About “State Senator Paul Stanley: Blackmail Victim or
Self-Victimizer?” by Jackson Baker:
“Oh, she was married too? Well, then he didn’t go against his stated
prohibition on premarital sex. Apparently in his world, you can have
sex with anybody you want as long as everybody’s married to somebody.”
— B
“Maybe they were religious and monogamous (to be nice here) only
until they discovered Viagra.”
— LocalLisa
About “Left Behind” and the problem with urban sprawl, by Mary
Cashiola:
“It doesn’t take an urban planning specialist to see how this is
going to affect our city. … Tax revenue will be taken outside city
limits where it’s cheaper for companies to run, and the people will go
with it. The city of Memphis will continue to fall into disrepair and
blight. (Heck, you can watch the Disney movie Cars and see what
happens to towns when stuff like this happens).” —
HollyHollyHello
greg cravens
About “Letter from the Editor,” and Barack Obama’s birth
certificate:
“Obama is an alien. Not the legal or illegal variety. He traveled
here from planet Zophone as part of an intergalactic conspiracy to rule
the multiuniverse. On 11/11/11 the end will come. This is what happens
when you use the infinite improbability drive.” —
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Comment of the Week:
About “Nose for Narcotics,” by Bianca Phillips:
“I think it’s awful that we have to look outside our city’s
borders to find competent dog officers. What happened to MPD’s
residency requirement?”
— Kerry Hayes