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MEMernet: Buns Out, God Loves Memphis Mane

#sunsoutbunsout

If you were on social media at all last week, you probably saw this man.

The post went sort of Memphis-viral, appearing at times on Facebook, Twitter, and, of course, NextDoor.

The original post reads: “Y’all. As I walked Arlo this morning in my lovely Central Gardens neighborhood, this is what I saw. I even waved and said good morning, thinking he’d scurry inside. Nope! He smiled and waved back while watering the porch flowers, with no qualms at all! #itsnoteven11amyet #socksjockhatandready #itshotbutnotthathot #sunsoutbunsout #memphisashell #ilovemidtown #itsneverdull”

Posted to Facebook by Audra Eickhoff.

Yeah, mane

Spoiler alert: It’s an ad for The Church at the Well.

Posted to Reddit by u/besame15.

Holy!

“Let’s reclaim the holy land.”

Posted to the fishing memes subreddit by u/the_shrimp_boi.

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Crime and Punishment and Societal Problems

The issue of public safety is sure to surface sooner or later in this city election season. Fodder for it was provided on Tuesday during an address to the Rotary Club of Memphis from Memphis Police Director Michael Rallings.

MPD director Mike Rallings

As is usual under such circumstances, the head of MPD was prepared with plenty of statistics. In a nutshell, there were two sets of measurements: 1) the state of criminal incidents since last year, and 2) the state of things since the city’s high-mark for violent crime in 2006 — the year that the data-driven policy of Blue Crush took hold in the department.

By the second measure, progress is undeniable. The incidence of crime is down 6 percent since the advent of Blue Crush — and, as Rallings noted, that means 1,625 fewer victims per annum. As for violent crimes, there were 36,859 by this point in 2006; there are some 26,000 in 2019, thus far, an impressive decline.

Now for the bad news: “Homicides are still a challenge,” Rallings said. The number of murders has picked up this year by a margin of 13 percent over last year. Another issue is a drastic increase in the number of firearms stolen from vehicles since the passage of state legislation several years back that allows guns belonging to licensed owners to be left in automobiles. Rallings pointed out the irony that the state’s lawmakers were much more scrupulous about banning the use of cellphones in cars than they have been regarding guns.

The director said the ideal number of MPD officers is 2,600, adding that there are 2072 officers currently. He said he expects to see the force reach 2,300 officers by the end of 2020.

But, as Rallings noted, the best means of lowering the crime rate is not that of merely buttressing the police component. He pinpointed three predominant facts common to offenders: 1) the fact of being a high school dropout, 2) the subjection during one’s upbringing to an atmosphere of domestic violence, and 3) the incidence of transience in the life of offenders’ families. The best means of curtailing crime, Rallings said, would be to find solutions to these insufficiencies in the lives of the city’s less fortunate citizens.

This year’s mayoral candidates might take heed of Rallings’ findings, particularly his syllogism that “to improve literacy is to reduce crime.” That relates particularly to his first point. As for his second point, Rallings said there was a direct correlation between “intimate-partner violence” in the home to crimes committed later on by youths raised in those circumstances. Clearly, an increased emphasis on reducing domestic abuse is as relevant to crime control as it is to culture in general in the #MeToo era.

All in all, Director Rallings made obvious the connection between social attitudes, insufficient housing, poverty and its attendant social problems, and the crime rate. It behooves the mayoral candidates of 2019 to consider the facts and come up with strategies to improve the situation on all fronts.

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MEMernet: Virtual Dad

A round-up of Memphis on the World Wide Web.

Virtual Dad

Will Loden wants to be your dad.

If you never learned how to wash a car, throw a football, open a jar, or take a nap, Loden’s character “Virtual Dad” is ready to step in.

About a year ago, Virtual Dad debuted with a how-to YouTube video, “How To Take Out the Trash.”

“This is a full trash can,” Virtual Dad says, motioning to a mound topped with milk jugs and beer bottles. “You’ll notice it’s full ’cause there’s stuff over’n the top of it.”

Dad uses classic-dad nicknames, like hoss, rascal, and kiddo, but he’s not the most responsible, saying once, “I didn’t know I had you this weekend.”

