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Age Before Duty

Did you see the latest Mitch McConnell moment last week? For the second time in recent weeks, the minority leader of the Senate just “froze,” seemingly unable to move or speak for almost 30 seconds after hearing a reporter’s question. An aide came forward, grasped his arm, and asked if he heard the question. McConnell mumbled, “Yes,” but continued to stand motionless for a bit longer.

The 81-year-old McConnell fell and suffered a concussion in March, and was subsequently away from his job for several weeks. The reoccurrence of a freeze moment renewed questions about his ability to continue to lead the Republicans in the Senate.

The New York Times interviewed two neurologists who viewed video of the incident and said it could have been a “mini-stroke” or “partial seizure.” A spokesperson for McConnell’s office did not share any further details about the incident, including whether or not the senator had seen a doctor. McConnell has continued to insist that he will run for reelection. Ironically, that was the very question that sent the senator into his second freeze.

There have been similarly troubling incidents with Senator Dianne Feinstein of California. Now 89, the senator missed 91 votes over the course of several months last winter and spring due to medical issues with shingles, facial paralysis, and encephalitis. She returned to the Senate in April, but appeared confused when questioned by reporters. “I haven’t been gone,” she said. “I’ve been here and voting.” Nope, sorry, Dianne. You’ve been gone. Feinstein, like McConnell, is insistent that she will finish her term, which ends in 2025.

If you watched or read any right-wing media, you’d quickly get the impression that President Joe Biden is in worse shape than either McConnell or Feinstein. There are countless memes and deceptively edited videos on social media and conservative cable channels that show the 80-year-old Biden as a gibbering, dementia-ridden geezer. Fox News hosts ride this horse on a daily basis: Biden is too mentally incompetent to be president. We can expect this drumbeat to only get louder as we enter the election year of 2024.

Judging from the unedited videos I’ve watched of Biden speaking in impromptu situations in recent weeks, he does not appear to be mentally impaired. He talks in complete sentences and seems to have a grasp on the issues he’s discussing. He misspeaks occasionally, but the man does have a lifelong stuttering problem. His probable opponent for the presidency, Donald Trump, is only two-and-a-half years younger and is himself no stranger to verbal gaffes.

For the record, I don’t think we’re sending our best people for this job. It’s like we have two old guys climbing rickety ladders to a third-story window and voters are hoping their guy doesn’t fall off first. I think the Democrats’ old guy is by far the saner choice, but making long-term plans with people at these candidates’ ages is fraught with peril. Just ask Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Oops. Sorry. Maybe ask Feinstein or McConnell? Oh, wait, never mind.

And don’t talk to me about the supposed third-party candidates. Robert Kennedy Jr.? Loon. Cornel West? Loon. Who else you got? Tulsi Gabbard? Loon. None of them have a chance to do anything other than possibly throw the election into chaos. And we already have a pretty good shot at that happening with just two candidates. 

Trump polls as the most-disliked politician in America, blathers like a narcissistic fool, and is built like a pierogi — not exactly the picture of mental or physical health. But his base doesn’t care what he says or does or looks like. Trump could freeze in the middle of Fifth Avenue for an hour and it wouldn’t matter.

Biden has good cases to make on the economy, unemployment, prescription drugs, infrastructure, abortion rights, LGBTQ issues, and the environment. His policies are in line with the majority of voters, according to most polls. But even so, all it will take is one McConnell-like moment for the president and the hounds of hell will be unleashed, the news filled with “Is Joe Biden too old?” stories. At that point, the Democrats can release all the Bikin’ Biden videos in the world and it won’t dispel the fact that he’s 80 and looks his age. It’s going to be an interesting year, I’m afraid. 

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News The Fly-By

MEMernet: Nextdoor Thefts, Starfield Leaker, and Tiger Time

Memphis on the internet.

Thefts on Nextdoor

Cathy Allen’s security cameras caught the person on the right brazenly walk to her Midtown porch last week, steal a wreath hanging from her door, and calmly walk away. Mary Helen Randall reported on Nextdoor that someone stole an “enormous potted plant” from her porch in a theft that seemed planned. 

Jordan Stallings said someone busted their car window to “destroy my car and steal my half-empty bottles of Bath & Body Works perfume.” Rachel Harrison said her car window was busted for “a work backpack with chargers, umbrella, and deodorant.”

