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To paraphrase Martin Luther King Jr.’s momentous “Free At Last” speech would be inappropriate for the Food & Drink section, but don’t think we’re not tempted. For years and years, anytime someone would have a problem with the Flyer‘s Readers’ Poll results, they would say, “Hmmph. What do you expect from a poll that voted Red Lobster as ‘Best Seafood’?”

Sure, we could argue about Red Lobster’s tasty rolls, exuberant service, money-saving specials, and other things the chain has to offer, but now we don’t have to. This year, after an impressive streak of placing number one in the polls, Red Lobster didn’t even finish in the top three.

It’s only fair to point out that the Readers’ Poll has not loosed its chains completely. Of the roughly 110 restaurants that were voted into the top three, more than 20 are chains.

Best Japanese/Sushi

1. Sekisui

2. Benihana of Tokyo

3. Pacific Rim

Restaurateur Jimmy Ishii is the king of Japanese cuisine in Memphis, with sushi fanatics and tempura fans flocking to his four Memphis-area Sekisui locations. As if Ishii’s grip on first place in this category weren’t enough, his East-meets-West fusion eatery Sekisui Pacific Rim bookends the notables with a third-place finish.

Best Chef

1. Rick Farmer, Jarrett’s

2. Erling Jensen, Erling Jensen, the Restaurant — tie —

Ben Smith, Tsunami

3. Johnny Kirk, Stella

Rick Farmer preaches the gospel of buying fresh and local. He has earned a loyal following by bringing elements of classic French, Spanish, and Asian cooking to regional American cuisine. Angus filet of beef with mushroom-truffle Madeira sauce and gratin dauphinoise potatoes, anyone?

Best Lunch

1. Huey’s

2. Lenny’s Sub Shop

3. The Cupboard

No matter how hectic the work, you can always rest assured that there’s a Huey’s famous burger, amazing onion rings, and a full bar on a street corner near you.

Best Breakfast

1. Brother Juniper’s

2. Barksdale Restaurant

3. IHOP — tie — Blue Plate Cafe

On a Saturday afternoon this laid-back neighborhood breakfast joint on Walker is the hottest meal ticket in town. People from every corner of Memphis cram into Brother J’s to feast on homemade bread, fresh fruit, gourmet omeletes, and amazing whole-wheat biscuits that are denser and only slightly more precious than gold.

Best Romantic Restaurant

1. Paulette’s

2. Cielo — tie — Le Chardonnay Wine Bar & Bistro

3. Jim’s Place East — tie —

Folk’s Folly Prime Steak House

Ah, romance. It makes everyone act so very French. Walking into Paulette’s is like walking into an old neighborhood restaurant on Paris’ Left Bank. Hungarian flourishes aside, that’s about as French as it gets.

Best Sunday Brunch

1. Owen Brennan’s Restaurant

2. Boscos Squared

3. Peabody Skyway

Strawberries and cream to start, followed by turtle soup, then two poached eggs on an English muffin with ham, marchands de vin sauce, a fried tomato and hollandaise, with bananas Foster for dessert. Any questions?

Best Wine List

Justin Fox Burks

1. Le Chardonnay Wine Bar & Bistro

2. McEwen’s on Monroe

3. Texas de Brazil

With more than 130 choices and an average price of $30 a bottle, what’s not to love about Le Chardonnay? And it’s so divinely dark inside.

Best Steak

1. Folk’s Folly Prime Steak House

2. Ruth’s Chris Steak House

3. The Butcher Shop

The most beautiful words in the English language are “a filet mignon, piped with seasoned mushroom purée, wrapped in applewood-smoked bacon, and smothered with sautéed garlic mushrooms.” You’ll find them on the Prime Cuts menu at Folk’s Folly.

Best Barbecue

1. Central BBQ

2. Corky’s

3. The Bar-B-Q Shop

It’s not just that Central BBQ has great ‘cue, fine slaw, tasty beans, and friendly service. They’ve got great ‘cue, fine slaw, tasty beans, friendly service, and a great big deck.

Best Ribs

1. Charles Vergos’ Rendezvous

2. Corky’s

3. Central BBQ

Chomping down on a rack of spicy, chargrilled ribs at the Rendezvous is just about the single most Memphis thing a person can do. Maybe they’re the best ribs in town, maybe they aren’t. Either way, they sure enough represent. And the lamb riblets are nothing to be ashamed of, either.

Best Burger

Justin Fox Burks

Best Restaurant in Memphis

1. Huey’s

2. Back Yard Burgers

3. Dyer’s Burgers — tie — Alex’s

What, you were expecting someone different? Huey’s has so dominated this category that maybe we should change it to “Best Huey’s Burger.” The spicy Senor Huey? The guacamole-laced West Coast Burger? The extra yummy Smokey Melt? Or just the “World Famous” Huey Burger? Really, you can’t go wrong, and with seven locations in the Greater Memphis area, you never have far to go.

Best Hot Wings

1. Buffalo Wild Wings

2. D’Bo’s Buffalo Wings-N-Things

3. Hooters

In winning this category, the national chain with three East Memphis locations serves notice that men are not lured by skimpily dressed, well-endowed wait staff alone. Sometimes multiple big-screen TVs broadcasting sports, live video trivia, and crucial sauce-choice decisions are enough to keep the mind occupied.

Best Dessert

1. Paulette’s

2. Marble Slab Creamery

3. Big Foot Lodge — tie —

Perkins Restaurant & Bakery

What’s one measure of a Memphian? Answer: If you hear the term “K-Pie” and know exactly what it is and where to get it. The Kahlua-Mocha Parfait Pie at cozy Midtown bistro Paulette’s may be Memphis’ most beloved post-meal indulgence. There are also plenty of other delectables to choose from: crème brûlée, fresh Key lime pie, and various crêpes.

Best Italian

1. Ronnie Grisanti & Sons

2. Pete and Sam’s Restaurant

3. Bari Restaurant — tie —

Coletta’s Italian Restaurant

The jewel of the Grisanti family restaurant empire fits the bill whether you’re looking for red-sauce-soaked Italian basics like homemade lasagna and spaghetti or more upscale fare. And though it isn’t considered a steak house, Grisanti’s has some of the best.

Best Mexican

1. El Porton Mexican Restaurant

2. Molly Gonzales’ La Casita Mexican Restaurant

3. Taqueria La Guadalupana

In a city teeming with good Mexican restaurants, El Porton’s secret to dominance isn’t “location, location, location,” but “locations, locations, locations.” With five restaurants in the Memphis area, El Porton pulls in more burrito- and enchilada-starved diners than any Mexican eatery in town and satisfies them well enough to win this category consistently.

Best Chinese

1. PF Chang’s China Bistro

2. A-Tan’s

3. Wang’s Mandarin House

With a handsome décor and tastefully prepared variations on Chinese favorites (try the Mongolian Beef), this East Memphis-located fave is a cut above what many expect from national chains.

Best Thai

1. Bhan Thai

2. Bangkok Alley

3. Jasmine

Bhan Thai is located in a large, intimate, converted house (the former home of Maison Raji) on a largely residential stretch of Peabody in Midtown and not on any kind of restaurant row. So it’s a destination eatery — and one worth seeking out, as many Flyer readers apparently have — for its excellent cuisine.

Best Vietnamese

Justin Fox Burks

Best Burger

1. Saigon Le

2. Pho Saigon

3. Pho Hoa Binh

Though Midtown’s Cleveland Avenue corridor is bursting with good Vietnamese restaurants, this veteran establishment continues to be the standard-bearer with its generous portions of Vietnamese (and Chinese) favorites made with fresh ingredients at bargain prices. Given its proximity to the Methodist Medical Center, it’s a particularly popular lunch spot.

Best Indian

1. India Palace

2. Golden India

3. Mayuri

Is there anything quicker or tastier than an Indian lunch buffet? The colorful Midtown India Palace packs ’em in for zesty curries and tender tandoori and such flavorful off-the-menu favorites as chicken tikka masala and lamb saag.

Best Home Cooking/Soul Food

1. Gus’s Fried Chicken

2. The Cupboard

3. Cracker Barrel Old Country Store

When legendary Mason, Tennessee, fried-chicken dive Gus’s decided to franchise a few years ago, they apparently couldn’t have found a better location than downtown Memphis. The South Front Street restaurant has become an enormous hit with the downtown lunch crowd, who find Gus’s intensely spicy battered bird finger-lickin’ good.

Best Vegetarian

1. Wild Oats Market

2. Jasmine

3. Young Avenue Deli

Whether you want to showcase your own culinary skills, get prepared foods to take home for dinner, or just grab a quick eat-in bite, Wild Oats has the diversity and quality to satisfy the needs of any vegetarian or just health-conscious foodie.

Best Seafood

Justin Fox Burks

Best Vietnamese

1. Tsunami

2. Half Shell

3. Bonefish Grill

Oysters Rockefeller with Thai lemon grass, Malaysian sambal, and Japanese sake; calamari with chipotle aïoli; shrimp with mango salsa: a few reasons why Pacific Rim-inspired seafood ranks high in the kitchen at Tsunami. Ranks highest according to the taste buds of Flyer readers too.

