- Vance Lauderdale, B.A., M.A.
It seems I can’t even walk down the candy aisle at Schnuck’s these days without someone stopping me and saying, “Vance, how is it that you know so much about so many weird things in Memphis?”
If the person is a subscriber to Memphis magazine, I will usually take the time to reply, the best I can. If they are not a subscriber, then I knock them aside with my cane and storm out of the store. It’s bad enough that you are reading this highly entertaining blog for FREE; must you pick my brain like a pickpocket, too?
But the general answer is that I was considered a boy genius, knowledgeable in any and all fields, collecting diplomas from schools around the globe. In later life I just decided to focus on the more arcane subjects of the city that I have decided to call home (after being exiled from so many others by the police, Boy Scouts, and 4-H clubs).
In fact, here’s a charming photo of me at the tender age of 6, just after I had earned my degree in geography (with a minor in cartography) from Case Western Reserve University — a school that I chose merely because I found the name amusing. I still have the old globe, a graduation gift from President Grover Cleveland.
