If you haven t been to a supper club in a while, go to Isaac Hayes for dinner and live music by the fabulous Di Anne Price & Her Boyfriends. And now I must vamoose. As always, I really don t care what you do this week (except for seeing Mavis), because I don t even know you, and unless you can get me all of the planning details about Cher s upcoming concert in DeSoto County on 9/11, I feel certain I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and go see if that county s terror alert status has been changed to BLEACHED BLONDE.
—T.S.