Best Pizza

Justin Fox Burks

Best Wine List

1. Memphis Pizza Cafe

2. Pizza Hut

3. Coletta’s Italian Restaurant

Memphis Pizza Cafe made a name for itself in Overton Square. Now it’s also cookin’ out east on Park and farther east in Germantown and Cordova. Which proves that Midtowners, East Memphians, Germantowners, and Cordovans know good pizza when they see it — and taste it. Tomorrow, Collierville? The world?

Best Deli

1. Fino’s from the Hill

2. Lenny’s Sub Shop

3. Bogie’s Delicatessen

Fino’s Midtown location can’t be beat (Madison at McLean), and the sandwiches and sides and pastas can’t either. The teamwork behind the counter? Same goes. Fino’s “does” a deli proud.

Best Service

1. Texas de Brazil

2. Chick-Fil-A — tie — Houston’s

3. McEwen’s on Monroe

You see that army of waiters with the skewers, the ones walking the packed dining room of Texas de Brazil in Peabody Place downtown? Don’t say a word. Just flip the “magic” marker on your table that says “feed me,” and there you have it: meat that’s hot off the skewer and onto your plate. Flip the marker over and those watchful waiters know just what you mean: bastante!

Best Kid-Friendly Restaurant

1. Chuck E. Cheese

2. McDonald’s

3. Chick-Fil-A

Pizza, games, party! Chuck E. Cheese can handle it. Chuck E. Cheese invites it. You’re invited too.

Best Patio

1. Cafe Ole

2. Boscos Squared

3. Celtic Crossing

Memphians love a good restaurant patio. Great case in point, at the happening intersection of Cooper and Young: the patio at Cafe Ole. It’s got all the ingredients: shade trees to cool things down; strings of lights to brighten the night. Go for it, frozen or on the rocks, with or without salt, day or night.

Best Delivery

1. Camy’s

2. Garibaldi’s Pizza

3. Papa John’s

How does Camy’s do it when it comes to pizza and other goodies, year in, year out, according to our Readers’ Poll? By delivering when it absolutely, positively has to be at your door, on your plate, and in your mouth.

Best Bakery

Justin Fox Burks

Best Seafood

1. La Baguette

2. Fresh Market

3. Buns on the Run — tie —

Perkins Restaurant & Bakery

Believe it or not, there was a time in town when you couldn’t come across a decent baguette. You couldn’t come across an authentic baguette, period. La Baguette changed all that how many moons ago. It’s still the champ and not only for its baguettes. Think of La Baguette’s other traditional breads, pastries, specialty cakes, fruit tarts, and sandwiches. Flyer readers do in winning numbers.

Best Coffeehouse

1. Starbucks

2. Otherlands

3. High Point Coffee

With locations all over town, the brand-name Starbucks says it all: great coffee for customers inside and out, coming and going. For a taste of the real thing, however, try the day’s house brew without the flavorings and without the special fixins’. Something so simple … you never had it so good.

Best Restaurant in Memphis

Justin Fox Burks

Best Pizza

READERS’ CHOICE

Tsunami

Texas de Brazil

Big Foot Lodge

Folk’s Folly Prime Steak House

McEwen’s on Monroe

Plenty to chew on in this category but no clear winner.

Best New Restaurant, opened in 2006

1. Soul Fish Cafe

2. Majestic Grille

3. Pei Wei — tie — Meditrina

A hit with Memphians from the get-go, Soul Fish does it right and that goes not just for the fried catfish and hushpuppies. Try the fresh vegetables. Try the spicy chicken and pork. And relax. The atmosphere’s stylish but welcoming. And the prices? Your wallet will thank you. Thanks to owners Raymond Williams and Tiger Bryant and a terrific wait staff.

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There were several new categories in 2006 for voters to mull over in the Goods & Services section of the Readers’ Poll. We asked you for your favorite doctors, and you answered. Most of those M.D. categories ended up with a Readers’ Choice award, which means the results were too close to call and — this is good news — that we’ve got a lot of good doctors.

Two of the new categories pulled in Best of the Best of Memphis. This is no small feat. Best of the Best of Memphis winners received more than 50 percent of the total vote in their category, and this distinction is going out like the dodo. It’s increasingly rare — only six winners out of 110 categories this year. The two new categories that won the prize in the Goods & Services section were Bumpus Harley for “Best Place To Buy a Motorcyle” and Petco for “Best Pet Store.” Congrats to both. Burke’s Book Store also nabbed a Best of the Best of Memphis for “Best Bookstore (used),” hopefully a happy reminder that in these trying times for small booksellers, Burke’s still has its backers.

Best Florist

1. Pugh’s Flowers

2. Holliday’s Flowers

3. Rachel’s Flower Shop

How bad did you screw up? Don’t make it worse by not getting the best. Whether you’re saying “I’m sorry” or “I love you” or just want to brighten your dinner party, Pugh’s offers expert advice and beautiful flower arrangements at a reasonable price.

Best Grocery Store

1. Kroger

2. Schnucks

3. Fresh Market

Maybe it’s the Kroger PlusCard; maybe it’s the self-check-outs; maybe it’s just the chance to go “Krogering.” Whatever the reason, Memphians think Cincinnati-based Kroger is the best grocery store in town.

Best Liquor Store

1. Buster’s Liquors & Wine

2. Joe’s Wines & Liquor

3. Kirby Wines & Liquors

Buster’s has a lot of things going for it: namely, lots of alcohol. And then there’s the huge selection of little bitty airline bottles. They have your standards — the vodka, the rum — but they also have travel-sized Pucker’s, amaretto, and just about anything else you might want. Sure, you can’t actually bring them on an airplane with you anymore — bah! — but you can try to sneak them into other places such as concerts or football games or the movies. And if you get caught with them, they’re small enough to down really fast. Cheers!

Best Department Store

1. Target

2. Macy’s

3. Dillard’s

Ever since Target began dominating television with its clever ads, it’s been hard to look at red and white in quite the same way. Arguably one of the savviest companies around, Target has a winning strategy of teaming up with high-end designers such as Michael Graves and Isaac Mizrahi and bringing their wares to the masses.

Best Shopping Mall

1. Oak Court Mall

2. Wolfchase Galleria

3. The Avenue at Carriage Crossing

The theory goes that retail is almost always about the next big thing. So what to make of Oak Court? There are newer malls out there — runners-up Wolfchase and Carriage Crossing, for two — and yet Oak Court has been in the top three for more than 10 years. They must be doing something very right. We can only conclude that Oak Court isn’t a trend or fad but a Memphis classic.

Best Gift Shop

1. Babcock Gifts

2. Kirkland’s — tie — Pier One

3. Hallmark Cards & Gift Shop

— tie — Maggie’s Pharm

One of the best gifts — when you’re shopping for someone else — is good service. And Babcock Gifts has that down pat. Not only do they have a bridal registry — where the lucky couple can ask for lovely flatware, crystal pieces, china, or pottery — they also offer complimentary gift wrap and local delivery.

Best Bookstore (new)

1. Davis-Kidd Booksellers

2. Barnes & Noble

3. Bookstar

This Tennessee born-and-read bookseller has been a local favorite for years. Founded in 1980 by two Nashville women, Davis-Kidd opened in Memphis in 1985 and has been enlightening people ever since. And it’s the only bookstore we know of with a carry-out menu. Brontë, the scrumptious café inside the bookstore, serves “real” food, not just scones and cookies.

Best Bookstore (used)

Justin Fox Burks

BOM 1. Burke’s Book Store

2. Tiger Book Store

3. Midtown Books/Sip

Though it’s been around for more than a century, Burke’s hit a rough patch this year, and the owners feared the store wouldn’t last through the summer. But being a 122-year-old literary landmark has its perks, among them loyal customers. The readers rallied, money was raised, and so far, Burke’s is living happily ever after.

Best Bank

1. First Tennessee Bank

2. Regions Bank

3. SunTrust

Southerners may be hospitable — asking ya’ll to come back now, y’hear — but they still like insiders better than outsiders. And First Tennessee, being headquartered in Memphis, is definitely an insider. Maybe the alignment with local sports teams has helped the bank score fans — who doesn’t like to see a man dressed as a dollar bill reeling in customers with Grizzlies tickets? But First Tennessee has also been awarded with numerous honors such as being one of Fortune magazine’s 100 Best Companies to work for from 1998 to 2005.

Best Wireless Phone Service

1. Cingular Wireless

2. Sprint

3. Verizon Wireless

Static, dropped calls, dead batteries, overage charges … there are a lot of things that can go wrong with a cell phone. Cingular has been pretty excited about their fewest-dropped-calls designation (bestowed upon them by an independent research company), but we still like the rollover minutes. You don’t have to worry about “use it or lose it.” You can talk when you have something to say. Or not. Whatever. That’s the beauty of the rollover.

