Categories
Politics Politics Beat Blog

‘I WRITE THIS IN PROTEST’: A LETTER

TO THE FLYER:

With close to 150,000 troops in the Middle East, and more on the way, “President” Bush has committed his country, right or wrong, to war with Iraq.

I write this in protest.

I write this for the thousands of middle and lower class troops that have to fight in another rich man’s war. Kids whose parents don’t make enough money to keep them off the battlefields. I write this for those who believe this is about oil– not justice or freedom or democracy or any of those words politicians and public relations firms pervert and try to sell us. I write this for those who don’t believe Bush’s liar, liar pants on fire indictment of Iraq. I write this for those who think Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden are monsters created by us, funded by our money, and armed with our weapons.

I write this for the careful student of history, who knows our record of state-sponsored terrorism. Who understands the animosity so many nations maintain against us. I write this for Prime Minister Mussadegh, whose overthrow by a U.S. backed Shah paved the way for the Ayatollah Khomeni. I write this for Vietnam and the Iran-Contra affair. I write this for Chilean President Allende, killed by a CIA-sponsored bullet in 1973. I write this for rigged elections and coup attempts from Lebanon to Zaire to Guatemala. I write for villages destroyed by missiles misguided by mistaken intelligence.

I write this for Muslim men, women, and children, to inform them that all Americans do not hate and fear them, do not seek their annihilation, and do not always support our government’s behavior. I write this for the citizens of Iraq, none of whom hijacked planes on September the 11th though all now brace themselves for war. I write this for those that died in the years since the Gulf War and for the innocents that will surely die when new bombs start falling. I write this for future generations of Muslims who may look at our actions in the coming months as reasons to accept the stereotypes terrorist recruiters offer them.

I write this for France, Germany, and other nations whose conviction does not waver in the face of their ally’s military majesty. I write for those that dissent when the United States violates international doctrines we insist all other nations respect. I demand proof, not propaganda. I write because I am a patriot. I write for the millions of other Americans that concur with me. I write because the United States is a beacon of freedom, a sanctuary from the evils of the world, and that, because of this, we must not abuse our place as the world’s leading superpower. I write because we must do what is right, what is fair, what is true.

I write because I protest.

Alex McPeak

{University of Memphis}

Bartlett

Categories
News News Feature

A POP QUIZ ON THE FRENCH

DEAR FLYER:

Here is a simple quiz for Donald Rumsfeld on the subject of “Old Europe”:

Q. What nation fought our founding fathers in order to keep us as their vassals? a. England; b. Japan; c. Mexico; or d. France.

Answer. a. England.

Q. What country gleefully sold us the middle one-third of our country for a reasonable price? a. England; b. Japan; c. Russia; or e. France.

Answer. e. France. Three million bucks in 1803.

Q. What country fought off three coalitions of the most powerful nations on earth for more than 20 years? a. England; b. Japan; c. Mexico; or d. France.

Answer. d. France.

Q. What country gave us the Statue of Liberty? a. England; b. The Netherlands; c. Mexico; or d. France.

Answer. d. France.

Q. What country provided its skilled military leadership to win the critical battles of the Revolutionary War, including Saratoga? a. England; b. Russia; c. Germany; d. Japan; or e. France.

Answer. e. France. Lafayette played a pivotal role on the side of Washington in the War. He could have stayed at home and lived a life of leisure.

Q. Has America ever produced a military genius on the order of Napoleon? a. Yes; or b. No.

Answer. b. No.

Q. Did England ever conquer France? a. Yes; or b. No.

Answer. b. No.

Q. In the greatest military victory of all time, Cannae, won by Hannibal in the Second Punic War, what was the nationality of the heavy cavalry that drove into the Roman center to finish the victory? a. French; b. English; c. German; or d. Carthaginian.

Answer. a.Gallic [French] heavy cavalry.

Q. Was England defeated by a Frenchman who became England’s king with the Pope’s blessing? a. Yes; or b. No.

Answer. a. Yes. William the Conqueror[Guillaume le Conquerant] was a Frenchman from Rouen, Normandy, France. He defeated England’s King Harold of Wessex on October 14, 1066 at the Battle of Hastings. He came, he saw, he conquered. He became an Englishman. Ask the English if William the Conqueror was a coward.

Q. Was England defeated in its conquest of France by a woman? a. Yes; or b. No.

Answer. a. Yes, by Joan of Arc, then only a child, at the battle of Orleans in 1429. Her battle cry then was “Go boldly in among the English!”

