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friday, 20

Three art openings tonight. One is actually billed as an Opening Mixer at the Dorothy Jean Gallery for Fuzion, a collaborative work by eight artists influenced by music, religion, and Southern culture. The other two are at the Midtown Artist Market Gallery for works by Amy Woolridge Dose, Salvador Kalki Winter and Jen Winfrey; and the adjacent Sip Coffeehouse for works by Charles Bopp. Today is opening day of the 146th Annual Mid-South Fair, with all of the things you d expect in the way of rides, food, exhibits, livestock, and great people watching. I d get on one of the thrill rides, but I m too fat. Old Man Johnson & The Cooter River Jass Bandare at Automatic Slim s tonight. Blue Combo is playing tonight and tomorrow night at the Blue Monkey. At the P&H CafÇ, it s the 11th Annual Hank Williams Sr. Birthday Celebration with Greg Hisky & His Dixie Whiskey Boys, Eddie Long, and Tommy Burroughs. The Gamble Brothers Band is at the Full Moon Club tonight upstairs from Zinnie s East. Down in Tunica, Tower of Power is playing tonight and tomorrow night. And, back at home, as always, the Chris Scott Band is at Poplar Lounge.

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THE MORE THINGS CHANGE…

Former president George H.W. Bush (not to be confused with current president George W. Bush) on Wednesday followed his son to Tennessee by a day and talked up Republican gubernatorial candidate Van Hilleary. 41, as he calls himself (to distinguish himself from 43 ) achieved an unwanted notoriety during his unsuccessful 92 reelection campaign when he proved unfamiliar with that common grocery-store device known as a scanner. Addressing a Memphis audience at the Plaza Club Wednesday, Bush Sr. picked up where he left off back then, talking about watching television and using that device to change the channels, the — what do you call it? — the push-button!

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Unleashed

Toby Keith

(Dreamworks)

As useless as Toby Keith’s last album was, one almost wishes he’d just kept on “rapping” about himself on Unleashed. While there is some guilty pleasure to be taken from “Beer For My Horses (Whiskey For My Men),” a swaggering duet with Willie Nelson, the remaining dozen tracks are forgettable at best. It’s all slick Southern rocky-tonk, and not one of the songs could compare favorably with the brilliant Nelson’s most hastily scribbled grocery list. “Who’s Your Daddy” is as muscle-headed as it sounds, and “Good To Go To Mexico” is like some forgotten Jimmy Buffet tune the Coral Reefer band dropped their veto on. Keith’s reactionary, supremely juvenile response to 9/11, “Courtesy Of the Red, White, and Blue (The Angry American)” is, of course, included on the lackluster Unleashed. Here’s a little country tune I wrote in reaction to it. It’s called “How Toby Keith Made Me an Angrier American.” It goes like this:

On the 12th day of September in the year 2001,

The sun came up like thunder just like it had always done,

And America awoke and hoped it was an awful dream,

When those jets brought down the towers, right there on the TV screen.

When they turned lower Manhattan into a smoking ditch,

A lot of folks fell down and prayed,

And a lot of folks got rich.

It struck us dumb and somber, it cut us to the core.

We cried out, Give us justice, but we wanted something more.

There’s a dirty little secret in this land of the free:

We’ve even learned to turn our dead

Into commodities.

Yippie-yi-oh,

Yippie-yi-ay.

That’s the American way.

Chris Davis

Grade: D-

The Very Best Of Césaria Évora

Césaria Évora

(Bluebird/Heritage)

As self-insulated as America insists on being from the music of the rest of the world — not counting England and Ireland — and as virtually nonexistent as radio exposure for foreign music is here, we naturally miss out on some pretty great stuff. Scaling the fortress of the mainstream U.S. music industry, the sole focus of which is the quick million, is a formidable gig, and as devoid of anything resembling soul or intellect as most that darkens its drawbridge is, it’s a wonder any of the rest of the world’s brilliant musicians are even remotely interested in this market and its glut of Insipid Pop.

With no pesky foreign language to alienate the listener, nonvocal international music (read: jazz and its hybrids) will sometimes find a mass audience. But rare is the foreign artist who, like Edith Piaf or Jean Sablon, sings in his or her native tongue and still garners widespread recognition in America. With huge sales stateside and five Grammy nominations, West African archipelago Cape Verde’s “barefoot diva” Césaria Évora is a rare bird indeed.

