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HARRIS, VOLS FLAME OUT

Tony Harris closed out his UT career Friday afternoon in a 70-63 loss to Charlotte in the first round of the NCAA tournament. The former high school phenom from Memphis East played only 20 minutes. He scored four points. He had no assists.

Back in the fall of 1996, when Harris signed with former Vol head coach Kevin O’Neill, the conventional wisdom had Harris only sticking around Knoxville for a couple of years at the most. Then he would go on to the fame and fortune that surely awaited him in the National Basketball Association.

But the conventional wisdom was wrong. Things didn’t turn out the way Harris wanted. O’Neill left the school in a dispute with athletic director Doug Dickey. Jerry Green was hired as the new coach. Almost from the beginning, Harris and Green did not see eye-to-eye.

Who would have guessed the way this would turn out? With Harris being booed by the fans in Knoxville and his own teammates questioning his heart. With the Vols losing eight of their last 10 games. And with talk shows and columnists across the state calling for Green to be fired.

Once thought to be a sure thing, Harris’ NBA career is very much in doubt. Tony Harris may even go undrafted.

How different things might have been had Harris attended the University of Memphis. When Harris signed with Tennessee it brought an end to the head coaching career of Larry Finch. Harris was a must sign for Finch. When he didn’t get him, it provided the last bullet his critics would need. Two months later, in the midst of the 1996-97 season Finch was fired.

And now Harris has finished his career at UT. Not with a bang, but a whimper.

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Tony Harris: Four-Year Career

1,588 points (11th on the UT career list)

240 3-point baskets (second)

509 assists (third)

145 steals (sixth).

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SPORTS JAMBALAYA

OUT ON A LIMB . . .

I have been taken to task for being wishy-washy on the issue of Memphis and the NBA in my sports column this week. So, I’ll take a stand: Memphis should not build a new arena in order to attract the NBA Grizzlies to town. It requires too much money and would do irreparable harm to the basketball program at the University of Memphis. If the city of Memphis had spent as much time, energy, and resources supporting the Tiger athletic program, especially football, as it did in pursuit of the NFL there is no telling where the U of M would be now.

The NBA is a risky endeavor, especially with an owner who lives in Chicago. Let’s make The Pyramid better. Let’s build an on-campus facility for Tiger football. Let’s take care of what we have before we go off again chasing a pipe dream.

TIGERS GOOD FIT FOR NIT

Some times you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. The same is true of the NIT. Lots of teams don’t like to play in the tournament. Teams who thought they should have been invited to the NCAA and teams that lost conference tournament games that kept them from going to the Big Dance often cannot muster any enthusiasm for the NIT.

Larry Finch’s Tiger teams back in 1990 and 1991 are a good example of the phenomenon. After going to the NCAA seven of the previous eight years, they were not interested in the NIT and lost to Tennessee and Arkansas State.

But this year’s Tiger squad is the type of hungry team that often does well in the tourney. With only three seniors on the squad, the extra experience and practice time can only pay dividends in the future.

And John Calipari has even found a way to make the tournament worthwhile for Marcus Moody, Shamel Jones, and Shannon Forman — the old men of the team. He is giving them more playing time and talking up their chance of playing professionally, most likely overseas. And for Jones, he has a goal for the team.

“Wouldn’t it be nice for Shamel Jones to play the last two games in New York at Madison Square Garden?” Calipari asked after the win at Utah. Jones is from Brooklyn.

TIGER FOOTBALL COACHES TAKE NOTES AT CLEMSON

The Greenville (S.C.) News reports that Tommy West, the new head coach at Memphis and a former head coach at Clemson, sent his offensive coaching staff to Clemson to study the high-powered offense of the ACC team.

Staff writer Marc Weiszer filed the following report:

Former Clemson coach Tommy West sent his entire Memphis offensive staff to his old stomping ground to study the offensive tempo and no-huddle. They traveled eight hours by van, arriving Monday night and were to leave after Wednesday’s practice.

“He’s got a lot of good friends that are still here,” Memphis offensive coordinator Randy Fichtner said. ” [Assistant Rick] Stockstill has been great to us. You can tell [West] had some great days here. Everyone’s had open arms. Coach [Tommy] Bowden has made us feel really comfortable. We’re taking from them. We haven’t shared much of ours because they haven’t asked and they don’t have to. They’re doing a great job.”

