Go down tonight, 4:30-9:30, and check out the Butler Street Bazaar in the South Main Arts District, with live music, a farmer s market, and vendors selling arts and crafts, jewelry, and more. And that, as they say, is that. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can explain the toilet flushing charge on the cell phone bill to ease my friend s pain, I feel sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, I have to blow this dump and go find out more about the 220-pound shoe murderer. A size 12? Are we sure this is a real woman?
— T.S.
