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Ballet Memphis season opener

It’s been exactly a year since Ballet Memphis loaded out of its custom-built Cordova headquarters and into its sprawling new digs on Overton Square.

“It definitely feels like home,” Ballet Memphis’ Associate Artistic Director Steven McMahon says, emphasizing “definitely.” “We’re finding our rhythm,” he says. “We want people to feel like they can come in here, you know? A place they want to be. We designed this thing to break the idea dance is only ready when we tell you it is.”

one year in the new neighborhood.

And yet, as the new season opens, a new program of dance is ready for its close up. “That’s why we wanted to have this show about shelter,” McMahon says of the anniversary. “As a way to say this is where we take care of our work. This is where we take care of our students. This is where we take care of our patrons.”

A new work by Ballet Memphis’ Ballet Master, Brian McSween, takes a temporal approach to the concept of shelter and security. “He wants people to think about what shelter means in immediate time, as well as in the future,” McMahon says. “And also about the everlasting sense that you need a place to go to.” The season opener also revives Uri Sands meditative “Salve,” and Julia Adams’ myth-and-mushroom-inspired “Devil’s Fruit.”

“Everybody throws community around. Easy word to say,” McMahon says, describing a mature ensemble, in synch mentally and physically. “You can tell — especially in Uri Sand’s piece — this is all about togetherness.”

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2018 Outflix Film Festival

Outflix is more than a film festival: It is a celebration of community, says festival co-director Matt Barrett. “Here’s what it’s all about: Whoever you are, we want you to be able to see yourself onscreen. That’s my life. That’s me. I can relate to that.”

Barrett and co-director Kat King took over running the festival from Will Batts, the longtime director who moved to Houston last year. Under Batts’ leadership, the festival, which began as a fund-raiser for OUT Memphis (formerly known as the Memphis Gay and Lesbian Community Center), grew in prestige and size. Now, it is OUT Memphis’ primary outreach event. “When I came here, I was looking for community,” says King. “I found the center. I’d always been a big movie buff, and Outflix was the first program I found. That was my introduction to Will … Then, after a year of watching films, rating films, and helping put this whole thing together, Will looked at Matt and me and said, ‘Hey, do you want to run it next year?'”

Wild Nights With Emily, starring Molly Shannon (left) and Amy Seimetz, plays opening night at Outflix.

Of course, running a film festival that receives more than 350 entries a year is not as easy as it sounds. “To narrow it down to a week’s worth of films is nearly impossible. There are a ton of great films we didn’t use, just based on time and space available,” says Barrett.

King and Barrett found that it took the two of them, along with help from Out Memphis’ Director of Development Stephanie Reyes, to replace the work Batts was doing every year. “It is a part time job that we don’t get paid for,” says Barrett.

To give the festival a fresh start, King and Barrett said they put everything on the table. The restarted Outflix’s dormant Summer Series, showing LBGTQ films that were hits at past festivals, such as the groundbreaking comedy from the dawn of the digital era, Sordid Lives. “Especially for a gay Southern person, you look at this movie and say, ‘This is my life!'” says Barrett.

On August 21st, the traditional preview party was spiced up with Outflix’s first local shorts competition, which was won by writer Skyy Blair’s comedic directorial debut “Motions.”

On Friday, September 7th, the main festival will open as it traditionally does with a documentary and narrative feature. The 34th, directed by Linda Cullen and Vanessa Gildea, is a documentary 12 years in the making. It tells the story of Marriage Equality in Ireland, a group that fought to extend civil marriage rights to LBGTQ people, beginning in 2005 when plaintiffs Katherine Zappone and Ann Louise Gilligan sued to get their Canadian union recognized in the Emerald Isle.

The opening night narrative is Wild Nights With Emily, a historical dramedy in which director Madeleine Olnek tells the secret history of poet Emily Dickinson (Molly Shannon). Though people like Mabel Todd (Amy Seimetz), her sister-in-law who published her poems posthumously, called Dickinson a prudish spinster, Olnek reframes her heroine as a closeted lesbian doing her best to live a fulfilling life in stifling Victorian society. Shannon’s performance as the would-be libertine poet forced to wear a mask of chastity drew raves upon the film’s premiere at this year’s South By Southwest film festival.

