During a recent trip to the library (yes, we do go to those places from time to time), we picked up — okay, stole — a lovely bookmark that had been left on a table. It was a pretty thing, purple and glittery, and carried an inspirational message: “Life’s Guarantee — Expand your mind and life will never be the same.” Such a thought-provoking concept apparently worked with the previous user of this bookmark, who had scribbed across one end of it, “Rock my ass sensitive-style…and my [CENSORED] too!”
Now, wouldn’t that make a lovely Hallmark card?