I am old don t really know what this is but anything called a Supa-Phat King Kong Ultra Mega Blowout Pre-Party at the Full Moon Club sounds pretty hoppin. And there you have it. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can put a device in my television that filters out Haley Barbour/Ronnie Musgrove commercials and replaces them with scenes from bad horror movies, I feel sure that I don t want to meet you. Besides it s time for me to blow this dump and go back to gossiplist.com. I am just dying to see what they have to say about the Bush daughters.
— T.S.
