Categories Sports Best Low-Calorie Beer: None of ‘Em Post author By John Branston Post date November 8, 2009 All the burping and beer breath, none of the taste. So much for the new super-low-calorie beers. The best beers for athletes, according to an unscientific survey of athletes I know, are these: John Branston ← The Iverson Drama Ramps Up a Notch → Old Signs from the TROPICAL FREEZE! Wow!