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Beaujolais isn’t all bad.

When people think of Beaujolais … well, they don’t really think of Beaujolais at all, do they? Those who remember it recall a watery, acidic, too-fruity Kool-Aid called Beaujolais Nouveau that accompanies the November celebration in honor of the wine’s annual release. Once the party’s over, they buy some and drink it the next night or “age” it until some pitiable — and usually drunk — sap comes along to drink it. (Beaujolais Nouveau should be consumed within six months after bottling.) But the really downtrodden ones are the Beaujolais producers. The November rush delivers a cash windfall, but the hype for the Kool-Aid eclipses any hope they have to establish a name for their good wines: the “cru” Beaujolais.

A “cru” is basically an appellation (called “AOC” in France) or a section of land with a name. Appellations are declared when the soil and climate turn out grapes in that particular swath of land that are decidedly different from other swaths of land. All Beaujolais are made with 100 percent Gamay grapes, but when they are grown in a different place, they can take on different flavors and characteristics. For example, Moulin-à-Vent, a cru designation in northern Beaujolais, has granite-based soils that are richer in manganese than other crus, producing a spicier, more robust wine. The other nine crus are: Brouilly, Chenas, Chiroubles, Côtes-du-Brouilly, Fleurie, Julienas, Morgon, Regnie, and Saint Amour.

Everyone who knows something about wine lauds the 2003 and 2005 vintages of cru Beaujolais, saying they produced the best juice since the historic 1945 and ’47 vintages.

The ’03 and ’05 are two completely different stories. 2003 was the year Europe got butt-kicked with so much heat that the grapes practically raisinated on the vine. But 2005 was a more traditional vintage, with near-perfect sun and rain conditions. And it’s no bull either. Virtually every wine I’ve tried from these years was beautiful in some way. The 2003 wines have more of a “cooked” flavor, with darker fruit like prunes, roasted cherries, and raisins. If you close your eyes, you’ll swear you were drinking red Burgundy, which is made from pinot noir and costs twice the price. The 2005s, especially my favorites, Julienas and Morgon, smell and taste like velvety, ripe raspberries and in-your-face cherry.

There are two other appellations, Beaujolais and Beaujolais Villages, which originate from less favorable regions than the crus. These often have great fresh and fruity aromas but destroy the moment with their acidic and sometimes tannic flavor. So I pay $5 more and go cru, which runs anywhere from $12 to $25, depending on the producer and the AOC.

One other surprising thing about cru Beaujolais: They age well. Since people tend to think of the drink-it-now Nouveau as the quintessential Beaujolais, they don’t think any of them can age. On a recent trip to Beaujolais, I tried wines from 1989, 1990, and 1992, and they had a scrumptious, aged Pinot Noir appeal about them — tamed tannins and acids, roasted red fruit, and soft leather. Not bad for an initial investment of $15 and a whole lot of patience to let it rest.

Because of its lightheartedness and fruitiness, Beaujolais is great for summer drinking. In fact, it’s the perfect red-wine “bridge” for white-wine drinkers. To bring out the fruit and refreshing acids, chill it down for about an hour in the fridge. And seek out the most reliable Beaujolais producers: Mommessin, Jadot, and Duboeuf.

Recommended Wines

Duboeuf 2003 Morgon Jean Descombes — Smells like dark red wood and leather seats in a men’s cigar bar. Taste is soft layers of roasted black cherries, blueberries, and currants. $14

Mommessin 2005 JulienasWell-balanced acids with lively cherry, rich vanilla, bright raspberry, and a dash of earthy leather on the finish. Might be hard to find but worth the effort. $14

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The origins of California’s meritage

Pinky aloft, lips pursed, and eyes aflame, a pretentious gentleman proudly announces, “I do love a meritaahge.” After processing the pronunciation faux pas, I quell the urge to punch him in the face, and then, with as much obnoxious affect as I can muster, I correct him, “Meritage rhymes with heritage.” The impulse to mispronounce this decidedly French-sounding wine name is strong, and this California-birthed wine is often misconceived. But the question is … why should we even care?

