SPOILER ALERT: DO NOT READ!!! THIS LIST IS NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF SPOILERS!!! THAT WILL SPOIL YOUR READING EXPERIENCE!!! IF YOU READ THEM!!!
1. In her new novel Go Set a Watchman author Harper Lee gives Atticus Finch breasts
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Ten ‘Go Set a Watchman’ Spoilers Guaranteed to Spoil Your ‘Go Set a Watchman’ Experience
2. In Harper Lee’s new novel Atticus Finch drives a red Miata.
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3. The new Harper Lee novel gives Atticus Finch a talking dog named Mr. Rumples.
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4. In Harper Lee’s new novel, Atticus Finch is played by Jack Black.
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5. In the new Harper Lee novel Atticus Finch loses his fight with Apollo Creed, but wins our hearts.
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6. In the new Harper Lee novel Atticus Finch reveals himself to be Sucitta Hcnif, a shape shifting half-demon from the funk dimension. He claims he was sent here to, “funking get down.”
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7. In the new Harper Lee novel Atticus Finch has a Prince Albert piercing.
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8. The new Harper Lee novel gives Atticus Finch a lightsaber.
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9. In the new Harper Lee novel Atticus Finch is a little too into Sleater Kinny.
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10. The new Harper Lee novel gives Atticus Finch a pretext for war with Sweden.
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BONUS: In Harper Lee’s new novel Atticus Finch ruins everything for everybody, especially English teachers.