“I don’t even know what to do,” she wrote on Nextdoor. “It’s almost pointless to report to the police because they cannot do anything.”

Starfield Leaker

Posted to Facebook by Ashenslinky

A Memphis man was arrested last week for allegedly stealing and trying to resell copies of Bethesda’s open-world, sci-fi epic Starfield video game before its official launch, according to gaming site Kotaku.

Darin Harris allegedly uploaded videos of gameplay and of himself shipping copies of the game at a local FedEx store. (H/t to u/THE_YoStabbaStabba on Reddit.)

Tiger Time

Posted to YouTube by Memphis Zoo

The Memphis Zoo’s two new tiger cubs, Nakal and Suci, took their first steps into their exhibit last week. The YouTube video is worth a look. 

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Film Features Film/TV

Bottoms

The best thing about Emma Seligman’s 2020 film Shiva Baby is the intimate connection between director and lead actor. Rachel Sennott’s Danielle is a college senior facing adult life by making a bunch of questionable choices, like the secret sugar daddy whom she uses for financial support instead of getting a job. Shiva Baby is one of those rare films that earns the “dramedy” moniker. Yes, it’s an extraordinarily well-done cringe comedy, but you actually end up caring about what happens to these (admittedly obnoxious) people. 

Seligman and Sennott re-teamed for Bottoms, a completely different kind of comedy that hints at a deep well of potential for this duo. This time, Sennott stars as PJ, a would-be Ferris Bueller at Rockbridge Falls High School. The problem, as she and her best friend Josie (Ayo Edebiri) express it, is that they’re not the talented, charming kind of gay kids, but rather the sarcastic and abrasive kind. Sure, the Gen Z high schoolers are not nearly as uptight about sexual orientation as they were when John Hughes was making his teenage dramedies, but that doesn’t help PJ or Josie get laid. Nor does it help that they set their sights impossibly high. No matter what gender they are, losers of PJ and Josie’s caliber have no shot with the pair of cheerleaders as radiantly perfect as Isabel (Havana Rose Liu) and Brittany (Kaia Gerber). Josie’s plan is to patiently wait until their 20th high school reunion and hope Isabel has been ground down enough by life to settle for her. 

PJ convinces her that the long game is not viable, so they go to the school’s opening weekend carnival determined to shoot their shot. It’s an unmitigated, but incredibly funny, disaster. Josie’s opening lines include “I like all the holes in your pants” and “Oh look, you’re skinny, too!” 

As they’re leaving in humiliated defeat, they witness a parking lot fight between Isabel and her quarterback boyfriend Jeff (Nicholas Galitzine). When they offer Isabel a safe ride home, Jeff tries to stop them from driving away, and flops at the slightest contact between the bumper and his precious QB knee. His teammates (who always dress in full football pads and uniform) rush to his aid. The approaching homecoming game against arch rival school Huntington High means this delicate flower must be protected at all cost. As rumors spread that PJ and Josie spent the summer in juvie, they are called into the principal’s office (Wayne Péré, deliciously slimy). Frantically BS-ing to keep from getting expelled, Josie claims their altercation with Jeff was part of a women’s self-defense club. As their infamy spreads, PJ sees an opportunity. They’ll start a fight club, get the cheerleaders involved, then, hopefully, nature will take its course. 

Bottoms stars Shiva Baby’s Rachel Sennott and The Bear’s Ayo Edebiri as teenage fight club leaders looking to get laid. What could go wrong?

It is, of course, a terrible plan, but that doesn’t stop their burly coach-turned-social studies teacher Mr. G (NFL legend Marshawn Lynch) from signing on as faculty sponsor. PJ’s attempt to become high school Tyler Durden are hilariously pathetic — and made even more hilarious by the fact that they actually work in attracting not only their fellow losers like Hazel (Ruby Cruz), but also Isabel and Brittany. 

Sennott and Edebiri are on fire in Bottoms. Josie is the mistress of the rapid, spiraling meltdown. Sennott slowly reveals the desperation lurking below the surface of PJ’s cynical bravado. Fight Club, David Fincher’s classic of male fin de siècle ennui, has long been ripe for a good skewering. Seligman and Sennott gleefully subvert Brad Pitt’s famous speech to the new recruits; the first rule of this fight club is “be punctual.” But the camaraderie of violence works just the same for awkward high school girls as it does for disaffected office workers. As PJ and Josie get lost in “body contact exercises” with the cheerleaders, the group drifts into low-level terrorism. In true Heathers fashion, the adults are so clueless and self-involved that they paper over every new, absurd event. 

