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ACTION! (AND HOW TO GET SOME)

While perusing the Nerve.com personals, we discovered what might turn out to be a marvelous job for local thespians or, at the very worst, an opportunity to enjoy a nice cappuccino and an hour or so of stilted conversation about “cool tunes” and “favorite colors” and the like. An industrious 32-year-old Mid-Southerner going by the hip handle of “memphis_wryter” and who claims to be interested in friendship and dating as well as a serious relationship and possibly play has placed the following ad:

“This isn’t really a personals ad,” he coyly begins. “I’m single and straight, but right now, I’m mainly looking for actors and actresses for mine and my partner in Blind Mama Productions’ first short film, a suspenseful comedy to be shot this summer on digital.” All we can say to that is “Wah-chick-a-wah-chick-a-wah-wah, YEAH!”