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MEMernet: Ass-Flavored Incense, Census Game, and The Mountain Goats

Unauthorized

“Are you in Downtown Memphis and need to buy some shit? Come to A. Schwab’s. We have literally everything you could possibly need for literally fucking pennies.”

Posted to YouTube by Ryan’s Shorts, “Memphis Marketing – Unauthorized A. Schwab’s Commercial” has instant-classic potential. In it, we find a young man (presumably Ryan) in a paper facemask and Young Avenue Deli T-shirt extolling the virtues of the landmark Beale Street store and its pickles, Elvis gear, barbecue sauce, hats, ass-flavored incense sticks, and much more.

Censotería!

La Prensa Latina Media, the city of Memphis, and the U.S. Census Bureau introduced a new game to help boost Latinx cooperation in this year’s census.

Censotería, a modern twist on the traditional Mexican game of Lotería, will be played on Facebook Live every Sunday at 6 p.m. Get rules, materials, and more at laprensalatina.com/censoteria.

The Mountain Goats

A tweet from the band last week read, “Maximum respect to the citizens of Memphis who saw me out and about on the town when we were recording, said hi, and then kept the news hush-hush.”

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MEMernet: Squatting Naked, and Some Bummer Food News

Bath Bombs, Bourbon In the Buff

“My husband went back to our carriage house tonight and walked in on a completely naked man just hanging out there. We called the Crisis Intervention Team of the MPD to come convince the guy that he does not belong there and to please leave.

“He had apparently been there for several days and helped himself to some good whisky and a soak in the tub with some new bath bombs. He even rearranged the speakers to listen to some Elvis CDs.

“No harm done, but it gave my husband a good scare. If anyone has a guest house, please check to make sure he has not moved into yours next!”

Posted to NextDoor by Elaine Kerr

The Top Comment Award on this post goes to Bill Denton:

“Headline: Bourbon-Loving Bum in the Buff Bathes with Bath Bombs to Burning Love!”

Bummer Food News

“Onix, at the corner of Madison and Belvedere, has closed permanently. There are now ‘For Lease’ and ‘Space Available’ signs all over the property, which seems to be a pretty good indicator that they will not be reopening.”

Posted to Reddit by u/toftr

“Midtown Crossing Grill on Watkins in Crosstown is closed permanently, effective [August 5th]. Going to miss our little neighborhood watering hole.”

Posted to Reddit by u/de_via_nt

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MEMernet: Good Trouble, Tweet of the Week, & Penny and Mickey

Good Trouble

Rep. Steve Cohen paid tribute to the late Rep. John Lewis last week.

“I will never forget his words and his wisdom, and it has been an honor to serve with him [in] Congress. #GoodTrouble”

Posted to Twitter by Steve Cohen

Tweet of the Week

“If Trump has proven anything it’s that wanna be dictators really need to be less predictable. Delay the election? Get the fuck out of here with that bull shit.” — Shea Flinn (@FlinnShady)

Good Question

“Did anyone else start humming Footloose when they got to the part of the current Shelby Co. health directive that says no dancing in restaurants?”

Reddit user u/yodaboat added a poll to this query, and 54 of the 84 voters last week said, “No. I’ve never seen the movie and I hate dancing.”

Penny the Mouse

“The @nba Restart Begins today! @mickeymouse heard everyone talking about the The Best Duos in the Bubble, so he called his good friend @iam1cent to come back and join him in @waltdisneyworld #dynamicduo #thenbaisback #thenbabubble”

Posted to instagram by memphis_mbb

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Circuit Playhouse, POTS Move Season Opening to November

Photo courtesy of Circuit Playhouse, Inc.

As COVID cases have continued to rise in Memphis and Shelby County, many local event venues have had to adjust 2020 plans. In a Tuesday press release, Circuit Playhouse, Inc. (CPI) — The Circuit Playhouse, Playhouse on the Square, and Theatreworks at the Square — announced the cancellation of its productions and programs through October. The organization plans to move its 52nd season opening to November.

The move was decided after “consultation with doctors, city leaders, and the theatre’s leadership and board,” the statement reads.

“Even though CPI’s reopening plans for public performances for Playhouse on the Square and The Circuit Playhouse were approved over the weekend, rising COVID-19 numbers, along with testing challenges … and a general sense of apprehension, I believe it is in the best interest and safety of the cast, crew, staff, volunteers, and patrons to postpone production,” executive producer Michael Detroit said in the statement.

This decision means rehearsals, casting, and pre-production of two season openers scheduled for August will cease. According to the release, Detroit and managing director Whitney Jo said “current talent contracts will be honored, despite the financial hardships facing the theatre. Furthermore, Playhouse on the Square staff will remain employed during the suspension.”