We should care because meritage is a trendy wine in the snob circles with growing popularity within the normal ranks. The fancy term describes a blend of two or more Bordeaux grape varieties, specifically Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, Petit Verdot, Cabernet Franc, Malbec, and several others. White meritage is a blend of two grapes originating from Bordeaux, like Sauvignon Blanc and Semillon.

The growing popularity of meritage represents a shift in American wine perception. In Europe, blends are the norm, not the exception, but the U.S. has historically been the opposite. On our shelves you see “Cabernet Sauvignon” or “Chardonnay” on the labels, but blended wines are identified as “table wines.” And that’s about as sexy as margarine. Over the years, clever wineries, in order to offset this uninspiring moniker, created fanciful titles for their blends such as Goats du Roam, Primus, or Da Red to set themselves apart. Blending is important since it adds complexity to a wine and allows a winemaker to yield the maximum amount of flavor out of the vineyard — doubly important in bad vintage years. But in 1988, a group of three wineries — Cosentino, Flora Springs, and Quintessa — set out to define an American blend of Bordeaux grapes, calling it meritage. The name, the result of a worldwide contest, originates from two words: “merit” and “heritage.” Thus the pronunciation.

In order to post “meritage” on a label, a winery must belong to the Meritage Association, a nonprofit that charges up to $500 per year for membership — depending on the number of cases a winery produces. There are more than 150 members in the United States, scattered all over the country, as well as members in Mexico, Australia, Israel, and Canada. (For a complete list, see www.meritagewine.org.)

Since every winemaker mixes his or her blend differently, it’s difficult to define what a meritage tastes like. But they are normally pretty gutsy, yet elegant and fruity. You’ll find the red version — the whites are few and far between — more often now on wine lists and on wine-shop shelves than ever before. Taste a few, and when you hear “meritaahge,” help us all out by correcting that person. The original founders are even helping — petitioning Merriam-Webster to create an entry for “meritage,” permanently defining it for generations to come.

Recommended Wines

Flora Springs 2003 Trilogy Meritage Napa Valley — Sweet, fragrant cherries and soft, elegant vanilla define this gorgeous wine. Sophisticated and sublime. $60

Hahn 2004 Meritage Central Coast — Perky with black pepper and soft, mellow cherry. Good value. $16

Lyeth 2002 Meritage Sonoma Valley — Delicate blueberry and ripe cherry make this one taste like a summer evening. Lovely finish of fruit. $16

Dry Creek Vineyard 2002 Meritage — Velvety and full of roasted black cherries with a touch of oak. $28

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Wedding Wines

Although people get hitched year round, bride magazines bloom on supermarket racks in the spring and summer. Filling their pages, in between the infinite glossy ads, are articles designed to make the ceremonious marriage rite run smoother, classier, and sometimes cheaper. With so many damned decisions to make, I realize why brides sometimes scream, “Forget it!”

If you’re to believe the headlines, the wine choices sometimes cause stress. But it doesn’t need to be this way. Caterers and halls normally offer limited (and frankly, quite average) wine selections, so your best move is to inquire about outside purchasing. Since you’ll be buying in bulk, bringing in your own wine can represent a significant cost savings. Although this might incur a dreaded “corkage fee,” weigh the cost difference as well as the enjoyment difference. Remember that corkage fees cover the overhead costs a caterer sustains during the wine service ritual, but they are also an infamous gouging area — and highly negotiable.

Choosing the wine is where the fun begins. If you’re hosting a sit-down dinner, it’s pretty simple. Two wines: one white, one red. Some varietals pair perfectly with food and some don’t. Choose Sauvignon Blanc over Chardonnay, since the lighter, more acidic Sauvignon Blanc melds better, especially with seafood. For reds, select a Merlot. It’s lighter in body than a Cabernet Sauvignon and appeals to a wider array of drinkers.

For stand-up receptions, choose variety. Offer at least two reds and two whites and make sure they appeal to a wide range of tastes, with a smooth flavor that doesn’t require food to ease the acidity or tannins. Good white choices: Australian or California Chardonnay, dry Riesling, or New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc. Reds: Australian Shiraz, American Merlot, Oregon Pinot Noir, or a juicy, friendly California blend.