The festival runs through the weekend and into the next week with 13 narrative features, five feature documentaries, and 32 shorts. King says its an exciting time for LBGTQ film. “People are starting to tell different stories in the community. There will always be space for a coming-out story or the teen story. But this year there are more unique storylines, and some that kept that thread, but told it differently.”

One such film is Saturday afternoon’s offering, Freelancers Anonymous, a comedy about balancing work and personal lives. “It’s a super cute movie about a lesbian couple who are taking the next steps in their life,” says King. “They’re planning for a wedding. At the same time, one of them quits their job and starts a freelancer’s group with a ragtag group of people who are all out of a job.”

On Tuesday, September 11th, Outflix will have its first all-Spanish-language Latinx night, beginning with a block of short films from as far away as Brazil and Costa Rica, and then Columbian director Ruth Caudeli’s Eve & Candela. “We’re trying to engage different parts of our community, especially since we just started a Latinx group at the center,” says Reyes.

King says it’s OUT Memphis’ goal to expand their community to all underrepresented LBGTQ groups, and the festival’s films reflect that push toward ever increasing diversity. “We’re showing a lot of diverse transgender movies and shorts. Moreso this year, I think we tried to connect the programming at Outflix with the programs at the center.”

Outflix 2018 runs from Friday, September 7th to Thursday, September 13th at the Malco Ridgeway Cinema Grille. For a full schedule, tickets, and passes, visit outflixfestival.org.

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“There Is No Line”: The Troubled State of Our Immigrant Community

Oscar spent his ninth birthday alone in a Florida detention center for immigrant minors, eating tortillas and ham. He’s been detained at the Homestead, Florida, shelter and separated from his dad, Kevin, since mid-May. His father is being kept at the Port Isabel Detention Center in Texas.

The pair left Honduras in early May, hoping eventually to join their relatives in Memphis — Elizabeth and Eber (a couple who wish to keep their family’s last name out of this story).

Elizabeth is Oscar’s aunt. She says Kevin’s and Oscar’s lives were in danger in Honduras. Kevin had been receiving death threats on his job as a taxi driver, and his son was starting to be recruited by gangs at school, a common occurrence in Honduras.

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U.S. border patrol

“So they left to have a better life,” Elizabeth says, adding that when Kevin and his son left their home country, they planned to seek asylum at the border. “They weren’t trying to come here illegally,” she says. “They planned to turn themselves in.”

According to Elizabeth and Eber’s attorney, Tatine Darker, this is a legal approach to seeking asylum.

“They cross the border and turn themselves in to immigration authority and say, ‘We want to apply for asylum.’ It’s too dangerous now to cross in the areas where you don’t get caught, especially with kids.”

Kevin and Oscar knew they would get caught, but they thought they would be released from detention after a couple of weeks, and then be allowed to present their asylum case in court, Elizabeth says.

Unfortunately, Oscar and his dad entered the country as the Trump administration was beginning to enforce its “zero-tolerance” policy, which required the prosecution of all individuals who illegally entered the United States. The policy had the effect of separating parents from their children, because parents were referred for prosecution and their children were placed in the custody of a sponsor — such as a relative or foster home — or held in a shelter.

Several thousand children were taken from their parents under this policy. Oscar was one of them. Elizabeth says Kevin and Oscar were immediately separated when they were apprehended by border patrol officers. “They didn’t get to say goodbye or anything.”

Elizabeth says they didn’t hear from either of her relatives for weeks, until they got a call from Oscar and a social worker. They were relieved, but the relief was fleeting. They thought Oscar would only be detained for 15 days, but days have turned into weeks and weeks have turned into months. And nine-year-old Oscar remains alone in a Florida detention center.

Darker says under a 1997 federal agreement, minors aren’t supposed to be detained for more than 20 days and that, in this case, they’ve “well-exceeded that.”

Elizabeth says their anxiety is compounded when they sometimes go weeks without hearing from Oscar, although, he’s allowed two phone calls per week. When he does call, he’s crying, Elizabeth says. “He doesn’t want to stay locked up there.” They’ve been told Oscar might be kept in detention until he can be reunited with his dad, who could have a court date coming up this month. But for now, Kevin and his son’s fates remain uncertain.

