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Amanda Bynes to run for Memphis Mayor?

Memphis— Is child star/outsider weapons designer Amanda Bynes considering a run for the Memphis Mayor’s office?

When asked to comment on a possible Bynes platform, an area politico who asked not to be named suggested that she might surround Mud Island with sharks and turn it into a prison for drug offenders.

“She said she’d get rid of all the rats,” our source claims.

“Then she screamed at me and threw gas on what looked like a dog.”

Amanda Bynes with Prince Mongo. Or Prince Mongo with Amanda Bynes. We're really not sure anymore.

  • Amanda Bynes with Prince Mongo. Or Prince Mongo with Amanda Bynes. We’re really not sure anymore.