For the wedding cake toast, serve a sweeter sparkling wine rather than a pungent brut. The sweetness of the cake will turn a dry brut helpless and flat. Look for sparklers that say “Extra Dry” or “Demi Sec” on the label. Suggestions: Iron Horse Wedding Cuvée, Moët et Chandon White Star, or Banfi Rosa Regale — the one with a pink, romantic color.

To determine how much to buy, remember there are approximately five glasses in each still wine bottle and about six in a sparkling. With dinner, people on average will consume about one glass of wine per hour (but this certainly depends on the party-heartiness of the guest list). And count on two glasses per person during a reception if it’s wine and beer only, one glass less if you’re serving other alcoholic beverages. But all these calculations depend on how much activity you have going on — bored people will probably drink more to dull the pain. And you really don’t want to throw that party.

Recommended Wines

BV Coastal 2003 Cabernet Sauvignon (California) — Smooth tannins and elegant with ripe raspberry, smoky tobacco, sweet dark chocolate, and flowery roses. Easy to drink and an excellent value. $11

Blackstone 2005 Riesling Monterey

(California) — Refreshing and not too sweet, with peaches, apricots, and a minerally, limey aftertaste. $10

Meridian 2005 Sauvignon Blanc Central Coast (California) — Light, soft, and fruity with sour apple, honeydew melon near the rind and tart lemon. A crowd pleaser. $10

St. Francis 2004 Chardonnay Sonoma County (California) — Like high-quality, creamy butter on a piece of toast. Spicy with white pepper, cloves and balanced with ripe tangerine. $14

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Squeeze Play

I had no idea what I didn’t know. I went on a wine trip to Italy and stumbled into the fascinating, ancient world of olive oil, an industry so similar to wine that it’s freaky. In Italy, the two dance together like lovers. Quality wine, meet quality olive oil … nice to see you. The two are inseparable at every meal for a reason.      I’ve met passionate winemakers whom I consider artisans rather than industrialists. Olive-oil producers think of themselves in a similar fashion, referring to their product like a loved one. Like wine, quality oil relies on a keen selection of ripe fruit and expert blending. Like grapes, the soft, fleshy olives need a perfect balance of climate, soil, and pruning techniques to create a delicious end product. After bottling, both are fickle: They hate oxygen, light, and variations in temperature. “DOP olive oil,” an appellation designation like Russian River Pinot Noir, is produced in regions around Italy, creating an intensely fragrant yet mild oil. But due to the lack of demand for it, not much can be found in the States.    I’ve always wondered about the term “extra virgin” … can something be more virginal than a virgin? For olive oil, extra virgin means it comes from the first press and meets a certain level of acidity (less than 1 percent), whereas virgin can be up to 3 percent acidity. Those simply labeled olive oil or pure olive oil come from the lesser-quality fruit (sometimes gathered from the ground), which has to be chemically refined and distilled to be edible. To give it a pleasant odor and flavor, some extra virgin oil is added at the end.     Contrary to the myth, the color of the olive oil doesn’t indicate quality, unless it has a reddish-yellow hue, indicating it’s seen better days. Unlike wine, which can improve with age, olive oil should be consumed within 18 months after bottling. The variations in green-ness result from the 686 different species of olives used (virtually always harvested green — a black olive indicates a very mature olive). To spot good oil, look for a light-yellow to a muted-greenish color, with an aroma and taste of bitter almonds, fresh-cut grass, and, of course, olives. Don’t worry about cloudiness, an indication that it’s unfiltered — a practice that leaves up to 1 percent solids in the oil. Purists think the solids give off unpleasant flavors over time; others disagree. Your call. But avoid plastic bottles, which are oxygen permeable.     Seventy-five percent of the world’s olive-oil production is European, and, of that, Italy produces 30 percent and Spain produces 44 percent. (The U.S. is responsible for 0.1 percent of world production.)     The competition between Spain and Italy is macho healthy. The Italian producers I visited — Monini, Farchioni, and Coricelli in Umbria — all bristled when asked about the rising quality of Spanish olive oil. Their answer? A predictable “not even close to ours.”      I use a Spanish olive oil for cooking, Goya Extra Virgin, which Consumer Reports called a Best Buy in their September 2004 issue. For salads, B.R. Cohn, a winery in Sonoma Valley that also produces extra virgin olive oil, ranks as my favorite. For the record, Monini Originale came in a respectable 10th.     With a growing body of evidence that says olive oil and its polyphenols make for a healthy staple, we all should be slurping up more olive oil — Italian, Spanish, or other. America’s consumption of imported olive oil has grown almost 500 percent in the past 20 years, so maybe with enough wine and olive oil, we’ll all live for forever.Recommended Wine