Dad’s instructions are correct, but comedy is the real lesson on display. Directions about washing a car from the top down, for example, lead to a hilariously unexpected diatribe about Reaganomics. Classic dad move.

Production value on the series is high, and Loden doesn’t do it alone. Virtual Dad was created by Loden, Derek Beck, and Jono Foley. Music is by Trevor Smith, and graphics are by Corey Ellis.

Find Virtual Dad on Facebook (@virtualdad) and on YouTube at Virtual Dad.

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Mid-South Staycation Guide

It’s summertime, and the living is easy. Everyone loves to plan a getaway — maybe a vacation at the beach or in the mountains, or maybe a long-awaited trip to Europe. But vacations pass quickly, and soon, here you are, back in Memphis, Tennessee. But happily for us, that doesn’t mean our vacation has to end. These fine Flyer advertisers have got some great ideas to spice up your summer without ever having to leave the Mid-South. Relax at a local resort or hotel, ride a bike, enjoy a casino outing, take in a museum. The options are endless, and so is your vacation, if you do it right.

Calvin L. Leake | Dreamstime.com

Bonne Terre Country Inn

Now is the perfect time to find your “Good Earth” at Bonne Terre.

Book a stay at the bed and breakfast to relax, remember, and renew. The pool is open, and the fish are biting in the lake! Celebrate with us seven days a week. Breakfast served for inn guests.

Beautiful Mississippi event resort, hosting beautiful weddings, private meeting retreats, and family reunions. Located just outside Memphis on the quiet country roads of Nesbit, Mississippi.

4715 Church Rd., Nesbit, MS

(662) 781-5100

bonneterreinn.com

Peddler Bike Shop

Peddler is your one-stop shop for all your biking needs. If you aren’t leaving town this summer, plan your staycation with Peddler. Join us for our group rides on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays as we tour Downtown and Midtown. Call or stop by any of our three locations: Downtown, Midtown, and Germantown.

Downtown: 517 S. Main • 522-9757

Midtown: 3548 Walker Ave. • 327-4833

Germantown: 2095 Exeter Rd. • 757-8485

peddlerbikeshop.com

Pink Palace Family of Museums

The Pink Palace Family of Museums opens the door to a world of exploration, discovery, and fun for all. Marvel at ancient history at our exhibits, experience science and technology at the CTI Giant Screen Theater, visit outer space at the AutoZone Dome Sharpe Planetarium, explore nature at the Lichterman Nature Center, or tour one of our historic homes. There’s so much to explore right here in Memphis at the Pink Palace Family of Museums.

3050 Central Ave.

636-2362

memphismuseums.org

The Guesthouse at Graceland

Get an authentic taste of Memphis while staying at The Guest House at Graceland. Packages include historic sites and landmarks. Mix Elvis’ world of glamour with a healthy dose of Southern hospitality, and you get an experience unlike any other at The Guest House.

3600 Elvis Presley Blvd.

(800) 238-2000

guesthousegraceland.com

Memphis Medical District Week

Events are happening throughout the week of July 22nd in the Memphis Medical District. On Thursday, July 25th, from 5 to 7 p.m., you’re invited to a Medical District Happy Hour at High Cotton Brewing Co. Then on Friday, July 26th, from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., stop by the Health Sciences Park at the corner of Madison and S. Dunlap for a performance by J. Buck Band, food trucks, MemPops, ping pong, games, and more. Go to mdcollaborative.org for a complete list.

National Civil Rights Museum

Highlighting how everyday people did extraordinary things that changed our nation, the National Civil Rights Museum is a great excursion for vacations, youth groups, summer camps, or family reunions to learn the story of the American Civil Rights Movement. Visit this immersive experience and be transformed.

450 Mulberry St.

521-9699

civilrightsmuseum.org

Peabody Hotel

Rooftop Party season is in full swing at the Peabody Hotel. This Thursday, July 18th, from 6 p.m. to 10 p.m., City Mix, one of Memphis’ newest party bands will be playing all your favorite party songs along with hip-hop and rap. Tickets are $10-$15 at the door. Ladies and hotel guests free until 7 p.m.