There is No Line

Many of the 12.1 million undocumented immigrants that the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) estimates lived in the U.S. as of 2014 have no legal basis for citizenship, says Jan Lentz, an attorney at Darker & Associates.

“There’s absolutely nothing they can do to fix their papers,” she says. “It’s not just that people are lazy or that they don’t want to. That’s a misconception. I’ve not met a single person who’s here and undocumented that wants to stay undocumented. But you can’t just jump from being undocumented to becoming a citizen. It’s a long process.”

Before applying for citizenship, generally one has to have been a Legal Permanent Resident or Green Card holder for at least five years. But, to be eligible for a Green Card, applicants have to meet specific criteria.

Legal immigration to the United States is largely limited to three categories: family, employment, and humanitarian protection, according to the American Immigration Council (AIC).

U.S. citizens and legal residents can petition to bring non-citizen family members, including spouses, children, siblings, and parents into the country. The U.S. Department of State awards a maximum of around 226,000 family-sponsored visas each year, according to United States Citizenship and Immigration Services.

The number of employment-based visas granted are limited to 140,000 each year. In order to be eligible for permanent employment visas, immigrants must have certain skills and meet educational requirements. Additionally, in most cases, applicants must have a job lined up here with a sponsoring employer. Most of the qualifying professions for permanent immigration require high levels of education, and applicants are prioritized based on their skills and work experience. Professions such as scientists, professors, and multinational executives are the top preference, the AIC reports.

Finally, U.S. law provides refugee or asylee status can be granted to people able to prove there is a “well-founded fear of persecution based on race, religion, membership in a particular social group, political opinion, or national origin.” Multiple screenings and court appearances are usually required in order to be granted asylum and admitted as a refugee.

The grounds for receiving asylee and refugee status are the same, but the procedures for each differ. A refugee applicant applies from outside the U.S. Those seeking asylum are already in the country — or like Oscar and Kevin, have just arrived at a U.S. port of entry. To be granted asylum under this process, applicants must prove in court that they meet the definition of a refugee.

Oscar and his dad are just two of thousands of immigrants who seek asylum in the U.S. each year. The most recent data from the DHS Office of Immigration Statistics shows that in 2016, 20,455 individuals were granted asylum. Congress, in conjunction with the president, sets the number of refugee admissions allowed each year. In 2018, President Donald Trump’s administration set the number at 45,000 — the lowest it’s been since the program began in 1980.

Martha Lopez, a local immigration specialist working through the international agency World Relief, says all of the processes to immigrate here legally take “a long time and a lot of documentation” and require having an income level above the poverty line, in some cases.

“Options are limited,” she says. “It’s almost impossible for people who are trying to get legal status and do things the right way from the very beginning,” Lopez says. “It could take four, five, sometimes 15 years to go through the process. It’s not as easy as it seems.”

One of the reasons the process is so lengthy is because of the limited number of visas the country gives each year, creating backlogs of applicants, who collectively wait decades, she says.

For example, the AIC notes that, as of May 2016, unmarried children of U.S. citizens must wait more than five years, and siblings of U.S. citizens wait more than 10 years to enter the country legally.

Lisa Sherman-Nikolaus

Lisa Sherman-Nikolaus, policy director for the Tennessee Immigrant and Refugee Rights Coalition (TIRRC), says the country’s current immigration system is broken and outdated. There hasn’t been immigration reform in decades, she says.

“For the vast majority of people currently living here without immigration status, there is no pathway to citizenship,” Sherman-Nikolaus says. “That will take an act of Congress. What’s more, the Trump administration is eroding the limited protections that do exist for some immigrant groups, making whole communities vulnerable to deportations by revoking their legal status.”

Sherman-Nikolaus says the current system doesn’t meet the demand of the country’s employers or the number of people who want to immigrate here for family reunification or better opportunities.

“Often you hear people say ‘Well, why don’t they just get in line?'” Sherman-Nikolaus says. “But there is no line. The reality is there is no pathway for them to enter the country legally or for those who are already here to adjust their status.”

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In the Community

Once in the U.S., the life of an immigrant can be very challenging, says Michael Phillips, director of the nonprofit, Su Casa Family Ministries. “It’s not easy to be an immigrant no matter what,” Phillips says. “Just learning a new system can be hard.”

