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American Oligarchs

Forbes did its first ranking of our country’s richest people in 1981. The top of the list was a shipping magnate named Daniel L. Ludwig with a fortune of more than $2 billion.

I discovered that fact in a thought-provoking New York Times article by Willy Staley about the impact our current crop of multi-billionaires is having on our society.

Adjusted for inflation, that $2 billion would be around $5.8 billion in today’s dollars. That sum made Ludwig the richest man in the United States. Today $5.8 billion would put someone in a seven-way tie for number 182 on the list.

Most people know someone they consider rich. Maybe it is someone with a business they’ll sell for several million dollars when they get ready to retire. Or a professional athlete who makes millions a year. When people talk about “the rich” in terms of the wealth-hoarding oligarchs who control industries and media companies and buy politicians, this isn’t who we’re talking about.

We live in an oligarchy. Most Americans would agree with that fact, and agree it is a problem. From the left to the QAnon folks who believe the world is ruled by ultra-wealthy, demon-worshiping pedophile cannibals yet also insist the rich should have lower taxes and less regulation of their business dealings.

Historically, we’ve generally avoided using the word “oligarch” to describe America’s ultra-rich. That changed as the war in Ukraine caused condemnation of Russian oligarchs, and people noticed how men here like Jeff Bezos, Charles Koch, Elon Musk, Rupert Murdoch, and Peter Thiel perfectly fit the definition as well.

They didn’t become oligarchs through hard work. No one does. They needed a lot of family wealth and connections before they ever worked a day in their lives. A large pile of money easily turns into a larger pile of money. Our tax laws have been rewritten over the past 40 years to help bigger and bigger piles of money shift to be possessed by an increasingly small number of people.

Any attempt to rein in our billionaires gets denounced as socialism, but we have had capitalism with much higher taxation of the ultra-rich. That is how we created a large middle-class in this country, which didn’t exist before the New Deal and has been steadily losing ground since the early ’80s when the Forbes list was topped by a guy with $2 billion.

The beauty of a high tax rate for top earners was that it didn’t even require government to redistribute wealth. Anything you make over your first $500,000 in annual income will be taxed at 90 percent? Might as well spend those additional profits on hiring more people and giving them more pay and better benefits and working conditions. If inflation means there is too much money chasing too few goods, worry about the people who have more money than they know what to do with, not the people who are struggling.

I don’t envy our oligarchs. They don’t seem to be leading happy lives. When I think of people who seem genuinely happy, to me, they are people who seem grateful they have enough, not people who always want more. We’ve created a society where most people feel like they need more, whether they have nothing or everything. The result has been skyrocketing rates of depression, suicide, addiction, and overdoses.

Oligarchs are natural enemies of democracy. A clear majority of Americans want things like universal health insurance. Our ruling class doesn’t want that, and has made sure we don’t get it. Universal health insurance allows normal people to leave big companies to start their own businesses.

Unfortunately the elite have mastered the reverse psychology of telling people, “Here is what the elite don’t want you to think …” They control both sides of the argument. They tell people “the elite” are teachers, professors, beat journalists, and scientists. They get to frame corporate media like CNN as “the left” and the far-right as the alternative. They love giving money to centrist Democrats. They can always count on them to advance right-wing economics when Democrats are in power, while giving Republicans a chance to say, “Look what the radical socialists are doing to you.”

Our oligarchs don’t want young people learning about the amount of racism embedded in our society since our country’s founding. Racism was and still is a valuable tool for keeping poor white workers in their place. The Old South was a terrible place for white workers. But racism was so effective that impoverished white Southerners got duped into dying for plantation owners in the Civil War. Men who never owned an inch of land were willing to waste their lives to protect the fortunes of aristocrats who looked down on them. So don’t be surprised that someone buried in debt today will take five minutes to dash out a tweet in defense of whichever billionaire is currently masquerading as their champion against the elite.

Craig David Meek is a Memphis writer, barbecue connoisseur, and the author of Memphis Barbecue: A Succulent History of Smoke, Sauce & Soul.

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How to Convert Vaccine Skeptics

Now that anyone in this part of the country who wants a COVID vaccine can get one, the difficulty has switched from having to wait to get a shot to convincing the still-unvaccinated to get theirs. We need to achieve herd immunity in order to protect people who truly can’t get vaccinated due to medical issues, and to try to stop the spread of the more deadly and contagious variants, like the ones currently ravaging India as the virus spreads and mutates through millions of hosts.

Some people truly don’t realize how easy getting a shot is, after initial months of long lines and confusing appointment processes. If you are talking to one of them, please help them get vaccinated.

From there, we have to move on to convincing the “vaccine hesitant.” Paradoxically, the people who have been screaming the loudest about wanting life to return to normal are often the most hesitant to take the easiest step to resuming normal life. The people who insist COVID is no big deal seem to be the ones most worried about the potential side effects, which are mainly a day or so of mild symptoms.

We have to convince people to get a shot, as many of them are being bombarded with propaganda to convince them otherwise. And you aren’t going to get someone to change by calling them a moron, even if they are getting medical advice from people like Tucker Carlson or Alex Jones (who have both argued in court that no reasonable person should believe anything said on their shows).

The reason reactionary propaganda is so effective is that it tells people, “You are smarter than everyone else. Your conditioned knee-jerk opinions are wiser than anything any expert says.” So, during a pandemic, we waste time debating about masks and vaccines instead of paid sick leave and universal healthcare.

It doesn’t matter that the talking heads think their audience are idiots, and are willing to get some of them killed if it means they can continue complaining about lockdowns and masks. They disguise their contempt. They’re telling the audience they’re smart. If you’re standing on the other side calling them an idiot, who do you think they’ll listen to? 

