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ONE DAY UNTIL WAKE-UP CALL

Lennox Lewis and Mike Tyson got weighed in separately Thursday for their Saturday night title fight here, as they have done everything separately so far, and that suits the two fighters’ camps and all the other interested parties just fine.

The first time heavyweight boxing champion Lewis and ex-champ Tyson will actually encounter each other in this week of their long-awaited showdown, will be at approximately 10:15 p.m., Central Standard Time, Saturday night — when they start flailing away in earnest and one of them first feels the, er, bite of the other’s leather.

They’ won’t even do the ceremonial pre-fight touching of gloves, and they will have already received their instructions from the referee separately — each fighter in his own dressing room at The Pyramid, the ten-year-old facility which is doomed to be replaced as the prime local sports arena by the new one about to be created expressly for the city’s newly acquired NBA Grizzlies.

No one responsible for this second-chance Bout of the Century (alternately — depending on which flack or writer is doing the describing – “of the Millennium”) is taking his chances in this second-chance venue — not after the riot that broke out in January at the New York press conference that was supposed to be announcing the fight in one of the familiar Las Vegas watering holes.

On the heels of that debacle, in which the two fighters and their handlers became involved in a brawl and Tyson allegedly sank his infamously errant teeth into Lewis’ leg, Nevada canceled out of the fight, and the other two major boxing states, New York and California, refused to license it.

Memphis, which, as HBO analyst Larry Merchant sees it, went after the fight “the way it would go after a new automobile plant,” won out for the rights when even the District of Columbia, where pro-Tyson sentiment is strong, could not or would not put the right deal together.

Merchant stood back shaking his head after Tyson’s 3 o’clock weigh-in, which the former champ, whom Merchant sees as a “psycopath,” had played to the crowd, flexing his muscles and generating by his mere presence the kind of whoops from the attendees that Lewis, whose weigh-in three hours earlier had been a brief and quiet affair by contrast, could never have hoped to generate.

“Boxing will lose if Tyson wins,” pronounced Merchant, whose HBO network is collaborating with Showtime in producing the pay-per-view version of the fight. “He’s convincing people that you don’t have the obey the rules, that boxing has no rules. And it does!”

As Merchant expounded on that theme (a somewhat self-serving one in that Lewis is contractually bound to HBO, just as Tyson has been to arch-rival Showtime), he referenced as cases in point such boxing misadventures as the notorious ear-biting incident in Tyson’s second loss to Evander Holyfield, and his evident attempts to break the arm of another opponent, South African heavyweight Frans Botha, as well as the disturbance caused in the hosting Vegas casino by Tyson backers after the earbite fight with Holyfield.

All of that is on the record, and a scenario of Good vs. Evil, with the dull-normal Lewis playing the good guy and a maniacally grinning Tyson portraying the villain, is just as clearly a part of the buildup to this fight as it is in most World Wrestling Federation ventures.

Yet there is another sense to the notion that Tyson is breaking the rules. Outside the Convention Center where the weigh-ins were taking place Wednesday were Lesbian activists holding signs which read, “THANKS MIKE FOR SAYING BEING GAY IS OK.” This was in the wake of Iron Mike’s leaving the Cordova gym where he works out the other day and making a point of embracing gay demonstrator Jim Maynard, whose sign had been protesting what he then presumed to be Tyson’s homophobia. In random remarks caught by reporters or TV crews Tyson has been at some pains to sound agreeable and professing himself more at peace with himself than ever before – though many of the monologue snatches captured on videotape have still needed to be bleeped a little before being played on the local air.

There were no few defenders of Tyson among the journalists inside the Convention Center – people ike Tony Datcher of BOSS Magazine , an inner-city magazine published in Washington, D.C. Datcher, who had been among those cheering the challenger, defended Tyson as “the people’s champ, who comes from the grass roots. The streets. You know? He’s no worse than Elvis, who got his cousin pregnant and married her at 14. He’s not perfect.” That this account scrambled the histories of two local music avatars, Presley and Jerry Lee Lewis, didn’t matter so much as the proletarian sympathies it bespoke.

For better or for worse, the two fighters were certainly leaving different imprints on the event and on the consciousness of those checking it out.. Both fighters are domiciling in Memphis and working out here, as well. But each has allowed a different establishment in the nearby casino town of Tunica, Mississippi, to claim itself as the fighter’s “official” headquarters. In practice, this has meant that each of the two pugilists held a press conference-cum-workout this week at the place in question.

Tyson’s Tunica media op, – at Fitzgerald’s on Tuesday – eschewed elegance and featured a savagely brief speed-bag session involving Tyson, followed by profanity-laced tirades directed at Lewis and his posterity by Iron Mike’s handlers – one of whom, unofficially, was “Panama” Lewis, banned from the sport for life for doctoring one of his pugilist’s gloves so as to permanently maim an opponent.