Arcadian 2002 Pinot Noir Sleepy Hollow A burst of flavor explodes in your mouth, giving dark, roasted cherries, tart cranberries, and rich blueberries a nice run on the tongue. Follows up with deliciously earthy acidity. Worth the extra bucks. $40

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Wine Games

When I was growing up, my family played board games to pass the time. The marathon Monopoly and Risk sessions between my competitive family members provided hours of tense entertainment. Then Trivial Pursuit launched, and my friends and I wasted fledgling brain cells learning names of leading men and women from 1940s and ’50s films. (Montgomery Clift means something to me because the pink pie category had him seemingly on every card.) I didn’t win Trivial Pursuit very often, but at least something stuck in my young brain.

But now there is a bit of relief for my damaged ego: wine games. There has been a flurry of them released in the past few years, all based on trivial, yet educational, wine facts. To liven up an otherwise uneventful home tasting, inject some wine trivia into the fray and maybe you’ll learn something new about your favorite beverage. Some games require an initial 10 minutes of sobriety, like Worldwide Wines ($40), complete with fake money, appellation descriptions, and country cards. Others, like WineSmarts ($25), are easy to play — albeit not well — after a bottle of wine per person.

The most highbrow game, Worldwide Wines centers on buying vineyards of the world, ranging from Napa Valley to Long Island to South Africa’s Constantia, using a fairly comprehensive world appellation map. You start with 22 million fake bucks and answer wine trivia to get ahead. The multiple choice and true/false questions range from easy to difficult, but after the third glass, all of it became challenging. It did, however, get a bit boring, and we found ourselves altering the rules to have more fun.

Another game, Wine Teasers ($13), focuses more on situational wine scenarios, like what wine would pair well with what food. I found the questions a bit subjective, but the explanations had some interesting info in them.

My favorite, and also the easiest to follow with alcohol in one’s system, is WineSmarts. It has uncomplicated score cards to record correct answers and fairly evenhanded trivia ranging from challenging to simple.

If you have no clue about wine, but would like to have one, simply browsing the cards can impart some wisdom. Sample questions: If you buy a California wine with 1999 vintage, what percentage of the grapes must have been harvested in that year? (Answer: 95 percent). What is the principal white grape from Bordeaux? (Answer: Sauvignon Blanc). What does Blanc de Blancs mean on a bottle of sparkling wine? (Answer: a sparkling wine made from only Chardonnay grapes). Good stuff, I think.

If you’re looking to buy these games, check out www.wineteasers.com and www.smartsco.com or Google “Worldwide Wines.”

Recommended Wines

Murphy Goode 2003 Island Block Chardonnay Alexander Valley (California) — Creamy, dreamy, and buttery, with vibrant tangerine, peach, pear, and a dash of woodsiness. $18

Ridge Cellars 2004 Zinfandel Paso Robles (California) — Elegant, sultry and juicy — the kind of wine you’d want to have your way with. Port-like in flavor, with roasted cherry followed by pronounced raisins and dried plums. Drink daily, if you can afford it. $28

Dry Creek Vineyard 2005 Chenin Blanc (California) — Chenin Blanc is a grape from the Loire Valley region of France that is normally made in a sweeter style. Dry Creek labels this bottle “dry” so you’ll know it’s not loaded with sugar. Tart green apple, lemon, and wet slate mix and bathe the tongue in some fun. It’s full-bodied enough to please Chardonnay drinkers. $12

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Wine From Walla Walla

David is giving Goliath a noogie. Washington, the second largest wine-producing state in America, is ready to rumble with California. The state now boasts more than 400 wineries and eight designated growing regions (or appellations), three established in the last two years. Sixty-seven wines from 30 wineries (on 30,000 acres of vineyards) took home awards from the prestigious San Francisco Wine Competition last June, and this month the state launches a marketing campaign designed to raise awareness of Washington brands. You can’t help but see the progress these so-called little guys have made.

