Andy Grooms Living Room is playing at the Glass Onion tonight. And the Memphis Grizzlies are at it yet again playing the Golden State Warriors. And there you have it. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can get Martha Stewart to devote a show to the art of baking a cake with a file in it, I feel certain I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and go try to rid myself of the mental image of George W. Bush pulling a tube of Preparation H out of his desk in the Oval Office.
—T.S.