By contrast, the fastidious Lewis, who upon his arrival in Memphis last week was the subject of a motorcade parade through Beale Street and proclaimed aloud (despite later confessed misgivings about the humidity) “I Love Memphis,” spoke to reporters at length at his media-op at Sam’s Town, across the lot from Fitzgerald’s, then played ten minutes of chess with a local high school student before gallantly conceding. He finished by climbing into a ring and going through an extended workout routine, showing off his fast combinations and hip-hop footwork to an amplified reggae soundtrack. At one point, trainer Emmanuel Steward seemed to tip a bit of his fight plan when he affected a head-on bobbing and weaving style like Tyson and kept coaxing an obliging Lewis to attack his ribs.

Whatever its dimensions as a morality play, the Big Fight represents the potential coming of age for Memphis. The city is on something of a roll, sportswise, having not only having coaxed the Grizzlies away from Vancouver last season but attracted as team president and brand-new resident the NBA legend Jerry West, ex-of the LA Lakers as player and official.

Larry Merchant probably has it right. Tyson-Lewis may have been unacceptable to most places on the established landscape of professional boxing, but it is pure opportunity for an up-by-the-bootstraps place like our own. At the head of the effort to land the fight was Memphis’ African-American mayor of the last decade, Willie Herenton, a polished former schools superintendent who went after the fight once it got chased out of Vegas (abetted by such durable local figures as pol Joe Cooper, who kept on being an unofficial spokesman for efforts even after seasoned promoters had cut him out of the action).

His Honor will no doubt find in the consummation of his efforts Saturday night personal as well as civic satisfaction. At 6′ 5″, which would put him eye-to-eye with Lewis, the lanky 60-year-old Herenton is a former amateur boxing champion who has always believed he got sidetracked from his real destiny – which was to be a pro champion himself, a headliner..

“I never got beat once I got my growth,” says Herenton. He’s got two champions on his hands right now, and one of them, depending on how things get resolved Saturday night, may end up a champion for the ages. The loser may be compelled — WWF-style — to slink out of town. And out of boxing. A lot of people will be watching, both at home, via pay-per-view and in The Pyramid – at ticket prices which, to start with, ranged from $500 to $2400 but have been dropping at the street level as advance scalpers got stuck with too much inventory.

Meanwhile, the world won’t come to an end no matter what happens — not even the boxing world. As even Larry Merchant reluctantly concedes, “A big fight is good for boxing. Even if it’s boring.” Nobody imagines that this one will be.

One of the host of boxing characters who have descended on Memphis in this last week is a man named Steve Fitch, a.k.a. “The Motivator,” a member of Tyson’s entourage who seems to play the same exhortatory role with Iron Mike that Drew “Bundini”Brown used to with Muhammad Ali. All week the Motivator has been going around doing general trash talk and loudly counting down the days to the fight.

“Four days and a wake-up call,” he said on Tuesday, and he’s kept up the refrain all week, dropping the number a notch on each succeeding day. After Tyson’s weigh-in Thursday, which was two days and some-odd hours away from the promised wake-up call, he discovered HBO’s Merchant holding forth about the ill fate awaiting the boxing world if his man, Iron Mike, should win.

“Remember that man right there when you become champ of the world,” Fitch said to his two-year-old Malik, whom he’s been hoisting about on his shoulder, sometimes prompting him, parrot-like, to repeat the “wake-up call” line. “As long as you’re a winner, he likes you,” said the Motivator to his child… “But when you lose he don’t like you no more. Remember that guy right there.”

Merchant shook his head. “When you lose I’m going to say you lost. I’m not going to say you won.”

Then the Motivator began to dip back into some incident from their shared past.when, as he reminded Merchant, he was in the camp of another boxer, Lonnie Smith. “Remember it was dark one night in Santa Monica. It was a long time agoÉ.”

Whatever this was about, Merchant interrupted it with a quick, dismissive “All right” and waved Fitch off.

“See you fight night,” said the Motivator, evenly, and he and Malik took their leave.

They like Mike.

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LEWIS’ TRAINER LAYS IT ON THE LINE

Flyer: What kind of fight can we expect to see?

Steward: I think it will be very explosive, and emotional fight for the first three rounds, and then the big man knocks out the little man.

Flyer: Is this the greatest fight in history?

Steward: I don’t know, It’s gonna be hard to beat Ali v. Frazier but it has the potential because there’s two things that make great fights — emotion and dislike for each other — and both of them have that.

Flyer: How does it feel to be here in Memphis? Fighting in a city with a lot of history and the fight is the biggest deal at the Pyramid.

Steward: It’s always good to fight in a city that no one is used to having fights. And so the people appreciate it more than would be in Las Vegas, and you got the whole city coming out to really like host, and not just a casino, so I think it’s gonna be a very good turnout, and as a result the fighters are gonna fight a little bit better than they would in Las Vegas too.

Flyer: Is this about fighting or boxing or what is it about?

Steward: This is about fighting, it’s two guys who have been close to fighting each other for many years. And Mike Tyson had to give up his championship nearly five years ago because of Lennox Lewis then, So finally these two are here fighting in this town here and I think it’s gonna be an out pouring of events.

Flyer: Do you have any closing comments?

Steward: The fight won’t go but five rounds, Lennox Lewis knocks him out.

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LEWIS’ TRAINER LAYS IT ON THE LINE

Flyer: What kind of fight can we expect to see?