CAL on ESPN

John Calipari was the guest on ESPN’s Up Close on Wednesday afternoon. The media savvy coach did not say anything of particular interest to Memphis fans, but just the fact that he was on the national show is a plus for the Tiger program. Can you imagine previous Memphis coaches being asked to appear on the show? Cal’s pick for the national championship? Kansas. An admitted sentimental choice, Calipari says he just wants to see veteran head coach Roy Williams win a championship.

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What’s Their Name?

Drive-by Truckers

If, in a fit of utter nerdishness, you were to devise a chart ranking bands for their music and their monikers, I’m pretty sure there wouldn’t be many good-band/bad-name gaps as wide as that of the Drive-by Truckers. The name is pure novelty, and it gives uninitiated listeners every right to expect a cross between the Insane Clown Posse and Southern Culture on the Skids. This problem is only exacerbated by the unfortunate title of the band’s first album — Gangstabilly. But the Drive-by Truckers are not the cornpone attitude-mongers their name suggests, nor does their music — in content or sound — have the slightest bit to do with either “gangsta” or “rockabilly.” What the Drive-by Truckers are is one of the best rock-and-roll bands around right now — the missing link between the proud, smart redneck-rock of Lynyrd Skynyrd and the fierce, sloppy-yet-tuneful post-punk roar of the Replacements and the Archers of Loaf.

Five years after forming and 15 years after co-leaders Patterson Hood and Mike Cooley first hooked up with the band Adam’s House Cat, these Athens-by-way-of-Muscle-Shoals road-warriors may be on the verge of breaking out. Last year, The Village Voice dubbed the group the best unknown band in America, and the current issue of Spin lists them as “on the verge” for 2001. The band hits town this week with the thrilling, late-2000 live album Alabama Ass Whuppin’ under their belts and a “rock opera” on the horizon about Southern culture in the Seventies. The forthcoming record is said to be called Betamax Guillotine, a reference to the rumor that one member of Lynyrd Skynyrd was decapitated by a VCR when the band’s plane went down.

Hood and Cooley both lived in Memphis briefly during the early Nineties — which spawned the song “The Night G.G. Allin Came to Town,” about the late shock-rocker’s infamous Antenna club performance — and the band performs here regularly. I missed their last stop in town, last fall at the Hi-Tone, which was reportedly a perverse and poorly attended affair. But a gig the band played a year or so ago at Young Avenue Deli was a ragged-but-right revelation: loud and anthemic but suffused with conversational good humor, it was one of the best sets I’ve ever seen by a band I knew little about.

It may seem odd for an under-the-radar, regional rock band with only two studio albums to its name to release a live record, especially since the Drive-by Truckers are in no way a “jam” band. But the decision to do so — along with being a possible stopgap while trying to complete the “rock opera” opus — reflects the reality of a cult band that improves on the stage. And while the 70-minute Alabama Ass Whuppin’ may be no substitute for the real thing, it’s still a perfectly paced, kick-ass document that captures the raucous, roadhouse feel of the band’s stage show.

The album kicks off with the slow, grueling grind of Hood’s “Why Henry Drinks,” a song inspired by Hank Williams Jr.’s “Family Tradition.” Neil Young guitars lurch out of the gate and into Hood’s mean, meaty twang, spitting venom with lines like, “Those obnoxious drunks downstairs are fighting and cussing/12 years of me and you don’t add up to a goddamn nothing.” The record then segues into the equally down-tempo suicidal tendencies of the Adam’s House Cat dirge “Lookout Mountain.”

The pace picks up with “The Living Bubba,” a moving, mid-tempo tribute to an Atlanta musician and friend who died of AIDS, and then moves swiftly into the sardonic, up-tempo ode to radio preachers “Too Much Sex (Too Little Jesus).” The record then hits overdrive with the breakneck break-up song “Don’t Be in Love Around Me,” with Hood delivering a matter-of-fact message to an ex-lover: “I’m not in the mood to see you looking at each other like you’re looking at each other right now.”