Best Women’s Clothing

1. Macy’s — tie — Ann Taylor

2. Target

3. Old Navy

We’re trying to figure out what this category’s winners say about Memphis women: They like an easy, sophisticated style? They’re professional but never stuffy? They love a bargain? We suspect it’s all three. At both winning stores, women can find clothes that make them look not only career-driven but also feminine. And the prices aren’t bad, either.

Best Men’s Clothing

1. James Davis

2. Oak Hall

3. Old Navy — tie — Macy’s

Clothing at James Davis ranges from work (Armani Collezioni) to day (Lacoste) to play (Hugo Boss), all with a sense of worldliness and confidence. But the store also has one of the city’s largest collections of men’s accessories, including table upon table of beautiful ties.

Best Vintage Clothing

Justin Fox Burks

Best Bookstore (used)

1. Flashback

2. Goodwill

3. Salvation Army

If you’re living in the past — and you know who you are — you should do so with style. That’s where Flashback comes in. The longtime Midtown re-retailer has great clothes, fun window displays, and housewares that are a virtual time machine.

Best Shoe Store

1. Designer Shoe Warehouse

2. Rack Room Shoes

3. Payless Shoe Source

See all those guys heading across the parking lot to DSW (as those in the know call it)? No, they don’t have a fetish for women’s shoes. Well, not all of them. More and more people are beginning to realize that this spacious Germantown store offers a wide-ranging and ever-changing selection of women’s and men’s shoes, at great prices. We’ve got only one gripe with this place: There’s only one location in town. Open up more.

Best Home Furnishings

1. Pottery Barn

2. Bed Bath & Beyond

3. Ashley Furniture Homestore

Pottery Barn is not only the “best” in this category, but it would also win in any competition looking for the “most.” Searching for bed linens, dishes, picture frames, posters, furniture, kitchen utensils, bookstands, books, clocks, even vintage telephones? It’s one-stop shopping at Pottery Barn.

Best Pet Store

BOM 1. Petco

2. Hollywood Pet Star

3. PetSmart

Before Petco, where did all the thousands of animal-lovers in Memphis go for such a huge selection of pet food, flea dip, cat beds, jeweled collars, and — come to think of it, more stuff than you can even find for your kid?

Best Hair Salon

1. Gould’s Styling Salon

2. Hi Gorgeous

3. Dabbles Hair Company

Excellent choices. See the next category.

Best Day Spa

1. Gould’s

2. Serenity Day Spa

3. Germantown Day Spa

More good choices, but keep going. See the next category too.

Best Manicure/Pedicure

1. Gould’s

2. Rose Nails

3. Kathy’s Nail

And it’s a win-win-win situation for Gould’s, taking first prize in all three “personal-enrichment” categories. It’s easy to see why. Not only is Gould’s a beautiful place, but their range of services is astonishing: deep-tissue massages, complete makeovers, aromatherapy wraps, acne-clearing treatment, even something called “saltglow.” And if you’ve got the time, make a day of it with their “Grand Spa Experience” which includes a massage, facial, manicure, pedicure, lunch, and even complete limousine service.

Best Health/Fitness Club

1. YMCA

2. French Riviera Spa

3. 24 Hour Fitness

Don’t lecture us about personal fitness. We get plenty of exercise lifting those heavy cans of Budweiser and chewing on Snickers bars throughout the day. Not to mention the eye-hand coordination workout we get as we type things like this. But if you feel you need just a bit more, you’ll have a great time at the above places. And boy, hasn’t the Y come a long way since all they had was a swimming pool and a tiny gym?

Best MD/General Practitioner

READERS’ CHOICE

Cary Finn

Jeffrey Warren

Travis Lunceford

The voting was too close in this all-important category to declare a clear winner, but our personal experience with these particular doctors allows us to agree with our readers here. If you need their services, you’ll be in good hands with any of these fine physicians.

Best Pediatrician

READERS’ CHOICE

Ed Perry

Kip Frizzell

Charles Yukon

Herman Crisler

Landon Pendergrass

Voting was too close to call for these docs who care for your kids.

Best Plastic Surgeon

Justin Fox Burks

Best Vintage Clothing

READERS’ CHOICE

Robert Wallace

Allen Hughes

Neumon Goshorn

See all those stunning, beautiful people strolling around Memphis? Yep, it’s the staff of the Memphis Flyer. Being the stunning, Godlike creatures that we are, we have no need of cosmetic surgery, but we will certainly trust our readers to pick the best in town. The voting was too close in this category to call a clear winner, so we present “Readers’ Choice” awards to the top three.

Best OB/GYN

READERS’ CHOICE

Lea Bannister

Diane Long

Susan Murrmann

Mary McDonald

Crista Crisler

Penn Joe

Memphis women are lucky to have so many skilled physicians in this area — so many, in fact, that it was impossible to award a “Best of Memphis” prize to just one, so we present “Readers’ Choice” awards to the six doctors who received the most votes.

Best Chiropractor

1. Rick Hurst

2. Larry Cole

3. David Lee

Carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders can cause all sorts of aches and pains. Believe us, we know. And sometimes a good dose of spinal manipulation is all it takes to make everything all right again. Congratulations to the top three winners. We feel better just thinking about them.

Best Jewelry

1. Mednikow Jewelers

2. Las Savell Jewelry

3. Kay Jewelers — tie — Zales Jewelers

The Flyer wasn’t around in 1891, which is when Jacob Mednikow first opened a jewelry store in Memphis, creating a business that has been run by the family ever since. Our guess, though, is that they would’ve won “Ye Olde Flyer‘s Best of Memphis” honor that year and many an intervening year.

Tattoo Parlor

1. Underground Art

2. Trilogy

3. Ramesses Shadow Tattoos

Three things to consider before getting inked: One, make sure you really know what that awesome-looking Chinese character means. Two, make sure you’re going to love that person forever. Three, make sure the joint giving you the tat is clean and capable. The first two are up to you. For number three, you can’t go wrong with Underground Art.

Best Antiques Store

1. Bojo’s Antique Mall

2. Flashback

3. Antique Mall of Midtown

— tie — Toad Hall Antiques

The best antiques stores offer a mix of stuff you didn’t know existed that you now MUST have and stuff you forgot existed and now don’t want to go on without. Bojo’s has got so much of both, you’ll want to carry a pen and paper with you to prioritize what you’re buying now and to refer to on later shopping adventures.

Best Smoke Shop

1. Tobacco Corner

2. Wizard’s

3. Young Avenue Deli

“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar,” Sigmund Freud purportedly once said. He’s right, but he’d probably agree that not all cigars are created equal, and Tobacco Corner has the finest selection of the best — be it in terms of taste, potency, or, ahem, size — in Memphis. They also offer a full complement of excellent blended pipe tobacco, pens, and a newsstand.

Best Dry Cleaners

1. Bensinger’s Fine Cleaners

2. Dryve Cleaners

3. Mercury Valet — tie —

Happy Day Laundry and Cleaners

Whether it’s a white shirt, a tailored pair of pants, or a wedding dress, Bensinger’s can handle your cleaning. They’re conveniently located across Shelby County, and they can do alterations and repairs and can clean leather and suede. Carl Perkins would be so happy.

Best Sporting Goods

1. Bass Pro Shop

2. Outdoors Inc.

3. Sports Authority

No final word yet on if Bass Pro Shop is Pyramid-bound, but their current location in East Memphis is already mind-boggling in size. Buying a boat? Check. Going camping and need, well, everything? Check. Angling for the elusive Old Bessie at your favorite fishing hole? They’ll get you outfitted for your pursuit, and, if she exists, you’ll be grilling her up soon enough.

Best Place to Buy A Computer

1. Best Buy

2. Dell

3. Apple Store

Mulling a computer purchase can be an overwhelming endeavor that will leave you gridlocked. Never fear: Best Buy hired a bunch of smart people to explain to you the difference between a processor’s capability and the quantity of DDR SDRAM featured (or better yet, to translate your budget realities into the computer that will give you the most bang for your buck).

Best Place To Buy a Bicycle

1. The Midtown Bicycle Co.

2. The Peddler

3. Outdoors Inc.

Why do cyclists usually look so happy? Sometimes tired, sure, but usually happy. Maybe it’s because there’s no substitute for the sensation of gliding down a hill going really fast, the wind streaming through your hair made by your whole body’s efforts and not just your gas-pedal foot. And no, the A/C on high blowing on your face in your car isn’t the same. Midtown Bicycle is your best connection for this au naturel high.

Best Video Store

1. Blockbuster Video

2. Black Lodge Video

3. Hollywood Video — tie — Midtown Video

Blockbuster: File their locations’ convenience under “Romance.” File their customer service under “Action.” File the extent of their selection under “Drama.” File the ease of your overall experience under “Comedy.”