Lacking the pomp that California wineries often have, Washington wine people are a humble, quiet folk trying to earn a spot in your glass. Before 1980, essentially none of the current Washington wineries existed, but with Cali prices skyrocketing in the past several years, it’s time wine lovers get to know this relatively unknown yet growing wine region. You got $15? You can get some great Washington wine.

When people think of the Evergreen State, they visualize Seattle and its drippy conditions. But most of Washington sweats in the heat, getting very little rain. In the vast eastern part of the state lie the sprawling Yakima, Columbia, and Walla Walla valleys, where the majority of the wine grapes are grown. Tall hop fields line the roads as much as vineyards, demonstrating the versatility of the land, but given a steady diet of water, grapes thrive in these conditions.

Some of Washington’s best wines are Merlots, Syrahs, and Chardonnays, but the state is also producing some excellent Cabernet Sauvignon, Pinot Gris, and Riesling. Reliable, larger producers like Chateau Ste. Michelle and Columbia Crest lead the pack in production and quality, like the 2004 Eroica Riesling ($22), Chateau Ste. Michelle Canoe Ridge Estate Merlot ($22), and Columbia Crest Grand Estates Chardonnay ($11).

But don’t ignore the higher priced, smaller wineries. Most are worth twice the price, reminding me of high-quality, inexpensive wines from Chile and South Africa. Dunham Cellars impressed the hell out of me, especially their 2001 Trutina Cabernet Sauvignon blend ($24) and 2003 Columbia Valley Syrah ($45). And J. Bookwalter Winery produces hefty, manly tannin wines like the NV Lot 19 Red Wine ($20) and the 2003 Cabernet Sauvignon ($40).

Despite the competition, the Washington wine industry continues to grow like a weed, no longer content with its smaller piece of the consumer pie. Try it and see why it’s kicking some Cali ass.

Recommended Wines

Waterbrook Winery 2004 Chardonnay Columbia Valley — Tropical fruity, steely, and very easy to drink. I could dine on this alone. Might be hard to find. $13.

Seven Hills 2004 Pinot Gris Oregon — This Washington winery gets these grapes from the coast of neighboring Oregon, but it doesn’t matter. Loads of fruit explode in your mouth, with gorgeous tangerine, vanilla, and honeysuckle finishing dry and refreshing. $14.

Tucker Cellars 2003 Cabernet Franc Rosé — For those seeking a rosé with some oomph, try this one. Oddly refreshing dark cherry with a kick of astringent tannin, enough to make you pucker. Pretty cool. $10.

Hedges Family Estate 2004 CMS Red Blend Columbia Valley — CMS stands for Cabernet, Merlot, and Syrah. This one has bright, fun raspberry and cherry with some spicy black pepper. Great value. $12.

Hogue Cellars 2005 Fumé Blanc Columbia Valley — Hogue is one of the granddaddies of Washington wine, and they continue to shine, especially with their white wines. This Sauvignon Blanc has tart green grassiness with bright, bracing lemon-lime. $9.

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Feel the burn

It smells like skanky, stale vodka when you sniff your first one. Then it singes your throat with its flaming jet-fuel flavor, making you beg for mercy. Sake. This is why I avoided it for so many years. But recently a sake enthusiast transformed me, and I learned that this drink, the quality stuff, is worth exploring — at least once.

Sake is not a spirit, although the lower-quality ones certainly taste like a $1 shot in a college bar. It’s often described as “rice wine,” even though sake is actually a grain-fermented beverage like beer. But it tastes closer to wine and isn’t carbonated.

Sake production begins by “polishing” the outer layer of specially selected short-grain rice to expose its inner starch. After the rice is cleaned, soaked, and steamed, sake brewers use a Japanese mold called koji to break down the starch into sugar for fermentation. Adding yeast and water starts the process of converting the sugar into alcohol; then it’s filtered, pasteurized — except for some specialty sakes — and bottled.