Alabama Ass Whuppin’ peaks with the unforgettable centerpiece “18 Wheels of Love.” Hood is a good singer, but he’s a great talker, and the jaw-dropping monologue that opens this song is an unintentional testament to the enduring character of Southern speech — the accent, the content, and the delivery all inspire regional ardor. Breathtakingly walking the line between life-affirming laughs and easy yuks, Hood begins his story by announcing, “When my mom and dad got divorced my momma locked herself in her room and didn’t come out for six years.” Hood goes on to paint a picture of his exiled mother, with three TV sets (“just like Elvis, the King, used to have”) and two VCRs on top of each “so she could watch all the shows later that she wasn’t watching when she was watching the other shows.”

But the child support runs out and Hood’s momma has to get a job. “Let me tell you folks,” Hood says in a tough but touching moment. “It’s a mean, mean, cruel world out there for a 55-year-old woman that’s never worked a day in her life.” Hood’s mother finds the kind of job that small-town Alabama affords middle-aged, underedu-cated women — log monitor at a trucking company. There she falls for Chester, “the biggest, meanest motherfucker” at the company, and gets married at Dollywood. Hood explains that his momma’s remarriage happened at a time when he was unemployed and broke so “I wrote my momma this song as a wedding present; it’s called ’18 Wheels of Love’ and every goddamn word is true.” Guitars rise from the din as Hood speaks the last, triumphant line and the song ignites. Other than Clarence Carter’s treatise on the birds and the bees in his version of “The Dark End of the Street,” this might be the grandest extended, spoken-word intro in rock-and-roll history.

After that glorious high note, the album downshifts with a hilarious, impromptu childhood remembrance called “The Avon Lady” and Hood’s “Margo and Harold,” a Randy Newman-worthy tale of being hounded by a pair of middle-aged swingers.

The record then climaxes with a medley of sorts. The band breaks into a noisy, guitar-drenched tribute to a Seventies icon on “Steve McQueen” (“Bullitt was the best movie I’d ever seen/Tore up my go-kart tryin’ to imitate that chase scene,” Hood drawls), before unexpectedly morphing into a vicious, perfect cover of Skynyrd’s “Gimme Three Steps.” And just when you think things can’t get any crazier or more inspired, the band has the guts and heart to segue breathlessly from this McQueen/Skynyrd tribute into a ferocious recitation of the Jim Carroll Band’s classic “People Who Died.”

Somewhere out there Ronnie Van Zandt, not to mention the lost friend saluted on “The Living Bubba,” is flashing a big shit-eating grin.

The Drive-by Truckers

With Old No. 8 and Truckadelic, The Hi-Tone Café, Thursday, March 8th

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Chicago-based punk-rock girls who sound more down-and-dirty than the Olympia variety, the Dishes are one of the “100 New Bands You Need to Know” this year according to Alternative Press. While I don’t always trust that rag, I’ll second their emotion this time, as the band’s eponymous 2000 debut is a rough-and-rousing affair. Like so many other bands right now, the Dishes will be hitting town this week en route to Austin for the South By Southwest Festival. Check them out at the Map Room on Monday, March 12th, with like-minded locals Girls on Fire. Also of interest at the Map Room this week are Elephant 6 offshoots the Essex Green. Though I’m a big fan of Elephant 6 standard-bearers Apples in Stereo, I have to admit that I find the Essex Green a little too evocative of 1967 for my taste — their last album, 1999’s Everything is Green, is a magical mystery tour of innocent hippie-drippiness that makes me want to pull out Love’s seminal Forever Changes rather than attend to the newer copy. But fans of that particular ilk of retro might want to take a look-see anyway. The Essex Green will be at the Map Room on Sunday, March 11th, with Snoglobe. — Chris Herrington

Johnny Dowd is a frustrating artist. He rants about his lifetime devotion to rock-and-roll. He calls it his religion. But if that’s the case, he’s a heretic. He’s really a country songwriter — and a skilled one at that. At times, he even seems more like a playwright who lacks the focus to create a piece more than three minutes long. His songs, especially those concerning family matters, go far beyond the easy transgressions of Jim Morrison’s “Father? Yes, son? I want to kill you” and sock you right in the gut like a monologue from Sam Shepard’s Lie of the Mind. It’s heroin-country, ominous and lurking. Imagine Billy Joe Shaver on way too many Quaaludes trying to write a tune for Nick Cave on a synthesizer and you’ll get the idea. So if you are into songs that make you want to slit your wrists, Dowd is playing the Hi-Tone Café with Cory Branan on Wednesday, March 14th. Black Dog recording artists the Bigger Lovers, who sound like a less drug-addled answer to the Flaming Lips, will also be at the Hi-Tone on Sunday, March 11th, with local soundscapers Delorean. Though lacking the surreal imagery that made the Lips’ rep, the Lovers have put the rock back into retro ’60s psychedelia.

