Just don’t try lap dancing while wielding a knife. That moves from sexy to, um, crazy. And we don’t need any of that.
Eccentric Studios, the strip-tease workout studio in Bartlett, is offering a Valentine Teaser workshop for women on Saturday from 1 to 3 p.m. You’ll learn to impress your Valentine with a lap dance and an exotic chair routine. Dress in your hottest outfit because a photographer will be on-site taking “sexy” pictures for you to give in place of paper heart valentines.
Accidentally slicing your finger off while chopping onions is no way to impress your Valentine’s date. Learn knife skills from Edible Memphis editor Melissa Petersen before you go to work on that romantic dinner. Petersen’s class, part of the University of Memphis’ Cooking at the Garden series, will be held on Sunday from 2 to 5 p.m at the Memphis Botanic Gardens.
Since you’ve likely already failed at your resolution to eat better this year, go ahead and gorge at the annual Chocolate Fantasy benefit for the National Kidney Foundation. Treats made with milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and probably even white chocolate will be available for tasting in the Oak Court Mall from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturday.
Because dudes who sing in harmony are kind of hot, round out the weekend with a performance by Rockapella. The all-male a cappella group sings pop, soul, and rock ballads. The show starts at 8 p.m. Saturday at the Bartlett Performing Arts Center.
For more weekend fun, check out the Flyer’s searchable online calendar.
— Bianca Phillips
