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GEE WHIZ

A recent AP story reported on the plight of workers at the Jim Beam bourbon distillery in Clermont, Kentucky, who are now being restricted to just four bathroom breaks per eight-hour shift. Workers on the bottling line who violate the policy can be fired, and the story reported that Jim Beam employees have even urinated on themselves because they were afraid to leave the line.

We think Jim Beam should reconsider its policy. If you re really looking for a place to go, and you ve got hundreds of empty bottles whizzing past you and being filled with a urine-colored liquid, well — let s just say we think we ll get someone else to taste our bourbon before we take a swig of it.

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IT S A GIRL! AND ANOTHER GIRL!

Chris Davis, who normally scribbles items for this happy-go-lucky space, is taking a break to recover from a rather important event in his normally staid life: He and his lovely wife Charlotte just became the proud parents of a pair of beautiful girls. Happy birthday, Josephine and Lucille.

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Only Human

The Good Girl, the second film from the writer/director team of Mike White and Miguel Arteta (following the minor cult hit Chuck & Buck), is a well-intentioned if overly familiar bit of Americana, like American Beauty as faded suburban noir. Friends‘ Jennifer Aniston stars as Retail Rodeo clerk Justine in what would be the Edward G. Robinson role of the bored, frustrated, middle-class zombie who makes some bad decisions in a desperate stab at rejuvenating a stale life. Donnie Darko‘s Jake Gyllenhaal is mysterious co-worker Holden, the force that lures her astray.

But this is no archetypal noir tale of patsy and predator. Justine makes horrible decisions but eventually frees herself from the film’s tragic trajectory. And Holden (along with pretty much everyone else in the movie, including Justine) is far too dense to make good on any sinister schemes.

Aniston plays against type here as a bored regular gal grown weary of her lifeless husband and mundane job, attempting to jump-start her moribund life by engaging in an affair with the college-dropout loner Holden, who reads The Catcher In the Rye at the register and complains that his parents “don’t get him.” Justine is attracted to this (“I can see in your eyes that you hate the world,” she tells Holden. “I hate it too”) because she doesn’t think her husband gets her either and spends her days in quiet desperation, consumed with regrets. But Justine eventually realizes how disturbed and delusional Holden is and manages to extract herself from the mess of a situation she’s created, resulting in a rather sardonic “happy” ending.

The Good Girl is a well-acted character study in which Aniston gives probably her most notable screen performance (that’s not saying much, granted, though I am a huge fan of one of her previous films, the vastly underrecognized Office Space), but the film’s tone is muddled, as if White and Arteta couldn’t figure out whether they were making a Coen-style satire on service-class suburbia or a bit of hearth-and-home realism à la You Can Count On Me and In the Bedroom. More than likely, they were aiming for an ambitious seriocomic blend of both, but it doesn’t take.

Aniston gives a respectful turn as the not-so-bright 30ish clerk, and the film reciprocates with affection for Justine. And the look of the decaying Southern suburban milieu — the sub-Kmart big-box store, the modest, lived-in homes, the off-brand wardrobes — is dead-on. But the attitude the film conveys about this world makes it far too exotic, a feature only exacerbated by the cartoonish caricatures of the male characters who revolve around Justine. The most sympathetic is Justine’s stoner house-painter husband Phil (John C. Reilly, expertly playing a variation on the comical, good-hearted knucklehead he always plays). Less appealing are Holden (actually Tom, but that’s his “slave name”), who is the creepiest adolescent this side of a Todd Solondz movie, Phil’s painter buddy Bubba (the slant-faced Tim Blake Nelson), and White himself as Holy Roller security guard Corny. These are all naturally eccentric actors and all give fine performances on their own terms, but the cumulative effect is a buffoonishness that feels at odds with the film’s more emotionally serious aims. — Chris Herrington

Taking another sleek stab at the simulacra of Hollywood, Andrew Niccol (best known for penning the script to The Truman Show and helming the darkly satisfying sci-fi thriller Gattaca) here turns in a mindful but minor satire about an ambitious director whose digital star rises further and faster than his own.

Equal parts Pygmalion and Frankenstein, Simone stars Al Pacino as waning art-minded director Viktor Taransky, who’s just been set adrift in the studio climate. A once-successful filmmaker, Viktor is in dire need of a hit and has just been sent a devastating blow by the difficult star of his latest picture. When Nicola Anders (Winona Ryder) pulls out of the director’s latest picture, Viktor is left with no star and a studio suddenly unwilling to back him. When he’s canned by the head of production, who just happens to be his strangely benevolent ex-wife (Catherine Keener), Viktor is assured that his latest baby will never see the dark inside of a multiplex.

So what’s a director to do? Well, conveniently, Viktor is approached by a dying scientist with the answer to those cinematic prayers. The answer comes in the form of Simone (played by Rachel Roberts and written S1M0NE, as in “simulation one”), a beautiful, digital starlet complete with the downloadable range of every actor who’s come and gone through the Hollywood mill. With this new star, Viktor is able to recut his film and place the pixelated performer in the lead. When his picture opens, audiences are captivated with the CG beauty, who becomes an overnight sensation. But having to do double duty as the gatekeeper and creator of Simone proves bittersweet when the seemingly perfect actress goes from overshadowing the director to overtaking him.

Niccol, who demonstrated his ability to intelligently satirize the media with his snarky but slight script for The Truman Show, once again delivers an amusing, if vacuous, tale here. Refusing to explore the most interesting questions posed by his premise — namely, the postmodern implications of adding another layer of artificiality to an already artificial artform — Niccol instead opts to examine the business of Hollywood rather than its cinema. And while it’s amusing to ruminate on the pleasures of working with an actor who never gives any lip and always thanks her director first, it’s certainly not an enduring theme.

