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Ted Cruz “Sex Scandal” Rocks the Internet

Oh, this is going to be interesting. The National Enquirer, which has a good track record for breaking sex scandal stories (John Edwards, Tiger Woods, Jesse Jackson), has dropped a bomb on GOP presidential contender Ted Cruz.

The Enquirer claims Cruz had affairs with five women, and included their pixilated pictures in the story. Though the Enquirer has not yet named names, the Internet has been doing that work for them. There are now published claims that one of the women is current Donald Trump spokesperson, Katrina Pierson, and another is a former Carly Fiorina staffer.

Twitter and other media outlets are jumping on the story. Conclusions are no doubt being jumped to, but this is a lot of smoke for there to be no fire. And the political ramifications are potentially huge. If this story is true, Cruz will have to drop out of the race and go home to “spend time with his family,” leaving a nice bundle of delegates without a candidate. Does this bring Marco Rubio back into the race? Or the Mittster? Or does Kasich now become the great establishment Republican hope?

Here’s a good run-down of events, so far..

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Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler is a Trump Man

Jerry “The King” Lawler,” Memphis’ most famous practitioner of the grappling arts, has declared himself a supporter of the presidential ambitions of Donald J. Trump.

He did so Tuesday in the tweet shown below …

If you go to Lawler’s twitter feed, you can read the many verbal body-slams being thrown at the King from those who are not impressed with his choice of candidate. But ol’ Jerry was giving as good as he got …

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Matt Barnes For The Win

It’s been said that revenge is a dish best served cold. Cue the Grizzlies’ Matt Barnes, who on the occasion of New York Knicks coach Derek Fisher’s firing Monday, issued this rather cold-blooded Instagram in response. It does not look like the picture of a man who is upset that his former coach got the ax.

The Twitterverse has had a field day, retweeting Barnes’ picture along with lots of snarky captions.

Barnes posted the picture an hour after the news of Fisher’s firing broke Monday morning. You may remember that Barnes and Fisher, who were teammates and friends while members of the Lakers, got into an altercation in October over Barnes’ estranged wife, Gloria Govan. Fisher had begun dating Govan, and Barnes wasn’t pleased about it.

Barnes was later fined $35,000 for comments he made before a Grizzlies/Knicks: “Violence is never the answer,” Barnes said, “but sometimes it is.”

Barnes was also cited for writing on Instagram on New Year’s Day: “being stuck in the ‘triangle offense’ w my ex & snitch, I mean former teammate & friend. Who went behind my back, messed w my ex, got caught, got dealt w for being a snake, then ran & told the Police & NBA.. Instead of taken that ass whoopin like a man & kept it moving….!

Cold. But Barnes seems a little more at peace today, to say the least.

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Washington Post Likes Grizzlies’ Dab Game

The Grizzlies had an in-game “Dab-Cam” promotion the other night, playing off Carolina Panthers’ quarterback Cam Newton’s favorite move. Everybody knows Memphis has the hippest music and the coolest fans in NBA arenas, but this clip is getting a lot of love. You’ll enjoy the Washington Post‘s cute analysis of some of our Memphis moves.

Check it out.

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WYPL Reads Memphis, and Bruce

The Memphis Library provides countless good things and great services to the city — books, videos, computer access, meeting facilities, and television and radio programming.

The library’s radio station, WYPL, has a full slate of public service shows, covering the arts, books, Congressional activities, health, music, and more. For a full listing of the station’s programs, go here.

WYPL also has lots of volunteer readers who narrate best-sellers and biographies, and other books of note. They also read local publications, including the Flyer. That schedule is here.

The Flyer gets read on Fridays at 1:00 p.m. Things usually are pretty straightforward, but once in a while, as in the case of my column last week, about taking over the restroom facilities at Big Hill Pond State Park, the readers get a little flummoxed at having to read “colorful” language on the air.

That said, I think you’ll enjoy the efforts of this volunteer, and her skill at leaving out certain words, while still attempting to capture the spirit of the column.