Best record store (new)

1. Cat’s Compact Discs & Cassettes

2. Tower Records

3. Best Buy — tie — Spin Street

For more than 30 years, Memphians have been buying the latest music releases at Cat’s. That old smoking cat in a hat on their sign has seen disco come and go, punk come and go underground, hip-hop come and stay, and watched as grunge and boy-band sensations supernovaed and left large segments of the music industry in creative shambles. And through it all, that cat keeps smokin’.

Best Record Store (used)

1. Shangri-La Records

2. Cat’s Compact Discs & Cassettes

3. Pop Tunes Record Shops

How appropriate is this place named? If you’re looking for a taste of authentic Memphis music, it can be had at Shangri-La. Just one visit and you’ll be hooked, and you’ll leave with some kind of treasure, obscure or essential, on vinyl or disc.

Best Music Equipment

1. Strings & Things

2. Amro Music Stores

3. Yarbrough’s Music — tie —

Guitar Center — tie —

Memphis Drum Shop

In the 1970s, Gibson started reissuing 1950s-style Les Pauls due in part to the constant badgering of a fussy Memphis music store called Strings & Things. Even if this Midtown music mall wasn’t stocked with all your rock-and-roll needs, the Gibson reissues would be a fair enough reason to declare them number one and keep them hovering in that position for 30 or so years.

Best Car Dealership

READERS’ CHOICE

CarMax

Dobbs

Performance Toyota

Gossett

Wolfchase Honda/Jeep

Too close to call for this category.

Best Place to Buy a Motorcycle

Justin Fox Burks

Best Plastic Surgeon

BOM 1. Bumpus Harley-Davidson

2. Al’s Cycle

3. Vespa Memphis

Bumpus isn’t a motorcycle shop. For 20 years, it’s been the hub for an obsessive community of Harley enthusiasts who don’t have time to fool around with a bunch of Kawasaki people.

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The True Memphis A-List

You can be a local celebrity, the face on the TV news, a fashion maven, or a Memphis millionaire. But to get on the true Memphis A-list, you’ve got to start with the letter “A.” Here are 10 people, places, and things that make the grade.

1. Affordable Housing — There’s no question that the cost of living in Memphis is low. According to the National Center for Policy Analysis, Memphis is 11 percent below the cost-of-living national average, primarily because housing prices here are 25 percent lower than the national average.

2. Arcade Restaurant — Not only does this throwback to the city’s past have yummy down-home-style food, retro ambience, and great prices, it’s a Hollywood hotspot. Every major movie filmed here in the past few years has used the Arcade Restaurant on South Main as a location. The diner has been around since 1919, and it’s listed on the National Register of Historic Places.

3. A C Wharton — From his dapper suits to his ability to get the county back on track financially, A C Wharton seems to have it all together, unlike another mayor we could name. One of Wharton’s best accomplishments, the Smart Growth Initiative, encourages the county to grow in ways that protect the environment while reinvesting in urban areas.

4. AutoZone — FedEx gets more attention, but AutoZone is another Fortune 500 corporation with a home here in the Bluff City. Over the years, the company has provided Memphis with jobs, arts support, and an impressive minor-league baseball park.

5. Arts Community — The local arts community has really come together, especially in the South Main district, which has changed from a neglected neighborhood to an ultra-hip gallery row. The makeover is still happening, with a tremendous residential boom taking place just south of the AmTrak station.

6. Architecture — Memphis is home to a number of architectural wonders, such as the imposing Tennessee Brewery downtown and the state-of-the-art Clark Opera Memphis Center in Germantown. And Archimania’s doing some interesting work downtown, including the “Phil Woodward House” across the street from the Flyer offices, which features a skewed roof and a giant wall of glass overlooking the river.

7. Alex’s Tavern — This friendly neighborhood bar has been around since 1953, and it claims to be the oldest pub in town. Known for its hangover-killing burgers and Cheers-like ambience, Alex’s is a Memphis institution.

8. Ardent Recording Studios — Sure, Memphis is the birthplace of rock-and-roll, but if it weren’t for some local recording studios, local music might have passed away when Elvis died. One of the local studio mainstays, Ardent, has produced albums for artists such as Big Star, Bob Dylan, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Soundgarden, Mudhoney, and ZZ Top, to name a few.

9. A. Schwab — Another blast from the past, A. Schwab general store on Beale Street is probably the most unusual store in the city. Since 1876, Schwab’s has peddled an eclectic mix of voodoo candles, herbs, salad dressings, clothing, toys, and discount novelty items.

10. Audubon Park — Where else can you see members of the Society for Creative Anachronism sword-fighting in Renaissance costumes, pagans celebrating the full moon, and families picnicking — all in the same place?

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The Shopping List

Um, okay, here’s a question: The three best women’s clothing stores in Memphis — picked by you, gentle readers — are Macy’s, Victoria’s Secret, and Ann Taylor?

Well, we have to admit we’re a little surprised. It’s not that Macy’s or Victoria’s Secret or Ann Taylor are bad choices. Heaven knows, we’ve bought quite a few little items at each of those stores (emphasis on the “little” for Vicki Sees). But you, dear reader, are so creative and wonderful. We just wonder if, perhaps, you are a bit uninspired.

Take the Best Gift Shop category. Target and Kirkland’s and Pier 1 are all nice stores and, yes, we shop them as well, but we hardly think you can call Target a “gift shop.” A gift mega-mart, maybe, but not a gift shop.

We know how it is. Some stores — no matter how great — have that best-kept secret vibe. They’re not top-of-mind. Maybe they’re tucked away in some hidden corner of Memphis. Maybe they rely on word-of-mouth advertising. So if you want to get out of the mall, here’s our list of some hidden (and not-so-hidden) gems.

The National Ornamental Metal Museum

374 Metal Museum Dr.

NOMM is falling-down-the-rabbit-hole hard to find. But like any Wonderland, it’s worth it. The grounds are beautiful, and the gift shop has great handmade metal objets d’art, including jewelry, coffee scoops, night lights, drawer handles, and, at this time of year, ornaments and driedls. It’s all made by metalsmiths and artisans, and yet it’s very affordable, especially for a one-of-a-kind gift.

Celery: Ladies Upscale Resale

728 Brookhaven Circle

Celery is the Memphis equivalent of Miami consignment. Opened by Leslie Acker Robinson, the store offers buyers lots of designer clothes and gently worn merchandise. Celery takes the work out of second-hand buying, making sure that consignments are both in season and in good condition. Just think of it this way: Instead of only a few buyers, Celery has many buyers (consigners), meaning you’ll almost always find something you love.

Sloane

416 Perkins Extended

Sloane was all about little suits and jackets before the look really hit. Now owner Brenda Buckman Green says they’re flying through jackets, especially in velvet. These trendsetters are located on Perkins Extended, but they’re a little off the beaten path of Oak Court Mall and the two Laurelwood shopping centers. Their look is professional but striking, and women who want to dress for work without losing their individuality should definitely make a trip.

Goodwill

574 S. Highland

For Celery’s Robinson, the Goodwill is one of her shopping secrets. “You can always find baby furniture and car seats,” she says. “They may not be current, but it you need them for spare cars, maybe Grandma and Grandpa, you can get them for anywhere from $3.99 to $6.99. You just have to clean them. And they clean easily.”

Jun Lee

3397 Summer

A Flyer staff favorite — lunchtime fieldtrip, anyone? — Jun Lee is the ultimate in extremely affordable costume jewelry, purses, scarves, and even fake hair. Due to the sickly looking yellow panels covering the windows, it fails to impress from the outside. On the inside, however, it’s a style junkie’s dream (if you can see through the herds of women mulling over the merchandise).

Diane’s Art, Gift & Home

1581 Overton Park

If you need a gift for someone with discriminating taste, try Diane’s on Overton Park. It’s eclectic and fun, artsy and sophisticated. Find animals made out of car hoods, herringboned wood jewelry, and tons of surprises. You won’t be sorry.

Williams Sonoma Marketplace

4718 Spottswood

Williams Sonoma Marketplace is maybe the worst-kept secret on the list, but we just couldn’t exclude it. In fact, Robinson says it’s at the top her list. They carry cookware and tableware that have that clean Williams Sonoma look but at less than the Williams Sonoma price. “You can buy gifts for people there and they’ll think you got it from the real store,” says Robinson. “I even like their CDs. It’s terrible, but true.”

Zoe

4564 Poplar

“I think it gets overlooked,” says Sloane’s Green. “Every time I mention it, people say, ‘What’s that?'” This tiny Laurelwood store carries exclusive beauty and skin-care products designed to make you look and feel fabulous. “It has a lot of men’s stuff that my husband uses, and it’s the only place I can get it,” says Green.

South Front Antiques

374 S. Front

When asked about Memphis’ best-kept secrets, Diane Laurenzi immediately thought of Front Street Antiques. When she was opening Diane’s, she bought several old doors that she used to make fixtures for the store. She also bought a Mission-style desk for the shop.

“They have all these found architectural pieces: doorknobs, shutters, doors. I got my fireplace mantel from there,” she says. “They have three levels. The upstairs has windows and shutters; the middle floor has a lot of tin pieces, and they have furniture too. If you are into found pieces, it’s really a treat.”