Steward: I think it will be very explosive, and emotional fight for the first three rounds, and then the big man knocks out the little man.

Flyer: Is this the greatest fight in history?

Steward: I donÕt know, ItÕs gonna be hard to beat Ali v. Frazier but it has the potential because there’s two things that make great fights — emotion and dislike for each other — and both of them have that.

Flyer: How does it feel to be here in Memphis? Fighting in a city with a lot of history and the fight is the biggest deal at the Pyramid.

Steward: ItÕs always good to fight in a city that no one is used to having fights. And so the people appreciate it more than would be in Las Vegas, and you got the whole city coming out to really like host, and not just a casino, so I think itÕs gonna be a very good turnout, and as a result the fighters are gonna fight a little bit better than they would in Las Vegas too.

Flyer: Is this about fighting or boxing or what is it about?

Steward: This is about fighting, itÕs two guys who have been close to fighting each other for many years. And Mike Tyson had to give up his championship nearly five years ago because of Lennox Lewis then, So finally these two are here fighting in this town here and I think itÕs gonna be an out pouring of events.

Flyer: Do you have any closing comments?

Steward: The fight wonÕt go but five rounds, Lennox Lewis knocks him out.

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FROM MY SEAT

Not only do I think steroid use in baseball should remain legal . . . I think it should be made (read: forced to be) public. In the aftermath of former MVP Ken Caminiti’s disclosure in Sports Illustrated that he was a frequent user of anabolic steroids, the debate over what is “performance-enhancement” and what is outright cheating has resurfaced.

One camp says baseball is being ruined — and records permanently tarnished — by the use of testosterone-building drugs. Everyone wants to hit the ball as far as Mark McGwire, regardless of what the juice used to reach those distances may do to their health (or, for all we know, what it did to Big Mac’s health).

The other camp — which, significantly, includes Major League Baseball’s player’s union — says leave the athletes alone. Steroids are merely another step up the performance ladder, “the next level” in sportspeak. If you’re not going to ask what kind of vitamins Barry Bonds is taking, or what kind of vegetables he eats, then don’t ask about what he might periodically inject. And while I’m hardly accusing Mr. 73 of abusing steroids, Barry would be the first to tell you that, if steroids are what got him all those home runs, he’d have a lot more company in the Over-70 Club. Steroids are an athlete’s choice. There is no victim in their use. Dead issue.

I’m of a mind that we treat professional baseball players like the big boys they are. The very wealthy, and thus powerful, big boys they are. Just as every major league player must decide whether to get behind the wheel of a car after that fourth or fifth drink, so he can decide whether the allure of home run distance and it’s accompanying glory are worth the needle marks that accompany steroid use. Since when is it the public’s responsibility to protect an athlete from himself? And as for protecting records, see Bonds’ stance above.

Unlike football, where brute strength is the fundamental element for success (and the reason steroids are and should be banned by the NFL), I’m not convinced bigger biceps help a batter turn around a Randy Johnson slider or a Pedro Martinez fastball.

The one “solution” I would ask of baseball in general and the players in particular is honesty. And this is certainly the key to obtaining performance justice and, I’m willing to bet, the ultimate eradication of steroids in the national pastime. Force the players to sign a disclosure form before every season, simply checking off a “yes” box if they have used steroids over the last 12 months or intend to over the year ahead. If they feel this is a violation of their civil rights, tell them to find the next career path that pays a minimum salary in excess of $200,000 for six months of work. And wish them well.

This will allow fans, the media, and everyone directly involved in baseball to at least know who is on juice, and who isn’t. (I envision an asterisk on the back of bubble-gum cards so youngsters, too, can learn fully — honestly — about their heroes.) What will keep a player from lying on the disclosure form? You guessed it: random testing. The only means of measuring a player’s system objectively, player to player. If a player checked “no” on his disclosure form and is found to be positive, he’s suspended for the remainder of the season. No second chances. See you at spring training.

Remember, all I’m asking for is honesty. When Sammy Sosa hits a ball 475 feet into an apartment building adjacent to Wrigley Field, I want to know if that was his muscle, built the old fashioned way, or some turbo-charged liquid power. And if he happens to be on steroids (this is merely hypothetical, Cub fans), fine. He still turned on a big-league pitch in a way no one else in the game can.

Get the players to open up about this heretofore closeted skeleton and it will lead to (1) an educated army of ballplayers who at least know what steroids do to them (and for them) and (2) a situation where, more than likely, the liquid monster will be stigmatized in major-leage clubhouses far and wide. Because if steroids are confronted honestly and openly by everyone from slugging outfielders to slap-hitting utility

men, the atmosphere surrounding those abusing these drugs won’t be hard to identify. It’ll be shame.

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LOOK AGAIN

Recent developments in the world of sports that caught my eye:

  • Three Canadian teams among the final four Eastern Conference contenders for the Stanley Cup. It’s hockey sacrilege that Winnipeg and Quebec City no longer have NHL clubs, while Phoenix and Denver suit up teams in this sport, a veritable religion north of the U.S. border. Not

    since Vancouver fell to the Rangers in 1994 has a Canadian club reached the Stanley Cup finals. Here’s hoping the Toronto Maple Leafs bounce

    back against the Carolina — long live the Hartford Whalers! — Hurricanes. (By the way, why is Toronto’s team not called the Maple Leaves?)

