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Elvis Is Alive! We Told You So.

Sure, the world’s economy is going into the tank, but hey, Elvis is alive! At least, that’s what a woman claiming to be Elvis’ half sister says. And she says she has the DNA to prove it.

We say, big deal. We told you all about it last year in the Flyer.

Sure, the world’s economy is going into the tank, but hey, Elvis is alive! At least, that’s what a woman claiming to be Elvis’ half sister says. And she says she has the DNA to prove it.

We say, big deal. We told you all about it last year in the Flyer.