Chiseler chick Misty White, the driving force behind Memphis’ most rockin’ Halloween party, Hell on Earth, is throwing a weekly shindig at Earnestine and Hazel’s. Get on down to that former brothel on Sundays and enjoy a variety of fine Memphis musicians. Last, and best of all, the godfather of Memphis punk, Jeffrey Evans, whose bands the Gibson Brothers and ’68 Comeback are so universally influential that people in France have his Cadillac tattooed on their backs, will be playing on the porch at Shangri-La Records at 2 p.m., Sunday, March 11th. Evans is supporting his new Sympathy for the Record Industry release I’ve Lived A Rich Life. The new record is a raw answer to VH-1’s storytellers series, and Evans is one helluva fine entertainer. Don’t even think about missing this one. — Chris Davis

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A HARD DAY’S NIGHT (at last)

Over the years I ve made it a point to play devil s advocate with hardcore Beatles fans, pointing out how embarrassing some of the band s late-Sixties hippie-drippy musings sound today and how fresh by comparison the music of the Rolling Stones and the Velvet Underground still sounds. Mostly this is just mischievousness on my part: I love the Beatles, love them because I love rock-and-roll, and I own every studio album they released. But lately, in cultural if not musical terms, I ve come to honestly find those oh-so-ubiquitous pop icons rather boring and oppressive. I m sick of seeing their work and image continually repackaged and resold, and I m sick of the never-ending cycle of baby-boomer nostalgia cluttering a culture that should be more concerned with the here and now. I gag when I see VH-1 claim that six of the 11 greatest rock-and-roll albums are Fab Four long-players, and I just get depressed when I see an obvious act of consumer fraud like the recent, already platinum, greatest-hits set One clogging space on the Billboard Top Ten.

But, man, is it hard to maintain your cynicism in the face of something as great as A Hard Day s Night. Who cares about nostalgia run rampant and cultural overexposure when it means we get a chance to see a film like this projected again on the big screen? Richard Lester s 1964 cinema veritÇ documentary about a day or so in the life of the world s most popular rock-and-roll band is back in circulation in a fully restored print and remastered soundtrack, and it is as wonderful as ever. I ve seen the film many times and it is always an exhilarating experience.

The film opens with a rush; the great, jarring chord that kicks off the title track leads directly into screaming teenagers erupting from the edges of sleepy London town. The entire film is essentially a light essay on Beatlemania, with John, Paul, George, and Ringo hopping through career hoops while constantly dodging handlers and rabid fans in their search for moments of normalcy yet even when they escape to go out dancing it s to their own music.

In addition to the group s effortless charm and still-stunning music (I may mock Sgt. Pepper s on occasion, but in 1964 it was all glorious), A Hard Day s Night lifts hearts because of the camaraderie on display. The critic Greil Marcus once wrote that a large part of the Beatles greatness was in how they showed the world how individuals could find their fullest expression through service to a community. It s as fine a definition of a great rock-and-roll band as I ve heard, and this film is the visual embodiment of the idea.

A Hard Day s Night is stuffed with magic moments: John sniffing a Coke bottle (actually Pepsi); a card game in the luggage compartment of a train which morphs into a performance of I Should Have Known Better, with girls trying to paw the boys through the compartment s cage-like grating (Handler: This place is surging with girls. John: Please sir, can I have one to surge with? ); the series of one-liners and exchanges during a press conference scene (Ringo s response to being asked whether he s a mod or a rocker I m a mocker ); the band s joyous escape to the tune of Can t Buy Me Love and that sequence s subsequent sackless sack race; and on and on.

It s a testament to A Hard Day s Night s significance that the film, essentially promotional product for a new pop act, is simultaneously an essential new-wave work it makes great sense alongside Godard s Breathless and Truffaut s Shoot the Piano Player and, with all due respect to The Harder They Come and The Last Waltz, the greatest rock-and-roll movie ever made.

