Aerosmith is at The Pyramid tonight and it just doesn t matter what else is going on. As always, I really don t care what you this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can tell me what the plural of the mouse is when referring to the computer gadget (this has been driving me crazy), I m sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to go give more thanks. I forgot all about Winona Ryder not having to do any time.
—T.S.