Seligman’s direction is razor-sharp. Even as she’s hanging Fincher’s pretensions out to dry, she learns from his strengths. There’s no lazy, flat comedy lighting here, and her image composition belie a Kubrickian precision. She honed her lead duo to perfection but didn’t neglect her supporting characters — who knew Marshawn Lynch had such great comic timing? Bottoms is the best high school comedy since Booksmart, and, for my money, an instant classic. 

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Letter From The Editor Opinion

(We Can’t Imagine) A World Without Internet

Bank accounts, investment funds, appointments, bill pay, concert tickets, emails, streaming entertainment, home security systems, Uber rides, air travel — these are just a handful of things much of society manages today via the internet. So what happens if a site crashes, an app malfunctions, or the net goes down?

Some of you may have noticed that in our little corner of the World Wide Web, the Flyer site went kaput for a couple of days last week. On the backend, where we upload stories for online publishing, our team was welcomed with a “critical error” message, alternated with a “502 Bad Gateway.” Visitors to memphisflyer.com — or anyone clicking previously active links shared out on social media — found a mostly blank white screen with “internal error” in small letters across the top. For our editorial staff, not being information technology specialists in the least, these error messages were quite alarming. While we do produce a print product, we rely on the web to get fresh content — not found in the weekly hard copies — out to our readers throughout the week between the printed issues. Attempts to log on were fruitless, and we sat with hands tied, plugging away at interviews and stories in the meantime, until our IT gurus worked their troubleshooting magic behind the scenes to sort out the problem. It did get sorted, and all is well. But what was merely a blip in the big picture left me with lingering concerns — and not just about memphisflyer.com. 

The world has been digitized. We can — and do — purchase just about everything we need online. Our savings accounts are simply numbers on a screen when we sign in to our banking institutions’ websites or apps. Many businesses — from fast food to music venues to transit and much in between — have gone (or are going) cashless, meaning you need a card, connected to an account managed almost solely online. We read books online via electronic devices. Scan QR codes to gain entry into events. Navigate trips with pleasant automated voices telling us which way to turn. Post happy birthdays to Facebook. Order food and grocery deliveries. We effectively make entire transactions with the little black rectangles in our hands, via the internet. No check books, no paper tickets, no maps. We only need the invisible, inexplicable (to most) connection to the World Wide Web to complete a myriad of tasks. 

While researching for this column, I had no fewer than 10 tabs open to various pages — our work Slack channel, my Gmail account, the Google document in which I originally typed this text, the Flyer site, our website management hub, and several pages linked to stories that appeared with a search on this topic. This will age me, but I’m sure some of you can relate: I remember when researching for a school paper or college essay required a visit to the library or the scouring of a physical Encyclopedia Britannica set. (Did you know the final 32-volume printed edition was published in 2010? It now exclusively exists as an online encyclopedia.) Working on a short deadline with the Labor Day holiday, I’d have had to start my research much sooner, digging for relevant magazine articles, academic journals, and the like if I wanted to include any concrete stats or legitimate references. 

So, yes, the internet has allowed us the convenience of unlimited information — and access to literally anything — at our fingertips. But with some cost. We no longer have to retain information (or work very hard to get it). What film do I recognize that actor from? Google it. How long does it take to drive from Memphis to Fargo, North Dakota? Google it. Do turtles have a sense of smell? Hey, Google … And we’d be pretty screwed if our work disappeared into the internet ether or the numbers in our bank accounts were no longer accessible. 

According to statista.com, “As of April 2023, there were 5.18 billion internet users worldwide, which amounted to 64.6 percent of the global population.” 

A March 2021 Pew Research Center story, “About three-in-ten U.S. adults say they are ‘almost constantly’ online,” dives into our inadvertent reliance, noting two years ago that 85 percent of Americans “say they go online on a daily basis.” 

And people were skeptical about this many years before it took such a firm hold. A Kalamazoo Gazette staffer explored the topic on mlive.com in 2010 with “Are people too dependent on the Internet?” A Teen Ink contributor answered (sort of) in 2013 with “WE ARE TOO DEPENDENT ON THE INTERNET.” 