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Bringing Back the Bomp

Everybody see Bono at the Grammys? I loved how, receiving what I think was the third award of the night for the typically grandiose if still lovely “Beautiful Day,” he expressed “humility” then immediately proclaimed his group “The World’s Greatest Rock-and-Roll Band.” There are worse choices these days, I guess. But if a lot of Radiohead fans were mulling over that claim carefully, I’m willing to bet that plenty of people — more than you might think — were also yelling back at the television: “Sleater-Kinney!” Though obscure to casual music fans, that post-riot-grrl group has been critics’ choice for years now. But they better watch out, because a blast from their own past — Kathleen Hanna, formerly the screech-and-snarl behind ’90s scene-starters Bikini Kill — is giving them a push for the throne.

Hanna’s new band, the riot-grrls-catch-disco-fever Le Tigre, arrived in late 1999 with an uneven but often thrilling eponymous debut that gradually found an audience and landed on Spin‘s list of 2000’s 10 best albums. With its ruminations on indie-film icon John Cassavetes and shout-outs to academic/feminist heroines that less well-educated listeners have likely never heard of, Le Tigre carried an art-school aftertaste that, for some, may have clashed with the political populism inherent in the music’s punked-out pleasure principle.

But with the new From the Desk of Mr. Lady (the band’s record label), they’ve delivered a more direct, more forceful statement, one that finds the band less preaching to the choir than taking a bullhorn into the crowd. At seven songs in 17 minutes, it’s the most fully alive collection of music to hit the racks so far this year.

The first words from Kathleen Hanna’s mouth on Le Tigre were, “Who took the BOMP?!” The line was a reference to an early-Sixties hit, now oldies radio staple, from Brill Building songwriter Barry Mann, “Who Put the Bomp (In the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp).” Mann’s song is a loving tribute to the simple sonic joy of early doo-wop and rock-and-roll. “Bomp,” in Mann’s song, refers not only to the common nonsense syllables deployed in early rock and soul, but to that music’s ineffable magic; “bomp” is an essence so otherworldly that it’s assumed that some outside force had to put it there.

Hanna evokes the line at a time when hip hop and R&B are absolutely bompalicious but when the world of white guitar rock, both the mainstream and underground, is noticeably lacking in bomp. But Hanna doesn’t just bemoan the lack of spirit in modern rock, she puts the bomp back. With an inspired amalgam of pogo-punk, new-wavey disco, and hip-hop-bred beat racket, Hanna and crew have taken to heart the essential message for any would-be rock-and-roll revolutionaries: Fun Matters.

Le Tigre’s music is a rebuke to mainstream rock culture — reactionary, macho, money-mad, solipsistic. But it’s also a seemingly conscious rebuke to the boycentric side of the rock underground — obscurantist, pleasureless, apolitical, solipsistic. Who took the BOMP?!

If Radiohead mope-maven Thom Yorke is the new frontman of a suffocating, art-rock-loving alternative culture, then Le Tigre offers a hearty, rude “I dissent.” On the new record’s “Mediocrity Rules,” the dullard date being skewered could be the male half of Le Tigre’s native indie-rock world: “I can see it in your eyes that nothing scares you like a real idea.” If so much that passes for independent rock these days is a withdrawal into the subcultural closet, then Le Tigre feels triumphant for how broadly their homemade agitpop engages the world. This is music made on the fringes but aimed squarely at the center. In the words of like-minded Sleater-Kinney, this band has come to join the conversation and is here to raise the stakes.

But if the beatwise bump ‘n’ grind of Le Tigre’s music is enough to get them in the door, the messages and emotions it carries make it a Trojan horse. The band sports female vocals alternately flat, bored, and exasperated or shrieking, taunting, and declamatory — an Everygirl voice that is everything assured, professional singing is not supposed to be and is all the more thrilling for it. The band’s lyrics are expressions of basic political outrage and common-language calls to arms, fed-up meditations on feminist backlash and lowered cultural expectations.

From the Desk of Mr. Lady starts off in a funk — “It feels so ’80s/Or early ’90s/To be political/Where are my friends?” — but then blasts through it — “Get off the Internet!/I’ll meet you in the street!” The record’s centerpiece is the Amadou Diallo-inspired “Bang! Bang!,” the most galvanizing “protest” song in recent memory. Instead of artists with issues, the band sounds like outraged citizens (which, as non-rock-star New Yorkers, is exactly what they are) turning the town hall meeting into a radical house party, screaming the truth in the plainest, crudest terms they can come up with: “Murder is murder/Why’re they confused?” and “Wrong fucking time/wrong fucking place/There is no fucking way this is not about race.”