  • Open mike for whining millionaires. The only reason to pay attention to the recent public comments of Allen Iverson and Ken Griffey Jr. is because of the honesty in their tear-jerking gripes. Forget all the modern sports cliches about how “it’s all about the team.” No, with self-centered superstars like the Answer and Junior, “it’s all about me.” Count the number of championship rings between these two. Losers, both of them.

  • Ironing Tiger. Had to do a double-take when I recently read a sports headline claiming Tiger Woods is “considering” switching his irons to a model manufactured by, surprise, Nike. (You’ve got to be kidding me. Might as well make news of Fred Smith choosing to ship his packages via FedEx.) I know Tiger’s the king of the links these days, but does anyone care which irons he uses in bludgeoning the PGA Tour? (By the way, this is a fundamental problem I have with golf. You don’t read news about Sammy Sosa switching bats to gain more distance, more speed through the strike zone. An athlete’s performance should be about what his body does, not his equipment.)

  • 48 minutes . . . and they all count. The NBA’s conference finals have provided the most riveting playoff basketball since Mr. Jordan started dominating things this time of year in the early Nineties. The Celtics’ epic comeback in Game 3 against New Jersey, then Robert Horry’s buzzer-beating trey to complete the Lakers’ season-saving Game 4 win over Sacramento made for an NBA weekend unlike many we’ve ever seen. It’s been more than two decades since both conference finals went seven games . . . anyone betting against it this year? (And is there a basketball purist anywhere who wouldn’t love to see a Boston L.A. Finals reunion?)

  • Hornets fly the nest. What’s the big deal about yet another professional sports community divorce? Because this will finally rectify a 23-year violation of dignified team-naming laws. When Charlotte’s runaway NBA franchise lands in New Orleans, the Big Easy can seize back its name from Salt Lake City’s thieving hoop powers. The Jazz belong in Utah every bit as much as the Nordiques belong in Denver. The NBA can once again have its New Orleans Jazz, and Salt Lake — home to the Pacific Coast League’s Salt Lake Stingers — will be more than comfortable with their “new” Utah Hornets.

  • Frank delivers for Redbirds. Upon his promotion from Double-A New Haven, Mike Frank picked up three hits and drove in four runs on May 12th, as Memphis split a doubleheader with Calgary. He crushed his first PCL homer two days later. Could it be that the answer to the Redbirds’ hitting prayers all along was a sweet swinging outfielder named Frank? (I’m first in line for his game-worn uniform at season’s end.)

  • Baseball standard in Seattle. As the Mariners again pull away from the American League West, Lou Piniella’s outfit solidfies itself as the best team story in sports. Three greedy future Hall of Famers fly the coop and Seattle merely wins 116 games. If there’s any hope for baseball, any chance the owners and players can come to agree on a longterm future of the sport, the Mariners should be the example used. (And keep this in mind, home run lovers: Seattle won those 116 games without a single player hitting so much as 40 dingers.)

  • The perfect sport? No contract gripes. No finger pointing between coaches and players. No strikes or lockouts. No speaking about yourself in the third person. You gotta love horse racing. Here’s hoping War Emblem can become the first Triple Crown winner in 24 years when he leaves the gate at the Belmont June 8th.

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    Catching On

    If familiarity breeds contempt, the Memphis Redbirds and Keith McDonald are

    dancing dangerously close these days. Now in his fifth year

    wearing a single cardinal, McDonald bows only to Rockey

    and maybe Stubby Clapp in terms of

    recognizability at AutoZone Park. While the dream of every pro

    ballplayer is to spend his career in one happy home, the nightmare

    is to be cast for the sequel to Bull Durham. Sure,

    minor-league baseball is charming … for everyone but the players.

    McDonald and relief pitcher Rick Heiserman are

    the only two Redbirds to have played in each of the

    team’s five seasons in Memphis. Only Clapp has played in

    more games as a Redbird than the 29-year-old backstop

    from southern California. So McDonald has enjoyed the

    highs of a Pacific Coast League champion (2000) and the

    lows of a last-place finish (2001), with countless faces

    alongside him, either on their way up to St. Louis or on

    their way out of baseball. While his sights are firmly set on

    a big-league job, McDonald is magnanimous in

    describing his Triple-A home. “I enjoy Memphis,” he says. “It’s

    hard not to like the facility and the fans. When you’re

    moving up, [minor-league] level to level, you don’t really get

    to know a place. I’ve got some really good friends in

    Memphis now, and that’s nice. The die-hard fans we have

    here are really good people.”

    Triple-A rosters change as frequently as the cast

    of NYPD Blue. McDonald has become Andy Sipowicz

    with shin guards and a catcher’s mitt, trying to match

    new names with new faces, all the while keeping his sights

    set on a permanent promotion. As the Redbirds’

    everyday catcher, McDonald’s job is made all the more

    challenging by the new faces on the mound. “Position

    players moving up and down don’t have near the impact on

    a team as does the pitching,” explains McDonald. “We’re

    using [pitchers] that didn’t break camp with us. Trying to get the

    best out of them is the hardest thing. It’s kind of organized chaos.”

