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State Rep. Paul Stanley of Memphis poo-pooed

Representative Mike Kernell’s proposal to reestablish the

Tennessee Commission of Indian Affairs, which was

dissolved under Governor Don Sundquist, claiming, “Now

is not a good time because of the state’s budget

problems.” Kernell believes that the commission could

improve Tennessee’s budget problems by pumping up its

tourism industry. Everyone knows there’s a veritable fortune

to be made from selling plastic tomahawks and

miniature dream-catchers.