Q. Did America win World War II? a. Yes; or b. No. c. Neither of the above.

Answer. c. Neither of the above. A coalition of Russia, Australia, the United Kingdom, America, Canada, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden and France shared the victory.

Q. Did the French suffer a defeat in Indochina that America averted? a. Yes; or b. No.

Answer. b. No, Indochina is Viet Nam and both countries suffered losses there.

Q. Has America failed to win wars in which it “went it alone”? a. Yes; or b. No.

Answer. a. Yes, Somalia, Viet Nam and Korea are a few salient examples.

What is the point of this exercise? If you view France, for its disagreement with George Bush’s approach to Saddam Hussein, as cowardly, you may be wrong. Pause to consider the battles of Auerstadt, Zurich, Marengo, Jena, Castiglione, Rivoli, Aspern-Essling, Austerlitz, Wagram and Friedland, fought by France against a coalition of Russia, England and Austria in most instances. Learn of their courage, fighting doctrine and will, then call them cowards.

In the A-list of the Great Captains, we find Alexander the Great, Hannibal, Caesar and Napoleon, a Frenchman of Corsican roots who mastered the principles of Bourcet and Guibert, architects of French warfare, while he was a French military cadet. There are no Americans or Britons on the A-list of Great Captains.

“Old Europe” is right to suggest a “go slow” approach to war. Bush should move this country along economically instead of sallying forth on this latter-day Crusade or Anabasis to Babylon. An attack on a country 8% the size and population of ours will not play well with the deity or the world. Bullyragging is one thing when it’s a fair fight, quite another thing when it isn’t.

Sincerely,

Mark Ledbetter

via Germantown Democratic Club

FOR ANOTHER COMMENT ON THE TIMES, CLICK HERE. (Or go to http://www.moveon.org/technicaldifficulties/)

RESPONSES TO MARK LEDBETTER:

A little history goes a long way for the Bushies, so why shouldn’t it do the same for the rest of us? Thanks, Mark Ledbetter, for sharing this with us all…

Kenneth Neill

(Publisher and CEO of the Flyer)

Memphis

Mark is much more diplomatic in his criticism of what is happening in the world and the chaos the Bush regime has wrought. This is my take: Bush is not the President. We are suffering the results of a coup d’etat. The neo-fascist Bush administration ran a campaign that claimed, “we are uniters, not dividers” when the exact opposite is true. These people have turned the world upside down. They have divided our country and the world upon lines of gender, race, socio-econony, religion, and religion. They own the media propaganda machine. They intend to make war. They intend to make poverty. They are the most destructive force this country has ever endured. Only chaos will be created out of such destruction and discord. It will take a revolution to end this force. Those of us who object will have to work, probably for the remainder of our lives, to overcome it. I still have hope in the American people, for I know their will is being usurped.

Cheri DelBrocco

Germantown

Categories
News News Feature

MAY I PLEASE HELP ALL OF YOU?

The company that owns several fast-food franchises in the Mid-South has been ordered to make their burgers and fries accessible to everyone, not just those who can walk through their doors.

U.S. Attorney Terrell Harris’ office has filed a complaint against Century Management, LLC, alleging that many of the McDonald’s restaurants operated by the company are in violation of the American with Disabilities Act (ADA). The complaint alleges that the restaurants contain physical barriers which should be removed.

The complaint stems from an incident reported by a customer in a wheelchair who fell in the bathroom of one of the company’s restaurants.

“Century Management owns about 50 McDonald’s restaurants in the area, and the majority of those were built after 1996 and need improvements,” said Gary Vanasek, one of two U.S. attorneys handling the case for the government.

The Justice Department enforces the Fair Housing Act and the ADA, which provide architectural standards for buildings opened to the public after January 26, 1993. Buildings built prior to that date are required to remove any barriers to access.

“We want the company to improve the older restaurants in a readily achievable manner. The time limit is negotiable,” said Vanasek. Attorneys reached an impasse with the company after two years of talks. During that time, Vanasek said, Century removed some barriers, but other issues — including narrow restroom stalls and handicap ramps leading to restaurant doors — must still be addressed.

Century Management denied the allegations.

The justice department will surveys the restaurants and share its findings with Century Management. The company will then be required to correct the problems or could enter into court-ordered mediation. Vanasek expects the surveys to take from six weeks to two months.

The department has previously worked with Valenti Mid-South Management, operators of several Wendy’s restaurants, which is implementing its renovations over a two-year span.

