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MEMernet: Top Comment, Radical, and Training in Memphis

J.D. Vance pines for Slider Inn, a reasonable comment (for once), and a comedian laughs at violent crime.

Memphis on the internet.

Top Comment

The Spectator Index asked X users their opinion on J.D. Vance. 

“Looks like he wants to go to Slider Inn but thinks the neighborhood is too violent,” wrote @gorgeousbrains.   

Radical

On news of a massive glow-up at Memphis International Airport, Facebook user John Leininger proved radically reasonable in the Digital Age. 

“The terminal really does need a facelift for sure,” he said, “but so glad it’s been functional and dependable all these years.” Wow.  

Training in Memphis

Posted to Instagram by @jacksonmaness

Comedian Jackson Maness posted two videos to Instagram showing how to train for both sides of violent crime in Memphis. 

“Don’t shoot,” he says, raising a barbell to show his hands like a victim. “Please. I have a family. Here’s my wallet. Take my keys, too.” 

Training like a criminal, he uses a stretch band for his trigger finger. He then uses a kettle bell and draws it like a gun and yells, “Stop, bitch!”