That’s where Su Casa comes in, Phillips says. Formed in 2008, the organization strives to create a place where the immigrant community feels safe and is able to connect with others.

“Oftentimes, immigrants come from more familial and communal cultures,” Phillips says. “When they come to the States, not only have they literally left their family behind, but they feel lonely and disconnected. There is no sense of connectivity for them.”

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Su Casa offers two primary programs: early childhood care and adult English classes, which Phillips says are in high demand. A new semester of English classes kicked off last week, with 220 students enrolled and an additional 125 students on the wait-list. Phillips says it’s the largest wait-list ever.

Su Casa students come from 17 countries, including Venezuela, El Salvador, and Mexico. Some are documented. Some are not.

Phillips says the Spanish-speaking community now lives under “constant threat,” due to lack of clarity around their legal status. There is uncertainty as to how to proceed, depending on each immigrant’s situation, he says. “Whatever their situation is, you add in questions about legal status and ‘what’s going to happen if?’ It makes it more difficult for people to go to work, school, and have healthy and vibrant neighborhoods and communities,” Phillips says. “Everything is more complicated when you have a whole group of people concerned about how they’re going to be treated.”

People are scared to go to the police, Phillips says, recalling an incident involving an immigrant woman who was a victim of domestic abuse, but for fear of her partner getting deported, she didn’t report him to the police.

“That’s a worry that hangs over their heads,” Phillips says. “People are scared; people don’t call the police when crimes are happening, because they’re worried about the legal-status question. I’d like for it to be a less tumultuous environment for people to live in.”

Rondell Treviño the founder of the Immigration Project (a faith-based organization that works to help the immigrant community flourish) lives north of Summer in the Berclair area, which is probably the most immigrant-populated part of the city, he says.

Most of his neighbors are “always living on their toes and walking on eggshells,” he says. So much so that there is a text thread set up among his neighbors to alert each other when ICE is in the neighborhood.

“The reality is no one is sure of what will happen the next day,” Treviño says. “There were times, I’d hear that ICE officers are slowly driving around the neighborhood in the morning waiting for families to leave for work and school. There have been days when families have asked me for rides to church because they were scared to leave alone.”

“It’s wrong,” Treviño says. Most of the undocumented immigrants he knows have lived in the country for over a decade and “have done nothing wrong in the sense of making our neighborhoods feel unsafe,” he says. “The fact is the majority of immigrants are good people.

“I think it’s unfair that they look to detain undocumented immigrants who are good neighbors,” Treviño says. “They’re subjecting all immigrants to criminal treatment. They’re willing to detain anyone.” And once someone is detained, Treviño says, there is a chance that they might never see their family again.

When immigrants are picked up by ICE here, they’re detained “wherever there’s room,” sometimes here, but oftentimes in a facility in Jena, Louisiana, Treviño says. There, they await a court date, but oftentimes they don’t have money for an attorney, he adds.

“It’s almost automatic that, once you go through that process, that you’ll more than likely be deported,” Treviño says. “And then the rest of the family is left here by themselves. That’s a summary of what you usually see.”

Though Treviño says reports of ICE raids have been less frequent in his neighborhood, recently, “the fear is still lingering, because at any given moment, ICE can ramp up again, targeting those who can’t get right with the law because the law doesn’t allow it. It’s not a new phenomenon. These injustices aren’t new.”

Tennessee’s New “Mass Deportation” Law

Treviño, Phillips, and other leaders in the community anticipate the conditions for immigrants worsening in January, when a new bill, Tennessee HB2315, which requires law enforcement to cooperate with ICE, is set to go into effect.

The measure has been deemed a “mass-deportation” bill by many in the immigrant community. It would prohibit state and local governments from adopting sanctuary policies for undocumented immigrants, and authorize local law enforcement agencies to enforce federal immigration laws. 

“There’s this whole question of police cooperation,” Phillips says. “I’d like to know what their level of cooperation will be as it relates to what the state law says and what it doesn’t say. It’s going to come down to how willing leadership of law enforcement agencies are [to cooperate].”

Sherman-Nikolaus of the TIRRC says the legislation will only serve to further drive a wedge between local government and immigrant communities.