If the rousing harangues of Rage Against the Machine sound like pamphlet polemics, Le Tigre’s politics are more conversational and lived-in — like a pissed-off neighbor grabbing you by the collar on the street and throwing their anger in your face — and anger almost seems too tame. Last year the band paused during an ode to public transportation to offer a deliciously succinct dismissal of their martial-law mayor — “Oh, fuck Giuliani/He’s such a fucking jerk/Shut down all the strip bars/Workfare does not work.” Here they ask for his head.

From the Desk of Mr. Lady is an art-punk answer to the imposing challenge that has been laid down by hip-hop heroes Outkast: It’s political party music that breaks down musical barriers, speaks truth to power, and never forgets to dance this mess around. But Le Tigre’s triumph also hints at further riches below, and one new band that’s risen to the challenge is Sleater-Kinney labelmates the Gossip.

The Gossip aren’t at all engaged with the outside world — the lyrical content of the band’s recent full-length debut, That’s Not What I Heard, never gets beyond first-person accounts of tumultuous young love. But it takes the same musical lesson to heart: Cramming 14 songs into 24 unrelenting minutes, this introductory blast from the Arkansas-by-way-of-Olympia punk band is a wide-open wonder, nothing but bomp. Crashing backbeats shadow-box punk-blues guitar that should make the folks at Fat Possum wet themselves, while lead singer “Beth” wails over the top of the clamor like the bastard child of Janis Joplin and um Kathleen Hanna. (Blues Foundation Alert: Please consider That’s Not What I Heard when putting together the “Best Debut” category at next year’s Handy Awards.)

Maybe it’s their Southernness, but with their blues-drenched guitar, gospelized vocals, and comfortable expressions of sexuality, the Gossip sound more open to “black music” without being calculating about it than any other contemporary punk band that never varies from the guitar-bass-drums format.

“Swing Low” is a lesbian-punk booty call with Beth establishing herself as the most sexualized punk singer on the planet (“Better make it good/Better make it now/Well, baby, shake it honey/Nobody has to know”), while her bandmates back that azz up approvingly (“Make it oh-oh good/Make-it-make-it-make-it now”).

Can an all-girl art-collective-turned-pop-band become the new Rage Against the Machine or Public Enemy? Doubtful. Can three scruffy kids on a tiny record label defiantly called Kill Rock Stars sweep bar-band blooze into the dustbin of history? No way. But if you find yourself scanning rock radio and wondering what happened to the bomp, don’t say I didn’t give you a heads up.

You can e-mail Chris Herrington at herrington@memphisflyer.com.

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It could be a pretty special night at Newby’s on Thursday, March 1st, when roots reggae legends Culture hit town. Founded by lead singer and chief songwriter Joseph Hill in Kingston during the mid-Seventies, Culture rivals the Wailers and Toots & the Maytals among the most important of all reggae groups. The band’s colossal 1977 debut album, Two Sevens Clash, is roundly considered one of the greatest reggae records ever made — a feverish, rhythmically galvanizing, Rastafarian exploration of mid-Seventies Jamaica. At the time, the album, especially the apocalyptic title song, made such a huge impact that on July 7, 1977 — the day the sevens clashed — Kingston reportedly ground to a halt as people awaited judgment.

My first-hand experience with the band starts and ends with Two Sevens Clash, and if you’re wondering how well the band can conjure the excitement of 1977 today, then your guess is as good as mine. But it sure seems like a good idea to show up and find out.

Another show Thursday night worth getting excited about: If you read our music feature last week on the Memphis Troubadours compilation, then you might remember some favorable ink expended on local singer-songwriters Cory Branan and the Pawtuckets’ Andy Grooms, who were the heroes of that record. Well, now it turns out that the MADJACK Records labelmates are joining forces at the Hi-Tone Café on Thursday for what will no doubt be some first-rate song swapping. — Chris Herrington

When you go see Southern Culture on the Skids at the New Daisy on Friday, March 2nd (and you’d be a fool not to), chances are good you’ll walk away wondering, “Who was that great opening band, and why haven’t I heard of them before?” Well, that band is the Forty-Fives and I’ve slathered nine kinds of praise on their Hammond-driven sound the last two times they came to town. Nobody paid any attention though, and turnout bit. Now (finally) they are touring with a band guaranteed to draw a crowd. They deserve it too. There is not a finer garage band on the planet. Go early. Don’t miss a note.

