If you re a John Grisham fan, you can meet him today and have him sign a copy of his new book, The Summons, starting at noon at Burke s Book Store. Later, it s the Gabe & Amy Show at Murphy s. And now I must go far, far away. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can see to it that Noelle Bush gets the kind of help she needs some pills I m sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and get my FREE WINONA bumper-sticker people to make some for the poor governor s daughter.
—T.S.