“By passing HB2315, the state government has given ICE the green light to commandeer our local government agencies to do the work of the federal government. When local government officials make it easier to deport residents, immigrant cooperation and trust is lost.”

Sherman-Nikolaus says the TIRRC will be working to minimize the impact of HB2315 and will monitor its implementation when it goes into effect in January.

Dreaming On

When U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced last year that the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program would be phased out, the future of around 800,000 undocumented young immigrants went into limbo. More than 8,000 of those DACA recipients reside in Tennessee, and 1,910 live in Memphis. Under DACA, recipients receive a work permit, a social security number, and protection from deportation.

“Over the last 6 years, DACA has been a lifeline, giving young immigrants who’ve grown up here protection from deportation and the opportunity to work,” Sherman-Nikolaus says.

DACA recipients continue to receive protection because of rulings in three different court cases that forced the Trump administration to reinstate DACA renewals. But Sherman-Nikolaus says, “any day now, we’re expecting the notorious court of Judge [Andrew] Hanen to issue a ruling that could bring an end to DACA renewals and put immigrant youth at risk.”

In May, Texas and several other states filed a lawsuit against the federal government in a U.S. District Court, challenging the creation of the DACA program. Sherman-Nikolaus says this is the same court that blocked the expansion of a similar program in 2015.

“Immigrant youth deserve a permanent solution and the opportunity to get on a pathway to citizenship,” Sherman-Nikolaus says. “That’s why we need a clean Dream Act — legislation that will grant young immigrants protection without putting their families or other communities at risk of deportation. This should be the first order of business for those we elect to Congress in November.”

It will likely be up to the U.S. Supreme Court to decide the future of DACA.

Meanwhile, the immigrant community lives in fear and doubt — and a nine-year-old boy awaits his fate in a Florida detention center. Editor’s note: Attorney Tatine Darker is married to Flyer editor, Bruce VanWyngarden.

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Memphis EDGE is in Flux

Last week saw the first meeting of a blue-ribbon local board charged with reviewing the current status of the Memphis area’s economic development in general and the efforts toward that end of EDGE (Economic Deveopment and Growth Engine) in particular.

EDGE was created some years ago as a joint city/county enterprise that could coordinate local efforts to solicit new business and industry and buttress those enterprises already here. The idea was to get beyond parochial approaches to development, as well as to stifle infighting and competition between local governments and between business groups.

Though EDGE would seem to have a diligent board and a competent staff, an aura of general dissatisfaction with its accomplishments has settled over the Greater Memphis economic community. Neighbor states and adjacent jurisdictions seem to be having their way with business and industrial newcomers and getting first dibs on many of them. There is brewing controversy over whether EDGE or the Chamber of Commerce should take the lead in selling the Memphis area.

Sentiment is growing on the Memphis City Council favoring the re-establishment of an independent Industrial Development Board, precisely the kind of would-be recruitment vehicle that EDGE was designed to supercede.

As always, various citizens grumble over what they see as over-reliance on PILOT (payment in lieu of taxes) arrangements, which, these critics contend, dissipate the tax base of local government and starve necessary human services of the funds they need. And, even as the role of EDGE in the scheme of things is under question, local governments’ dissatisfaction with the lack of control and even the amount of input available to them has grown.

As a case in point, the Shelby County Commission has considered of late various means of amending the lines of authority within the board, increasing the number and voting power within it of members from the commission and the city council, whose involvement has been more or less of the token variety. Most recently, a resolution to strip the overall oversight of the EDGE staff from the mayors of Memphis and Shelby County or to moderate their exclusivity, assigning significant oversight to the board, including matters of hiring and firing, was introduced. Though it was not acted upon before the commissioners elected four years ago had to yield to a newly elected commission, the proposal may surface again in some form.

Meanwhile, outgoing commission chair Heidi Shafer performed what can only be regarded as a public service by appointing the aforementioned task force to look into possible changes in the status of EDGE (or presumably a successor body). For the record, that task force consists of four returning members of the county commission — Willie Brooks, Van Turner, Reginald Milton, and Eddie Jones — and six inviduals of unquestioned capability in matters relating to the local economy — Ron Belz, Jack Sammons, Cary Vaughn, Calvin Anderson, Al Bright, Les Binkley, and Carolyn Hardy.