But perhaps the most irksome thing about Niccol’s film is its inability to maintain a solid stance on anything. Setting out to undercut the bottom-line nature of the business of Hollywood, which continually undercuts the “art” Pacino’s director is struggling to make, Simone ultimately champions the quick buck. Niccol’s biggest problem may be that he is too similar to his hero. — Rachel Deahl

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We Love Life, Pulp (Island)

Pulp frontman Jarvis Cocker knows how to do one thing really, really well: be Jarvis Cocker. This is the public agitator who made world news (and secured a hell of a lot of press for his band) by attempting to physically attack Michael Jackson during a British awards ceremony and then made some of us jealous by courting actress Chloe Sevigny. But for all the tabloid fodder he provides, Cocker is no less a singular figure when tending to his day job as the glue that holds the good ship Pulp together, something he’s shown a fair amount of dedication to over the past 23 years. Absurdly young, in 1978, when he launched Pulp into the years of obscurity that preceded their gradual late-’80s ascent up the Brit-pop ladder, by the early ’90s, Cocker and his ever-changing lineup of bandmates were superstars in the U.K., though they never really matched the popularity of Oasis or Blur in the U.S. The 1991 single “Babies” was the first in a string of mild-to-massive hits Pulp had on the other side of the Atlantic throughout the decade, and Jarvis’ status as a sex symbol and television staple rubbed conversely against the darker material the band began to explore. Pulp’s last album, 1999’s This Is Hardcore, was a culmination of several years of negativity and working-class satire communicated through just about every pop genre this side of well, hardcore.

We Love Life was three years in the making and actually lives up to its title. Its celebratory airiness and orchestration mix well with such stalwart Pulp qualities as unapologetic Bryan Ferry worship and too-clever-for-its-own-good art pop. Much of it will be juicy fodder for those hungry for a smart-ass take on the Tindersticks or Nick Cave, as the words “grand” and “epic” apply, but Cocker’s take on this grandeur is more tongue-in-cheek. And the music’s hero-pandering transcends mere sonic influences once you take a gander at who produced We Love Life: recently unearthed cult figure Scott Walker. The ’60s luminary does a surprisingly fine job not making this Pulp record sound like a Scott Walker record but more like an attractively sophisticated Berlin-era Bowie/Eno collaboration (see the album’s centerpiece, “Trees”). There’s also a song titled “Bob Lind” after a forgotten L.A. folkie of the ’60s. After a quarter century on the pop margins, Cocker shows that he just might carry on his agenda for another decade without looking silly or contrived. Kudos to that. — Andrew Earles

Grade: B+

Daybreaker, Beth Orton (Heavenly/Astralwerks)

Beth Orton’s third album, Daybreaker, is neither as trippy as her debut, Trailer Park, nor as straightforwardly folky as her follow-up, Central Reservation. Instead, with its bizarre Barry Manilow-ish title (are the Brits even aware of Manilow’s existence?), Daybreaker is a hybrid of her two previous records, its acoustic guitars nicely balanced against synthetic beats and sound effects.

While she may not be the best songwriter to emerge from the post-Lilith landscape, Orton does have the good sense to emphasize lyrics and melody over sound. The music on Daybreaker is arranged to complement the songs — not just the lyrics but also her interpretation of them — rather than have the songs act as vehicles for the electro-folky sonics.

Fortunately, the songs on Daybreaker are among the most confessional and accomplished of Orton’s career. Most fit well into the framework she has already established but are unbound by any obligation to a verse-chorus-verse formula. Tracks like “Paris Train” and the gloomy “Mount Washington” seem to float more freely and spontaneously, which seems appropriate to her ethereal voice.

Some of the album’s more structured tracks, however, are also its most experimental — at least for Orton. The first single, “Concrete Sky,” marries a rainy-day chorus to a jangly guitar-piano sound. It’s one of the most memorable moments of her career. And “God Song,” with backup vocals by Emmylou Harris, has the simplicity and emotional force of classic country music, ending with a sha-la-la coda that could close a Down From the Mountain Tour concert.

The upside to this song-over-sound approach is that Orton always seems sincere. The downside is that the production is so precisely premeditated that it squeezes the life out of everything but Orton’s voice. As a result, Daybreaker is simultaneously idiosyncratic and anonymous, a highly personal record that occasionally sounds highly impersonal. — Stephen Deusner

Grade: B+

Humpty Dumpty LSD, Butthole Surfers (Latino Buggerveil/Revolver)

Michael Azerrad’s chapter on the Butthole Surfers in his book Our Band Could Be Your Life is one of the saddest, scariest, funniest, and best pieces of nonfiction writing I’ve ever read. Composed largely of interviews with band members Paul Leary and King Coffey, this anecdotal history of the Band That Dare Not Speak Its Name charts their rise from staggering, dumpster-diving poverty to relatively uncompromised major-label success. The level and extent of antisocial behavior, sonic terrorism, and truly perverse onstage antics Azerrad records for posterity inspires fear and awe.

But does the music measure up? Not this time. Humpty Dumpty LSD, a massive 17-song, 70-minute smorgasbord of alternate takes and outtakes from the band’s 20-year career, only hints at the Surfers’ commitment to hypnotic tribal guitarmageddon. Maybe a third of the tracks have vocals, and half of those have lyrics, so the emphasis is on the type of distorted drone that might begin to play over and over in the heads of disgruntled industrial workers everywhere. But aside from the semitraditional kicks of “All Day” and the Roky Erickson cover “Earthquake,” Humpty Dumpty LSD sounds like a fans-only deal. And if you ever meet a genuine hardcore Butthole Surfers fan, run for it. — Addison Engelking

Grade: B-

Charango, Morcheeba (London/Sire)

Morcheeba releases a new album and the world stifles a yawn.

After their 2000 flop, the gaudy, disco-lite Fragments Of Freedom, the English trip-hop trio returns with Charango, named after a style of Brazilian music the band discovered during a South American tour. The album doesn’t sound much like Fragments, but it doesn’t exactly sound Brazilian either. Instead, it picks up where Big Calm left off, indulging in the same mid-tempo grooves and singer Skye Edwards’ liquid coo.

There are some bright spots on Charango, though. In perhaps the year’s most unexpected collaboration, Kurt Wagner, frontman for Nashville indie orchestra Lambchop, appears on “What New York Couples Fight About,” which he co-wrote with Edwards. That song is the album’s highlight and a must-have for diehard Lambchop fans (all two of you), but Wagner’s other contribution, “Undress Me Now,” doesn’t quite achieve the ’70s seductiveness he intended.

The album’s other two collaborators don’t fare nearly as well: Pace Won of Tha Outsidaz lends his unimaginative skills to the title track and “Get Along,” and Slick Rick’s “Women Lose Weight,” which tries to be over-the-top ironic, is so insulting, the rapper should be deported.