    While McDonald’s time in the big leagues to date

    might best be described as a cup of coffee, his short stint was

    worthy of the finest mug of joe ever poured by

    Starbucks. McDonald celebrated the Fourth of July in 2000 by

    becoming only the third St. Louis Cardinal in history to homer

    in his first at-bat, drilling a pinch-hit tater off Cincinnati’s

    Andy Larkin. Two days later, McDonald homered in his

    second big-league plate appearance, joining the St. Louis

    Browns’ Bob Nieman who pulled the trick in 1951 as the

    only players in more than a century of major-league baseball

    to homer in their first two at-bats. In only nine career

    at-bats in The Show, McDonald has three hits all of them

    home runs for a nice little slugging percentage of 1.333.

    “I’ve only watched [the homers] on tape once,”

    says McDonald. “The Fourth of July, the stadium packed …

    it was a great feeling. The second one, I was more

    worried about getting Rick Ankiel through the game than the

    record. What I have in my head, as far as memories go, is a

    lot better than what video can reproduce.”

    After getting off to a dreadful start at the plate,

    McDonald has pushed his batting average above his career mark of

    .271. For a player who feels his glove is his ticket to the

    major leagues, that kind of hitting is well above the norm for

    his position. If he can carry that figure to the next

    level, McDonald feels certain his minor-league career will be

    over. “I don’t think my skill level is an everyday catcher’s,”

    admits McDonald. “But I think I can back up.”

    When you take into consideration some of the

    pitchers McDonald has caught in Memphis Ankiel, Matt

    Morris, Alan Benes, Bud Smith, Gene Stechschulte you

    realize he’s been 60′ 6″ from big-league arms, though still

    miles away from the roster spot he covets. While a love affair

    with Bluff City fans has its virtues, McDonald would be

    the first to tell you that five years of Triple-A ball is enough.

    “I haven’t really been given an opportunity to show [the

    Cardinals] I can play every day up there,” he says. “[A

    promotion to St. Louis] is out of my control, unless

    somebody gets hurt or gets traded, or I get traded.”

    Does McDonald fear having plateaued at

    Triple-A? “I wouldn’t say I’ve plateaued” is the catcher’s quick

    answer. “It just hasn’t worked itself out

    yet.”

    Dajuan, Drew, Or Dunleavy?

    By James P. Hill

    The Grizzlies look for an impact player with their fourth pick.

    Grizzlies management walked away from the NBA draft lottery in New Jersey having learned that

    it will pick fourth overall in the first round and 32nd and

    44th in the next two rounds. Now the focus shifts to

    available talent. The Grizzlies are looking for the type of player

    who can make a quick transition to the NBA.

    “That’s the most important thing. You need a player

    that can step in and make some contribution almost

    immediately, particularly when your team is not where you want

    to be,” said Grizzlies GM Jerry West.

    So who would you pick with the fourth selection in this

    year’s NBA draft? How about Yao Ming, the 7′ 5″ center/forward out

    of China? Chances are Ming will probably be in New York City

    on June 26th smiling and wearing a Houston Rockets cap.

    “Somebody that big who’s played fairly successfully

    for China and played very well in the Olympic Games,

    people will have an interest in him,” West said.

    What about going small and picking a guard? Well,

    if you’re thinking about Jay Williams from Duke, he may

    be in New York grinning and holding up a Chicago Bulls

    jersey or even sporting a Golden State Warriors hat.

    Since Chicago picks second and Golden State third, there’s a

    strong chance Williams will be unavailable. Many observers

    believe Williams is arguably the best prospect in this draft.

    How about selecting Caron Butler, a 6′ 7″ forward

    from UConn? Butler can flat-out score, averaging 19.5 points

    per game in the Big East. And Butler goes to the glass

    and snatches 7.6 rebounds per contest. He possesses hoop

    skills, which can surely help the Grizzlies, but is Butler the

    right fit for a team that already has four forwards?

    Another player with smooth moves and a solid

    post game is 6′ 10″ Kansas forward Drew Gooden,

    whom many experts expect to be a lottery lock. The Big

    12 MVP is ready to play at the next level, but with

    Lorenzen Wright healthy and playing well, what would the

    rookie bring to Memphis that the Grizzlies don’t already have?

    How would Mike Dunleavy Jr., the 6′ 9″ Duke

    standout, look wearing a Grizzlies uniform next season?

    Probably pretty good. Dunleavy can dribble, pass, score, and run

    the floor. If Dunleavy is available at number four, the Grizzlies

    may be hard-pressed to pass him up. He’s a player and not just

    because of his father’s legacy. Mike Jr. has proved he’s got game.

    How about Dajuan Wagner, last season’s

    University of Memphis freshman phenom? After leading the

    Tigers to the NIT championship, he’s ready to test his game at

    the highest level. But the question remains: Is Wagner

    coming out too early? And with Jason Williams and Brevin

    Knight playing the point, can the Grizzlies use a quick-scoring

    lead guard? Many fans in Memphis would love to see

    Wagner stay and play in the Pyramid one way or another.