At their first meeting, the task force members resolved to consult extensively with other interested parties and to undertake the researches that will hopefully underpin necessary change. We wish them luck.

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Tours Planned to Consider National Street Redesign


Temporary street enhancements on National Street

Members of the Heights neighborhood are looking to redesign National Street, the two-mile road that runs through the neighborhood north of Summer.

National Street connects to the Wolf River Greenway to the north and the Hampline to the south. However, members of the community feel the street’s current design is not accommodating to the majority of users.

To address this, the plan is to create the Heights Line, a multi-use promenade, greenspace, and trail in the middle of the National Street. The goal is to make the street to safer, more attractive, and more functional.

As a part of the community’s ongoing efforts to gather feedback and suggestions for the street’s future, a walking tour of National Street is planned for Saturday, September, 8th from 2-4 p.m.

Beginning at the Heights Line Design Studio at 751 National Street, the tour will highlight locations along the street that would be impacted by the Heights Line. Participants will have the chance to offer feedback on the proposed designs and generate their own ideas.

Following the walking tour, there will be a group bike ride down the proposed Heights Line on Sunday, September 9th from 2-4 p.m. Riders will assess the bike-ability of the Heights Line route, and also have a chance to give feedback.

There’s also a survey on the proposed design available online.

The Heights Line project proposes a revamp of the street, making it more accessible to pedestrians, cyclists, transit riders, and motorists. Another goal of the redesign is to make the street safer by reducing the width of automobile lanes, encouraging slower speeds.The Heights Line will demonstrate that art, fun, and practicality can co-exist on National Street, according to the Heights Line website.

Last year from October to November, temporary enhancements were installed along the street to demonstrate the vision for a “people-focused” street. The four-lane street was narrowed into two lanes, and the median was widened. Planters and benches were then set up in the two center lanes.

The temporary installments were a sampling of what the community proposes for the entire street. The feedback period is slated to continue through the fall before any permanent changes are made to National Street.

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Memphis Pets of the Week (Sept. 6-12)

Each week, the Flyer will feature adoptable dogs and cats from Memphis Animal Services. All photos are credited to Memphis Pets Alive. More pictures can be found on the Memphis Pets Alive Facebook page.

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SideStreet’s Second Act — Pizza

SideStreet Burgers opened six years in the Old Towne section of Olive Branch. Chef/owner Jonathan Mah turned out delicious dishes — yummy fish tacos, imaginative burgers, over-the-top sandwiches — on the most rudimentary equipment.

Soon, he’ll be opening a second restaurant, devoted to pizza, inside the Mississippi Ale House. And, yes, he’ll be using the same equipment — convection ovens — for the new place.

Mah has been partnering with the Ale House for a while now. While he does most of his catering out of the kitchen there, he’s been hosting pop-ups too — tacos and pizza (in the old days of SideStreet, pizza was on the menu).

“I did it mostly for fun,” Mah says. “But also to see how the crowd takes it.”

The pizzas at Olive Branch Pizza Co. are turned up — BLT with arugula and his signature boom boom sauce and a mushroom pie with a lemon/thyme-infused olive oil dressing, for example. There’s a thin crust 10-inch and a 12-inch hand-tossed. Prices run from around $8 to $15.

Mah says he’s particularly adept at taking what’s on hand and making it better.

Mah also notes he’s not packing up from Olive Branch and taking the show to Memphis any time soon. He’s comfortable in OB. He sees the area he’s in like a mini Cooper-Young.

He says he plans to work both places. ” I will be both locations and focused on OB Pizza heavily until it is stable to run on its own,” he says. “Either way I’m footsteps away from both locations so I can be where we need the most help first.”

Mah says, ultimately, teaming up with the Ale House and serving pizza was a no-brainer. “You can’t go wrong with pizza and beer,” he says.

Tentative opening date is October 10th. Until then Olive Branch Pizza Co. will open most Wednesdays 4-9 p.m. and Fridays 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 4-9 p.m.

Olive Branch Pizza Co. is located at 9215 Hwy 178 in Olive Branch, Mississippi.

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Boozy Milk Shakes to Celebrate the End of Summer

“If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and my straw reaches across the room, I’ll end up drinking your milkshake.”

