“I’m not an 8-year-old, I don’t eat things like this anymore, and I certainly don’t enjoy it when I do,” I thought, shoveling into my mouth an insanely delicious wad of crispy crinkle fries from A&R BBQ that were drenched in spicy barbecue sauce, covered in pulled pork, and drizzled with bright-yellow nacho cheese. So, apparently, I do eat things like that. And I did enjoy it. And I’m only slightly ashamed to admit it.
