This report comes from Pravda, so take it with a grain of beluga. We certainly find it hard to believe.
The paper details the planned New Year’s Day activities of Russian leaders, including Boris Yeltsin, Mikhail Ghorbachev, and Vladimier Putin.
Then it gets weird: “Russian oligarchs plan to repeat last year’s festivities. In the very beginning of 2006 they joined an Arab sheikh on board his luxurious plane. They traveled to the Antarctic in a company of US singer Tina Turner. For 2007 they are to board the “Flying Titanic” too to enjoy a pool, a game of bowling and super first-class dinner in a plane restaurant. Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, and Justin Timberlake will be entertaining the VIPs during the flight. The powers-that-be will land in Iceland where they will be comfortably accommodated in a castle of ice surrounded by the scenery from The Lord of the Rings movie. The luxury plane will be carrying 160 passengers in total. The cheapest ticket for only three days costs 125,000 euros. The most expensive one is evaluated at 700,000 euros.”
So if we are to believe Pravda, our own JT is going be flying to Iceland on a Russian plane in the company of crackhead Whitney Houston and nutso Mariah Carey, and while on the plane, they’ll be entertaining Russian gangsters?
We’re not making this up, but maybe Pravda is.