After a six-month aging period, it’s ready to drink. Unlike wine, sake doesn’t improve with age and should be consumed within six months after bottling. The fresh ones should be transparent, so shy away from those taking on a darker hue.

Several different types of “premium” sake exist on our markets. To be labeled “premium,” at least 40 percent of the rice grain must be polished away, and sometimes as much as 70 percent is polished away after this arduous process. This is one reason for the higher prices.

The best sakes I tried were the junmai, ginjo, and daiginjo varieties. Junmai sake is full-bodied, earthy, and smacks of wild mushrooms. Ginjo tastes pretty light-bodied and has a slightly fruity aroma. Daiginjo is one quality-step above the ginjo and is the cleanest and nuttiest. There’s also unfiltered, cloudy sake with a milky appearance — the lack of filtration leaves particles of rice floating in it.

In style, sakes range from sweet to dry. The sweetness profile in all of these “wines” varies, so it’s best to ask your server before ordering. I found the best sake selections in sushi restaurants to be the ones hailing from Japan, California, and Oregon.

Premium sakes should be served chilled or at room temperature. The hot sakes you’ll find in many places are heated to cover up their cheap, harsh flavors. Heating sake also gives it that kamikaze taste, leading many to believe sake is high in alcohol. In reality, sake is about 15 percent alcohol — only slightly more than wine. Incidentally, sake contains no sulfites and is free from hangover-inducing congeners found in many wines and dark-colored spirits. A bonus.

I tend to think that sake is best before dinner, as an appetizer, rather than with food, although many disagree. Try a lighter, cleaner sake with spicy Asian foods or sushi. It’s an acquired taste, but don’t rule it out.

Recommended sakes

Masumi Okuden Kantsukuri Junmai “Mirror of Truth” Sake — $23. A little like the Pinot Noir of sakes — earthy, mushroomy but without cherry and raspberry. Hearty, bracing licorice.

Dewazakura Oka Ginjo “Cherry Bouquet” Sake — $28. This sake smells like ripe red cherries, toasted almonds, and honeydew melon. Tastes like them too but very dry with only a slight sweetness.

Hoyo Kura No Hana Daiginjo Sake — $35. Almonds and a very distinct flavor of steamed rice. (Imagine that?) Herby like ginseng or chamomile tea but refined and smooth — no biting, harsh flavors.

Momokawa Pearl Nigori Genshu Sake — $11. A fascinating unfiltered sake with coconut, banana, and almond aromas and taste. Creamy, with a tiny bit of sweetness in it.

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You’re headed for California’s wine country?

If you can stand the drab, rainy weather, this is the best time to visit California wine country. The region still has that romantic feel; you can still walk among the rows of vines — albeit brown and bald — and taste fantastic wines ’til you drop. Plane fares are cheaper, traffic isn’t as bad, bed and breakfasts actually seem appreciative to see you, and wineries aren’t overrun with mobs of tourist buses. Well, not as many.

There are plenty of reasons to visit wine country, my favorite being the ethereal feeling of being part of something passionate and real. I get pathetically misty-eyed and wistful when I see the dormant vineyards, resting and getting ready to produce another crop of grapes destined for my favorite beverage. And then there’s the unlimited wine tasting. There are literally hundreds of wines available at more than 150 wineries vying for your attention — but especially your money. Taste carefully, choose your wineries wisely, and you can have the best vacation of your life.

I don’t normally spring for the B&B experience; instead I save money by staying at a chain hotel. When in Sonoma County, I opt for a central location like Santa Rosa. The Hilton Sonoma often has decent deals in winter. I’ve paid as little as $100 a night (a deal in wine country). I rarely stay in Napa Valley, since my wine psyche belongs to the more down-to-earth, less commercial Sonoma region. That, of course, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t climb over the mountain to visit Napa — what many people call America’s wine mecca.

To keep my vacation going, I normally return home with at least one case of wine. Yes, my house is overrun with wine, but, like an addict on Home Shopping Channel, I can’t help myself. And I’m super-choosy about what I schlep home.

