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Cabbage-Patch Kid

In winter, my thoughts inevitably turn to Siberia — and cabbage.

Sure, it’s cold in Siberia, but it’s really nice there

too. Lots of clean land and water, lots of really great people,

and lots of great things to eat.

In any Siberian meal, even in the dead of winter,

most of the items on the table are things grown, hunted,

or gathered from the land. Picture marinated

mushrooms, ginseng vodka, canned berries, as well

as all sorts of homegrown vegetable and animal products. Providing so much

produce in a two-month growing season is no mean feat, and it’s the reason that

many, if not most, Siberian homes have their own greenhouse.

I was there in March, which was many months after the end of the previous

year’s growing season. With next year’s plants barely up in the greenhouse, one

would expect March to be a particularly lean time of year in terms of local pickings.

But rarely in my life have I looked forward to meals like I did on that trip. In

addition to being experts at producing and procuring food, the Siberians know how to

keep it stored. The simple presentation of good-quality food hit consistent bull’s eyes

in my belly. Things like shredded raw carrots and raw garlic together, next to

some pan-fried trout (fresh from the lake), with potatoes cooked with homemade cheese, and beef

soup. And I’ll never forget watching people plop dollops

of mayonnaise into their bowls of soup.

Cabbage evokes Siberia nostalgia in me like little

else. Like Siberia, cabbage straddles the line between Europe

and Asia, from sauerkraut to Chinese stir-fry. Closer to

home, you can get some at the store, cheap.

Allow me to drop some tips for how to use cabbage.

The first tip is none other than the

aforementioned mixture of shredded carrots and garlic, with some

shredded cabbage mixed in as well and salt to taste. The

proportions are entirely up to you. It’s great as a side

salad, and it’s excellent fried in bacon grease — either as an

end unto itself or as a precursor to other things you

might add to that pan, like eggs or rice. You can also pack

this mixture into jars (make sure the salt content is

about two teaspoons per jar) and leave it in a cool place

with the lid loosely screwed on. Soon it will start to

ferment and bubble and in about 10 days will have turned into

a very tasty jar of sauerkraut. Once it stops

forming bubbles, tighten the lid. Your gourmet sauerkraut

will keep for months.

For a more Asian presentation, here is a recipe for

cabbage rolls with a tangy, peanut sauce. Keep in mind

that this recipe, while being very good, is still a work in

progress. Feel free to modify it in any way you see fit.

Sauté a large onion, diced, in oil.

Add half a head of cabbage and cook over medium heat. Once it starts to weep water,

put the lid on, but check and stir often. If it starts to dry out, add a little cider

vinegar and/or water. Make a mixture of mashed garlic, minced peppers, and curry

powder, and stir in a tablespoon, along with two tablespoons of soy sauce.

Get a package of spring-roll wraps, which are available in most stores. Follow the

directions for reconstituting them in water, and wrap the cabbage mixture into

rolls, folding the ends toward the middle before rolling.

For the sauce, sauté a medium

onion, diced, in oil. Add a tablespoon of tamarind paste, if you can get your hands

on some. (If not, proceed anyway, and maybe add something else that’s tangy.) Add

a diced hot pepper or two, four cloves of garlic, chopped, and one cubic inch

of ginger, grated. Finally, stir in 1/4 cup of soy sauce and

a half-cup of peanut butter. Cook 10 minutes on

low/medium heat.

Arrange the cabbage rolls on a plate and pour the

sauce over the rolls. They go great with vodka.