Categories
News News Feature

‘WE STAND PASSIVELY MUTE’

Friends,

What follows is a speech given on the floor of the Senate, yesterday, by one of the few Democrats who, you will recall, last summer had the courage to speak up against giving President broad war-making powers in the Persian Gulf.

It’s hard to run for President when you’re 85 (87in 2006), but I swear, Robert Byrd of West Virginia would get more than a few votes if he did. But then again, the views of Senator Byrd, a longtime anti-Communist, a man whose conservative credentials are impeccable, will be derided by the right, no doubt, as those of a pawn of “brie-eating surrender monkeys.” Pity what happens when you get a little older.

Please pass this along to everyone you know, liberal, conservative, whatever. I defy anyone with sense and an honest heart to find flaws in his logic. Then print out a copy, put it on your refrigerator; I have a feeling it will be well worth rereading in the weeks and months ahead.

Kenneth Neill

Publisher and CEO

Contemporary Media, Inc.

STATEMENT BY U.S. SENATOR ROBERT BYRD

SENATE FLOOR SPEECH

‘WE STAND PASSIVELY MUTE’

WEDNESDAY 12 FEBRUARY 2003

To contemplate war is to think about the most horrible of human experiences. On this February day, as this nation stands at the brink of battle, every American on some level must be contemplating the horrors of war.

Yet, this Chamber is, for the most part, silent — ominously, dreadfully silent. There is no debate, no discussion, no attempt to lay out for the nation the pros and cons of this particular war. There is nothing.

We stand passively mute in the United States Senate, paralyzed by our own uncertainty, seemingly stunned by the sheer turmoil of events. Only on the editorial pages of our newspapers is there much substantive discussion of the prudence or imprudence of engaging in this particular war.

And this is no small conflagration we contemplate. This is no simple attempt to defang a villain. No. This coming battle, if it materializes, represents a turning point in U.S. foreign policy and possibly a turning point in the recent history of the world.

This nation is about to embark upon the first test of a revolutionary doctrine applied in an extraordinary way at an unfortunate time. The doctrine of preemption — the idea that the United States or any other nation can legitimately attack a nation that is not imminently threatening but may be threatening in the future — is a radical new twist on the traditional idea of self defense. It appears to be in contravention of international law and the UN Charter. And it is being tested at a time of world-wide terrorism, making many countries around the globe wonder if they will soon be on our — or some other nation’s — hit list.

High level Administration figures recently refused to take nuclear weapons off of the table when discussing a possible attack against Iraq. What could be more destabilizing and unwise than this type of uncertainty, particularly in a world where globalism has tied the vital economic and security interests of many nations so closely together? There are huge cracks emerging in our time-honored alliances, and U.S. intentions are suddenly subject to damaging worldwide speculation.

Anti-Americanism based on mistrust, misinformation, suspicion, and alarming rhetoric from U.S. leaders is fracturing the once solid alliance against global terrorism which existed after September 11. Here at home, people are warned of imminent terrorist attacks with little guidance as to when or where such attacks might occur. Family members are being called to active military duty, with no idea of the duration of their stay or what horrors they may face.

Communities are being left with less than adequate police and fire protection. Other essential services are also short-staffed. The mood of the nation is grim. The economy is stumbling. Fuel prices are rising and may soon spike higher. This Administration, now in power for a little over two years, must be judged on its record. I believe that that record is dismal.

In that scant two years, this Administration hassquandered a large projected surplus of some $5.6 trillion over the next decade and taken us to projected deficits as far as the eye can see. This Administration’s domestic policy has put many of our states in dire financial condition, under funding scores of essential programs for our people. This Administration has fostered policies which have slowed economic growth. This Administration has ignored urgent matters such as the crisis in health care for our elderly. This Administration has been slow to provide adequate funding for homeland security. This Administration has been reluctant to better protect our long and porous borders.

In foreign policy, this Administration has failed to find Osama bin Laden. In fact, just yesterday we heard from him again marshaling his forces and urging them to kill. This Administration has split traditional alliances, possibly crippling, for all time, International order-keeping entities like the United Nations and NATO. This Administration has called into question the traditional worldwide perception of the United States as well-intentioned peacekeeper. This Administration has turned the patient art of diplomacy into threats, labeling, and name calling of the sort that reflects quite poorly on the intelligence and sensitivity of our leaders, and which will have consequences for years to come.