If it’s available where I live, why haul it? Besides, the wine is rarely cheaper at the winery. I seek out the “tasting room only” wines — the unusual, the rare. Another budget tip: If you can stand the anxiety of a possible break, don’t pay the shameful shipping fees to mail wine home. Buy a shipper at the last winery you visit, find some packing tape, and check it on the plane. I’ve (knock on wood) never had a bottle break on me.

There are two different reasons to visit a winery: the wine and the experience. In Sonoma, the coolest wineries to visit for the beauty, people, or uniqueness are Hop Kiln, located in an actual hop kiln (used for making beer); Ferrari Carano, an absolutely gorgeous property, even in winter; Chateau Souverain, the closest to a Napa winery property, complete with the fabulous chateau; and the Kendall Jackson wine center, which has an amazing educational sensory garden.

For a mixture of both unique and fantastic wine, Benziger Winery, a working biodynamic/organic winery, is kind of like Disneyland with its small tram that carts you around. For simply amazing wine in Sonoma, my must visits — and where I load up on the best wine — are: Cline Cellars, B.R. Cohn, Murphy Goode, Ridge, Locals Tasting Room in Geyserville, Family Wineries of Dry Creek, Hanna Winery, Preston of Dry Creek, and Simi Winery.

In Napa, I recommend Flora Springs, Milat, Beaulieu Vineyards, Chimney Rock, Markham, Miner, Mumm Napa, Rombauer, and Sterling.

Recommended Wines

Merriam 2001 Russian River Windacre Merlot (California) — This is not a wimpy Merlot, so quit the Sideways whining. Bright cherry and earthy cedar characterize this sultry sipper. Smooth, elegant, and especially good with food. $28

Montaudon Brut — A moderately expensive French Champagne with a sensation of slight sweetness on the tongue and a crisp, shy lemon/lime flavor. $28

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Conversation Pieces

Holiday parties — especially those with crappy food and drink — can really suck. But, like a bird that strategically aims its business for a clean car, a carefully plopped comment can make anyone raise an eyebrow or chuckle. I’ve compiled a list of completely geeky, useless wine facts to drop on unsuspecting bores, if only to entertain yourself.

• Studies have shown that the more you know about wine, the better experience you will have with it. In brain experiments while consuming the juice, experts showed activity in the frontal cortex — where memory and emotion are processed — while the laymen did not. Moral: Drink more wine, and you too can have increased brain activity.

• Two out of three bottles of wine sold in the U.S. are from California. Take that, snobby French.

• There are over 3,500 wineries in the United States — and apparently growing by the day in no-longer-so-scenic Napa Valley. Can anyone say Disneyland?

• Vineyard land in Napa Valley now goes for $100,000 acre, with prime locations selling for over $200,000.

• The next new trend out of Australia is wine in a can. Try to think of vending machines without shivering with anticipation.

• The United Kingdom is the largest importer of American wines, with other big markets including the Netherlands, Germany, France, Ireland, and Denmark. So the Brits do have taste after all.

• Costco is the country’s leading retailer of wine, selling more than $598 million worth of wine in 2002.

• In 2004, red wine edged out white wine sales for the first time in recent history. The health-benefit report has been heard, ladies and gentlemen.

• Slovenia is purported to have the oldest grapevine in the world, at 400 years. The Zametovka vine still produces 77 to 121 pounds of grapes per year, enough to make 100 eight-ounce bottles.

• Lightly chilling a red wine will make it taste less astringent and tannic. If you serve it around 65 degrees — the original “room temperature” — the wine will taste more balanced than when served at 78 degrees, the current version of room temperature.

• Wine is produced in every state in the United States. It’s not all drinkable, but it’s available. The best wines that I’ve tried, outside of California and New York, can be found in New Mexico, Texas, North Carolina, and Virginia.

• The cork oak tree takes 40 to 45 years before a sapling can produce a stopper thick and consistent enough for wine. And, like a tourist, it prefers sunny, mild climates.

• The wire cage on a Champagne bottle is called a “muselet” and comes from the French word “to muzzle.”