    Finally, a sleeper in the draft may be Western

    Kentucky’s 7 ‘ 1″ center Chris Marcus. He brings a big low-post

    game to the blocks that could be helpful in freeing up more

    scoring opportunities for the Grizzlies’ power forwards.

    Whether the Grizzlies decide to go big or small

    with their pick, you better believe Mr. Clutch will bring in

    a player he knows can help the Grizzlies next season

    and for the long haul.

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    THE CURSE OF OL’ DIZ

    When spring training opened in February, the St. Louis Cardinals had the kind of starting pitching that was the envy of every other team in the National League . . . including the hurling gold standard of the last decade, the Atlanta Braves. Seven St. Louis starters — a nice blend of veterans and youth — were vying for Tony LaRussa’s five-man rotation, the kind of excess rare in this era of expansion-driven pitching

    dilution. But then by the end of April, that seven-armed beast had been reduced to a two-armed wounded animal, pushed along by stopgap support from our Triple-A Redbirds. How do you explain the black cloud hovering over the mound at Busch Stadium? You’ve got to go back . . . way back.

    We all know about the Boston Red Sox and the Curse of the Bambino. The Bosox traded Babe Ruth to the Yankees in 1919 and haven’t won the World Series since. While the Cardinals have enjoyed far more success than Boston over the last eight decades, the franchise has suffered a history of pitching ills that is straight out of Ripley’s. And it all began at the 1937 All-Star game.

    The finest pitcher of the Depression era — Dizzy Dean — was on the hill that day representing the Cardinals and the National League. He was doing fine until a line drive off the bat of Cleveland’s Earl Averill hit him directly on the big toe, breaking the digit and later forcing Ol’ Diz to alter his pitching mechanics . . . which damaged his flame-throwing arm and ended his career all too early. Quite a sacrifice for an exhibition game.

    Thirty years later, the legendary Bob Gibson suffered an eerily similar injury, as a line drIve broke one of his legs just below the knee. Considering Gibson was tougher than Gorilla Monsoon on a bad hair day, the St. Louis ace returned to action later that fall and led the Cardinals to a World Series victory . . . over the Red Sox.

    It’s been over the last 20 years that this pitching phantom has really haunted St. Louis arms (and other anatomical parts). Danny Cox, an 18-game winner for the 1985 National League champions, broke his foot jumping off a seawall during a spring training fishing excursion. The Cards’ finest pitcher of the Eighties — John Tudor — broke a leg in 1987 bracing an opposing catcher’s fall into the Cardinals’ dugout!

    Over the course of the Nineties, several young St. Louis pitchers acquainted themselves more with surgical knives than resin bags. Donovan Osborne was a first-round draft pick who never got anywhere near his projected level of dominance because of one injury after another. Alan Benes broke out with 13 wins in 1996 and was near the top of the National League in strikeouts and ERA a year later when shoulder damage shut him down. He was last seen being released out of spring training by the Chicago Cubs. Ouch.

    Which brings us to the current Cardinal pitching crisis. Rick Ankiel — not so long ago, the next Koufax — never left Florida, as elbow trouble was added to his paralyzing control problems. Next to go down was Woody Williams, unable to make it even five innings in his first start of the season (pulled abdominal muscle . . . huh?). Garrett Stephenson’s remarkable recovery from “Tommy John surgery” to repair his damaged right elbow was interruped by back spasms, landing him on the disabled list next to Williams. Poor Andy Benes could no longer get big league hitters out, partly due to a debilitating knee injury, and retired after three starts. Finally, former Redbird Bud Smith — he of no hitter fame last season — was placed on the DL with shoulder pain in late April.

    The result of this fallout was a Cardinal rotation with two legitimate big-league arms: Matt Morris (another “Tommy John” survivor) and Darryl Kile. And the trickle-down effect hit the Memphis Redbirds rather hard. Instead of serving as linchpins in the Memphis rotation, Josh Pearce, Travis Smith, and Jason Simontacchi have been forced into duty for the Cardinals well before they are entirely prepared. Which means the youngsters’ development is curtailed, and our Triple-A outfit is not as competitive as it might be.

    Just last week, Stephenson and Williams returned to the Cards’ rotation and a degree of normalcy was felt both in St. Louis and Memphis (where the Redbirds welcomed both Smiths back with open arms). There’s a lot of baseball season left to play . . . and a lot of innings left for — cross your fingers here — healthy arms. Somewhere in baseball heaven, Dizzy Dean is wincing.

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    FROM MY SEAT

    RACING WITH FRIENDS

    I’ve got triathlons on the brain this week. Not to say I’m remotely near the physical fanaticism required to participate in one of these widow-makers. Asking me to swim 2.4 miles would most certainly kill me, as my swimming skills can best be described as those of a person who would otherwise drown immediately were it not for the flailing of limbs that merely postpones the inevitable. I love a nice gentle swim across

    the pool . . . only because I’d otherwise wind up at the bottom of said pool. Swimming as competition? Yikes. Add a 112-mile bike ride and — clutch your chest here — a 26.2 mile run (which alone killed the Individual who originally accomplished the feat in delivering a war-time message to Marathon, Greece)? You might as well ask me to leap the Morgan Keegan building in clown shoes.

