Let s hear it one more time for the Memphis Grizzlies, playing Portland tonight. And there you have it. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can tell Gentle Reader that she has been brainwashed and if she really wants to be disgusted she should hold a dying Iraqi toddler whose arms have been blown off because of her president s war, then I feel certain I don t want to meet you. Besides, it is time for me to exit this maggot ranch and go get that dictionary out again. I just read an article about the Bush my father will have your ass twins and their antics, and I have to go look up the various meanings of redneck.
— T.S.
