That bad mutha-[censored] himself, the sexy Scientologist and soul man number
one, Mr. Isaac Hayes, is opening a restaurant in Peabody Place downtown. The
new eatery is a partnership between Hayes and not Corky s, Cozy Corner,
Neely s, Interstate, Payne s, the Rendezvous, or any other local purveyor of
our city s prized delicacy Famous Dave s Barbecue out of Minneapolis,
Minnesota.
What s next for South Park s Chef? Opening a Pizza Hut in Rome perhaps?