Oh, indulge us. We haven’t posted any updates on former Memphian, now London bon vivant, David Gest in weeks. Urban Planet‘s Jayne Middlemiss interviewed Gest recently on plastic surgery, Chinese girls with herpes, and licking Amy Winehouse’s toes.
A few excerpts: [On Winehouse] I love that beehive she wears, I love her tattoos, I’d lick her toes! I’m in love with Amy Winehouse, I’d like to lick the inside of her hair! You’d probably find KFC stuck in it!
[On his image and cosmetic procedures]: I was one big fat f–k, with those man boobs. That’s all old news. I’ve never been as happy as now and I did plastic surgery in 1981 or so. I was unhappy and I thought if I looked good …
[On Liza] I wish her well but we had our differences, not a great marriage, it’s over. You put the past behind you and you go to the positive. …
Read the whole mess here.