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Readers’ Picks 2005

GOODS & SERVICES

Best Grocery Store

1. Kroger

2. Schnucks

3. Fresh Market

Best Liquor Store

1. Buster’s Liquors & Wine

2. Joe’s Wines & Liquor

3. Arthur’s Wine & Liquor

Best Department Store

1. Macy’s

2. Target

3. Dillard’s

Best Shopping Mall

1. Wolfchase Galleria

2. Oak Court Mall

3. The Shops of Saddle Creek

Best Gift Shop

1. Target

2. Kirkland’s

3. Pier One

Best Book store (new)

1. Davis-Kidd Booksellers

2. Barnes & Noble Booksellers

3. Borders Books Music & Cafe

Best Book store (used)

1. Burke’s Book Store

2. Midtown Books/Sip

3. Tiger Book Store

Best Bank

1. First Tennessee Bank

2. Regions Bank/Union Planters

3. Bank of America

Best Women’s Clothing

1. Macy’s

2. Victoria’s Secret

3. Ann Taylor

Best Men’s Clothing

1. James Davis

2. Oak Hall

3. Macy’s

Best Vintage Clothing

1. Flashback

2. Goodwill

3. Salvation Army

Best Shoe Store

1. Designer Shoe Warehouse

2. Rack Room Shoes

3. Payless Shoe Source

Best Home Furnishings

1. Pottery Barn

2. Pier One

3. Bed Bath & Beyond — tie —

Samuels Furniture & Interiors

Best Hair Salon

1. Gould’s Styling Salon

2. Supercuts

3. Dabbles Hair Company — tie

Hi Gorgeous

Best Day Spa

1. Gould’s

2. Touch of Health

3. Germantown Day Spa — tie —

Serenity Day Spa

Best Fitness Club

1. YMCA

2. French Riviera Spa

3. 24 Hour Fitness

Best Jewelry Store

1. Las Savell Jewelry

2. Mednikow Jewelers

3. Kay Jewelers

Best Tattoo Parlor

1. Underground Art

2. Trilogy

3. Memphis Tattoo Co.

Best Antique Store

1. Bojo’s Antique Mall

2. Palladio

3. Antique Mall of Midtown — tie —

Flashback

Best Smoke Shop

1. Tobacco Corner

2. Wizard’s

3. Madison Ave. Tobacco (Vince’s) — tie —

Whatever

Best Dry Cleaners

1. Bensinger’s Fine Cleaners

2. Dryve Cleaners

3. Mercury Valet

Best Florist

1. Pugh’s Flowers

2. Flowers by Sandy

3. Holliday’s Flowers

Best Sporting Goods

1. Bass Pro Shop

2. Sports Authority

3. Outdoors Inc.

Best Place to Buy A Computer

1. Best Buy

2. Dell

3. Apple Store

Best Place to Buy a Bicycle

1. The Peddler

2. Midtown Bicycle Co.

3. Outdoors Inc.

Best Video

1. Blockbuster Video

2. Black Lodge Video

3. Hollywood Video

Best Record Store (new)

1. Cat’s Compact Discs & Cassettes

2. Tower Records

3. Best Buy — tie —

Pop Tunes Record Shops

Spin Street

Best Record Store (used)