And yet the band does have its own collaboration-free moments: “Way Beyond” has an effortlessly breezy hook that’ll blow through your mind all afternoon, and “The Great London Traffic Warden Massacre,” an experimental instrumental that closes the album, sounds like a long-lost blaxploitation theme.

Next time around, Morcheeba should indulge this experimental jones and choose their collaborators more carefully. That’ll wipe those yawns off our faces. — SD

Grade: B-

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Sound Advice

“I don’t know if I can pull this off,” says Jeffrey Evans on his live album I’ve Lived a Rich Life. “I don’t know if my maturity will let me.” What the onetime Gibson Brother and driving force behind trash-rock heroes ’68 Comeback is doubting is his ability to play a rockabilly lick the way he likes to have it played. “And speaking of rockabilly music, I did invent the slap guitar,” he continues. “You’ve heard of the slap bass? Well, I invented the slap guitar.” He then proceeds to demonstrate his considerable prowess at slap guitar, running through bits of “Boomerang” while confessing a secret love for Gene Vincent and a burning desire to record at Sun Studio. “That’s how rockabilly goes,” he concludes. “It’s about raging hormones.” Beyond that final comment, I’m not entirely sure what is left to be said on the subject of rockabilly that doesn’t just seem redundant. Nevertheless, the ever-witty Monsieur Jeffrey Evans will be talking rockabilly (and playing it too) at the Center for Southern Folklore during a lunchtime show Thursday, August 15th. Evans will also be playing with locals The Cool Jerks and a couple of Wisconsin-based garage-rock bands, The Strong Come Ons and The Mystery Girls, at the Hi-Tone CafÇ Friday, August 16th.

And speaking of that swinging hillbilly sound, some pretty un-rockabilly bands (The Subteens, Lucero, and The Maroons, to be precise) will be joining forces for an evening dubbed Mama Liked the Roses: A Midtown Tribute To Elvis at the Lounge Thursday, August 15th. The tribute will be hosted by none other than Elvili Parsley, the female East Indian Elvis impersonator who is really Suzy Hendrix, the sax blower from Viva L’American Death Ray Music.

— Chris Davis

Elvis fans looking for a true taste of Memphis music history this week might as well settle in at the Lounge Friday, August 16th, when Elvis’ original lead guitarist and one of the most important sidemen in all of American music, Scotty Moore, will play, with former Stray Cat Lee Rocker along for the ride. A couple of the city’s other venerable sidemen, The Memphis Horns — Wayne Jackson and Andrew Love, who contributed to so many great Stax sides, among countless other recordings — will play the club Saturday, August 17th. Can’t go wrong with either of those shows.

Then again, if you’re visiting from out of town and want to experience the kind of local treat that folks back home probably don’t know about, one local act you need to see is barrelhouse piano player and torch singer extraordinaire Di Anne Price, who can be found this week at the Blue Monkey Friday, August 16th, and at Huey’s Downtown Sunday, August 18th. — Chris Herrington

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City Sports

Ready To Go Bowling?

The Tigers are looking to end a 30-year postseason drought.

by James P. Hill

The last time the University of Memphis Tigers played in a bowl game was 1971. The

president was Richard Nixon and the U of M was Memphis

State. As Missouri Valley champions, the Tigers rolled over

the San Jose State Spartans in the Pasadena Bowl by a

final score of 28 to 9. A paltry 15,000 fans filed into the

Rose Bowl to see the game.

During that 1971 season the Tigers didn’t exactly

set the world on fire. Their regular season record was

four wins and six losses. After manhandling SJS, Memphis

finished the season at 5-6.

Fast-forward 30 years to the 2001 Tigers season,

when the final record was also 5-6. But there were some

big differences. The Tigers had a new coach, several new

players, and a new system. It was, for want of a better

cliche, a rebuilding season.

According to Coach Tommy West, the 2002

Tigers are ready to compete with Conference USA’s elite

and secure a bowl berth for the first time in 31 seasons.

“Yeah, I expect this team to be in a bowl game,” says West.

“That’s not a goal. It’s more than that. It’s an

expectation. We expect to play in a bowl game this season.”

If hard work, high hopes, and passion can bring

about bowl games, the Tigers are in good shape. For Wade

Smith, a senior offensive tackle who played several games

last season with a broken thumb in a cast, it’s all about

staying healthy and playing consistently. “Last season,

there was a point where we were 4 and 2, and we went to

East Carolina and basically didn’t show up,” says Smith.

“That’s the kind of thing we can’t have happen this year.

We shouldn’t have to come down to the last game of the

season to decide if we’re going to a bowl game or not.”

Smith is enthusiastic about potential bowl

possibilities but remains focused on taking the season one

game at a time. “Right now, I’m focusing on Murray State,”

he says. “We have to come out and play up to our potential.”

Every season, the Tigers assign team goals and

objectives in their quest for a Conference USA championship. In

the past, the team often hasn’t had enough depth to sustain

those goals in the face of injuries, ineligibility, etc. But, this

year, the team and the coaching staff feel they have enough

talent to fill in for players who fall by the wayside. That list

already includes acclaimed Trezevant High School

phenom Albert Means, who will miss the entire season due to

academic ineligibility.

“There’s not a void, because what it creates is a

window of opportunity for another player,” says West. “I

expect Kenyun Glover to be the guy to step up.”

Another enthusiastic Tiger is Tony Brown, a senior

defensive end who has bought into the Tommy West

philosophy. He also feels the U of M is a better football

team this season. “We will accomplish more than what we

did last year,” says Brown. “We’re a better team, more

experienced, with more leadership, more character, and

better work ethics.”

When asked what kind of team the Tigers would

field this season, West responds with confidence: “We’re

going to be capable of going 80 yards in one play, because

we’ve got a quality quarterback [Danny Wimprine] and we

have some skill-level players who can do things with the ball

after they get it. We’re going to be a team that throws the

ball first and runs the ball second.”

And hopefully makes it to the Liberty Bowl. After

the regular season.

