Richard Johnston at the Flying Saucer and now I have to board mine and get the hell off this planet. As always, I really couldn t care less what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can finance my new George W. Bush computer, with a colon key that works fine but has no spelling or grammar check, I m sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dive and go see if there s a human waste facility at Shelby Farms yet. And I mean that in a residential way.
—T.S.