1. Cat’s Compact Discs & Cassettes

2. Pop Tunes Record Shops

3. Shangri-La Records

Best Music Equipment

1. Strings & Things

2. Yarbrough’s Music

3. Amro Music Stores

Best Car Dealership

1. CarMax

2. Dobbs Brothers Honda — tie —

Covington Pike Toyota

Saturn of Memphis

FOOD & DRINK

Best Chef

1. Judd and Alex Grisanti

2. Erling Jensen

3. Jose Gutierrez

Best Lunch

1. Huey’s

2. McAlister’s

3. El Porton Mexican Restaurant

Best Breakfast

1. Brother Juniper’s

2. Cracker Barrel Old Country Store

3. IHOP

Best Romantic Restaurant

1. Paulette’s

2. Jim’s Place East

3. The Melting Pot

Best Sunday Brunch

1. Owen Brennan’s Restaurant

2. Peabody Skyway

3. Boscos Squared

Best Wine List

1. Le Chardonnay Wine Bar & Bistro

2. McEwen’s on Monroe

3. Folk’s Folly Prime Steak House

Best Steak

1. Folk’s Folly Prime Steak House

2. Ruth’s Chris Steak House

3. The Butcher Shop

Best Barbecue

1. Corky’s

2. Central BBQ

3. The Bar-B-Q Shop

Best Burger

1. Huey’s

2. Back Yard Burgers

3. Earnestine & Hazel’s

Best Hot Wings

1. Hooters

2. Buffalo Wild Wings

3. D’Bo’s Buffalo Wings-N-Things

Best Ribs

1. Charles Vergos’ Rendezvous

2. Corky’s

3. Central BBQ

Best Dessert

1. Paulette’s

2. Peabody’s Deli and Dessert

3. The Melting Pot

Best Italian

1. Ronnie Grisanti & Sons

2. Pete and Sam’s Restaurant

3. Olive Garden

Best Mexican

1. El Porton Mexican Restaurant

2. Molly Gonzales’ La Casita Mexican Restaurant

3. On the Border Mexican Cafe

Best Chinese

1. PF Chang’s China Bistro

2. Wang’s Mandarin House

3. Formosa Restaurant

Best Thai

1. Bhan Thai

2. Bangkok Alley

3. Sawaddii Thai Cuisine — tie —

Jasmine Thai Restaurant

Best Vietnamese

1. Saigon Le

2. Pho Saigon

3. Pho Hoa Binh

Best Japanese/Sushi

1. Sekisui

2. Benihana of Tokyo

3. Pacific Rim

Best Indian

1. India Palace

2. Bombay House

3. Golden India

Best Home Cooking/Soul Food

1. The Cupboard

2. Gus’s Fried Chicken

3. Blue Plate Café

Best Vegetarian

1. Wild Oats Market

2. The Cupboard

3. La Montagne Natural Food Restaurant

Best Seafood

1. Red Lobster

2. Anderton’s

3. Joe’s Crab Shack — tie —

Blue Fish Restaurant & Oyster Bar

Bonefish Grill

Tsunami

Best Pizza

1. Memphis Pizza Cafe

2. Exline’s

3. Papa John’s — tie — 

Camy’s

Best Deli

1. Lenny’s Sub Shop

2. McAlister’s

3. Fino’s from the Hill

Best Service

1. Huey’s

2. Houston’s

3. Folk’s Folly Prime Steak House

Best Place that Delivers

1. Camy’s

2. Papa John’s

3. Pizza Hut — tie — 

Young Avenue Deli

Best Bakery

1. La Baguette

2. Howard’s Donuts

3. Kay Bakery — tie —

Atlanta Bread Company

Best Coffeehouse

1. Starbucks

2. Otherlands

3. Java Cabana

Best Restaurant in Memphis

READERS’ CHOICE

Texas de Brazil

Huey’s

McEwen’s on Monroe

Jim’s Place East

Folk’s Folly Prime Steak House

Best New Restaurant opened 2005

1. LoLo’s Table

2. Blue Fish Restaurant & Oyster Bar

— tie — Big Foot Lodge

3. Casablanca

NIGHTLIFE

Best Place To See Live Music

1. Hi-Tone Cafe

2. New Daisy Theatre

3. B.B. King’s

Best Local Band

READERS’ CHOICE

Ingram Hill

Lucero

Gabby Johnson

The Dempseys

Twin Soul

Best Bar

READERS’ CHOICE

Young Avenue Deli

Flying Saucer Draught Emporium

Blue Monkey

Fox & Hound English Tavern

Best New Bar opened 2005

1. Celtic Crossing — tie —

Big Foot Lodge

2. Lolo’s Table — tie —

Dish

Best Hole in the Wall

1. Alex’s

2. P&H Cafe

3. Earnestine & Hazel’s

Best After Hours Club

1. Raiford’s Hollywood

2. Earnestine & Hazel’s

3. Alex’s — tie —

Two Way Inn

Best Beer Selection

1. Flying Saucer Draught Emporium

2. Boscos Squared

3. Young Avenue Deli

Best Happy Hour

1. Chili’s

2. Blue Monkey

3. Flying Saucer Draught Emporium — tie —

On the Border Mexican Cafe

Best Place to Dance

1. Senses

2. Alfred’s

3. Club 152 on Beale

Best Jukebox

1. Earnestine & Hazel’s

2. Alex’s

3. Young Avenue Deli

Best Place to Play Pool

1. Fox & Hound English Tavern

2. Highland Cue

3. Young Avenue Deli

Best Sports Bar

1. Fox & Hound English Tavern

2. Buffalo Wild Wings

3. T.J. Mulligan’s — tie — 

Hooters

RECREATION

Best Museum

1. Memphis Pink Palace Museum

2. Memphis Brooks Museum of Art

3. Stax Museum of American Soul Music

Best Art Gallery

1. Memphis College of Art

2. Midtown Artist Market Gallery

3. David Lusk Gallery

Best Live Theater

1. The Orpheum

2. Playhouse on the Square

3. Theatre Memphis

Best Movie Theater

1. Paradiso

2. Studio on the Square

3. Muvico Peabody Place 22

Best Golf Course

1. TPC at Southwind

2. The Links at Galloway

3. The Links at Overton Park

Best Casino

1. Horseshoe Casino

2. Grand Casino

3. Gold Strike Casino

Best Place for a Picnic

1. Shelby Farms

2. Overton Park

3. Memphis Botanic Garden

Best Family Entertainment

1. Redbirds Game

2. Memphis Zoo

3. Grizzlies Game

Best Sports Team

1. Memphis Grizzlies

2. Memphis Redbirds

3. University of Memphis Football

Best Local Athlete

1. DeAngelo Williams,

University of Memphis Football

2. Shane Battier, Memphis Grizzlies

3. Pau Gasol, Memphis Grizzlies

MEDIA

Best FM Station

1. WEGR-FM 102.7, Rock 103

2. WMBZ-FM 94.1, The Buzz

3. WXMX-FM 98.1, The Max — tie — 

WEVL-FM 89.9, Weevil

Best AM Station

1. WHBQ-AM 560

2. WWTQ-AM 680

3. WMC-AM 790

Best Drive-Time Show

1. Drake & Zeke, WXMX-FM 98.1, The Max

2. Dennis & Ric, WEGR-FM 102.7, Rock 103

3. Howard Stern, WMFS-FM 92.9, 93X

Best Sports Radio Show

1. SportsCall, WMC-AM 790

2. Sportstime with Lapides & Calkins, WHBQ-AM 560

3. Sports with Marky B, WXMX-FM 98.1, The Max

Best Talk Show

1. Mike Fleming, WREC-AM 600

2. The Leon Gray Show, WWTQ-AM 680

3. Dennis & Ric, WEGR-FM 102.7, Rock 103

Best Newspaper Columnist

1. Wendi C. Thomas,

The Commercial Appeal

2. Geoff Calkins, The Commercial Appeal

3. Tim Sampson, The Memphis Flyer

Best Weatherperson

1. Dave Brown, WMC-TV, Channel 5

2. Jim Jaggers, WREG-TV, Channel 3

3. Tim Simpson, WREG-TV, Channel 3

Best TV Sportscaster

1. Jarvis Greer, WMC-TV, Channel 5

2. Greg Gaston, WPTY-24, Channel 24

3. Glenn Carver, WREG-TV, Channel 3

Best TV News Anchor

1. Joe Birch, WMC-TV, Channel 5

2. Kym Clark, WMC-TV, Channel 5

3. Donna Davis, WMC-TV, Channel 5

Best Radio Personality

1. John “Bad Dog” McCormack, WEGR-FM 102.7, Rock 103

2. Ron Olson, WMC-FM 99.7, FM 100 3. Drake & Zeke, WXMX-FM 98.1, The Max

Best Memphis-Themed Web Site

1. MemphisFlyer.com

2. Rock103.com — tie —

CommercialAppeal.com

3. MemphisTigers.org

Best Memphis Blog

1. RachelandtheCity.com

2. Halfbakered.blogspot.com — tie — 

Scenestars.net

Goner-Records.com/board

AND THE REST

Best Category We Left Out

READERS’ CHOICE

Bartender

Strip Joint (Gentlemen’s Club)

Neighborhood

Best Memphian

1. Shelby County mayor A C Wharton

2. FedEx founder Fred Smith

3. State representative Harold Ford Jr. — tie — Elvis

Best Locally Produced Product

1. Barbecue

2. Music

3. FedEx

Best Memphis Failure

1. Memphis mayor Willie Herenton

2. Former state senator John Ford

3. Park names debate

Best Memphis Success

1. The Tennessee Waltz sting

2. FedExForum — tie — 

John Ford resigns as state senator

3. International Paper headquarters moves to Memphis — tie —

University of Memphis football program

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Best Food and Drink on the Cheap

I’m a tightwad. When I was a freshman in college living on my own, I had no choice but to be cheap. I lived on macaroni and cheese and Ramen noodles. But what college student didn’t?

Now, I can afford to eat a little better, and I do when I’m at home. But when dining out, I’m still a penny-pincher. I try and keep lunch under $5 and dinner for two under $20. When I go out drinking, I look for beer busts and drink specials.

What follows is a guide to filling your belly and satisfying your alcoholic urges for $5 or less.

Eats:

1 Warehouse Wednesdays at Spaghetti Warehouse — Even a fat man can get full here for $4.99! All day on Wednesdays, that price gets you a seven-ounce bowl of spaghetti with tomato, marinara, or meat sauce, bottomless soup or salad, a loaf of bread, and a non-alcoholic beverage.

2 The China Doll — Don’t let the hot pink facade or its ghetto-fied location fool you. This Chinese and Thai restaurant on Lamar has some of the best Chinese food in town, and about half of its menu is under $5. I usually go with the Vegetable Fried Rice ($3.25), which is enough to feed at least three people. I’m also a fan of the vegetable soup for two, a clear broth with fresh steamed veggies and crispy crackers for $1.85. Their meat entrees are equally cheap.

3 Lunch Buffet at Pho Hoa Binh — No wonder this place is so hip. For $5, you can eat your heart out at Pho Hoa Binh’s lunch buffet, and it’s a vegetarian’s dream come true. Nearly half of the buffet selections are tofu dishes.

4 Black Bean Soup at Café OléI know what you’re thinking. I can’t get full on one bowl of black bean soup. And that’s probably true. But don’t forget about the freebies. With a free hefty basket of warm tortilla chips and a large bowl of salsa to start you off, this hearty soup with a hint of lime for $4.50 should tide you over.

5 House Salad at Central BBQ — This large salad for $3.99 is a true value since even the bowl is edible. The bed of iceberg lettuce is topped with red cabbage, carrots, tomatoes, cheese, and pepperoncini peppers and your choice of dressing.

6 California Classic at McAlister’s DeliOlive salad, provolone and mozzarella cheeses, lettuce, tomato, bell pepper, and onion on pita bread with your choice of chips, potato salad, or a fruit cup. All for $4.69. This is one of my all-time favorite lunches, and the prices remain the same through dinner.

Drinks:

1 Beer Bust at The BuccaneerThis place has the King of all Cheap Beers — Pabst Blue Ribbon — on tap, which means they reign supreme catering to poor, Midtown hipsters. Even better, on Thursday nights, it’s all-you-can-drink for just $5.

2 Beer Bust at Metro By far the cheapest beer bust in town. For $4, drink all you want from 9 p.m. to midnight as you watch the city’s loveliest drag queens strut their stuff. Now that’s value!

3 Beer Bust at the Hi-ToneThis is also a Pabst Blue Ribbon bust. For $5, drink until you drop or until the keg runs dry, whichever comes first. DJs Sex Pot Piper and Franswa spin old-school tunes until midnight.

4 Too Tall Tuesdays at Newby’s You and your fellow tightwads will be in heaven on Too Tall Tuesdays. Special items are just $2 ($2 Coors Light, $2 burgers, $2 off all Red Bull drinks).

5 Pitchers at Neil’s — For only $4, you can get a pitcher of Miller Lite or Bud Light. It’s best to bring friends and take turns buying pitchers. By the time you finish four, you’ll each have a good buzz and money left to burn elsewhere.

6 Bloody Sundays at the Blue MonkeyOn Saturday and Sunday mornings, head over to the Blue Monkey and try one of their thick and spicy Bloody Marys for just $2.50. Perfect for curing that hangover from too much beer the night before. Not an early bird? No problem. The special runs 11 a.m. to 7 p.m.

7 Trolley Night on South Main — This is a tip for true penny-pinchers who have no class. Hop from art opening to art opening on trolley night, helping yourself to a free glass of wine at each show. If you know the artist, you can have two or three and no one will mind. It’s a good buzz, you see some good art, and you don’t have to drive.

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10 A-List Concerts

Musically, Memphis is best known for legendary recordings made by local artists in local studios. But, from the early blues and jazz on Beale Street to Elvis Presley’s public debut at the Overton Park Shell to the emergence of the Midtown post-punk scene, it’s long been a great live-music town as well, the city’s concert history filled with famous (or infamous) concerts by touring acts such as Ray Charles, the Sex Pistols, the Rolling Stones, and, ahem, G.G. Allin.

As a music fan, I’ve long cherished records more than live shows, but through two stints in Memphis I’ve seen lots of memorable concerts. Here, in chronological order, are the 10 I remember best:

1 The Country Rockers at Antenna Club, fall 1989: A few weeks after moving to Memphis from a small Arkansas town, 15-years-old and entering a new world for the first time. A friend and I were there for some forgettable alt-rock band called Scruffy the Cat, which came on too late for us to see anyway. But the freak-show scene — the club, the videos, the band, such a peculiarly Memphis mix of rootsy weirdness — was quite an eye-opener.