Calling heads of state pygmies, labeling whole countries as evil, denigrating powerful European allies as irrelevant — these types of crude insensitivities can do our great nation no good. We may have massive military might, but we cannot fight a global war on terrorism alone. We need the cooperation and friendship of our time-honored allies as well as the newer found friends whom we can attract with our wealth. Our awesome military machine will do us little good if we suffer another devastating attack on our homeland which severely damages our economy. Our military manpower is already stretched thin and we will need the augmenting support of those nations who can supply troop strength, not just sign letters cheering us on.

The war in Afghanistan has cost us $37 billion so far, yet there is evidence that terrorism may already be starting to regain its hold in that region. We have not found bin Laden, and unless we secure the peace in Afghanistan, the dark dens of terrorism may yet again flourish in that remote and devastated land. Pakistan as well is at risk of destabilizing forces.

This Administration has not finished the first war against terrorism and yet it is eager to embark on another conflict with perils much greater than those in Afghanistan. Is our attention span that short? Have we not learned that after winning the war one must always secure the peace? And yet we hear little about the aftermath of war in Iraq. In the absence of plans, speculation abroad is rife. Will we seize Iraq’s oil fields, becoming an occupying power which controls the price and supply of that nation’s oil for the foreseeable future? To whom do we propose to hand the reigns of power after Saddam Hussein?

Will our war inflame the Muslim world resulting in devastating attacks on Israel? Will Israel retaliate with its own nuclear arsenal? Will the Jordanian and Saudi Arabian governments be toppled by radicals, bolstered by Iran which has much closer ties to terrorism than Iraq? Could a disruption of the world’s oil supply lead to a world-wide recession? Has our senselessly bellicose language and our callous disregard of the interests and opinions of other nations increased the global race to join the nuclear club and made proliferation an even more lucrative practice for nations which need the income?

In only the space of two short years this reckless and arrogant Administration has initiated policies which may reap disastrous consequences for years. One can understand the anger and shock of any President after the savage attacks of September 11. One can appreciate the frustration of having only a shadow to chase and an amorphous, fleeting enemy on which it is nearly impossible to exact retribution. But to turn one’s frustration and anger into the kind of extremely destabilizing and dangerous foreign policy debacle that the world is currently witnessing is inexcusable from any Administration charged with the awesome power and responsibility of guiding the destiny of the greatest superpower on the planet.

Frankly many of the pronouncements made by this Administration are outrageous. There is no other word. Yet this chamber is hauntingly silent. On what is possibly the eve of horrific infliction of death and destruction on the population of the nation of Iraq — a population, I might add, of which over 50% is under age 15 — this chamber is silent. On what is possibly only days before we send thousands of our own citizens to face unimagined horrors of chemical and biological warfare — this chamber is silent. On the eve of what could possibly be a vicious terrorist attack in retaliation for our attack on Iraq, it is business as usual in the United States Senate.

We are truly “sleepwalking through history.” In my heart of hearts I pray that this great nation and its good and trusting citizens are not in for a rudest of awakenings.

To engage in war is always to pick a wild card. And war must always be a last resort, not a first choice. I truly must question the judgment of any President who can say that a massive unprovoked military attack on a nation which is over 50% children is “in the highest moral traditions of our country”.

This war is not necessary at this time. Pressure appears to be having a good result in Iraq. Our mistake was to put ourselves in a corner so quickly. Our challenge is to now find a graceful way out of a box of our own making. Perhaps there is still a way if we allow more time.

READER RESPONSE

Thank God there are a few people around who speak the truth! I sometimes feel like I’m losing my mind, and I feel so alone. Thank you!

Judy Cooper

Senator Byrd’s remarks should be read by every American. Thanks for publishing them; our paper here did not, even though the Charleston Gazette is openly opposed to this war created by Bush. The power of the presidency is getting us into a mess, with a horrifying future. Byrd speaks very loudly, why do not the other Senators address this gathering storm and try to control this presidental power.

Robert Williams

Charleston, West Virginia

Categories
Politics Politics Beat Blog

CITY BEAT

INVESTMENT UPDATE

For Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, what

could be worse than the team’s 5-11 record in 2002? How about his own investment record?

Jones filed $16 million in claims last week against the estate of M. David Howell Jr., the Arkansas banker and investor who committed suicide last October as the scheme was unraveling. Attorneys for Jones, who is a graduate of the University of Arkansas, filed the claims in Pulaski County Probate Court.

They are the biggest to date in the case, in which investors in Memphis, Arkansas, and Texas lost some $70 million and counting in unregistered promissory notes with “returns” as high as 40 percent.

