The Memphis Grizzlies take on Phoenix tonight at The Pyramid, and that, as
they say, is that. As always, I really don’t care what you do, because I don’t even
know you. And unless you can get Dr. Gott to answer some more letters from his
readers about rectal irregularities, I’m sure I
don’t want to meet you. Besides, it’s time for me to blow this dump and go clean out a
closet for the hate mail that’s sure to be
coming in. Now go in peace.
—T.S.