While I’m not a fan of all-caps, I think the then-teen writer wanted to make their stance clear. And, for better or worse, they weren’t wrong.

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Court Promises Swift Ruling on Tennessee Ban on Gender-Affirming Care for Minors

A federal appeals court has promised a swift decision in a legal challenge to Tennessee’s ban on gender-affirming healthcare for minors.

At issue during Friday’s oral arguments, held before a three-judge panel of the Sixth Circuit Court of Appeals: whether to set aside a lower court’s temporary block of the law.

The appeals court has already intervened once, on an emergency basis, allowing Tennessee’s law to take effect until they could hear arguments in the case. The intervention, in July, marked the the first time a federal court allowed a ban on gender-affirming care to take effect in the country. Other federal courts have blocked such bans, finding they violated the Equal Protection Clause, Due Process Clause, and First Amendment.

Addressing the court on Friday, Chase Strangio, deputy director for transgender justice at the ACLU’s LGBTQ & HIV Project, argued the law discriminates on the basis of sex. The U.S. government has also intervened in the case on behalf of the Tennessee plaintiffs, who include children receiving gender-affirming care and their parents.

Federal court temporarily halts Tennessee ban on transgender care for minors

Clark L. Hildabrand. deputy chief of staff and senior counsel for the Tennessee Attorney General argued the courts should defer to the legislature.

The court on Friday heard a nearly-identical challenge to a ban on gender-affirming care for minors in Kentucky.

Chief Judge Jeffrey Sutton, an appointee of former President George W. Bush, acknowledged he struggled with both cases. Sutton authored the July decision allowing Tennessee’s ban to go into effect.

“I think we have to come to grips with the larger picture — at age 18, this all goes away,” he said. Sutton said he was struck by arguments that withholding treatment for minors can subject them to harm.

“I think this is your strongest argument,” he said, adding that compassion is also needed for those who may later regret receiving care. “I feel like there’s compassion in both directions.”

Tennessee Lookout is part of States Newsroom, a network of news bureaus supported by grants and a coalition of donors as a 501c(3) public charity. Tennessee Lookout maintains editorial independence. Contact Editor Holly McCall for questions: info@tennesseelookout.com. Follow Tennessee Lookout on Facebook and Twitter.

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Music Video Monday (On Tuesday): “Hottest Day EVER!” by Akion Kat

In a first for Music Video Monday, Akion Kat’s “Hottest Day Ever” video comes with a “Context” message from YouTube. “Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperature and weather patterns, mainly caused by human activities, especially the burning of fossil fuels.” Indeed, July 2023 was the hottest month on record.

Giving the rock-and-roll weather report is Akion Kat maestro and friend of Music Video Monday Paul Garner. (Their new album Transgress! is now available on Bandcamp.) He repurposes The Sex Pistols’ most famous refrain “No future for you!” for the sweltering twenty-first century. Enjoy!

If you would like to see your music video appear on Music Video Monday, email cmccoy@memphisflyer.com.

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Sports Tiger Blue

Tigers Undefeated! (and Uncertain)

The case could be made that the greatest day in the history of the Memphis Tiger football program was November 2, 2019. With ESPN’s College GameDay crew on Beale Street that morning, and the Liberty Bowl packed to its rim that night, the Tigers beat SMU, 54-48, on their way to an American Athletic Conference championship and a berth in the prestigious Cotton Bowl. 

With memories of that night still alive in these parts, it was painful to learn last week that SMU — and not Memphis — will depart the AAC for the more renowned (and more lucrative) Atlantic Coast Conference. Already with this year’s departures (Cincinnati, Houston, and UCF), the AAC has become a collection of nerds in shoulder pads, without a date to the prom. Memphis is among those nerds, with what appears like less and less hope for a dance partner anytime soon.

Under this atmospheric gloom arrived the Tigers’ 2023 season Saturday night at what’s now called Simmons Bank Liberty Stadium. And on the opposite sideline to face the Tigers? Bethune-Cookman, an overmatched FCS opponent that couldn’t stir excitement beyond a tank of gas from the Wildcats’ campus in Daytona Beach. Memphis, as expected, dominated the glorified exhibition game. Final score: 56-14. Somehow, the Wildcats pulled off the play of the game, the first-quarter block/interception of a Seth Henigan pass by Amarie Jones that the lineman returned 69 yards for a touchdown. It was scintillating, even as it closed the Tiger lead to just three points (10-7). From that point, though, it was entirely Memphis. The Tigers racked up 551 yards of offense and held Bethune-Cookman to 91 (only 39 via pass).

