Now, there’s a headline! And there’s even a story to go with it. It seems that since its purchase of rights to all things Elvis, sports and entertainment conglomerate CKXE has introduced a few Elvis products that have irritated Elvis purists. These would include a plastic Elvis mask with sunglasses attached, an Elvis rubber duck, and, gasp, Elvis panties, so you can wear the King close to your, well, your, um, well …
But we say, hey, Elvis probably liked panties, so big deal. Rubber ducks, we’re not so sure about.