Évora didn’t really hit the world’s radar until the mid-’80s, when she traveled to Portugal to record two songs for an anthology of female Cape Verdean singers, but she had been singing throughout her island home since she was 16. Making a family and not much money interrupted that first career, but she’s been recording regularly since her return to music at the age of 45. Known primarily for her bluesy mornas, postcolonial tunes blending African beats and Portuguese fado, Évora sings in a Creole dialect that makes her extremely accessible in Portugal, specifically, and Spain and France, and this is probably what we have to thank for the worldwide dissemination of her beautiful music.

The Very Best Of Césaria Évora is composed of tracks — some bluesy, some inflected with Brazilian samba — from the albums she released between 1991 and 2001, with three previously unreleased songs, the best of which is a new version of her ’92 hit “Sodade” recorded with Angolan vocalist Bonga Kuenda. “Sodade” is the lead track and rightly so. The marriage of Évora’s soft, melancholy utterances and Kuenda’s anguished, broken tenor is positively sublime. The rest is far from silence.

Jeremy Spencer

Grade: B+

Kill the Moonlight

Spoon

(Merge)

The pressure of the indie-rock game must be getting to Spoon frontman Brett Daniels. “Small Stakes,” the lead track on the Austin band’s fourth album, Kill the Moonlight, is an ode to obscurity: “Small stakes leave you with the minimum blues/Can’t think big/Can’t think past one or two.” Built on a simple keyboard riff and a tambourine, the song conveys the frustration of trying to build a career out of music (or out of art in general).

But songs about lack of fame are just as boring and grating as songs about fame, even if the singer is justified in his disenchantment: Spoon’s major-label debut, A Series Of Sneaks, should have been a breakout, and the follow-up, Girls Can Tell, was similarly sadly overlooked. But “Small Stakes” is still a misstep, especially at the start of a crucial album in the band’s career, and Kill the Moonlight takes a while to recover. The first single, “The Way We Get By,” sounds like an anthem of teen rebellion (“We get high in backseats of cars/We break into mobile homes”), but it gets bogged down in pretentiously abstract lyrics (“We rarely practice discern we seek out the taciturn”).

Fortunately, the album has enough highlights to maintain Spoon’s rising career arc, which is modest but steady. “Stay Don’t Go” builds its beat on a percussive exhalation that sounds almost like a human beatbox; it’s easily the most surprising element on the album and suggests these guys have a few Prince albums in their collection. Elsewhere, “Jonathan Fisk” works the classic Spoon formula (straightforward guitar riff + propulsive drum beat = elemental, frictional pop), and Daniels gets extra points for rhyming “Jonathan Fisk” with “speaks with his fists.”

Moments like these make you wish Daniels would stop bemoaning his career woes and concentrate on making good, distinctive pop music. It’s what he does best.

Stephen Deusner

Grade: B

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The Measuring Stick

The Tigers lose an uphill battle to one of C-USA’s premier programs.

By Frank Murtaugh

For too long now, University of Memphis football players, coaches, staff, and fans have measured the program’s development by the SEC-inflated standards of Ole Miss, Mississippi State, even Tennessee. It’s about time the U of M turns its collective eyes toward Hattiesburg, Mississippi. If last Saturday’s Black-and-Blue Game between Memphis and Southern Miss proved anything, it’s that Jeff Bower — now in his 12th year as head coach of the Golden Eagles — has put together the gold standard for his Conference USA rivals. Coming off an upset of defending Big 10 champ Illinois, USM ran the ball down the throat of the Memphis defense. They mixed in the passing game to the tune of 168 yards. And they played solid defense and special teams. End result? A 33-14 final score, bad guys. The Miami Hurricanes need not worry (yet). But Bower’s boys play a right solid brand of football.

The Tigers knew they were in for an uphill battle when USM drove the ball 96 yards to paydirt on its second possession. The drive took five and a half minutes, and the Golden Eagles picked up no fewer than seven first downs, including on four successive snaps. (Memphis managed only four first downs the entire first half.) Bower’s offense mixed in four passes — all complete — with nine rushing attempts, capped off by Derrick Nix’s two-yard touchdown chug. Anyone familiar with this series — Memphis entered the contest 1-16 in Hattiesburg — began making plans for the rest of their Saturday night.