    The 20th annual Memphis in May Triathlon will be held this Sunday, and 1,400 competitors are expected to participate in the event (not quite an Iron Man, the MIM triathlon is the same distance as an Olympic triathlon: .9-mile swim, 24.8-mile bike ride, and 6.2-mile run). I had the pleasure last month of attending the wedding — in Carmel, California, no less — of an old college buddy who prides himself these days on his triathlon achievements. Tamio has already completed — survived? — the Florida Iron Man and shows no indication of backing off this superhuman hobby of his. He goes so far as to claim merely running a marathon doesn’t light his fire, so to speak. Imagine Neil Armstrong asking NASA for permission to continue toward Mars. Been to the moon . . . done that.

    In spending time with Tamio — and another dear friend I hadn’t seen in nearly a decade — I began to blur the distinction between the requirements for a triathlon and those for a lifelong friendship. Absolute devotion. Stubborn desire. More than a little flexibility. Versatility. Tirelessness. The ability to stay upright when so many elements say, “Lay down, silly one.”

    Taking the allegory a step further, you might view a long friendship as having a similar pattern to a triathlon. Stage One can be a little messy, a lot of kicking, arms akimbo, bumping into one another, gasping for a breath or two, maybe even choking a little now and again. But always with the same destination in mind. You complete this shortest of the three stages, drip dry as you head for Stage Two, ready to eat up some course.

    Which is where things get dangerous for good friends. You hit a period where — metaphorical bike underneath — you may feel as though cruise control has been reached. The wind in your face feels good, the scenery passes at a steady rate, your legs are pumping those pedals like a clock in perfect rhythm. Only problem is, you look up and the crowd you started with is no more. New faces, new structure to the wheel-spinning pack. Before you know it, your legs have pumped, your lungs have burned for 112 miles . . . and you’re back on your own.

    Stage Three: a marathon to the finish line. In other words, the hard part. The pace slows, muscles begin to ache (if you can feel them anymore), and every breath comes at a premium. While I’ve never been there myself, what I’ve heard from athletes who have stayed on their sneakers for 26.2 miles is that one element takes over all others as you near the end: focus. On the finish line, a favorite memory, a favorite song . . . a best friend. Focus. For your body to remain on target, your mind has to stay alert. It’s at this point where the myriad distractions we allow to cross the path of our daily lives become all too ancillary. And the elements we hold dear again become a part of us.

    I should have begun by saying I have friends on the brain this week. Good friends. Who knows how long each of our triathlons will be? I’m not sure precisely which stage of friendship I’ve reached with my college pals, though I’m fairly certain all three of us are pumping through Stage Two. The best part is, thanks to Tamio’s wedding last month, I found my original pack. And I’ll keep pumping.

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    FROM MY SEAT

    HOOP DREAMING

    It’s time to fantasize. We’ll take our lone big-league operation — the Memphis Grizzlies — and brainstorm over a few ways to improve on last season’s 23-59 performance, add some talent around Pau Gasol and Shane Battier, and build toward playoff contention by the time our new arena is completed in 2004.

    How about luring Mr. Logo himself, Hall of Famer Jerry West — the sharpest NBA mind of this generation, a guy who radiates class and dignity — from a cushy gig in L.A. right here to the Bluff City? He can run the show, top to bottom. Another NBA club interested in making a deal? Let me transfer you to Mr. Logo. Big-name free agent shopping his skills? Mr. Logo on line one. Instant credibility, league-wide. Instant respect for the Grizzlies, nation-wide.

    Huh? This is actually happening? Jerry West a Memphian? Well, let’s keep the fantasy-ball spinning.

    Owner Michael Heisley is so elated over getting his guy that he flies to Memphis, calls a meeting with the City Council, County Commission, both mayors, four TV networks — even invites the daily paper — and announces he is footing the bill for the Grizzlies’ new arena. It’s the right thing to do, says Heisley, as it’s his team, after all, and he’ll be reaping the benefits a decade from now when the luxury boxes are full, Gasol is an annual MVP candidate, and Jason Williams — not the one you might think — is electrifying ESPN’s sportscenter throughout the winter. The owner’s only request is that the arena be christened Heisley Fieldhouse. A slice of immortality he will have earned with his wallet.

    Which brings us to our next dream sequence. The Grizzlies wind up second in the upcoming draft behind the Golden State Warriors. Golden State takes the plunge and drafts Chinese phenom, Yao Ming, as the Bay Area’s Asian population provides the kind of environment Yao is demanding before he crosses the Pacific. With the second pick, Memphis takes Duke’s Jason Williams, the second year in a row the Grizzlies land a former Blue Devil in the first round, better yet a former national college player of the year. During TNT’s national coverage of the draft, Williams is seen smiling — something the current Jason Williams in Memphis last did in second grade — and boasting that, instead of going to Disney World, he’s “going to Graceland.”