118 S. 2nd St.

529-4000

peabodymemphis.com

Regina’s

Regina’s is your go-to place for a fun time. Saturday, July 20th, Regina’s is hosting a murder mystery dinner with no cover charge! If you’re looking for more fun, come to the ’80s vs. ’90s Party on Saturday, July 27th. If you bring in the ad from this week’s Memphis Flyer, you can get in for free!

60 N. Main St.

730-0384

reginascajunkitchen.com

River City Limousine Memphis

River City Limousine is owned and operated by River City Pedalers, Inc., which has been in the Memphis tourist and entertainment industry for more than four years. ​Active members of the Memphis Convention and Visitors Bureau, Germantown Area Chamber of Commerce, and TripAdvisor Business Advantage Members, River City Pedalers, Inc. is no stranger to Downtown Memphis or the Mid-South metropolitan region. With growth upon the horizon, the push to offer a luxurious limousine service led to the development of Memphis’ newest limousine service and party bus, River City Limousine Memphis! ​

825-7519

rivercitylimomemphis.com

River City Pedalers, Inc.

River City Pedalers’ attraction-touring party bike is a motorized, pedal-powered vehicle with seating for 16 passengers. Appealing to travel enthusiasts, professional corporations, students, adventurers, or anyone looking to just have a good time, the party bike is nonstop fun for all. The party bike tour is ideal for imaginative participants from all walks of life and is booked for everything from parties to group tours.

825-7519

rivercitypedalers.com

Southland Casino Racing

Voted Best Casino and located only seven minutes from Downtown Memphis. The most slots on the biggest casino floor in the Mid-South. All your favorite live table games. World-class steakhouse and all-you-can-eat casual buffet. Free live entertainment. Live racing and off-track betting. Special promotions and offers for Lucky North Club members. Must be 21+ to enter.

1550 N. Ingram Blvd., West Memphis, AR

southlandcasino.com

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MEMernet

Soul Fish locked and loaded

Facebook: “Why is everyone in this restaurant packing heat?”

‘Absolute Trash’

An epic rant posted to Facebook recently sought to utterly destroy the redesign of the Audubon Place Target store. The 34-year-old “huge Target fan” claimed the store “has been my happy place,” that is until it reopened with a renovation recently.

“I don’t know what market research, behavioral science, or psychology you used to decide your remodel strategy, but it is absolute trash.

“You aren’t Sephora. You are a place where we can drink slushes and buy cat litter at the same time, and you need to own it.

“I want to accidentally spend $100 in a relaxing way, not in the Mad Max-esque bumper car ‘this-is-how-millenials-shop’ dystopia you’ve created.”

Reddit: ‘Only in Memphis’

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Why they lyin’?

Leodan Rodriguez, “the first Latino Sigma in the history of the University of Memphis,” tweeted this beautiful scene:

It got some comments: “Why they lyin?” “This is hilarious and so wrong.” “It doesn’t snow in Memphis…this is fake.”

Yes, it was.

Crucified

Need some eye bleach from all the terrible stuff you’ve read on the internet?

Head on over to the Memphis subreddit for Tell Me Something Good Tuesday. Here’s an example from last week:

bonsaibo – The golden hour pre-sunset light tonight was gorgeous.

MemphisMoon – Only 5 more months ’til I get to visit Memphis again.

CodySpring – Got our offer accepted for the house we are looking into in Memphis. Now to just hope the paperwork and appraisal go through alright.

P.S. Please don’t crucify me but I tried it on my second visit to Memphis and didn’t find Central BBQ to be all it is hyped up to be. Any other recommendations?

BBQspaghetti – We stopped crucifying people 4 or 5 years ago.

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MEMernet: Mayo Man, Alton Speaks, and Pothole Flowers

Mayo Man

Not OJ Mayo. This time we’re talking mayonnaise in Memphis sports.

Some rando was seen at a Memphis Redbirds game last week eating mayonnaise with a spoon from a huge jug. The Redbirds Twitter kept an eye on him through the innings.

It was unclear who the guy was or where he got the jug of mayo. Some suspected he might’ve been a plant by the Redbirds to gin up some free press. Just. Like. This.

Alton Speaks

Old Memphis stuff resurfaces online from time to time. This Alton Brown comment about Memphis food seemed to be one such internet zombie.