• White wine gets red wine stains out, if poured on the spot immediately after a spill. I’ve tried it. It works.

• My favorite drinking toasts:

“To lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking — may you lie to save your brother, may you cheat death, may you steal someone’s heart, and may you drink with me.”

“Friendship’s the wine of life. Let’s drink of it and to it.”

Happy partying.

Recommended Wines

Oberon 2001 Cabernet Sauvignon (Napa Valley) — Smooth, elegant texture, black-pepper spicy, rich dark cherry, chocolaty, and most certainly decadent. Amazing deal on a very high-quality Cabernet from the famed Napa Valley. $19

Palandri 2004 Sauvignon Blanc Boundary Road SE (Australia) — A simple, drinkable Sauv Blanc from down under with hints of green grass and lime. An everyday wine. $10

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Thanksgiving Vino

Thanksgiving at my house is a futile exercise in restraint. Which calorie-laden delight should we gorge on first? We load up on the traditional bread stuffing spiked with country sausage, roast turkey, and tart, homemade cranberry sauce, but we also have the less traditional spicy pork barbecue, which is made by Dad. Yes, we’re a gluttonous bunch, and then we add wine on top of all that. I imagine the excess and I feel fat just thinking about it. But excited too — I love Thanksgiving.

The holiday is the pinnacle of gluttony, a food bacchanal, an excuse to eat 20 pounds of bird. And a fabulous excuse to open bottle after bottle of wine.

First, there’s the walking-around wine while cooking. You don’t want to saddle one person with all the stove and oven work, and since most people in my family know how to cook, we share the duties. This calls for something light and not high in alcohol, like a Sauvignon Blanc, which unfortunately won’t go with the meal itself since the turkey’s flavor gets overwhelmed by the wine. Or you could opt for a festive sparkling wine from California. Hell, wine spurs creativity, so your buzzed brother might feel emboldened and sneak some fresh herbs into the gravy.

Another benefit of the walking-around wine: It promotes hunger and adds a party aspect to dinner, especially if you eat the big meal at noon. It’s a holiday, you know — 10 a.m. drinking is allowed, even encouraged, in some countries.

With the main meal, to match up with the turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, and the rest, my best recommendations are: 1) Drink what you like, no matter what food is in front of you. 2) If you don’t like red wine, drink white with everything. The holiday is about feeling good, right? Besides, a buttery but not too oaky Chardonnay from California is wonderful with Thanksgiving. 3) If you hate white wine, stick with lighter red wines, like French or domestic Pinot Noir, California Syrah, or Australian Shiraz. The heavier wines like Cabernet Sauvignon tend to overwhelm the food, but that could be an advantage in some households. Your call.

So basically, Thanksgiving is an excuse to break open three or four different bottles of the juice, adding pleasure to an already decadent holiday. And after the decadence, you’ll find my fat ass on the couch, numbly watching football.

Recommended Wines

St. Francis Red 2002 (Sonoma County) — A huge, fruity hit with everyone who tried this red blend of five grapes. Lots of flavor personality, but not too much that it wears out its welcome. The delicious, spicy black cherry will complement the meal and even make friends with it. $11

Byron 2003 Pinot Noir (Santa Maria Valley) — A classic California Pinot Noir with crisp acidity that matches well with food; has an earthy cherry flavor, like a fruit party on your tongue, and a velvety texture that makes you crave more. $25

Arrowood 2002 Grand Archer Chardonnay (Sonoma County) — Smooth, silky, and sophisticated with buttery vanilla, ripe pear, tangerine, and lemon. Creamy, rich, and thoroughly enjoyable. $16

Hardy’s 2005 Shiraz Grenache Rosé (Southeastern Australia) — This slightly sweet rosé smacks of juicy strawberry and the fruit goes perfectly with the Thanksgiving meal. Drink alone or with someone. $9

Palandri 2004 Boundary Road Sauvignon Blanc (Southeastern Australia) — A little sweeter than most Sauvignon Blancs I’ve had recently, but it floats on the tongue with a lemon-lime tartness as well. Crisp and clean, perfect as a walking-around wine. $8

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