Profit-taking

The business of college basketball marches on.

by Ron Martin

Collegiate recruiting peaked over the past week as teenagers verbally committed their

allegiance to schools hoping to increase their stock in the

business known as NCAA basketball. The University of

Memphis 2002 Initial Public Offerings appear to be better

than most, led by Kendrick Perkins of Texas, who some

predict could lead the Tigers into a profit margin his

freshman year. The balance sheets of collegiate basketball

are affected by the decisions of teenagers whose verbal

commitment is worthless until November 13th, the first

day recruits can sign a binding agreement.

During a four-day period, Memphis landed

commitments from three players, each of whom had

summer-league coaches proclaiming their on-court

brilliance. Meanwhile, arm chair coaches discussed the positive

and negative attributes of their game. Of course, analysts

have their own agenda. The summer-league coaches are

well aware that the more stars they produce, the more

money and respect they will be able to demand from the

shoe companies supporting their programs. The armchair

analysts base their opinions on whether or not the

athlete has committed to their favorite school.

Players who show promise early in their high

school career are flown coast-to-coast during summer

school breaks to participate in cattle-calls also known as

summer leagues to showcase their talents. Shoe

companies such as Nike and Adidas sponsor these events,

supposedly with the purpose of enhancing the high school

players’ abilities. The majority of the butts in the seats

belong to college coaches and NBA agents looking for the next

Kobe Bryant. It’s a dangerous mix and sends a bad message to

the players who quite reasonably begin to think basketball

is the only route their life should travel.

Attendance at these camps is a necessary evil for

college coaching staffs. If they don’t participate, they won’t

keep their jobs very long. Players vie for the attention of

coaches such as the U of M’s John Calipari. Individuals and

companies profit off the backs of these teenagers. It is as close to

a modern-day plantation as you will ever see. Shoe

companies and recruiting gurus create Web sites and offer

their voices for talk shows to promote their “I’m the only

one who really knows” opinions.

All of this leads to incredible pressure on the athlete.

As recruiting services tout the players and declare with

“inside” knowledge where a kid is going to play, boosters of

schools not mentioned start applying the screws. A great example

is U of M football freshman DeAngelo Williams of

Wynne, Arkansas, whose family was besieged by University of

Arkansas fans. When he began leaning toward the Tigers,

one would have thought Williams had renounced his

American citizenship. As Williams declared his intentions to

attend Memphis, he noted the pressure, saying it was hard to

study because of everything said about him and his family. It’s

a sad statement from a youngster who just wants to play

football. Unfortunately, it’s a statement which is repeated on

a daily basis throughout the country.

Unless controls are placed upon the summer leagues

and the companies supporting them, NCAA sports could

soon face charges of corruption rivaling Enron and WorldCom.

Flyers Six-time Olympic medalist Jackie

Joyner-Kersee is in Memphis to speak at Mitchell High School

regarding her fight with asthma while becoming one of

the world’s greatest athletes. Joined by former U of M

great Andre Turner, she will hold her awareness seminar

Thursday, August 15th … Casey Wittenberg won the

Tennessee State Amateur Golf Championship last week

at Ridgeway Country Club. The 17-year-old is one of

the youngest to capture the title in the tourney’s 87-year

history … As the Elvis celebration winds down, look for

U of M athletic director R.C. Johnson in a prime seat

at the concert Friday night at The Pyramid. If there were

a top-10 list of Elvis fans, Johnson would hold the

three top spots.

Ramblings I’m still wondering why we seldom

hear Lorenzen Wright’s name when the Grizzlies talk about

their future … Do you enjoy going to AutoZone Park as

much this year as you did last year? … It’s strange hearing U of

M football coach Tommy West say he’s concerned about

defense … Considering the legal rap sheets belonging to

Arkansas football players, shouldn’t they change their

fight song to “Jailhouse Rock”? … Congrats to former U of

M basketballer Shyrone Chapman. He accepted his

diploma last Saturday, proving you can be a student and an

athlete at the same time.

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Short Cuts

Invoke

Arto Lindsay

(Righteous Babe)

If you consider the pleasures to be found among the numberless

strains, variations, and sub-genres of

“American music,” it’s hard to look at the

term “world music” without a raised

eyebrow. For a genre that allegedly covers

every other kind of music outside of the United

States (but usually ignores a country’s successful local sub-genres, like

Scandinavian death metal or Japanese hip hop), a

reasonable definition of world music for sale in this country sounds both

irritatingly vague and rigidly stereotypical. To

many minds, world music consists of swarthy folk or folk playing cultural

dress-up, crafting music with weird drums and vocals that aim to be more pretty than

forceful. Not only is this definition narrow and ethnocentric and a perfect example of

the way Americans look at the rest of the world, it leaves little room for folk

like Arto Lindsay, a Brazilian-born New York No Wave alumnus who has been

crafting pretty-to-breathtaking Southern-hemisphere pop for nearly 10 years.

If they sound like anything, the 12 songs on

Invoke are reminiscent of the late-afternoon groove on Lindsay’s

much-praised 1997 album Mundo

Civilizado. Lindsay’s main gifts are subtle and

mature, and his greatest one may be the way in which he covers up his most

overwrought lyrics with a voice that sounds like a

gentle, melodic combination of sighing and daydreaming. He may write

something like “All those hidden

variables/Make my life terrible/Dexterity itself

yields/All those numbers,” but when he sings

the words in either English or Portuguese, the supple waves of percussion and guitar

wash all the pretensions away.

So is he “world music” too? Naw.

He’s more like a nerdy, bespectacled solo traveler trying to carve out a tiny niche in

a crowded Third World cathedral so he can marvel at the wonder of the angels in

the architecture. For not much effort at all, you can share some of this peculiarly

private beauty that is, if you can figure out where it’s kept at your record store.

Addison Engelking

Grade: B+

Heathen Chemistry

Oasis

(Epic)

In 1995, Oasis was the reason so many Americans started listening to

British bands like the Verve and Blur. The band grafted Liam Gallagher’s punk sneer

onto Beatles-esque pop songs to create arena-ready rock that didn’t skimp on melody.

In 2002, Oasis is the reason so many Brits are listening to American bands

like the White Stripes and the Strokes. By beating us over the head

with Maxwell’s Silver Hammer, the brothers Gallagher Liam

and Noel have descended to the depths of self-parody. Copies of

their albums should come with ironic detachment free with purchase.