Disgraced New Mexico Senator Albert Fall uttered that line during congressional hearings about the Teapot Dome scandal in 1924 — and to be truthful, he was explaining the concept of oil field drainage. But his analogy was immortalized in Paul Thomas Anderson’s 2007 film, There Will Be Blood, and the lines have been seared in my brain forever since.

I love milkshakes. Especially alcoholic milkshakes, which, these days, are available in eateries and bars all around Memphis. I’ve gotten boozy on classic milkshakes at the Arcade Restaurant Downtown, and on 1,000-calorie S’mores- and Nutella-flavored concoctions at newer joints like Railgarten and Hopdoddy Burger Bar in Overton Square. And this Labor Day weekend, I’ll be celebrating the unofficial end of summer by using my trusty Waring blender to whip up my own.

There is no secret to making a good milkshake. Sure, you want to start with quality ingredients, but beyond that, you really can’t go wrong. Use a few scoops of ice cream per person, pour in a little milk and a few jiggers of liquor, and blend. Add in your “extras” — chopped candy bars, fruit, or syrup, and blend again. Pour into a tall glass, add a straw, and sip. If you want to get fancy, rim your drinking glasses beforehand with sugar, chocolate, or caramel syrup.

Most spiked milkshakes call for bourbon. On the website The Daily Meal, I found a recipe for Grandma’s Treat, a caramel and vanilla ice cream shake that includes an ounce of Maker’s Mark and a Skor candy bar garnish. On the same site, there’s also the deliciously sweet-and-salty Crunch Cassidy, a combination of dulce de leche ice cream, coffee ice cream, bourbon, and salted pretzel sticks.

In Saveur magazine, I found the Peanut Butter Bourbon Milkshake, which calls for 2 ounces bourbon,
½ ounce maple syrup, ¼ cup crunchy peanut butter, one cup of vanilla ice cream, and one cup of ice cubes.

Bourbon isn’t really my jam, but it goes down smooth in a frothy shake.

If rum’s your liquor of choice, try on the Sailor Jerry Simple Hard Milkshake for size. Just combine two parts spiced rum, two parts milk, one scoop of chocolate ice cream, and a handful of M&M’s. Blend it with a few pieces of ice, until its consistency is smooth and rich. Or swap out the chocolate ice cream for butter pecan and trade the candies for salted pecans. Add a little caramel sauce, and voila! You’ve got a Salted Rum Praline Milkshake.

Equally decadent: The vodka-based Boozy Strawberry Milkshake recipe I found at Shake Drink Repeat. While the original recipe calls for cake vodka (who knew that such a thing existed?), I used plain vodka and it tasted delicious. Honestly, after adding in vanilla ice cream, milk, frozen strawberries, and two cups of diced angel food cake, I couldn’t have told you what flavor of vodka I started with.

I also adore the White Russian Milkshake, also known as the Lebowski. This drink, found on Chowhound, eschews the milk entirely — just combine vodka, Kahlua, vanilla ice cream, and instant espresso powder. It evokes, of course, another cocktail-friendly movie, 1998’s The Big Lebowski.

The creamy flavor of Baileys Irish cream also makes the perfect foundation for a great milkshake. On a blogpost by the Chunky Chef, I found the Boozy Baileys Oreo Milkshake, which has superseded all challengers to become my all-time favorite. This drink calls for vanilla ice cream, Oreo cookies, Baileys, and vanilla vodka. Make it extra-fancy by rimming your drinking glass with chocolate syrup and jimmies before you blend your shake.

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Hunt Phelan House On Market for $3.5M

Hunt Phelan/Zillow

Wanna buy some Memphis history?

Get out your wallet, plunk $3.5 million on the barrelhead, and Beale Street’s Hunt Phelan House can be yours. The home’s current owners listed the property on Zillow about two weeks ago.

The house was built in 1828 and has now for years been used as an events space. It has five bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, more than 10,000 square feet, a fully-equipped restaurant and bar capable of serving up to 350 people, a 2,500 square-foot air-conditioned garage, 180-foot tented patio, and more, according to the home’s listing on Zillow.