All previously scheduled fall shows, including Little Shop of Horrors, Ink, Junie B’s Essential Survival Guide to School, Murder on the Orient Express, Peter Pan, and the Theatre for Youth touring production of Freckleface Strawberry have been canceled, “with the hope of producing them in a future season.”

Digital content, including the Playhouse at Home Series, will continue to be available via playhouseonthesquare.org and CPI’s social media channels.

“CPI thanks its patrons, students, sponsors, donors, and subscribers for their support and encouragement during these uncertain times,” the statement reads. “Intermissions can’t last forever. We will return to welcome our community back to the theatre soon.”

See the updated production schedule below.

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Humane Society Seeking Fosters

Photo by The Lucky Neko on Unsplash

The Humane Society of Memphis and Shelby County (HSMSC) has a growing need for fosters — especially for kittens.

If you are among those who are now working from home or furloughed due to COVID-19, it may be a good time to consider helping an animal in need.

We spoke to the Humane Society’s volunteer coordinator, Ashley Moore, and director of fundraising, Katherine Russell, regarding the current need. Here’s what they had to say.

Why is it important for people to foster?
Last month, our kitten intake was up 236 percent as compared to June 2019. We traditionally take in more kittens and puppies during warmer months but received three times the requests this year due to a variety of reasons related to COVID-19, such as limited facilities offering spay and neuter surgeries, as well as fewer shelter options for surrendering litters.

Since kittens are vulnerable to disease and illness, they cannot stay in the shelter environment. We rely on fosters to take care of and play with them until they are at least two pounds — the point at which they can receive vaccinations and other preventive veterinary care. With the help of foster families, we’re able to support vulnerable puppies and kittens while also limiting the number of animals we have in the shelter at any one time. This helps protect our staff during a time where social distancing and a healthy workplace are critical.

Any specific reasons a person would not qualify for fostering?
During our application process, we ask several qualifying questions to determine whether an individual or family is a good fit for our foster program. Generally, extensive time spent away from the home and rental situations where animals are disallowed would disqualify someone from participating. We encourage anyone who is interested to submit an application and talk with our adoption team about their situation to determine if they would be an ideal candidate for fostering animals in need.

How many kittens are currently available to adopt or foster?
We cannot take in kittens without potential fosters being ready. Once our foster coordinator has approved fosters ready and waiting, our intake staff alerts her of kittens ready to come in. Once the kittens are in the building for intake, fosters can pick them up. As kittens in foster homes grow, get their vaccinations, and are eventually adopted, those families are able to take in other kittens. The more fosters we have available, the more kittens we’re able to take in.

As of July 20th, we have 56 kittens in foster homes. Eight of those kittens are vaccinated, treated, and available for adoption.

What does fostering for HSMSC look like?
Prepare for two-four weeks of playing and caring for baby kittens while they grow and gain enough weight to enter the facility. This way, they’re able to receive their necessary immunization shots and are able to get spayed/neutered.

What’s the cost?
The Humane Society provides blankets, towels, toys, litter, food and medical needs, while fosters just love and play until the kittens are ready for adoption. The foster program ensures that everyone is provided the right tools to care for these animals, no matter their socioeconomic status.

How do we sign up?
To get involved, a foster application should be filled out and submitted. This application will ask whether the foster rents or owns their home, whether or not there are other animals or children in the home, and if they have experience fostering. Once the application is filled, we will match the applicant with kittens that fit their specific needs.

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MEMernet: Mask Up Mane and Covid Stories

Just do it

Posted to Facebook by City of Memphis

Maskless man

A door-to-door salesman riding a “unicycle, motorized contraption” around Cooper-Young sparked a novel-worthy mystery on Nextdoor last week. He wore no mask, seemed to be selling bug/termite services, had no cards for identification, and was just generally “sketchy,” according to Nextdoor users.

Speculation had it that he and his co-workers were from Texas, staying and partying hard at an apartment complex in Germantown, and working for a Mormon-owned company based in Provo, Utah.

“Mormons! Texans! A unicyclist! Pest control party animals! Maybe all this will be fodder for a novelist amongst us. Meanwhile I hope they mask up or, better, leave us alone,” wrote one Nextdoor user.

COVID Stories

Posted to YouTube by Project 1
Collaborative Arts

A YouTube series launched last week that lets Memphis creatives share stories of loss, love, laughter, and more in the COVID-19 world.

Bridging the Distance: A Series, is presented by Project 1 Collaborative Arts with support by the UAC.

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MEMernet: Super Skyline and Know Where to Throw

Just, wow

Posted to Reddit by u/caustin70

Get in the game

You think your recycle game is tight?

Where do paper coffee cups go? How about bricks? How about that plastic clamshell from your lunchtime salad?

Put your skills to the test with an online Know Where to Throw game at the city’s website, memphistn.recycle.game. There, you can battle your way through five solid-waste sorting challenges. Beat a level and you get a virtual prize, like a virtual slide for your virtual playground.