As is so often the case in gridiron mismatches, this one boiled down to line play. Southern Miss continually won the push on offense, as their 356 rushing yards attest. Whether it was senior star Nix (196 yards), freshman Anthony Harris (121 yards), or quarterback Micky D’Angelo (23 yards on 6 carries), the Golden Eagles ran the ball at will. It was the inverse for Memphis. Holes — if opened briefly for tailback Dante Brown and company — collapsed into a black-clad restraining wall. Give Memphis quarterback Danny Wimprine credit for improvising enough to keep a drive or two alive. When he was able to settle in the pocket, he drilled a bullet to Antoine Harden, in stride, for a 72-yard touchdown romp. Makes it hurt all the more that the sophomore signal-caller can’t get this protection more regularly.

With all due respect to Louisville and their Heisman-candidate quarterback Dave Ragone, Southern Miss appears to be the class of C-USA this season. Which could actually bode well for the Memphis coaching staff. First of all, the talent gap between the Tigers and their opponent is unlikely to be as pronounced the rest of the schedule. Secondly, the coaching staff now has 60 minutes of film to examine what a team should do and where the Tigers need to improve to harbor any thoughts of a winning season. The next two contests will be integral for Memphis, as Tulane and UAB are both beatable opponents, presuming Wimprine recovers fully from his bell-ringing in Hattiesburg. (Remarkably, Wimprine’s scoring pass to Harden moved the kid into fifth place on the U of M all-time list. Says as much about his predecessors as it does number 18.)

Painted on the turf at M.M. Roberts Stadium, as part of the USM logo, are the words “Anyone. Anywhere. Anytime.” Big 10 champ or C-USA also-ran, it doesn’t matter to the program that gave us Ray Guy and Brett Favre. A balanced offense. Speed on both sides of the ball. And linemen who win battle after battle in the trenches. Quite a blueprint for Tommy West to take home from the Black-and-Blue Game.


Into the Sunset

Drag-racing champ Kenny Bernstein bids farewell.

By Ron Martin

Many athletes become businessmen because of connections gained in their sports career. Kenny Bernstein was a businessman first, athlete second. Which is why, as he makes his final appearance in Memphis this week as a driver in the NHRA Powerade Drag Racing Series, Bernstein is carrying the colors of Budweiser for the 23rd consecutive year. It is the longest sponsor/driver relationship in the history of motorsports, and there is a reason. He was the first to realize the importance of creating a well-prepared business plan as well as a championship race team.

Before becoming a drag-racing champion, he was a business champion. He opened a restaurant called the Chelsea Street Pub in Dallas. Five years later, he had 2,700 employees operating 16 restaurants. It was then that Bernstein climbed into a race car dubbed the Chelsea King, named after one of his sandwiches. A legend and a nickname were born.

I first met Bernstein 20 years ago. I knew little about drag racing but had to cover it for the first time. Bernstein must have sensed the need to educate me. He did so in a noncondescending way, letting me think I really understood his sport. Looking back, I know different. I also remember the personal letter I received thanking me for taking the time to talk with him. I still have the letter, though I have received hundreds more from Bernstein over the years. They are vintage Bernstein, who always takes the extra step so many of today’s stars fail to take.

Bernstein began preparing for his farewell tour, “Forever Red,” two years ago, naming his son Brandon as his replacement driver. Though he’s never admitted it, Kenny wanted to make sure Brandon was prepared for NHRA top-fuel racing and that he wouldn’t have to answer the thousands of questions sure to be asked of someone replacing a legend. It’s as though Bernstein is taking a business-franchise approach to Brandon’s turn behind the wheel.

The farewell tour has taken a spectacular turn as Bernstein has made an incredible comeback to challenge Larry Dixon for the championship. “I want to spoil his party,” said Dixon as Bernstein began to whittle into his seemingly insurmountable points lead. Bernstein’s response was to cut the 259-point deficit to just 103 as they entered last weekend’s Maple Grove, Pennsylvania, event.