    Ego-tremors are felt in greater Los Angeles as Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant each blame the other for the Lakers’ flame-out in the Western Conference finals against the Dallas Mavericks. Bryant is loud and clear about his wish to get out of L.A., preferably for a team closer to the east coast, where he can turn a franchise into the kind of power that can reach the Finals and backhand Shaq’s Lakers on the way to the title. Kobe calls his old pal, Mr. Logo.

    West swings his first blockbuster for Memphis, sending the “old” Jason Williams — along with first-round picks in both 2003 and 2004 — to the Lakers for Bryant. When asked about his West Virginia connection to Williams, West displays his 2000 NBA championship ring and describes it as a tighter connection to Bryant. The day after the deal, sales of Sprite go through the roof throughout the Mid-South.

    Mr. Logo makes a call to native Memphian Elliot Perry and offers him a job as an assistant coach in charge of community outreach. With not half of West’s skill as a player, but with every bit the integrity, class, and dignity of Mr. Logo, Perry leaps at the chance to contribute on an NBA level to the city he served so admirably as a high school and college star. While he’ll be involved with Sidney Lowe’s game-day staff, Perry’s primary responsibility will be to make sure every child in the Memphis City School system gets at least one chance each year to see an NBA game or to meet a Grizzly in person. No matter what the crowd at The Pyramid may tell you, no matter what kind of music is blared from the arena’s speakers, basketball is a game for kids. Elliot Perry’s the guy to remind us.

    Fantasy you say? No chance? Call Mr. Logo.

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    MY FRIEND, SPIDEY

    Do yourself a favor. Finish reading this column, put the bills and errands aside, grab some family and/or friends, and go see Spider-Man at the nearest megaplex. And let me clarify something here: This is not a movie review. I could no more critique a film about Spider-Man than I could evaluate the strengths and weaknesses (there are no weaknesses) of my 3-year-old daughter. You see, Spidey and I go too far back. And just as I would if, say, an old college roommate were making his big-screen debut, I’m hereby urging you to go spend a couple of hours with the ol’ webhead. If he’s not your friend already well, acquaint yourself.

    As a child of the Seventies, I had what amounts to a boyhood trinity of heroes: Roger Staubach (quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys), Paul Stanley (lead singer of KISS), and Spidey. Even Staubach would lose a game every now and then. And it took a couple of years before my parents would allow any KISS records in the house. But Spider-Man? He was always there, month after month after month.

    My grandfather bought me my first Spider-Man comic — Amazing Spider-Man #177 — in 1978. I had read plenty of comic books before this epic gift, but I was more of a baseball-card kid at the time. Comics were a nice distraction, but I didn’t have the bug (so to speak) just yet. In that issue, Spidey took on his archenemy, the Green Goblin (whose secret identity turned out to be a huge surprise an imitation Goblin, if you can believe that).

    I lost my grandfather in 1979 but kept finding my way to local comic outlets for the next 20 years. Why the love affair with Spider-Man? Let me count the ways.

    Were it not for his being bitten by a radioactive spider in a high school lab, Peter Parker might as well be you or me. School problems, girl problems, peer problems. No leaping over a building in a single bound for young Parker. No Batmobile to tool around in. Then along came a spider.

    Before there was Spider-Man as we know and love him, he was a circus act. A mercenary. Peter simply wanted to cash in on his newfound powers to the highest bidder. It wasn’t until he ignored a chance to stop a burglar — who, as fate would have it, later murdered his uncle Ben — that Peter realized his mantra: with great power comes great responsibility. Has there ever been a cornier superhero slogan? And, I ask you, has there ever been such a slogan more worthy of our attention?

    The meaning of hero was redefined for us on September 11, 2001. Spider-Man — to say nothing of Roger Staubach or Paul Stanley — isn’t in the same league as those firemen and police officers who stormed up a pair of skyscrapers they knew were coming down. Since that horrible day, it’s the men and women fighting to end the horrors of terrorism who have come to embody modern heroism.

    But you know what? Spider-Man would have been there to help. As irrational as it may sound now — and, admittedly, it’s a child’s fantasy invading an adult’s mind — I wished for there to be a real Spider-Man as the twin towers and Pentagon burned. I wished for reality to take a backseat temporarily long enough for good to once again stiff-arm evil.

    To date, my collection of Amazing Spider-Man comics numbers almost 400. I quit collecting the current issues in 1998 when the powers-that-be at Marvel Comics made the god-awful decision of essentially starting over, with the second volume of Spidey’s story to be told in a more modern context. (Talk about reinventing the wheel.) I’ve been left with the task of going back in time, working my collection downward, the price of an issue going up as the number on the cover gets smaller. (I’m at #53, a treasure from October 1967.)

    As I go back with Spidey — and get older every day — I realize all the more how great my hero’s powers really are. The power to escape, not so much in body but in mind. If you ask me, the perfect hero for the silver screen. As this long-awaited motion picture finally arrives, I am disappointed in one regard. Columbia should have cast me as Peter Parker.

    There’s always the sequel.