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First Blood: Did the High Point Owl send a jogger to the ER?

When owls attack!

  • When owls attack!

Yesterday Fly on the Wall asked readers to submit High Point Owl fan fiction. While we would still love to post the best of your owly fanfic, the first piece I’m sharing is a true account told to me by a reader who asked to be identified as Mimosa Ave:

“I left my house located right in the Highpoint neighborhood around 9 PM for a jog. I had my headphones in, jamming to the latest R&B techno remix on pandora and not 10 steps into my run I felt a smack on the right side of my head—- along with something sharp. I screamed bloody murder, and I mean, I screamed, because for about 3 long seconds I thought I was getting mugged. The thought ‘this is what you get for repeatedly running at night in the dark against your better judgement’ even went through my head. I looked up and all around and I didn’t see anything. No scurry, no flash of movement, nada. I reached up to my head and felt and immediately could tell I was bleeding. I ran back inside my house and looked in the mirror- took the aforementioned picture, and immediately looked up the date of my last tetanus and pondered the thought that the SOB could have been a bat- and contemplated the possibility of rabies.

As might be apparent, I am well acquainted with healthcare- which, in many ways, can help and hurt you. Ignorance can be bliss. I called my friend working her shift in the ER tonight to ask if I needed to boost my tetanus etc. She ran it by some attendings through a lot of laughter (naturally, this story is absurd, you have to laugh). They and other people working in ER tonight immediately asked what neighborhood I lived in—— when my friend disclosed Highpoint they immediately referenced this infamous owl. Hence, my journey to you and submitting this ridiculous story.”

email your High Point Owl Halloween fan fiction (or non-fiction) to davis@memphisflyer.com. Write “Owl Fiction” in the subject field. I’ll publish the good ones and award some MALCO movie tickets to my completely subjective favorites.