He’d said Memphis was the greatest food town back in 2015. Loves Gibson’s Donuts and Gus’s Fried Chicken (see photo below). Apparently, he repeated his Memphis love during an interview this month.

Wrap Your Troubles in Dreams

Problem meet opportunity. Memphis pothole meet Memphis wildflower.

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The Brandon Webber Case: Work To Be Done

As noted elsewhere in this issue, the major local news of late has focused on the tragic death in Frayser of young Brandon Webber at the hands of U.S. Marshals, followed by an immediate and widespread community reaction to the presence of law enforcement officers dispatched to the scene for crowd control.

The fact that in the ongoing mayhem of that confrontation numerous officers were injured by thrown objects was alarming in its own right. Along with the precipitating incident — yet another fatal encounter between law enforcement and an African-American youth — there is more than substantial evidence that we as a community have passed some threshold in social dislocation that must be addressed.

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Brandon Webber

Although racial tension is a major ingredient of the problem, it does not by itself explain why the problem exists. As was to be expected in our cybernetic age, there was a barrage of online reactions to the tragic incident, with whites and blacks to be found on both sides of the dividing line. Certainly, a generous number of the MPD and sheriff’s department officers dodging rocks, bottles, and bricks — and, commendably, avoiding overreaction — were black. And, for all the white commenters sympathizing with the protest emanating from the African-American community, there were a fair number of African-American commentators both online and in the broadcast media deploring Webber’s seemingly suicidal provocations, and inveighing against opportunistic efforts to exploit the crisis.

Though the temptation to make Webber a martyr may have seemed a stretch, given the circumstances of the precipitating crime he was suspected of — car theft and assault with a deadly weapon — that fact should not diminish the human instinct to mourn his fate and to empathize with his loved ones left behind. And it should not prevent us from realizing that the outpouring of rage and grief generated by Webber’s passing is the understandable and even proper residue of sentiment that developed over time in relation to previous victims of fatal encounters with law enforcement, many of those victims being wholly or relatively blameless. In a sense, society is reaping a whirlwind now from discord sowed in those prior ill winds.

The dark clouds have gathered, and they will persist. If there is a silver lining to be found in them, it is in the fact of an ongoing awareness in governmental councils of a need for criminal justice reform — not just in relation to the easing of penalties for nonviolent offenders and the facilitation of their re-entry into productive society, but of a change underway in official attitudes toward offenders and an increasing tendency to see them as fellow citizens needing a hand up. We have not yet fully come to grips with the specter of class division and income inequality — as significant factors in social dislocation as race, if not more so. There is work to be done — by all of us.

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Big Spain

The Toronto Raptors’ NBA title win last week had a uniquely Memphis flavor.

USA!

Consider this gem posted to the Memphis subreddit last week:

Them Yungins

This Facebook post on a news story about changing “Forrest Ave.” to “Forest Ave.”:

“Next: Replace the ‘Young Ave.’ sign in Cooper-Young from honoring a local KKK Grand Wizard to something more befitting the neighborhood. ‘Them Yungins Ave.’ for all those millennials.”

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Beale Street Music Festival 2019: Sunday

GATES OPEN AT 1 P.M.

Terminix stage …

Fast Cash Boyz 2:30 p.m.

NLE Choppa 3:30 p.m.

Madison Beer 4:50 p.m.

Moneybagg Yo 6:20 p.m.

6Lack 7:50 p.m.

Cardi B 9:20 p.m.

Cardi B

FedEx Stage …

Healy 2 p.m.

Everclear 3:20 p.m.

Rodrigo Y Gabriela 4:55 p.m.

Flogging Molly 6:30 p.m.

Lord Huron 8:10 p.m.

The Killers 9:45 p.m.

Bud Light Stage …

Keith Sykes & the Revolving Band 2:10 p.m.

Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real 3:40 p.m.

St. Paul & the Broken Bones 5:15 p.m.

The Claypool Lennon Delirium 6:50 p.m.

Gary Clark Jr. 8:35 p.m.

Coca-Cola Blues Tent …

Barbara Blue 2:15 p.m.

Super Chikan 3:45 p.m.

Hamish Anderson 5:20 p.m.

Will Tucker 6:55 p.m.

Joe Louis Walker 8:25 p.m.