You can listen to it here. [audio-1]

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Andy Holt Challenges Obama to “Come to Rocky Top”

Andy Holt

Rootin’, tootin’, hog-farmin’, muslim hatin’, militia lovin‘ State Rep. Andy Holt has done throwed down the gauntlet to President Obama about the president’s executive orders on gun control. It’s a long, tough-talkin’ diatribe, but the gist is pretty simple: “Come to Tennessee and try to take our guns and see what happens, you big pussy.”

Below is the full text of Holt’s letter, complete with a lovely molon labe hashtag.

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Rep. Andy Holt Offers Support for Bundy Takeover

Tennessee State Representative Andy Holt caused quite a stir yesterday by tweeting his support for the armed takeover of a federal facility in Oregon by protesters led by the sons of Cliven Bundy.

Holt has since deleted the tweet, but not before it started a firestorm of angry responses. Holt’s Twitter feed is full of his repartee with “liberals” and others who don’t understand the Constitution as well as he does.

Holt’s subsequent tweets compare the armed occupation in Oregon to protests of police shootings in Baltimore and Ferguson, Missouri. Then, bizarrely, he insulted a gay Chattanooga city councilman named Chris Anderson, who tweeted criticism of Holt. Holt called him, “girlfriend,” then even more bizarrely, invited him to lunch.

Holt has garnered a reputation as an outspoken Tea Party-type Republican, and is notably the sponsor of Tennessee’s “Ag-Gag” bill, which would prohibit whistle-blowers from reporting on livestock abuse. Holt is also, notably, a hog farmer.

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Memphis is Number 1 … in Sports Grammar

USA Today has a website — or something — called Grammarly, which rates the online comments of the nation’s professional sports franchises. Why this exists, I cannot tell you. How someone gets paid for doing this stuff, is an even bigger mystery.

But, Grammarly exists … and, get this, Grammarly says Memphis Grizzlies fans are the most grammatically correct in America. Number one out of 42 sports cities. Fewer typos, better punctuation! We’re Number One!

And to make it all the sweeter, guess who’s dead frickin’ last. Yep, Nashville. Those Titans fans are some uneducated hicks, I tell you.

Read it all here.

UPDATE: Here’s a note I received from Karen Hertzberg of Grammarly, explaining more about what the organization is all about. My apologies for the snark. bv

Hi Bruce,

Thanks for covering Grammarly’s 2015 sports study in the Memphis Flyer. We were happy that you mentioned us!

The article includes some misleading information, so I wonder if you’d make a correction. You wrote:

USA Today has a website — or something — called Grammarly, which rates the online comments of the nation’s professional sports franchises. Why this exists, I cannot tell you. How someone gets paid for doing this stuff, is an even bigger mystery.

Grammarly is not affiliated with USA Today. (They’re among the many press outlets that regularly cover our studies.) We’re the company behind the popular writing app of the same name. We exist to help people write better! Our studies are something we do to call attention to the importance of good grammar, spelling, and punctuation in a fun and entertaining way. ​Here’s the press brief we distributed with the study results. It contains all the relevant data, plus some information on Grammarly.

Would you please update your article so your readers have accurate information? I’d also be grateful if you’d add a link to https://www.grammarly.com/grammar-check so they can learn more about who we are and what we do.

All the best,

Karen

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Tony Allen Walking Through Things

If you were a Griz fan watching the Grizzlies take on the Warriors in Game One of their playoff series, Sunday, you were no doubt amused by Tony Allen’s spaced-out walk through the middle of a children’s dance routine during a timeout.

Suffice to say, Griz fans loved it. It was the most Tony Allen thing ever. (Warriors fans, on the other hand, hated it and booed Allen’s every move thereafter.) In fact, Griz fans loved it so much that they created a hashtag on Twitter — #TonyAllenWalkingThroughThings — and let their creativity run wild. Here are a few of their better efforts:

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