Oasis’ joyless sixth album, Heathen

Chemistry, sounds identical to its three previous

albums. The only discernible difference here is that

Liam, perhaps on a dare, has decided to sing

everything through his nose, which makes his tracks

sound like late John Lennon er, later John Lennon.

But he fares better than his brother Noel, once the brains (I use this

term loosely) of the outfit. His bland vocals sound like a cross between Andy

Partridge of XTC and Billy Bragg but with a

strange inflection that would sound right at home on Top 40 Country radio.

And then there are the songs, which might be the brothers’ weakest batch

yet and that’s saying a lot. Lyrics range from the asinine to the stupid. The

first line of “Little By Little,” which

might be about 9/11 or about, um, relationships, goes “We the people fight for

our existence.” And from “She Is

Love,” which isn’t about 9/11 but rather

about the personification of love in a woman with great hooters: “And she is love,

and her ways are high and steep.”

Perhaps we have been indulging these two boobs their Beatles fixation for

far too long. Perhaps it’s time, my fellow countrymen and -women, to take

up arms against our common enemy. We can start by throwing boxes of

Heathen Chemistry into Boston Harbor. Who’s with me?

Stephen Deusner

Grade: D

In the Morning

Joe Louis Walker

(Telarc)

Joe Louis Walker knows how to work a song. He’s been playing

guitar since he was 14, honed his talent under Mike Bloomfield’s

tutelage, fronted some of the best blues bands on the San Francisco

scene, got involved with gospel along the way, and has more than 10

albums to his credit. But nothing can prepare you for the opening riffs

of “You’re Just About To Lose Your Clown,” the first track off

In the Morning, Walker’s latest, where

he sets an instant groove with chunky guitar riffs, then soars

Carlos Santana-style backed by a sultry Latin beat. Walker stretches

the number for more than five minutes, taking so many

musical twists and turns that your head will spin

long before the final fade.

Walker ably switches gears for the gospel-tinged title track then gets

the party moving again on “Joe’s Jump,” a real foot-stompin’ and

hip-shakin’ blues tune. Fresh and inventive, his licks cut through the shuffling

beat like a well-aimed whiplash. Walker shines the brightest, however, on

a frenzied take on the Rolling Stones’ “2120 South Michigan Avenue.”

He exchanges gritty guitar riffs with an unnamed organist, while his

formidable rhythm section (G.E. Smith on rhythm guitar, T-Bone Wolk on

bass, and drummer Steve Holley) hold down the backbeat. Their

six-minute jam, which veers from hard-driving rock to dirty, funky R&B, is

utterly transcendent. Andria Lisle

Grade: B+

St. Arkansas

Pere Ubu

(SpinART)

One of the great contributions that

rock-and-roll has made to world culture has been the way its

practitioners have demolished a homogenous definition of “vocal talent.”

From Tom Waits’ shots-of-gravel-with-Pennzoil-chasers croak to Liz

Phair’s cool, thin girltalk monotone, rock artists have changed the

qualifications for melodic vocal communication to prize above all the ability to sing

or say what you need to say however you need to sing or say it.

Therefore, it could be argued that esteemed postpunk futurists Pere

Ubu will be remembered more for lead singer David Thomas’ genial,

quivering friendliness than for their initial late-’70s outbursts of synthesized

industrial racket. Though he’s mellowed, Thomas’ voice is still as

alien as his band’s music, but it also continues to humanize their sound.

Embrace his yips and quirks, and you’ll discover one of the most

intriguing frontmen around.

St. Arkansas is easier listening

than touchstones like Dub Housing or The Modern

Dance, but the music remains thunderous and disjunctive,

mixing up Mission Of Burma squeal and whine with Gang Of Four

rhythms and stray sound effects telephones, radio tunings, maybe even

photocopiers. Through it all, Thomas exults in the joys of wearing a suit,

watching the river, and hearing himself sing or say what he needs to say however

he needs to sing or say it. AE

Grade: B+

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Book Features Books

Exit the King?

On August 16th, it’s 25 years since you know who did you know what, and to observe (or is it cash in on?) the death of Elvis Aron (or is it Aaron?) Presley, the books keep coming, because the public keeps buying, because the publishers keep publishing. This month on the fiction front:

John Paxson writes in Elvis Live At Five (Thomas Dunne Books/St. Martin’s Press) about a news manager at a third-rate Dallas TV station who boosts his sagging career and his station’s lousy ratings by means of a computer-generated talk show. The host: a “virtual” Elvis. Ratings soar. And what’s better, advertising soars. And what’s more (and worse?), “Elvis” beats out Oprah herself to become “a force of unimaginable power over the American public.” Paxson is described as “Vice President, Europe” on the book’s jacket, when what he is is bureau chief for CBS News in London, overseeing coverage of events in Europe, Africa, the Middle East, and South Asia, so who better to know something about global domination? And speaking of … This warning: “This book has not been authorized, endorsed, approved, or sponsored by the heirs, estate, or successors of Elvis Presley.” “Successors”?

No such warning (because there’s no real interest?) attached to Pink Cadillac (Coral Press) or, as its press release boldly retitles it, Pink Caddilac by Robert Dunn, a novel that, again according to the press release, “seeks to resolve one of the greatest mysteries of rock ‘n’ roll.” And that great mystery is: the whereabouts of a record called “Pink Cadillac,” which everybody claims to have heard but no one’s seen. (The search should instead be for the song’s true title, “Pink Caddilac”?) Elvis figures here, so too Memphis in the ’50s, in a story that “moves beyond mystery and tragedy to a redemption that recaptures joy even in the shadow of death.” And there’s that word again, for the umpteenth time in the hands of the umpteenth publicist: “redemption.” Figures.