Let’s try one here. Where does your old toilet go? To collection, recycling, garbage, yard waste, bulky waste outside the cart, or to a household hazardous waste facility? Think you know? Head to the game site and find out.

Complete the challenges and get a printable Know Where to Throw certificate of achievement that’s suitable for framing.

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Memphis Flyer and Memphis Magazine Writers Win Six Green Eyeshade Awards

The staff of the Memphis Flyer and Memphis magazine were honored with six journalism awards for print-media work published in 2019.

Since 1950, the Green Eyeshade Awards — so named because of the green visor worn by old-time newspaper editors — have recognized the best journalism in an 11-state region of the Southeast.

The competition, which reviews print, television, radio, and digital media, is hosted by the Society of Professional Journalists.

“Through this remarkably challenging time, I’ve been so proud of the work our small, scrappy team has shared with the community,” says Anna Traverse Fogle, CEO of Contemporary Media, Inc. and editor-in-chief of Memphis magazine.

“Our strength at Contemporary Media is our range — both in our titles (we are the Flyer and Memphis magazine) and in our content areas (we cover the arts as deftly as we do politics) — and the Green Eyeshade recognitions are testaments to that range. Congratulations to my colleagues who were recognized. And thanks to my colleagues who deserve awards where no categories exist: those who sell the advertisements that help put these stories in print, those who work to circulate and distribute the Flyer and magazine to newsstands and mailboxes, those who keep the business side of our business running.”

This year’s winners are:

POLITICS REPORTING – NON-DAILIES
First Place: Jackson Baker, Memphis Flyer, for political reporting done throughout 2019.

CRITICISM – NON-DAILIES
First Place: Jesse Davis, Memphis Flyer, for four examples of literary criticism: “Myth and Memory,” “Cosmic Carnage,” “Stranger Things,” and “Harper Lee and Casey Ceps’ Furious Hours.”

GENERAL NEWS REPORTING – NON-DAILIES
Second Place: Maya Smith, Memphis Flyer, “Abortion Battle Lines,” “Taking the Heat,” and “Criminal Injustice.”

SERIOUS COMMENTARY – NON-DAILIES
Third Place: Bruce VanWyngarden, Memphis Flyer, for examples of his “Letter from the Editor” column.

SERIOUS COMMENTARY – MAGAZINES
Third Place: Anna Traverse Fogle, Memphis magazine, for examples of her “In the Beginning” editor’s column.

HUMOROUS COMMENTARY – MAGAZINES
Third Place: Vance Lauderdale, Memphis magazine, for examples of his “Ask Vance” history column.

For more information about the Green Eyeshades, visit greeneyeshade.org.

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MEMernet: NCRM at NASCAR, Mask Up Memphis

NCRM Shines at NASCAR (Yes, NaSCAR)

Denny Hamlin’s #11 FedEx Camry had a new look when he took to the Talladega track last weekend. The all-black paint scheme carried but one logo on the hood: the National Civil Rights Museum.

“I promised to listen and that’s what I’m doing,” Hamlin said in a tweet. “Today you will see my #11 car will not carry the traditional paint scheme that you usually see. @FedEx and myself instead want to give that voice to the @NCRMuseum.”

The tweet came along with photos of Hamlin inside the Memphis museum.

The move came a week after NASCAR banned Confederate flags from events. The steps forward came with a huge move back as a noose was found in the Talladega garage of Bubba Wallace, NASCAR’s first black driver.

Mask Up Memphis

A new website went live last week in an effort to distribute preventative literature and masks to the “underprivileged.” Mask Up and Live comes largely from the work of Rep. Karen Camper and Senator Raumesh Akbari “to dispel misinformation about wearing masks to help flatten the curve of COVID-19 among African Americans.”

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MEMernet: Anthony Marcuzzo, McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine

Tony, Tony, Tony

Posted to Twitter by @BossesMemphis

Anthony Marcuzzo was excoriated on Memphis social media this weekend after he allegedly rammed protesters with his vehicle in Cooper-Young.

Within moments, Marcuzzo’s picture was all over Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. People raged about the incident and raged more later when they realized Marcuzzo was released with a ticket. However, the Memphis Police Department issued a statement afterward saying that they are conducting a further investigation.

Here are some choice tweets:

@PEOPLEOFMEMPHIS — “HEARIN THIS IS THE MF THAT RAN INTO SOMEONE … OLE SONIC PARKING LOT, DIP CAN HEAD ASS BOY

@Thestablegenius — Real bass pro energy

@Marissakizer — THE ONLY THING HE SAID TO US AFTER ATTEMPTING MURDER IS “I’m trying to get to the lake”

By Friday, there was already a change.org petition called “Charge Tony Marcuzzo with an attempt for murder.” As of Monday morning, the petition had 10,335 signatures.

This man

Posted to Twitter by E. Parkway McDonald’s