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GERMAN CHOCOLATE

For the past year, German authorities have been trying to stop pranksters from mounting tiny George W. Bush flags into piles of dog crap. Legal experts claim there¹s no law against using crap as a flag stand and are not sure what sort of action might be taken against the offenders should they be caught poo-handed. Perhaps the German authorities should pay a visit to Germantown where, no doubt, there¹s an ordinance against such things.