On the nonfiction front:

More bizarreness, in the form of The Tao Of Elvis (Harvest Books/Harcourt) by David Rosen, a psychiatrist, a Jungian analyst, and the first author ever to offer words of wisdom from your favorites: Deng Ming-Dao, Kwan Saihung, Chuang Tzu, Tung Su-Ching, Li Hsi-Chai, Wang P’ang, Tung-Pin Lu, Ho-Shang Kung, and Ts’ao Tao-Chung’ung, plus some two cents thrown in from Ann-Margret, William Shakespeare, Geraldine Kyle (“Good friend of Elvis’s stepmother Dee Stanley”), Mahatma Gandhi, David Halberstam, Lowell Hays (“Elvis’s Memphis jeweler”), Oscar Wilde, Walt Doxey (“High school boxing coach”), Mack Gurley (“Longstanding friend, who picked up Elvis hitchhiking in 1950”), Ludwig van Beethoven, Louie Ludwig (author of The Gospel Of Elvis), Clarissa Pinkola Estés (author of the important study “Elvis Presley: Famá and the Cultus Of the Dying God”), and Jo Smith (“Wife of Elvis’s cousin Billy, recalling Elvis’s reaction to being called ‘fat’ by a rude woman at a theater in 1975”). No statement from Graceland®, thank God (Elvis).

Enough with words. Don’t see:

A picture book (with audio CD of Elvis interviews) called Elvis: The King Remembered (Sports Publishing L.L.C.) by Susan M. Moyer, an ugly little volume of standard Elvis photos together with shots of impersonators and fans, shots that are apparently NOT under the strict control of Elvis Presley Enterprises BECAUSE of their rank amateurishness. The book sells for an astounding $39.95, which is a lot to pay to learn (page 128): “The hair colors of choice for Elvis impersonators (reportedly the color Elvis used): Lady Clairol blue-black or L’Oreal Excellence blue-black.” So see:

A picture book (handsomely slipcased and containing reproduced, removable Elvis documents) called The Elvis Treasures. The biographical text is by Memphian Robert Gordon, the photos are from the Graceland archives, the audio CD is of Elvis interviews from 1953 to 1972, and those documents — a letter from G.I. Elvis to his girlfriend Anita Wood in Memphis; an RCA Victor recording contract; rare publicity photos; concert ticket stubs; telegrams of condolence to Vernon Presley from the likes of June and Johnny Cash, Governor George Wallace, and Isaac Hayes; the contents of Elvis’ wallet (including his Tennessee driver’s license, Social Security card); and more — are state-of-the-art print duplicates. The price of the book is 50 bucks, and its great design is reason why. Same price, same reason:

A picture book called Elvis: A Celebration (DK Publishing) by Mike Evans, which weighs in at over 600 coffee-table-size pages. Short on introductory text but long on annotations, the book is a collaborative effort with the Elvis Presley Estate, and Evans knows exactly how to pick ’em: One glance at the full-page photos dating from 1953, when Elvis Presley went from serious adolescent to serious rocker, and maybe you too can believe in some force of unimaginable power over the American public and, this month, publishers too. — Leonard Gill

David Rosen will be signing The Tao Of Elvis at a multimedia presentation at the Memphis Botanic Garden, Hardin Hall, Thursday, August 16th, 7 p.m. $15.

I’ve never been a very big Elvis fan. And then I read Kim Adelman’s The Girls’ Guide To Elvis (Broadway Books). Granted, I still won’t willingly pop “Heartbreak Hotel” into my CD player during an afternoon drive, but I do feel much more connected to the King.

The Girls’ Guide To Elvis is filled with interesting facts about Elvis, including some that you never wanted to know. For example, did you know Elvis was once injected with the urine of a pregnant woman as part of a fad diet? Or did you know he was uncircumcised? Or have you heard about the time he went to a car dealership, squeezed grape juice on the hood of a car, and requested it be painted that exact color?

Adelman’s 200-page guide offers all this and more. She manages to paint the King’s life by blending these small details with more well-known information to provide an all-around portrait of that hunka hunka burnin’ love.

Based on a Web site of the same name (GirlsGuidetoElvis.com), the book is 18 chapters of Elvis-related topics slanted to be of interest to the average female fan. From his hair to clothes to sex life, the book covers all the bases.

It’s also filled with interviews from those who knew Elvis well, such as Larry Geller, his personal hairdresser, as well as Q & A sessions with experts on all things Elvis, including Karal Ann Marling, an authority on Graceland’s decor.

The chapter on Elvis’ weight even offers low-fat recipes of his favorite foods, information Elvis could have used in his later years. For example, Adelman takes a grease-filled cheeseburger recipe worth 122.5 grams of fat and reduces it to eight grams using low-fat ingredients. Unfortunately, the low-fat and fat-free versions of their high-fat counterparts didn’t exist during the King’s lifetime.

Another chapter highlights what it was like to date Elvis, and several of his past dates talk of their experiences. And what good would a chapter on Elvis’ dating habits be without another chapter on Elvis’ sex life? According to a couple of interviewees, it seems that not everything about the King was King-sized, but no matter — the guide also goes into detail about Elvis’ girlfriends on the side. To sum up: What a player!

Adelman also dedicates a whole chapter to Elvis on film, including his salaries for several movies as well as a film timeline going from Love Me Tender to 1973’s Elvis On Tour. He made up to three movies a year for eight years straight.

My favorite chapter, appropriately titled “La Vida Loca,” is chock-full of strange facts that wouldn’t fit anywhere else. It’s made up of anecdotes regarding everything from Elvis’ obsession with obtaining a federal narcotics badge to the day he bought 13 Cadillacs.

The only thing this book lacks is a discography. I guess his old-school fans already have this information memorized, but new fans like me could use a little guidance.

Otherwise, I absolutely loved The Girls’ Guide To Elvis, and I think every girl should own a copy. If you’re not an Elvis fan now, I guarantee you will be by the book’s end. — Bianca Phillips

Kim Adelman will be signing The Girls’ Guide To Elvis at Davis-Kidd Booksellers Wednesday, August 14th, 6:30 p.m.

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Film Features Film/TV

Impressions

Remember the scariest scene in E.T.? I don’t mean at the end when the government shows up and wants to take E.T. away or the part where the brother finds E.T. all sick and pale by the creek. I mean the suspenseful moment at the very beginning, before the Reeses Pieces exchange, where young Elliot is out in the cornfield with his flashlight, investigating the weird noises he’s heard. As Elliot proceeds, the fog shifts a little, the corn leaves crackle, the flashlight darts hither and thither. Finally, its beam lands on the face of E.T., who makes that odd caterwauling sound — long, weird fingers waving about — and both boy and alien run in different directions. Elliot reaches his porch freaked out and out of breath, and 8-year-old me in the audience was just as freaked, breathing just as heavily. That scene gave me nightmares for weeks. Twenty years later, much of M. Night Shyamalan’s Signs (which is CHOCK-FULL of crackling-cornfield suspense) made me want to sleep with the lights on the night I saw it. The rest of Signs is corny in a less appreciable way. Think Children Of the Corn corny.

