Go check out one of Downtown s newest restaurants, Aristi s. Way good. And that, as they say, is that. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can assure me beyond a shadow of a doubt that I did not hear a news anchor use the words American Idol and democracy in the same phrase on the news this week, I feel certain I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and go get my Biden-McCain bumper sticker made.
—T.S.