There will be four events after the one in Memphis. Four more chances for Kenny Bernstein to climb out of his dragster with a wide-eyed look on his face. “I always get a kick out of the ride,” he says. “You can’t describe what it feels like to cover a quarter-mile in less than five seconds.”

Most will remember Bernstein as the first driver to break the 300-mile-per-hour barrier in the quarter mile or the first to win a funny-car championship and a top-fuel championship.

I’ll remember him as an athlete who did things right the first time and the last time.

Flyers … Shane Battier is now more than an NBA star; he’s a restaurateur. His Prime Ministers Steak House will open next month, just a trolley ride from The Pyramid on South Main. Battier has spent the past month taste-testing the food.

While the Memphis RiverKings decide whether to change colors and the name of the team, the new ownership has already changed their Web site. RiverKings.com is under reconstruction but is already showing signs of being very creative.

Ramblings … I’m not surprised to hear South Carolina coach Lou Holtz blame the media for the current alleged misdeeds at the school. It must have also been the media’s fault his teams at Notre Dame and Minnesota were caught cheating … Don’t be surprised to hear possible C-USA prospective-commissioner names mentioned in the next couple of weeks … If the University of Memphis decides to move to the new NBA arena, it won’t be because it’s good for the community … If football passed Joe Paterno by during the past two years, does it mean he’s caught up with the game after beating Nebraska 40-7 last Saturday?

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BATTLE OF THE KINGS

One of our co-workers subscribes to a publication called Funny Times (it s pretty much all the reading he does, so we don t discourage it). The current issue presents an absolutely convincing comparison of Elvis Presley and a certain other fairly well-known religious figure known as Jesus Christ:

  • Jesus is the Lord s shepherd; Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
  • Jesus lived in a state of grace; Elvis lived in Graceland.
  • Jesus said, Love thy neighbor. Elvis said, Don t Be Cruel.
  • Mary, an important woman in Jesus life, had an immaculate conception. Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis life, went to Immaculate Conception.
  • Jesus was the Son of God; Elvis recorded at Sun Studio.
  • Jesus could feed a multitude; Elvis could eat that much.
  • Jesus said, Man shall not live by bread alone. Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and jelly.
  • Jesus is part of the Trinity; Elvis first band was a trio.
  • Jesus was resurrected; Elvis career was resurrected with the 1968 Comeback Special.
  • Jesus said, If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink (John 7:37). Elvis said, Drinks on me! (Jailhouse Rock, 1957).ý
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    wednesday, 18

    PALM COURT WINE TASTING. Wines of Chamela, 2100-1 Overton Square Lane. $15. 6:30 p.m.

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    tuesday, 17

    FAMILY SYMPOSIUM. Keynote speaker John Borkowski of the University of Notre Dame will join other panalists in helping parents help their children succeed. Christian Brothers University, 7 to 9 p.m.

    MEMPHIS UNICYCLE CLUB. Overton Park, Veterans Plaza. 5:30 – 8 P.M.

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    TOILET TIME

    A newsletter called Know Your Facts suggests ways for kids to learn math. Among them is the use of flash cards. But we like this method better: Here s how one student learned to recall 7×6=42. He took a piece of paper and wrote 7×6 on it and taped it to the toilet beside the handle. On another piece of paper he wrote 42 and taped that to the side of the toilet. Every time he flushed, he saw 7×6. He remembered it was the toilet bowl fact and could see the 42 in his mind. He never forgot that fact again. A more effective method, we think, would be to put the answer in the toilet bowl. That would be a fact that would stay with you, we feel.

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    monday, 16

    BOOKSIGNING BY COL. BRENT PERKISN. Author will sign Memphis Belle: Biography of the Flying Fortress. Davis-Kidd Booksellers. 6 p.m.

    LIFE AND ANIMATION. Artists present spoken word, song, poetry, hip hop, rap, interpretational readings, and music. Precious Cargo, 381 N.Main. 9 p.m.

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    sunday, 15

    CLOSING RECEPTION. For “Findings: The Jewelry of Romano Solberg. Metal Museum. 374 Metal Museum Drive. 3-5 p.m.

    DISTINGUISHED GUEST ARTIST SERIES RECITALS. U of M. Music Building. Harris Concert Hall. 8 p.m. Featuring trombonist Mark Kellogg.