All good things must end they say, and sadly enough Oxford’s mighty noise machine the Neckbones have skipped on down the primrose path. That’s not news really; they busted up a while back but I’m still not over it. In fact, I haven’t been this broken up about a band’s demise since the Oblivians called it quits. From the Oblivians’ ashes, however, two fantastic bands emerged: the Tearjerkers and (I really can’t believe how good they are) the Reigning Sound. Hopefully the late great Neckbones will likewise double down. Former Neckbones front man Tyler Keith, who gave us nasty-good ’70s-style punk in the form of songs like “Art School Dropout” and “Get My Kicks” as well as the gruff country of “Red Wagon,” is bringing his new band, the Preacher’s Kids, to Shangri-La Records on Friday, March 2nd, at 5:30 p.m. in support of their debut album Romeo Hood. Considering that the Preacher’s Kids is made up of members of Mississippi hellions/Black Dog record execs Blue Mountain, the chances are good that this will be a great rock-and-roll show. Not so coincidentally, Blue Mountain will be doing their thing later that night at the Hi-Tone. — Chris Davis

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A LEVEL FIELD

Let me say first that I’m not a sports writer. Though I have a glancing recognition of most sports, terms like RPI and RPM get mottled in my brain, a stew of letters and numbers no more clear to me than algebraic equations. I have, however, always been an athlete. Though I don’t know sports at a sports-talk-radio-junkie level, I know sports at an athlete level and that gives me the wisdom and experience to be plain mad about what’s happening to the Melrose High football team.

These players, all kids — all under 19, must now forfeit the entire blood, sweat, and tears season they’ve already finished because of a Tennessee Secondary School Athletic Association (TSSAA) ruling.

No doubt it was a season of twice-a-day sweltering summer practices, of taped ankles, iced knees, glorifying wins, humiliating losses. Now it’s all for naught. It’s like they weren’t even there. Why? Because sixteen Melrose players attended a football camp that neither they nor their parents paid for — and that’s a violation of TSSAA rules.

When they got to the camp the boys’ coach handed the camp director a check for $3,200 — enough to cover the $200 camp costs for each player. Who knows where the money originally came from? Who cares? Sixteen teenage boys got a chance to become better athletes and learned to work together as a team — a chance many probably would not have been able to afford without financial aid.

TSSAA rules prohibit players from attending camps not paid for by the player or the player’s parents. It’s a good thing that TSSAA never got wind of Cara or Patrick.

Cara was the sweeper on my high school soccer team, I was the goalie. Being the last line of defense before the game became just me and the ball, Cara was very important to me and to the team. I wanted her to be the absolute best sweeper she could be, as much for me and the team as for Cara herself.

So when Cara, whose father had walked out on her and whose mother could scarcely provide for her two children, quietly told our coach that she couldn’t afford the team’s soccer camp, the team made sure that she could. We each approached our parents, told them about Cara’s situation and our parents gladly handed us checks for $10, $20, or $50. Some of the school’s teachers contributed, too. We took the checks to our coach and when the money was counted, we had more than enough to cover Cara’s camp fees. We never talked about it, but we had started our own “scholarship” fund for players that might not be able to go to soccer camp otherwise.

Had the TSSAA found us out, we would have had to forfeit our entire, hard-fought, season because this “scholarship” made Cara ineligible. We would have then, like Melrose, been fined $100 for every game in which Cara played.

My brother’s basketball team would have been in a much worse position. They had several “Caras” — kids who would not have been able to truly be a part of the team had others not helped them financially. One of these players was Patrick.

As one of five children being raised by a single mother, Patrick did not dare ask his mother for money for camps, for new basketball shoes, for the necessary items many teenage athletes take for granted. The money simply wasn’t available. Patrick didn’t have to ask his mother because he and his teammates had been playing together since junior high and the other kid’s parents took care of it for him.

Fortunately for us, my high school was economically mixed. Many teams are not. And teams like Melrose, many of whose players may not be able to afford camps on their own, still have to play teams like White Station, whose players and their parents probably can.