Memphis players enjoyed some early season stat-padding. Junior quarterback Henigan completed 27 of 36 passes for 334 yards and a pair of touchdowns. (He also tossed two interceptions, including the Jones pick-six.) Sutton Smith ran for 115 yards on 18 carries and scored two touchdowns, complementing Blake Watson’s three-TD performance (75 yards on 10 carries). Eight different Tigers caught Henigan passes and eight different Tigers made at least two solo tackles on defense. It was the kind of game that accentuates hope for the 11 regular-season contests that remain. The kind of game that suggests these Tigers might be better than the six-loss teams of 2022 and 2021.

As I looked at the half-filled stadium, though, I kept thinking of SMU, and the 58,325 people who made that night in November 2019 unforgettable in the Mid-South. (It remains the largest home crowd to watch the Tigers play an opponent other than Ole Miss or Tennessee.) If anything, the 26,632 fans who purchased tickets for The Bethune-Cookman Game should be saluted for their devotion to the cause of Memphis football. It’s easy to fork over your cash for the kind of clash that attracts College GameDay. To watch the first meeting between Memphis and an FCS bunch from Florida’s east coast? That requires blue and gray in the blood.

The Tigers will hop a bus to Jonesboro later this week and face Arkansas State Saturday. (The Red Wolves aim to recover from a 73-0 undressing at Oklahoma.) Then comes a short week and a Thursday-night home tilt against Navy to open AAC play. Never have those AAC games felt more important to the Memphis program. Still on the outside of that dance hall, the Tigers simply must contend — annually — for a conference title, as long as they remain in a second-tier league like the AAC. There’s too much other football — the SEC is expanding — to distract the casual fan. It’s too easy to make one’s den the “GameDay” venue. Memphis enjoyed a convincing win to open an important season for its program. The hard truth: Every week this season will demand more convincing.

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Music Record Reviews

Turnstyles: Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!

While it seems surreal, the best way to imagine this year’s album by the Turnstyles, Turnstyles 2, released locally by Black & Wyatt Records and by Head Perfume Records in Dresden, Germany, is a bicycle built for two towing a garage behind it.

Technically, the band Turnstyles may not record in a garage, or even rehearse in one. But such details matter little when such oil-stained grease monkey habitats so clearly inspire the sound of this duo, composed of drummer/singer Graham Winchester and guitarist/singer Seth Moody (both of whom play in Jack Oblivian & the Sheiks, among many other bands). One can safely assume they both get under the hood, for this is a record as raw and scrappy as a hubcap full of bolts, loud as a glasspack muffler revving up in a closed shop.

Mostly, though, this garage is a place of freedom. One can try anything, and you can be sure that Turnstyles do. Sure, you can call it Maximum R&B one minute if they’re channeling The Who in their earliest incarnation, but just wait a song or two and soon they’ll be doing their best Everly Brothers-on-amphetamines act with “So Sad (To Watch Good Love Go Bad),” an angular guitar riff right out of early Eno on “Over You,” or an especially dark take on surf music, as in “Suicide Surf Break” or “Dead Surfer.”

In the end, those latter songs are telling, for surf rock is at the heart of what this guitar-and-drums duo does (other titles on the LP include “Celebrity Surf Day” and “Sex Wax”). It helps that both Winchester and Moody sing, and can even carry off some sub-Everly Brothers but nonetheless ragged-but-right harmonies when they want to. That, combined with the duo’s ear for arrangements and penchant for experimentation, helps to keep things interesting. Even if some of these tunes are pop or punk, there’s a surfer’s heart beating at their center.

“It’s a city park in the depths of dark/It’s a shopping mall in the bathroom stall/It’s a petting zoo, eating barbecue,” they sing in the pop-infused “Twilight Side Boy,” shouting scenarios in rapid-fire succession by way of venting about some rejection. And while their attitude is pure punk at such moments, both singers’ dispositions belie even their toughest lyrical spitting, for this music exudes the playfulness of two kids in a candy store.