2 D.I. at Antenna Club, 1989/1990: A hardcore band I’m sure I would find utterly ridiculous now, but they had been in the Penelope Spheeris punk movie Suburbia, which was quite meaningful at the time. When they did “Richard Hung Himself,” the lead singer pretended to strangle himself with the mic chord. Very outré.

3 The Replacements at the New Daisy Theatre, 1990: My fave band at the time and the only chance I had to see them. On their final tour and with only two original members, but it might as well have been the Stones in ’72 as far as I was concerned. They led with my favorite of their songs (then and now), “I Will Dare,” and just kept getting better.

4 Iris Dement at Hi-Tone Café, 1998: Back home after college and freelancing for the Flyer, I previewed this show, and it’s still one of my favorite interviews I’ve ever done. I’d seen Dement in Minneapolis the year before at a 1,000-seat theatre. Here at a tiny club, the building was full, with a line outside the door three hours before showtime. Dement came on around 9:30, opened her mouth and broke hearts around the room. Elvis Costello’s Hi-Tone shows got lots of attention. This was about 100 times better.

5 Lucero CD-release party at Hi-Tone Café, 2000: Still a great live band with a huge local following, but the string of shows culminating with the December 2000 release of their debut album were special. There was the sense of a great new local band coming into its own, and the shows felt epic for the modesty of the setting.

6 Sonic Youth at Beale Street Music Festival, May 2001: Following Mavis Staples on a beautiful Sunday night. I had retreated from the over-crowded Bob Dylan show the next stage over to find a smaller but more humane outdoor rock-show audience than these kinds of festivals usually draw. I’ve seen the band many times, but their art-noise guitar attack has never sounded so optimistic or gorgeous as it did this night.

7 The White Stripes at Earnestine & Hazel’s, September 10, 2001: They hadn’t conquered MTV or modern-rock radio yet but were still big enough that seeing them set up on the floor in the middle of this crowded South Main bar was completely surreal. Then the next morning happened.

8 The Dixie Chicks at The Pyramid, Summer 2003: I loved the Dixie Chicks — live and on record — long before lead-singer Natalie Means decided to take on the president. But this post-“controversy” show was more than a concert: It was a public dramatization of embattled citizenship that morphed into a victory lap.

9 The Drive-By Truckers at Newby’s, Friday, October 17, 2003: My fave Drive-By Truckers song is Mike Cooley’s “Zip City,” sung in the voice of a small-town 17-year-old boy frustrated that his younger girlfriend won’t “put out” and more so by the sense that his life isn’t headed anywhere. The Truckers closed their show this night with “Zip City,” but Cooley didn’t sing it. Instead, in an act of weird, invigorating inappropriateness, they brought a 12-year-old girl named Audrey Brown (a member of their local “street team,” a publicist later told me) on stage, who sang the song completely without guile as the band riffed gloriously behind her.

10 Bob Dylan at AutoZone Park, 2005: Bob Dylan has been making music for more than 40 years and got saddled “Voice of a Generation” almost exactly four decades ago. But he doesn’t go through the motions, or at least didn’t on this night. He closed the show with “Summer Days,” from 2001”s “Love & Theft, and the crowd ate it up, as they should have. Is there any other classic-rock icon who could close a show today with a recent album track to wide audience approval? No way.

Other Voices

I also asked other Flyer music writers about their most memorable Memphis concert experiences, and here’s what some of them came up with:

Andria Lisle: Suicidal Tendencies at the Antenna Club, May 1987. “I attended that instead of the prom.” Public Enemy at Mid-South Coliseum, 1990. “Flavor Flav pulled out an effigy of a KKK member and everyone was hollering ‘Kill whitey!’ Great and scary all at the same time.”

Stephen Deusner: Guided by Voices at Last Place on Earth, 2000. “The first concert to make me feel old. My friends and I left after two hours, but Robert Pollard — nearly 50 and very drunk — kept going for another hour or so. Highlight: starting the show with rarity “Titus and Strident Wet Nurse.”

Bianca Phillips: Tori Amos at The Orpheum, 1998. “I have never seen anyone get quite as into their music as Tori does. As she played, she was practically humping her piano, occasionally bursting out orgasm noises in the middle of her songs. (She kind of does that anyway, but it was way worse this time.)”

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Blog Rolling

Though blogs (a contraction for “web-logs”) have been around for a few years, it is only in the last year or two that they have begun to predominate as the favored medium of expression in the ever-burgeoning cybernetic universe. The blog is the bastard child of the conventional Web site and the chat room, blending the focus of the former with the masquerade party of the latter. Add a dash of group therapy and a jigger of trick or treat, and you’ve got it. I hate to drag Aristotle into this, but his established duopoly — that art must both amuse and instruct — definitely holds as a standard by which to measure blogs.

The art is interactive, of course. There’s a session leader of sorts, the blogmeister, and a rotating stable of respondents — some familiar, some dropping in out of nowhere on a given day, others part of an organized campaign to influence opinion (the Internet equivalent of the letter-writing campaign). Many of all types pretend to be somebody they’re not — a circumstance abetted by the custom of Internet-specific monikers.

One of the charms of the Internet, of course — and a chief reason why the personal computer is achieving such an overriding importance in daily life these days — is that the form absorbs and reconfigures all the flotsam and jissom of pre-existing aesthetics. Oh yes, the preceding pun was very much intended; not only is porn, both sought and unsolicited, a staple of the cybernetic universe, but there exists a site (www.thebestporn.com) which comprehensively sifts through it all, assigns numerical ratings to the thousands upon thousands of sites, classifies them according to various criteria, and provides thoughty reviews of each — part Pauline Kael, part Consumer Reports — from a crew of what appear to be preppy young adults of both, er, all genders. (These, of course, are probably ringers; see above under “masquerade party.”)

In any case, all the genres you’re used to — TV, movies, newspapers, novels, stereo hi-fi, etc., etc. — can be had, sometimes all at once, via Internet Web sites, and an astonishing amount of this amalgam is carried forth in the rapidly mushrooming world of the blogs, which now number — according to a recent calculation cited by Flyer editor Bruce VanWyngarden — around 17 million.

That being the case, I’ll restrict myself to citing only two brief Best-Of blog lists — one local, one national — that best provide the right combination of entertainment, authority, and interactiveness that, IMHO, a good blog should have. (If you have to ask what “IMHO” means, you’re not ready for this list, BTW.) Since the Flyer has an established hard-news focus and since my usual bailiwick is politics, and since (further) politics and public/social issues tend to predominate in blogs qua blogs, the lists will have that bias too. There are so many good ones that it tears me up to leave any out, but that will just have to be.

Best Local Blogs

1. The Flypaper Theory (thepeskyfly.blogspot.com). This one ranks high on my personal list, and not just because, in the proprietor’s occasional absence, I’m one member (and, by all odds, the least prolific) of a group that fills in for him — “him” being the Flyer‘s Chris Davis, a renaissance man if there ever was one — wit, wag, weighty thinker, all at once. (And occasional bomb-thrower, even if that term doesn’t alliterate.) TFP is subtitled “Where It’s All Effing Politics/And It’s All Effing Personal.” Graphics are good, sometimes wonderful, there’s a nice set of archives, easily accessed, and on a good day, there are multiple posts, all on point. Leftward tending? Yeah, buddy!

2. Half-Bakered (halfbakered.blogspot.com). This one, by an industriously quirky, self-described “libertarian” named Mike Hollihan, tends to the right side of the spectrum — though “Mr. Mike” (as the proprietor also refers to himself) has been known to wage war on other self-professed “conservatives” (e.g., radio talker Mike Fleming, whom he abhors, for reasons never quite explained). Mainly, though, Mike is full-time on the trail of P.C. liberals (and no, I don’t mean progressives who own laptops). His misreadings are as frequent as his right guesses — something true of any wild swinger and an explanation of sorts for the name of this blog (don’t ask). A bonus: He does long takes on the local media — interesting even when they are misguided.

3. Fishkite (fishkite.com). Operated by one Mick Wright, this “blog between church and state” is another conservative-oriented blog, but it eschews propaganda in favor of exploring the seams and testing its hypotheses (come to think of it, this describes Hollihan too, and maybe that’s why he’s contemptuous of Fleming). Fishkite seems to make a real effort to round up fresh material, whether or not it corresponds with some pre-ordained point of view.

4. Smart City Memphis (smartcitymemphis.blogspot.com). Operated by all-purpose urbanism junkie Carol Coletta, this site scours the landscape for ideas and material relevant to the future of the local environs we all inhabit and takes sides with adroit little essays that educate while they are stimulating. Sample titles: “Let’s Not Be Dense About Density,” “The City’s Budget Crisis Calls for Honest Answers,” “Current Policies for Tax Freezes Defy Logic.” If that looks too wonky, you just have to go there and see for yourself. Coletta (aided and abetted, it would appear, by former Shelby County executive Tom Jones) doesn’t shy away from radical notions — like sending The Pyramid into Kingdom Come.