The Hunt Phelan website says the home has hosted five Presidents but doesn’t say which ones. But the home is rich with history and was designed by Robert Mills, architect of the Washington Monument.

“Built between 1828-1832, the home was host to many well known Tennesseans such as President Andrew Jackson, Jefferson Davis, and General (Nathan Bedford) Forrest,” read’s the home’s website. “Confederate General Leonidas Polk planned the battle of Corinth in the home and General U.S. Grant later used the house as his headquarters where he devised the Vicksburg campaign.

“The home also served as a Union hospital. After the war, one of the first schools for freed slaves was built on the property by the Freedman’s Bureau.”

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Three Thoughts on Tiger Football

There was a time, not that long ago, when attendance at a Memphis Tiger football game could have been counted with a pair of binoculars and a tally sheet. Thankfully, tabulating a Liberty Bowl crowd is a bigger challenge today, third-year coach Mike Norvell’s team having grown into one of the most prolific scoring clubs in the country.
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But something was amiss at last Saturday’s season opener. Announced attendance was 33,697 which would mean a stadium with a capacity of 58,318 was 57 percent full. The crowd was larger than that, and by more than a tally sheet or two. At least 40,000 human beings were in the stands when Tony Pollard set up to receive the season’s opening kickoff. (Here’s a tip: Look at the back corners of each end zone. Let your eyes draw a line from those points to the edge of the stadium. If fans fill those seats, the crowd is larger than 40,000.) The counting glitch is pleasantly ironic, as the University of Memphis has had its problems of late — particularly on basketball nights at FedExForum — with inflated attendance numbers. Last weekend, you had a sizable crowd on hand to see an FCS visitor get turned inside out by halftime. It felt like the welcome-back party a Top 25 team deserves. So don’t believe that announced number. And expect attendance to grow as the temperature drops, conference foes come to town, and a star-studded Tiger team tries to, once again, attract Top 25 votes.

An FCS blowout is an analyst’s worst nightmare. What are we to take from the Tigers’ evisceration of Mercer? What a fearsome Tiger defense (174 yards allowed)!
What a diverse Tiger offense (eight offensive touchdowns scored by six different players)! Tom Brady plus Danny White equals Brady White (358 yards and five touchdowns in a single half)!

Throw all the highlights out as this Saturday’s Navy game approaches. Mercer looked like a team that will be gazing up at the rest of the Southern Conference come November. The Tigers played three quarterbacks, and not one of them hit the turf via sack. Conversely, the Tiger defense manhandled the Mercer offensive line, sacking the two Bear quarterbacks a combined four times and allowing merely 2.5 yards per carry when Mercer ran the ball. College football isn’t this easy, not at the American Athletic Conference level. I wonder how Norvell and his staff even utilize the game film to teach Tiger players for games to come. (“See how Calvin Austin ran around and past every last Bear defender on that 83-yard run? Do that, fellas. As often as you can.”) It’s great that Memphis is no longer on the wrong end of 66-14 blowouts. But if game film is nourishment for a football team, last Saturday’s opener is the equivalent of cotton candy. The pink kind.

• Navy’s triple-option attack is vexing. (Stick to your man, boys. Stray toward the ball and you’re doomed.) But the Midshipmen are giving as much as they’re taking if you count the 59 points Hawaii put up in their season-opening loss on the islands last weekend. Navy gained 326 yards on the ground . . . but allowed 436 through the air. (Cole McDonald completed 30 of 41 passes and tossed six touchdowns for the Rainbow Warriors.) The Tigers squeaked by Navy last season (30-27), a critical win on their way to the AAC West Division title. Can Memphis capture a win on just its second visit to Annapolis?

It may have been just one half, and he may have been carving up FCS fodder, but I’m a believer in Brady White. By some measures, he’s a rookie quarterback. By others, he’s starting his fourth season in and around FBS football. He looked poised both in the pocket and at the podium after Saturday’s win. California cool, you might say. (White hails from Newhall in the Golden State.) I don’t see him getting rattled at Navy, particularly if he watches and absorbs McDonald’s performance against the Midshipmen. Twice during last weekend’s press conference, White emphasized his duty to get the ball in the hands of the “studs” who make plays in blue and gray. With proper decision-making from White, the Tigers should still be undefeated this time next week.