Graham Hess (Mel Gibson), an Episcopalian priest, has had a rough six months. His beloved wife was killed in a terrible car accident (more terrible than just about any in all of moviedom, it turns out), and his faith in God is so shaken that he gives up his ministry and collar for a simpler, less contemplative life with his two young children (Rory Culkin and Abigail Breslin). His brother Merrill (Joaquin Phoenix) moves in to help out and to work through some of his own losses. Suddenly, the family farm is marked by huge crop circles — the variety known to us humans as A) signs of extraterrestrial communication, B) a huge, international hoax carried out by several clever pranksters about 10 years ago, or C) the image on the cover of the Led Zeppelin CD box set. Before long, the nature and purpose of the circles are revealed (it’s not good) and the family (slowly) realizes the intentions of the visitors (bad things).

Fans of Gibson at his quirkiest (see Conspiracy Theory) will enjoy his work in Signs, where he manages to be both embarrassingly funny and miserably haunted almost at the same time. There is a scene at the dinner table, for example, where he is fed up with his scared family and proceeds to eat everything on the table to spite them. This tactic is absurd and funny, but as his family cries, he is overcome by stress and grief, and his anger dissolves into, perhaps, his first real breakdown since the death of his wife. He hugs his children, which is touching and then funny again when his brother is reluctantly dragged into the hug. Gibson manages this shift very well, but the whole movie turns as quickly as this — and that just doesn’t always work. Humor and suspense are so interchangeable here that one wishes Shyamalan would just let his moments wind down before switching gears.

Signs lacks the patience of Shyamalan’s previous, better work, and it is that sense of calm, savory, invested timing that I admire most in his films. The Sixth Sense reinvented the contemporary notion of cinematic suspense and showed that a movie can be simultaneously quiet, scary, touching, profound, and weird, and it did so verrry slowly, so that we didn’t miss anything along the way. His follow-up, Unbreakable, covered all that ground again — too similarly — and, consequently, gave signs that this Hot New Director had a smaller bag of tricks than his stunning directorial debut had suggested. He seems rushed here — to do something new or say something different. And while Signs has terrific pacing and, therefore, suspense, the narrative is too jumbled for its own good and is in need of another Shyamalan talent: skillfully withholding information until just the right moment. That was key to the captivating mysteries of both prior efforts, but it works clumsily here.

In Signs, there is supposed to be a parallel between Hess’ loss of his wife and his present dilemma — aliens — but the connections are so hackneyed and the tone of the film so inconsistent that when we finally “get it,” we don’t know if it’s supposed to be funny, triumphant, poignant, or what. Gibson and Phoenix’s brothers are so bizarre that by the time we care about them and relate to their respective demons, it’s too late: There’s an alien in the house, and it’s clobberin’ time. Shyamalan, unfortunately, withholds too much too soon and not enough too late. And his third great talent — making us wholeheartedly believe the unbelievable (ghosts, clairvoyance, superheroes, and so on) — is unfortunately traded for laughs instead of allowing us to care. — Bo List

Director Steven Soderbergh is in the midst of a historic run. With Out Of Sight, The Limey, Erin Brockovich, Traffic, and Ocean’s Eleven, he has delivered a series of sharp, smart, and visually rich mainstream entertainments in an era and milieu in which aesthetic quality and commercial accessibility rarely match up. Soderbergh has accomplished this by taking a French new-wave interest in spontaneity, naturalism, and audacious editing and combining it with a very classic Hollywood commitment to star power, storytelling, and entertainment for entertainment’s sake. The result is a series of common genre movies suffused with a blast of fresh air. It’s hard to imagine any other current American director taking escapist schlock like Ocean’s Eleven and making it so utterly charming.

In his new film, Full Frontal, Soderbergh takes his French aesthetics to the extreme in the service of investigating life in Hollywood. Soderbergh mixes digital video with 35-millimeter film, gathers actors from many of his previous films (most notably Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt), seemingly improvises scenes, and shoots it all himself. The whole thing has the indulgent air of a post-wrap home movie, and even if it holds up better in your head afterward than it does while you’re watching it, it’s still a wearying failure. Soderbergh has taken this kind of detour before, with the surreal (and far more engaging) Schizopolis, a 1997 film that seemed to clear his mind for the extraordinary commercial run that followed. So perhaps Soderbergh needs to indulge himself every few years to keep the juices flowing. If that means more movies like Out Of Sight and Erin Brockovich, it’ll be time well spent.

As experimental as Full Frontal means to be, all of the elements here are pretty familiar: There’s the behind-the-scenes look at life in Hollywood and the cameo appearances from stars as themselves (see Robert Altman’s The Player), the interlocking series of related characters (see Altman’s Short Cuts), the depiction of on-set action and a movie within the movie (see Truffaut’s Day For Night), and the digitally shot series of workshop-style improv scenes (see Alan Cumming and Jennifer Jason Leigh’s The Anniversary Party).

Full Frontal follows a series of unhappy Hollywood types over the course of a day that culminates in the 40th birthday party for a producer, Gus (David Duchovny), to whom they’re all connected. Two of the characters (Roberts and Blair Underwood) are actors in a film, Rendezvous, being produced by Gus. Rendezvous is the 35-millimeter movie within the movie (which Soderbergh uses to satirize Hollywood romantic comedies) interspersed with the digitally shot “real” scenes. Full Frontal‘s final shot implies, correctly and perhaps righteously, that the visual connection of film to fiction and video to “reality” is a sham, but if Soderbergh’s been dragging us through all this just to make that salient point, it hardly seems worth the trouble. Instead, what juice the film has comes from its fabulous actors, some of whom, particularly Catherine Keener, David Hyde Pierce, and Mary McCormack, are able to sketch characters that will stay with you long after the film’s self-referential puzzles have dissolved. — Chris Herrington

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Music Record Reviews

Short Cuts

Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots

The Flaming Lips

(Warner Bros.)