5. Are we here already? Fifth on the list, with at least 20 more really good ones left to enumerate? It’s kinda like that “I’d like to thank …” time on the Academy Awards show. Okay, here are several good local ones (google the titles and find the URLs yourself), and I’m still leaving out a lot of winners! (I’ll make it up to you guys in references down the line.) The (very partial) list: LeftWingCracker; Dark Bilious Vapors; The Polar Donkey; Mama Said There’d Be Days Like This. River City Mud Company and Darrell Philllips’ blog are now defunct, unfortunately, and Thaddeus Mathews’, though it occasionally is a useful tip sheet, is so close to the lip of legal action that you might get process-served just reading it.

Best National Blogs

Space allows me only the briefest run-through: Talking Points Memo (talkingpointsmemo.com). Josh Marshall is the dean of the progressive national blog, its New York Times and Washington Post rolled together. Comprehensive and factual. For both better and worse, he tends to stick with a theme until it has been fully dealt with.

Others in the same ballpark: The Daily Kos (dailykos.com); Eschaton (atrios.blogspot.com); Crooks and Liars (crooksandliars.com), a wonderful source for good video links; The Booman Tribune (boomantribune.com), relatively new and comprehensive.

Honorable Mention (including some sites that aren’t, technically speaking, blogs): The Drudge Report (drudgereport.com), still crazy after all these years, and yes, this guy is a right-wing grunt and highly biased in what he posts, but his links are superb; Technorati (technorati.com) and Feedster (feedster.com), both blog-finding sites; The Raw Story (therawstory.com); and … oh hell, I thank Mom, Pop, and all members of the academy. Slate’s worth a read; so is Salon, though that’s partially subscription, and subscription sites are another issue. Literally.

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A-List ZZZs

The public often gets to see what celebrities are up to at night. Their faces are splashed across the pages of the supermarket tabloids, their exploits recounted in the entertainment pages. But when the night has ended, these A-listers need a place to lay their heads (and maybe something else) just like the rest of us. The beds on this list have been used by presidents and pop stars, diminutive divas and pro athletes.

Talbot Heirs Suites: $175 a night

The intimate lodging at the Talbot Heirs on Second Street has drawn an impressive list of celebrities. The hotel’s owner, Dana Gabrion, discovered the Talbot while working on the film Finding Graceland, when stars Bridget Fonda and Jonathan Schaech were staying there. Gabrion, who is currently the co-executive producer on the television program America’s Next Top Model, purchased the Talbot Heirs this year. Her parents manage the place while she is out of town.

The queen-size beds at Talbot Heirs are each unique; one even has suede duvet covers. Marti Pellow, the former lead singer of Scottish band Wet Wet Wet, is staying at the Talbot while he’s in town recording with Willie Mitchell. “I sleep in hotels eight months out of the year, in places all over the world,” he says. “When I come to Memphis, I always stay here because the beds are so comfortable, almost dreamlike.”

Heartbreak Hotel themed suites: $379 a night

There is plenty to appreciate about the beds at the Heartbreak Hotel on Elvis Presley Boulevard, from the hand-crafted pool-cue headboards to the bejeweled mountains of pillows. The Heartbreak Hotel has had a few celebrity guests, like Jim Carrey and Gunner Nelson, but it’s true popularity comes because its beds allow guests to sleep close to their favorite A-lister, Elvis.

“Yes, I do dream about Elvis when I’m here,” says frequent guest Jerry Engelby. “Just snuggling down with Elvis’ picture above me and his movie on — what more could you ask?”

“When I first got here, they were barely open. They didn’t even have bedspreads yet. I told them I didn’t care, I just wanted to be close,” says Sharon Parker, the Heartbreak’s first guest. Now she stays here several times a year.

Madison Hotel Presidential Suite: $1,300 a night

General manager Mohamad Hakimian says that the beds in the Presidential Suite at the Madison Hotel downtown are so nice it sometimes causes problems. “We had a doctor from Arizona staying here. About a week after he left he called up and said he could no longer sleep on his own bed.” The hotel uses Egyptian cotton in its 650-thread-count Italian linen, making beds smooth as silk.

The Peabody’s Celebrity Suite: $1,200 a night

The Peabody probably boasts the city’s longest list of celebrity guests, in fame and stature. It has hosted three U.S. presidents and 14 NBA teams. “We always make sure those players get our California king-size beds,” says Kelly Earnest, director of public relations.

The Peabody “Dream Bed” features a duck-down blanket, dual-chambered pillows, and a Platinum Plush mattress pad. “People rave about the beds, but I’ve also gotten in trouble because of them,” says general manager Douglas Browne. Browne was in the lobby when he overheard a customer complaining that he had missed his business meeting. Browne asked if they had forgotten his wake-up call. “No,” the man replied. “It’s that damn bed; I didn’t want to get out of it.”

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Urban Image

After University of Memphis student John Stambaugh was killed by a shotgun while delivering pizza near Cooper and Young, friends created a memorial with flowers and verse in the parking lot where he died.

A few days later, a more endearing tribute emerged: stencils of Stambaugh’s face spray-painted as street art in pink or red. Sometimes the stencils were embellished with a halo or a heart. Frequently, there were words too, such as “We love you,” or questions, such as “Who killed the pizza guy?”

Today, more than three years after Stambaugh’s death, many of the stencils remain, dimmed a little by sunlight and weather but still visible on concrete overpasses and commercial buildings and the blue bus-stop bench at the intersection of Walker Avenue and Patterson Street. These stencils, impromptu but poignant, have lasted, communicating a message over and over in a creative and thought-provoking way.

The longevity of the Stambaugh stencils, along with the feelings behind them, is why the images rank at the top of the A-list for the best street stencils in Memphis. But there are plenty of other stencils, as well. Some are decorative or political or just plain fun. Many are downright confusing. But all are stenciled anonymously, and sometimes illegally, as part of an international community of artists trying to impact urban landscapes dominated by corporate interests.

“People are desperate for ways to talk back,” says artist and author Josh MacPhee in an interview from Troy, New York. “The streets of a city are one of the few places where people with limited resources can reach a large and diverse audience.”

Historically, stenciling started at least 5,000 years ago when people first blew colored powder through their hands to create stencils of animals on stone. Later, artists used stencils to decorate pre-Columbian pottery. By the mid-1800s, traveling artisans carried tin stencils and paint door-to-door to decorate houses, furniture, and businesses. During World War II, fascists in Italy stenciled Mussolini’s face on buildings as propaganda. In America, stencils showed up as pop art during the 1950s and as protest art against the Vietnam War during the 1960s.

“By the 1970s, groups of conceptual artists and punk-rock artists started stenciling on the streets, especially in large cities,” says MacPhee, who wrote a book published last year called Stencil Pirates. “By the 1990s, stencil culture was fusing with traditional graffiti culture, which leads us to today: a stencil scene made up of political activists, artists, graffiti writers, and people who fall somewhere in between.”

In Memphis, the best street stencils reflect many of these artistic trends. Think of the stencils, scattered primarily around Midtown, as a kind of urban folk art. Consider, for example, the dapper fashionistas on the brick building painted white at the corner of Lamar and Castalia. The images were painted by Brick (artist James Brigance) and advertise “Bobbie’s T’s Fashons and Alterations” in a stenciling style popular with retailers decades ago.

Unfortunately, some of our other favorite stencils (like the Buddy Holly faces and the Stambaugh mural on the exterior wall of Young Avenue Deli) are difficult to find or have disappeared altogether under a fresh coat of paint. Others are easier to spot, including the images on the rest of our street stencil A-list. Here are more specific descriptions where stencils are found, but be sure to keep looking on your own. The best part of stenciling, after all, is the fun of discovering new images in unexpected places.

Cinderblock building at Blythe Street and Young Avenue: Located across the street from Midtown’s Goner Records, the wall on this small commercial building is an ever-changing canvas for stencil and graffiti artists. The wall is located adjacent to the parking lot, so pull in for a close-up look. We especially like the stencil of the black-hair beauty near the Apple logo embellished with the word “sinner.”

Railroad overpass at Central Avenue and Lombardy Road: When driving west on Central Avenue, turn right on Lombardy and park. Look to your left, where stenciled on the overpass in a stack of three are the wistful images of a face we fondly call Angel Boy. Then again, maybe it’s Angel Girl.

Railroad box on the south side of Southern Avenue at Semmes Street:

Is this a control box for trains or some electrical box operated by MLGW? We’re not sure. What we do know is that the lovely stencil of a girl with ethnocentric features and shoulder-length hair improves the appearance of the metal box immeasurably.

Electrical box on the east side of the Parkway overpass at Southern Avenue: This stencil of facial features is almost gone, but we still appreciate the image because of the dripping paint that resembles tears.