My high school’s athletic teams always had “haves” and “have-nots” on them. When one player couldn’t raise the money for necessary items, the money could be raised for him. My brother’s team always had a “scholarship” fund to pay for these essentials so that members of the team would not feel left out. That’s what a team is and that’s why so many teams opt to go to team camps. It’s great for individual players to refine their own skills, but winning seasons come after whole teams get refined together.

Later, when Patrick’s mother and his family were evicted from their home and had to move into a tiny house with one of his relatives, Patrick came to live with my family. My parents never became his legal guardians, and he never officially lived with us, but for about a year Patrick spent every single night with us, ate dinner with us, even went on vacations with us. People that weren’t his parents helped pay for Patrick to be a normal kid, to have the kinds of things many of us take for granted.

But if the TSSAA had found out, we all would have been in trouble — and it would have been Cara’s and Patrick’s fault because they didn’t come from affluent families. Unfortunately this is the life lesson the TSSAA seems extremely eager to teach. Unfortunately, it’s the kids who ultimately pay the price.

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MANIAX FACE BIGGEST CHALLENGE: THEMSELVES

When the XFL Memphis Maniax (2-2, 1-2), face the undefeated Orlando Rage (4-0, 3-0) at the Liberty Bowl on Sunday, they will in many ways be facing themselves. Both teams have great offenses and while the Maniax feature one of the league’s best defenses, their propensity to commit turnovers has cost them two games.

“Nobody’s knocking us around,” says Maniax head coach Kippy Brown. “We’re holding our own up front and pretty much dominating the line of scrimmage.”

The same can be said of the Rage. Both teams have relied on a bruising running game. The Rage averages 138 yards a game (first in the XFL) while the Maniax run for 116.8 yards a game (second in the league). The Maniax have had a more productive passing game, throwing for 184 yards per game while the Rage have thrown for 159.8. That slight edge has put the Maniax on top in total offense at an average of 300.8 yards per game. Orlando is second with 297.8 yards per game.

On the other side of the ball, Memphis has fared better, limiting their opponents to only 59.8 yards a game. The complete dominance over their opponents rushers places the Maniax at number three in total defense in the league, trailing NY/NJ and Las Vegas by a mere yard.

Orlando, on the other hand, has relied on outscoring its opponents — allowing 97 yards a game rushing and 205.3 yards passing, placing them second to last in the league in defense.

With such similar statistics, why is Orlando undefeated while Memphis is 2-2?

Turnovers. The Rage have forced 3 opponent turnovers more than they have given, the Maniax has given the ball to opponents five more times than they taken it away.

“We just have done some dumb things sometimes,” says Brown. “The reason we are 2-2 is the turnovers.”

Last week, in the Maniax win at Los Angeles, the Extreme had four turnovers; the Maniax three. The result was significant win. This week, Memphis will be forced to find some way, any way, to hold onto the football or else the Rage will continue its league-wide dominance.

XFL NOTES

  • Maniax QB Marcus Crandell is still second on the depth chart this week, leaving Jim Druckenmiller to make his second start for the Maniax. This gives Druck another chance to repeat his strong performance on the rain-soaked L.A. Coliseum (13-22, 215 yards, 1 TD, 1 int). After the L.A. game, a TV reporter asked Druckenmiller if he felt that he was the most qualified QB on the team. Druck did not hesitate: “Yes I do.”

  • Injuries are weighing on the Maniax, with both of their starting safeties out of commission. Kevin Peoples fractured his fibula and also has a “severe ankle injury” (nothing more specific given) and will be out for a minimum of 6-8 weeks. Anthony Marshall separated his shoulder in L.A. and was already playing with a broken hand received in the loss to Las Vegas.

  • Brown is not shy about voicing his opinion on the limitations he faces with the 38 man roster. “We always come up a player short with the 38 [players],” he says. “Every week we’re a player short in some place.”

  • Tomorrow on www.memphisflyer.com, watch for an interview with QB Jim Druckenmiller and RB Roosevelt Potts talking about playing the differences in playing in the XFL and the NFL. They also have a few choice comments on XFL officiating.

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REPORT: LAWLER LEAVES WWF

According to 1wrestling.com, Memphian Jerry “The King” Lawler has left the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) in a dispute involving his wife.

WWF.com issued the following statement:

“Stacy Carter (The Kat) was released today by the World Wrestling Federation. Her husband, Jerry “The King” Lawler, also decided to leave the company under protest.”