Even when Winchester adopts the perspective of a vampire, on the album’s lead track, it’s with such a sense of abandon (the music slamming like The Jam) and roller-coaster-level fun that it’s a world away from David Bowie, Nick Cave, or any goth wannabes. Like the group’s debut, reviewed here in 2020, Turnstyles 2 is an up album even more so, considering that this is a double platter package, with 27 of the 30 tracks clocking in at three minutes or less, and some of those even under two.

This sense of abandon makes Turnstyles one of the most exciting live bands in the city now. Their sheer energy (and stamina) proves irresistible to most crowds. And soon they’ll be taking their patented sound across the ocean to Europe, right after they play their “Turnstyles Europe[an] Tour Sendoff Show” at Bar DKDC on Saturday, September 2nd, at 9 p.m. Catch these wonder twins before they go viral if you can.

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Layoffs Hit Memphis Zoo Amid “Budgetary Constraints”

Layoffs at the Memphis Zoo have come amid “budgetary constraints” in decisions “not easy to make.”

An email shared with the Memphis Flyer shows news of layoffs went out to some employees Thursday from the zoo’s human resources director Steven G. Rodriguez. The valediction of the email reads “very respectfully.” An image below that and Rodriguez’s signature shows giraffes munching leaves and “#BESTDAYEVERRR!”

Credit: Memphis Zoo via Facebook

Amanda Moses, public relations and communications manager for the zoo, would not confirm whether or not the email was an example of one sent to employees who were laid off. Instead, Moses sent this statement from the zoo attributed to Memphis Zoo leadership. 

“The recent move was the result of a comprehensive reorganization of our education department,” reads the statement. “We reduced the part-time component of our exhibit guide program and reorganized our animal interpretive team to be more effective and efficient as we focus on guest experience while being fiscally responsible. 

“Our organization remains deeply committed to our mission of conservation, education, and animal welfare. We believe that the changes enable us to continue delivering outstanding experiences to our visitors while ensuring the long-term sustainability of our institution.”

Moses would not say how many were laid off, nor would she answer any questions around “budgetary constraints.” When asked for these details, Moses said only, ”Memphis Zoo stands by the previous statement.” When asked to provide the zoo’s recent (last three years) nonprofit tax information, Moses said, ”I cannot facilitate this request, the information you’re requesting is public record and can be found via an internet search.” 

The email to employees, allegedly from Rodriguez, sheds only a little more light on the situation. 

“The Memphis Zoo has been facing many challenges in the last few years that have forced us to closely examine how we model our business,” reads the email shared with the Flyer. “Budgetary constraints and other business considerations require that the Memphis Zoo eliminate certain positions within our current team. 

“Unfortunately, your position is one of the positions selected for elimination. This decision was not easy to make and we realize the impact it can have on you and your fellow team members.”

The zoo’s finances have been erratic from 2017 to 2021, according to tax documents. Three of those years ended with losses, including a $5 million loss in 2021. Gains were made in 2018, of a modest $374,235 and again in 2020, in which the zoo cleared about $10.5 million. 

Employee counts have risen from 361 in 2018 to 593 in 2021. 

As expected, the zoo’s salaries have expanded in those years from $8.3 million in 2017 to $13.5 million in 2021.  

During these times, C-suite employees made the most money. CEO Chuck Brady made $275,846 in a total compensation package in 2018. CEO James Dean made $204,396 in total compensation in 2019. In 2020, Dean made $323,543 and zoo CFO Mary Ann Biel made $92,866 in total compensation. 

The government mandates that only salaries of nonprofit employees paid above a certain threshold be reported on tax documents. In 2021, the zoo reported five. Dean made $323,543 as president and CEO; Matt Thompson, also listed as president and CEO, made $179,427; Chief Development Officer Michelle Correia made $117,843; Biel made $128,835 as CFO; and Chief Marketing Officer Nicholas Harmeier made $108,669.   

As for those employees recently laid off, they will be given “top priority” to interview for other positions now open at the zoo. If they choose to apply for another job later, the zoo will make them “eligible for re-hire.”

”The Memphis Zoo does not take this decision lightly and will work with those affected to alleviate the adverse impact that this may have on you,” reads the email from Rodriguez.

Those laid off were also instructed to return their uniforms, keys, and other zoo property.