A Downtown mural titled ‘Memphis Hairstory.’
People in the Memphis area have been losing their wigs, weaves and toupees, and Fly on the Wall has noticed. Everywhere we look we see them, tangled, rotting. We’ve asked our readers not to ignore this growing epidemic and our conscientious readers have responded by sending in their pictures of lost bouffants and lonely extensions. Each week we post these pictures in the pursuit of our dream, to reunite some good people with their good hair.
This poor, bedraggled thing was found outside Captain JJ’s Fish and Chicken.
Neglected, mistreated, and spotted in the parking lot of Walgreens at Union and McLean.
This sad little hair wad was observed in front of the Tiger Den on the University of Memphis campus.
This even sadder hair was last spotted on the Downtown mall near the fountains.
Something terrible happened here.
If any of this is your hair or you know who it belongs to please contact Fly on the Wall via comments and we’ll give you all the information we have pertaining to where the hair was last seen. We cannot promise a successful reunion because, as we’ve said before, nobody wants to touch that.
While the Fly-Team is devoting most of our resources to hairpieces and hairpiece-related causes, we are expanding our mission to include shoes. Especially single ones. This week’s entry however, is a pair of heels.
Downtown
