopping right here at home.

Me & Mrs. Jones

This boutique and studio has everything you need for your home-related art projects — from paints and stains to stencils and brushes. Embracing local makers, the shop also features candles, jewelry, and more. A perfect gift for kids or adults is this Memphis Coloring Book ($20), designed by Rhodes alum Sarah Baumann. Visit Me & Mrs Jones at 2135 Merchant’s Row in Germantown, 2075 Madison #6 (studio), or mrsjonespaintedfinishes.com.

Whatever

Since 1971, Whatever has been a Memphis’ go-to for smoking accessories and unique gift items, like concert and music posters, tie-dye apparel, and hip home decor. Stop in to choose from the largest selection of incense in the city or pick up a cool T-shirt or tapestry, like this Indian Dark Star design (tapestries start at $22). Visit Whatever at 981 N. Germantown Parkway in Cordova, 555 S. Highland, 2027 Madison, or whatevershopmemphis.com.

More Than Words

With designer jewelry, home decor, and more, More Than Words offers gifts for everyone,. Art prints from local artist David Lynch highlight iconic people and places in our city — from eager customers at Gibson’s Donuts to the Beale Street Flippers on their namesake street. Tigers fans might enjoy this Tiger Town 2.0 print ($24.95). Visit More Than Words at 2123 West Street in Germantown or morethanwords.com.

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The City’s Two Confederate Statues Come Down

Minutes before Nathan Bedford Forrest’s statue was removed from Health Sciences Park

The city’s two Confederate statues were removed late Wednesday after the city sold the two Downtown parks in which they sat to a private entity.

Just hours before the statues came down, Mayor Jim Strickland tweeted that the sale of the parks to the non-profit Memphis Greenspace was complete.

The City’s Two Confederate Statues Come Down

Strickland said the Memphis City Council’s unanimous vote to remove the Confederate statues Wednesday evening was the final step that allowed the city to sell the parks.


The statues were able to be removed without violating state law, Strickland said because the law allows cities to sell land to a private entity and for private entities to remove items from its land.

Not even an hour after the vote, Memphis Police Officers were deployed to Memphis and Health Sciences Parks. Crime scene tape and more than 30 police cars bordered Health Sciences Park by 6:00 p.m.

Activists who have long supported removing the statues lined the yellow crime tape looking on in anticipation as chains and ropes were wrapped around the Forrest equestrian statue in preparation for its removal.

Finally, nearly three hours into the operation, Forrest was lifted from the cement block he sat on for over a century and placed on a truck to be stored in an undisclosed location.

Cheers and chants erupted from the crowd.

A little over an hour later, crews headed to the Jefferson Davis statue to repeat the process and just before 11:00 p.m, Davis was off of his base and into a truck as well.

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Here’s a portion of what Mayor Strickland said of Wednesday’s event:

“The statues no longer represent who we are as a modern, diverse city with momentum. As I told the Tennessee Historical Commission in October, our community wants to reserve places of reverence for those we honor.

Though the spotlight has been bright on this for a few months now, it’s worth remembering that this is another step of a years-long journey of which many Memphians have been a part….So I want you to hear me loud and clear: Though some of our city’s past is painful, we are all in charge of our city’s future. Black and white, young and old — every single one of us.

That’s the symbolism for which I want this day to be remembered.”

Responding to Wednesday’s events, Republican lawmakers in Nashville released a statement Thursday saying that the city’s actions violated the intent of the law.

“We are governed by the rule of law here in Tennessee and these actions are a clear infringement of this principle and set a dangerous precedence for our state,” the statement by House Majority Leader Glen Casada and House Republican caucus chairman Ryan Williams said. “We look forward to beginning this investigation and addressing this important constitutional issue as we prepare for the 2018 legislative session in Nashville.”



See Wednesday night’s full operation at Health Sciences Park on the Memphis Flyer’s Facebook. 

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Tigers 70, Siena 66

Let’s call it a pattern.

The Tigers improved their home record to a spotless 8-0 Wednesday night with their victory over the Saints of Siena. But for the fifth time at FedExForum, Memphis won after trailing at halftime by at least five points. Junior forward Raynere Thornton personified the win, getting his first start of the season in place of senior forward Jimario Rivers (who is suffering concussion symptoms after a head injury Saturday against Louisville). Thornton was a nonfactor in the first half, failing to so much as get off a shot. But after halftime, the Georgia native scored 13 points (3 of 4 from the field and 6 of 10 from the foul line). An eight-point Tiger deficit swung toward a four-point Tiger win.

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Tubby Smith

“No one wants to be in this situation,” said Tiger coach Tubby Smith, now accustomed to his team’s rocky starts. “We don’t coach to keep the game close.”

When asked what made the difference in his second half, Thornton seemed to deliver a half-joke: “Probably the baby powder. I couldn’t hold on to the ball in the first half.”

Freshman guard Jordan Horn — who entered the game averaging 2.6 points per game — came off the Siena bench and hit four of five three-point attempts in the first half to spearhead the Saints’ early march. He finished the contest eight of 12 from long distance and scored a game-high 24 points in 23 minutes.

The Saints became the sixth Tiger opponent this season to make at least 10 three-pointers, connecting on 14 of 30. “We’re not forcing people to put [the ball] on the floor,” said Smith. “Thank goodness we had Kyvon Davenport back there protecting the basket.” Davenport blocked four shots and scored 16 points for Memphis, his 10th game of the season with at least 10 in the scoring column. The junior’s dunk and ensuing free throw gave the Tigers a 65-62 lead with 2:19 left in the game. His two free throws with 17 seconds left clinched the victory after Horn had pulled the Saints within a point (67-66) with his final trey of the game.

“It was a relief to get this win,” said Smith. “Jordan Horn was unconscious tonight. He went to my basketball camp in Minnesota. I did too good a job of teaching him how to shoot.”

Smith was pleased with Thornton’s contribution, as well as freshman David Nickelberry‘s off the bench (seven points and six rebounds in 20 minutes). Junior point guard Jeremiah Martin tied Davenport with a team-high 16 points and Kareem Brewton scored 13 in 30 minutes off the bench.

“We were coming off a loss at Louisville, where we played bad,” noted Smith. “Maybe they thought they played good. That’s the challenge. We did some things well in New York [against the Cardinals], but we did some things poorly, and they showed up again today.”

While the Tigers struggled to guard the perimeter, they attacked the rim offensively, getting to the free throw line for 37 shots (they made 26). Siena, on the contrary, only took eight free throws (and made six). Smith insists this team will succeed only if it plays “inside out,” as perimeter shooting threats are a scarcity on the Tiger roster.

Now 8-3, Memphis will host Loyola-Maryland Saturday, with tipoff scheduled for 11 a.m.

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City Council Votes to Remove Confederate Statues

Nathan Bedford Forrest statue in Health Sciences Park

The Memphis City Council unanimously approved an ordinance Wednesday calling for the immediate removal of the city’s two Confederate statues of Nathan Bedford Forrest in Health Sciences Park and of Jefferson Davis in Memphis Park.

After a month of delay, the final vote came during a continuation of Tuesday’s council meeting.

Removing the statues has been a growing source of contention for some Memphians, a rallying point for activists, and a recurring topic of conversation for the city council.

Now, the council has given the city full authority to immediate take the statues down to sell or relocate.

In October, the Tennessee Historical Commission (THC) denied the city’s waiver request to remove and relocate the Forrest statue, and early last week the city filed a petition with the Davidson County Chancery Court to appeal that decision.

The administrative law court is set to decide on January 16 if Memphis needs a waiver from the THC to remove that statue and the one of Davis.


This story will be updated as more details become available.