“Do you realize that happiness will make you cry?” Wayne Coyne asks on “Do You Realize??,” the first single from the Flaming Lips’ new album Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots. It’s a typical Lips line, simple on the surface but complex, literally mixing happiness and sadness, hope and despair into one idea. This approach gave the band’s previous album, the commercial and critical breakthrough The Soft Bulletin, its warmth and quirky soul, and despite its cartoonish, anime-inspired subject matter, Yoshimi is marked by these same qualities.

The title character of this concept album is “a black belt in karate working for the city.” She has been picked to save the world from the Pink Robots, which can replicate human emotions to an alarming degree. During the first half of the album, she trains for the confrontation (“Fight Test” and “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Pt. 1”) while the robots roll off the assembly line (“One More Robot/Sympathy 3000-21”), building up to the big showdown (“Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Pt. 2”).

The second half of Yoshimi examines the fight’s aftermath, as the hero is plagued by doubts over the validity and usefulness of human emotions. Emotions are messy and painful (“Do you realize that everyone you know will someday die?”), but, ultimately, they’re what make us human. The album ends with the somberly triumphant instrumental “Approaching Pavonis Mons By Balloon (Utopia Planitia).”

If all this sounds silly, it is: The childish subject matter underscores the enormity of the message. If it sounds like it might be commenting on politics or cloning or bad Steven Spielberg movies like A.I., it’s not: Coyne’s approach is resoundingly personal, never political. He is fascinated with the spectrum of human emotions, even the extremes: “What is love and what is hate and why does it matter?” he asks on “In the Morning Of the Magicians.” His scope is too broad and entirely too idiosyncratic for the merely topical.

In rock, such grave whimsy demands sonic support to match. Fortunately, the music on Yoshimi is exuberant, inventive, and — despite its studio origins — organic. The album continues the Lips’ steady progression away from the guitar-based psychedelic rock of early albums like Now Hear This and Transmissions From the Satellite Heart to a freer, looser, more evocative sound. A few songs forgo Steve Drozd’s signature fuzzed-out drums for computerized beats and keyboard squiggles appropriate to the subject matter. But the music is always anchored in live instrumentation, from Michael Ivins’ free-floating bass line on “In the Morning Of the Magicians” to the simple, gently strummed acoustic guitar on “Do You Realize??”

Otherworldly yet earthy, spacey yet folksy, Yoshimi invokes intimate emotions with far-out imagery. It’s this sensibility that gives the album its unique spark, making these songs devastating as well as uplifting. — Stephen Deusner

Grade: A

Arkansas Heat

The Gossip

(Kill Rock Stars)

A punk-rock three-piece who relocated from small-town Arkansas to the more congenial Olympia, Washington, the Gossip aren’t prolific, following last year’s rousing half-hour debut That’s Not What I Heard with this six-song, 19-minute return. But that modest discography may still be enough to mark them as the most singular-sounding band to emerge from Olympia’s rich rock scene since Sleater-Kinney.

Like the punk they were born from and the Delta blues they evoke, so much of the Gossip’s appeal derives from the music’s D.I.Y. freedom — the sense that anyone could do this. But like so much of the great punk and Delta blues they, during their finest moments, earn comparisons with, what sets them apart from most of their colleagues is the reality that not everyone can do it this well. Lead singer Beth Ditto’s righteous blues-mama howl isn’t the kind of sound you’d expect to hear fronting an indie-rock or punk band: It isn’t an Everygirl voice; it’s a gift. And her band’s musical appropriation of the blues tradition is natural and unadorned in a manner that countless hipper punk bands have never been able to touch.

The Gossip only hit that kind of peak once here, but the lead/title song is some kind of great anthem: “Arkansas Heat” opens with a big, lumbering guitar riff soon doubled by the bass, the same kind of intro trick –one that says, Something big is about to happen — as “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Then Ditto makes her appearance, recounting the band’s rather mundane origin as if it were some kind of Steinbeckian journey with “Two hours south of Memphis, y’all/From a little town in Arkansas/Where the people haven’t changed at all since 1965” before making her move with “Well, you sell off everything you own/Just to make it all on your own/I ain’t a child, I ain’t full-grown/But I’ll prove to you.” The rest is all sass and relief, from the insouciant “Got my whole town sweatin’ me” to the delighted “Tell the preacher just in case he asks/That we ain’t never never comin’ back” to a hopeful closing-credits salute to all their hometown girls “in Memphis now.”

After that, the rest of the record consists of roughly recorded rave-ups, the sound of a band finding a distinct sound and playing around with it — scruffed-up, juke-ready riffs, drum kits bashed as if by Animal from The Muppets, and Ditto’s lost-in-time deep-soul vocals delivering the message, culminating in the 10-minute tent meeting “(Take Back) The Revolution.” — Chris Herrington

Grade: A-

Stab the Unstoppable Hero

Arlo

(Sub Pop)

Will power pop be the next rock bandwagon after we get the ’80s out of our system? Probably not. Power pop is notoriously maligned, and it’s more stubbornly resistant to change than any other rock subgenre, evolving little since Big Star, Badfinger, and the Raspberries elaborated on the teachings of the Byrds, the Beatles, and the Nazz. It also tends to be geek fodder on a par with prog rock or Monty Python (the Frank Zappa of humor). And this is what makes the genre a little puzzling. After all, the well-written hook is the world’s most underrated aphrodisiac, right? The perfect pop song has a strange and disturbing power over human impulsiveness, causing all kinds of wonderful things to align and catch fire.

Unfortunately, for power-pop band Arlo, the perfect pop song seems unobtainable. They try, and they try hard. They know where their roots lie — late-’70s L.A. power pop — but haven’t managed to locate the perfect hook. This flaw is compounded by big-and-loud alternative-rock radio production, an attempt to make the band the next Foo Fighters or Weezer if only they can catch the ears of the right million people. The dichotomy of the reedy vocals and poor man’s Cheap Trick choruses sharing space with these unrealistic cover-of-Spin aspirations makes for an unfocused effort: This is one would-be power-pop gem that won’t have you whistling as you walk down the street. — Andrew Earles

Grade: C+