Until last week, the largest claims against Howell’s estate had been filed by Memphians Frank G. Barton Jr. ($5 million) and Logan Young ($4.5 million). At least 15 Memphis-area residents have sued Howell’s estate and brokerage firms Refco, Goldman Sachs, and Merrill Lynch in Crittenden County Circuit Court. Howell allegedly told them he had devised a system for investing in commodities and securities that was earning returns of up to 90 percent at a time when the stock market bubble was bursting. In fact, the lawsuit says, most of the “returns” came from other investors’ money.

As the Flyer has previously reported, Howell committed suicide in October in a hotel room in Beverly Hills, California. A few days earlier, the Arkansas Securities Department ordered him to stop selling the unregistered promissory notes and Bank of America sued him over $1.9 million in bad checks written in September and October.

Jones made two investments with Howell last year one for $5 million in April and another for $11 million in August. His claim includes a photocopy of a check for $6.125 million signed by Howell and dated January 15th, 2003. Howell apparently post-dated checks for investments plus interest and gave them to investors as a form of security.

Another claim was filed last week by Hot Springs banker Richard T. Smith for $7.5 million. Smith, expected to be a key figure in future litigation, co-signed some of the promissory notes with Howell and helped bring in new investors. In Memphis, investors say the sales network included friends of Young, who is from Osceola, Arkansas, and members of Chickasaw Country Club.

Several smaller claims were also filed last week in Pulaski County Probate Court. The deadline for filing claims is February 14th. A source familiar with the case said there will probably be an attempt by Howell’s side to move everything to Little Rock, which the Memphis group is expected to oppose.

Disposable City

You know a piece of property is doomed when people start talking about turning it into a prison. That’s one of developer Jackie Welch’s ideas for the Mall of Memphis.

Welch has no financial interest in the property, and his suggestion came in the midst of some wide ranging musings about the general state of Memphis and Shelby County. But the owner of Welch Realty does know a little about real estate and Memphis demographics, having sold businesses and building sites along Highway 51 in Whitehaven, Winchester in Hickory Hill, and Germantown Road in Cordova as the fortunes of those areas rose and/or fell.

The sprawling Mall of Memphis on the south leg of Interstate 240 has lost its anchors and scores of other tenants as retailers and customers moved east, first to Hickory Ridge Mall and then to Wolfchase Galleria. The Raleigh Springs Mall appears headed for a similar fate. Last week, Dillard’s announced that it will join Goldsmith’s and J C Penney in leaving the 32-year-old mall.

Customers and retailers have moved south and east to DeSoto County and the Wolfchase Galleria. Attempting to recapture some of that via annexation, Memphis has stretched its boundaries out Highway 64 nearly to Fayette County. Our disposable city encompasses more than 300 square miles.

For now, the most seriously sick patient is the Mall of Memphis, whose vast empty parking lots along Nonconnah Creek are in plain view of thousands of motorists passing through Memphis every day.

“They ought to turn those old department stores into schools and save some money,” Welch said, noting the general sense of alarm about county debt tied to new school construction. “Or they could put in a minimum-security prison.”

No cracks, please, about them being one and the same.

These suggestions are likely to get about as far as Welch’s earlier proposal to sell off a strip of Shelby Farms along Germantown Road or former Shelby County mayor Jim Rout’s joking observation that Midtown’s old Sears Building would make a swell prison. But the two malls on life supportmay well join the Sears Building on the perennially vacant list if somebody doesn’t come up with a better idea than the Community Redevelopment Act subsidies that were proposed and then aborted by the city a few years ago.

Welch, who sold nine school sites serving his subdivisions to the county board of education, said he’s out of the school business and focusing on a new bank he has started called First Souce which will open in April in Germantown.

“We’re not going to be the leaders in the residential market for the next few years like we were for the last 10 years,” he said.

Categories
News News Feature

HOW IT LOOKS

Categories
News

MANAGEMENT SHAKE-UP AT CONCORD AS STOCK SLIDES

Concord EFS, the Memphis-based company that processes credit card transactions, announced a management reorganization Thursday as its stock price, already down 70 percent, continued to slide.

As The Memphis Flyer reported last August, Concord executives and board members were huge sellers of the stock last year at the same time they were touting a corporate buyback of 250 million shares in an attempt to bolster public confidence.

Concord’s stock price hit $35 a share last year, but Thursday it was trading at about $10, down nearly $3 for the day. Concord was one of the best stock market performers in the decade of the Nineties, splitting several times and rewarding its top executives with millions of stock options.

