Ricky Ricardo Montgomery of Memphis had some splainin’ to do last week. He apologized in court to the man he robbed at gunpoint last year. Then Montgomery, who admitted to smoking an impressive 30 blunts a day, issued this heartfelt apology to his wife: “I know how hard I have to fight to be the husband you desire.” He was sentenced to 18 months in prison. Fred and Ethel were unavailable for comment.
