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LONE PILOT THEORY

On what must have been a particularly slow news night Fox 13 anchor Steve Dawson reported that rock superstar Sting emerged uninjured from a minor plane crash. According to Dawson, Sting s plane skidded off the runway and into a grassy knoll. The media experts at Fly believe that this may be the first on-air use of the term grassy knoll that does not automatically include footage from Zapruder s film of the Kennedy assassination.