OMG, Ya’ll. Are you sitting down?
Elvis is alive.
I’ll say it again: Elvis. Is. ALIVE.
So sayeth Derek Clontz, an author of words on the Internet. His history-pwning revelation, replete with photos and shocking truth verbs was birthed on the www yesterday here.
What’s that? When you go to that link, the website has been taken down by WordPress for violating the terms of service? You better believe it. The fix is in, people. The vast bat-winged conspiracy has its claws in little old Derek, coz they don’t want Elvis’ #1 fans to know what really happened.