To get a reluctant person vaccinated, so we can all move forward, we’re going to have to roll up our sleeves and engage them as a rational person, even if you have to address talking points they pulled from YouTube videos. YouTube is successful because anyone can find confirmation bias for pretty much any belief there. If you want to believe the Earth is flat or the secret to good health is drinking your own urine or even that Donald Trump won the 2020 election, there are videos affirming your opinion. When someone is describing their vaccine concerns using their Fox News, YouTube, and meme-based “research,” we’re going to have to bite our tongue and address these points of view as serious concerns.

Blood clots? The risk from a vaccine is literally one in a million — infinitesimal compared to actually getting COVID.

You can still catch COVID after being vaccinated? There is no guarantee with any vaccine. That’s why herd immunity is crucial. The vaccines are amazingly effective at making sure you won’t get a case that requires hospitalization. They even guard against the variants hitting people who have already had COVID.

Why take a vaccine for a disease 98 percent of people survive? Most of us are vaccinated for a lot of diseases we’d probably survive: mumps, measles, rubella, tetanus, hepatitis A and B. But why suffer through something that’s easily preventable?

Worried about unknown long-term effects and don’t want to be a “guinea pig”? Go read firsthand accounts of COVID long-haulers, those suffering the unknown long-term effects that have doctors and scientists terrified.

A lot of formerly healthy workers are COVID long-haulers who no longer have the stamina for service industry jobs. When people complain that “no one wants to work anymore,” they’re probably referring to those jobs, which require constant hustling on your feet. No one wants to do that for wages that won’t pay their bills.

The service industry spent a year on the pandemic front lines, often dealing with a belligerent, unmasked public. A lot of people got fed up and changed careers. Remember the protestors a year ago demanding everything reopen immediately with signs like, “I need a haircut” and “I want a margarita”? Now they’re mad about the shortage of workers they once deemed expendable.

Craig David Meek is the author of Memphis Barbecue: A Succulent History of Smoke, Sauce & Soul.

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Cancel Culture Through the Ages

I spent a long time battling with cancel culture.

Growing up, cancel culture was an evangelical Christian thing. They were always boycotting something. We couldn’t even play Dungeons & Dragons on Boy Scout trips, out of fear it would turn us into little Satan worshipers. The problem was that, as an adjective, “Christian” in front of pop culture anything like music, movies, or books meant it was going to suck rhinoceros dick, to borrow a phrase from the movie Porky’s II.

As a kid, I thought Porky’s II was hilarious. I grew up in a good, protestant Southern household, where the raunchy comedies were like liquor — they stayed hidden at the back of a closet. I’d pull those Betamax tapes out and laugh my ass off when my parents weren’t home.

Remember those pitiful kids whose parents canceled everything popular? Want some heavy metal? Here is Stryper. Want a superhero movie? Here is Willie Aames as Bibleman. Want to read a supernatural thriller? Here’s Left Behind.

I didn’t want to worship Satan. I just wanted music that rocked, and the Christian bands weren’t offering anything that competed with Danzig and Slayer.

As a kid, I saw three innocent teens in West Memphis get canceled all the way to death row for being into things I enjoyed, things you could buy at Walmart, like Iron Maiden albums and Stephen King books.

My mom went to classes at church that taught her what I shouldn’t be exposed to. They studied what to cancel. From Mötley Crüe to NWA, I learned the protestant lesson. You kept the fun stuff hidden.

I could listen to music with headphones. I could get books from the library. I didn’t really notice the ’90s Disney boycott. I had younger siblings who wouldn’t stand for any Flanders-esque substitutes, so that one didn’t last long in our house.

The one that got me was the Levi’s boycott. Suddenly we were wearing Lee jeans, an off brand who made jeans with no regard for the shape of actual human bodies. They were cut to fit a theoretical person with stick legs that merged with an ass that was about four inches tall but as wide as a dump truck. Then they narrowed back to be too tight at the waist.

These days, people are only being “canceled” to the extent they aren’t getting big money from big corporations. They aren’t censored by the government. And big companies have to go where the money is. They can’t rely on racist artifacts like the Electoral College and the Senate and voter suppression. To them, money from a gay guy in San Francisco or a Black woman in Atlanta is as important as money from a white guy in rural Wyoming. It’s that actual conservative God — the Invisible Hand of the Free Market — at work.

The Dr. Seuss estate stopped publishing some books that weren’t selling much to begin with. Pepé Le Pew, a character built around one joke that isn’t funny anymore, won’t be in the new Space Jam movie. Mr. Potato Head … nothing changed there except the logo. Mainstream conservative media just told people they should be mad. When there is a widely popular plan to tax the rich to rebuild bridges and roads, you have to change the subject somehow.

People comparing the Lil Nas X video for “Montero (Call Me by Your Name)” and Cardi B video for “WAP” to Pepé assaulting a cat seem to be missing some big points about both consent and media aimed at children versus adults. And, as someone who enjoyed so-called “devil music,” I never noticed these kinds of complaints thrown at Hank Williams III for his “Straight to Hell” song. Go listen to that one to hear a straight white guy enthusiastically singing about heading down there. It didn’t generate any uproar.

As a kid, the Bible had the most murder, rape, violence, and supernatural horror I encountered in anything I read or listened to. For all the talk about the devil, he’s a bit player in the story, rarely mentioned outside the book of Job, where he is God’s gambling buddy. The real villains, occurring again and again throughout history, are the sanctimonious, authoritarian hypocrites who abuse scripture to justify their self-serving actions. The book’s main protagonist calls them on their bullshit and tells them God wants them to help the poor, the sick, and the downtrodden. Then they cancel him on a cross.

Craig David Meek is a Memphis writer, barbecue connoisseur, and the author of Memphis Barbecue: A Succulent History of Smoke, Sauce & Soul.