In the reorganization, Richard Kiphart, a Concord director and major stockholder since 1997, was named chairman. Dan Palmer, cofounder of the company and former chairman, will serve as director and co-chief executive officer. Edward Labry III, cofounder with Palmer, and president, will serve as director and president. Bond Isaacson, who joined the company in 2002, was named director and co-chief executive officer.

Kiphart, Palmer, and Labry sold most of their stock in 2001 and 2002 at $27 to $31 a share. Palmer and Labry each netted $42,720,000 while Kiphart netted $41 million. The shares had been acquired via stock options for $1.14 to $1.98 a share, according to corporate financial disclosures.

Other executives, including the chief financial officer, also sold big blocks of stock months ahead of the buyback announcement, by which time the share price had fallen nearly 50 percent.

The Flyer reported last August that over the previous 13 months, Concord EFS insiders sold 28 times, exercising 4,285,142 options and dumping 6,077,722 shares. During the same time frame, there was no insider buying whatsoever.

Earlier this week, rumors were circulating of a management shakeup. On Monday, company spokesman Melinda Mercurio told the Flyer, “it is our policy not to comment on rumors.”

Concord EFS will report its fourth quarter earnings on February 18th.

Categories
Opinion Viewpoint

Stump Speech

My fellow Americans,

Relax and go about your business. Enjoy your children. Travel. Have some fun. Buy what you need when you need it. Invest in companies you trust and understand. Have confidence in the future of America. You are safer than any other population in the history of the world, and the events of September 11, 2001, did not change that.

Yes, there are terrorists out there. But that’s nothing new. From John Brown and John Wilkes Booth to Timothy McVeigh and Osama bin Laden, there have always been homicidal fanatics, and there will always be homicidal fanatics. But in the grand scheme of things, you are in much more danger from automobiles and cigarettes, from fast food and indiscriminate intercourse.

So forget the gas masks. Instead, drive defensively, give up smoking, eat better, get plenty of exercise, and practice safe sex.

You might also keep track of who in your family and which of your neighbors owns a gun. They are much more a danger to you than Osama bin Laden and his gang.

Meanwhile, as your next president, I will keep a close eye on who and what passes across our borders and enters our harbors. I will make sure cockpit doors cannot be opened in flight, and I will closely monitor who is allowed to pilot a plane. I will consider anyone who brags about killing Americans to be fair game for American retribution.

As your next president, I will spend most of my efforts spreading the gospel of secular democracy. I will speak to the peoples of the world honestly about America’s virtues and shortcomings, its wonderful freedoms and occasional missteps. I will share our prosperity — our food, our funds, our resources, and our technology — with the poor of the world, and I will use our natural resources responsibly.

And as your next president, I will not let the fearmongers rule the day. I will not let terror paralyze our nation. We must not be like the knight whose horse collapsed under the weight of his armor. Let us not collapse under the weight of our own anti-terror measures. Let us not, in some deluded effort to achieve perfect security, weigh down our transportation, trade, and immigration systems with so many supposed safeguards that the nation comes to a standstill. Let us not protect ourselves to death.

Nor will I use the events of September 11th or any future terrorist attacks as a pretext to create an imperial presidency. I will not undermine our system of checks and balances in the name of some self-declared “war” on terrorism which somehow allows me to give myself perpetual war powers. I will not whisper the magic words “war on terrorism” and expect Congress and the courts to submit meekly to my will, allowing me to jail whomever I want for as long as I want wherever I want, or to hold secret trials, or to start real wars without congressional permission.

Because, you see, I cannot be trusted. Whatever you do, do not trust me. Don’t trust anyone with the kind of powers some will try to claim in the name of fighting terrorism. Demand public trials. Demand congressional and judicial oversight of all presidential actions. Insist that the press have access to all governmental actions except those whose revelation might directly and immediately endanger our military men and women in time of congressionally declared war. Insist that your next president adhere to fundamental democratic principles: the presumption of innocence, the balance of powers, an empowered press, the right of citizens to remain free from government spying. Demand your freedoms, and demand them loudly.

My fellow Americans, I tell you today what you already know: We’re strong. We’re prosperous. We’re as safe as any nation can hope to be. Don’t give in to your fears. Don’t let anyone try to frighten you into voting for them.

Please vote for me. Then put aside your worries, and go live your lives.

Ed Weathers is a former editor of Memphis magazine.